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#8 - theannoyingFJguy (03/26/2014) [-]
That lying bitch.
#15 to #8 - deckbox ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
goddamnit get out of the closet
#4 - supercookieduster (03/26/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#11 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1017273 at Friendly ** this
#5 - jasonseagull (03/26/2014) [-]
Could come in handy
#6 to #5 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at Get in the damn shower. ** The reaction for this
#41 to #6 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #188 at anon's favorite pokemon ** How OP feels about that
#42 to #41 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm ******* retarded
User avatar #17 to #6 - doctorprofessornv (03/26/2014) [-]
sweet roll
#25 - doubleddp (03/26/2014) [-]
The day they start making these
User avatar #39 to #25 - megaton (03/26/2014) [-]
the day they start making these is the day tatsuya ishida commits suicide .
#50 to #39 - doubleddp (03/26/2014) [-]
I do not know who that person fictional or real might be, but Ghost in a shell FTW
I do not know who that person fictional or real might be, but Ghost in a shell FTW
User avatar #59 to #50 - megaton (03/26/2014) [-]
lol he is some cartoonist that recently got rely obsessed with being a feminist and one of the major characters now is a rouge sex bot who is out for revenge.

link to his site is sinfest.net and despite the name it is not **** whatsoever
User avatar #53 to #25 - vmandude (03/26/2014) [-]
is the day morons buy these. Seriously, nothing can ever replace the feeling of a REAL woman. Not even the best man made things.
User avatar #29 to #25 - thatguyontheright (03/26/2014) [-]
Doesn't seem as good an idea when you think about it.
#30 to #29 - doubleddp (03/26/2014) [-]
For you OP I think they will make a male version
User avatar #31 to #30 - thatguyontheright (03/26/2014) [-]
Its not that. The Maintenance would be crappy. Cleaning out jizz traps, changing the vag every few thousand miles, or until the tread gets below lincoln's head.

Also wiping their memory when they become sentient and try to kill you.
#34 to #31 - doubleddp (03/26/2014) [-]
Judging by the new Mac and Microsoft OS, they will not become sentient more like play the wrong playlist while you are ........... it.
Judging by the new Mac and Microsoft OS, they will not become sentient more like play the wrong playlist while you are ........... it.
User avatar #54 to #25 - rakuraimasuta (03/26/2014) [-]
The only robots I will ever trust are R2-D2, Legion, and the Iron Giant.

All the other ones with try and kill me!!!!
#57 to #54 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/26/2014) [-]
So long as you keep things democratic, this bad boy will protect ya.
User avatar #68 to #57 - agrofenlas (03/27/2014) [-]
Are you ready to die for your country, communist scum!?
User avatar #69 to #68 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm swedish. I'm socialist, not communist. You can think of me as one who cannot decide between communism and the freedom of taking three hours deciding weather to take expensive tasty brand of cookies or cheap plentiful brand of cookies.
User avatar #70 to #69 - agrofenlas (03/27/2014) [-]
...Its like you've never played fallout 3...
User avatar #71 to #70 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/27/2014) [-]
I have played it, but not very extensively. Like a lot of people, Dark Souls have destroyed other games for me.
User avatar #72 to #71 - agrofenlas (03/27/2014) [-]
"Are you ready to die for your country, communist scum!?" Is a quote from liberty prime.
User avatar #73 to #72 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/27/2014) [-]
Figured as much, my statement still stands.
User avatar #60 to #57 - rakuraimasuta (03/26/2014) [-]
Oh damn how could I forget Liberty Prime
Please forgive me!!!
User avatar #62 to #60 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/26/2014) [-]
Liberty Prim
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User avatar #61 to #58 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/26/2014) [-]
Liberty Prim.
User avatar #63 to #61 - rakuraimasuta (03/26/2014) [-]
.....I fixed it
#64 to #63 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/26/2014) [-]
Not gonna make it better either way.
Not gonna make it better either way.
#26 to #25 - doubleddp (03/26/2014) [-]
I will go on long walks with them to the beach
I will go on long walks with them to the beach
#27 to #26 - doubleddp (03/26/2014) [-]
And listen to what she has to say, and respond to her feelings
And listen to what she has to say, and respond to her feelings
User avatar #28 to #27 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
Except they don't have feelings, they're robots.
#35 to #28 - hydromatic (03/26/2014) [-]
Shut uuuuup!
User avatar #37 to #35 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
Legion has many consciousnesses. Very few are his own.
#38 to #37 - hydromatic (03/26/2014) [-]
How dare you shoot down my arguement with logic!   
   
 I suppose EDI would've been a better example. Regardless, they're both fictional, so i wasn't exactly 100 % serious in the first place.
How dare you shoot down my arguement with logic!

I suppose EDI would've been a better example. Regardless, they're both fictional, so i wasn't exactly 100 % serious in the first place.
#40 to #38 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
I know
But EDI has a terrible sense of humor and can't really express in her voice how she feels. As a matter of fact, I don't even know if she even has feelings. She mostly observes the crew and acts accordingly.
Imagine your ''first date'' with that robot chick. **** would be terrible.
#44 to #40 - doubleddp (03/26/2014) [-]
She will observe my crotch and she will act accordingly
#92 to #44 - thenudist (03/27/2014) [-]
THE PICTURE XD
User avatar #46 to #44 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
But she doesn't know what that means, you basically have to explain the birds and the bees to her, explain how it pleases men, and how it means something.
Which, in my opinion, kills the mood.
#48 to #46 - doubleddp (03/26/2014) [-]
When you put it that way yeah, but you are forgetting that she does have access to outside sources, you just have to get read of that parental block and let her surf the adult sites for a while.
When you put it that way yeah, but you are forgetting that she does have access to outside sources, you just have to get read of that parental block and let her surf the adult sites for a while.
#49 to #48 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
Suuuure. if you want her to say ''Intriguing. The size of you member is greatly smaller compared to my research.''   
I'm so 			*******		 pessimistic.
Suuuure. if you want her to say ''Intriguing. The size of you member is greatly smaller compared to my research.''
I'm so ******* pessimistic.
#51 to #49 - doubleddp (03/26/2014) [-]
That is what she said when she left
#52 to #51 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
But here comes a little optimism. The fact she's a robot means that she's entirely yours. At your command. Of course, the romance is almost all gone, but the occasional slip ups where she calls you master would be great. Sadly, this isn't an upside for be because I'm a masochist.
#56 - aajowa (03/26/2014) [-]
Reaction edit.

I hope you like it.
User avatar #23 - sovietsamurai (03/26/2014) [-]
I guess that you can say that he wants to

[puts on glasses]

Terminate their relationship
#2 - ihearcolors (03/26/2014) [-]
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#3 to #2 - guu (03/26/2014) [-]
Dat arm feelup doe
#43 to #2 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Dark SOuls ** who barney spit on
User avatar #7 to #2 - boomerpyro ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
i would like this to be a gif that loops and rewinds back and forth
#13 to #7 - vulwulf (03/26/2014) [-]
Only my second time making a Gif, hope this works!
Only my second time making a Gif, hope this works!
User avatar #16 to #13 - boomerpyro ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
amazing, have a thumb
#18 to #16 - vulwulf (03/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, it's a bit jittery. I don't even know why I did it I'm supposed to be working...
User avatar #22 to #21 - DontDeleteMeAgain (03/26/2014) [-]
looks like you finally got your hare done
User avatar #32 to #22 - deviroux (03/26/2014) [-]
you really crack yourself up don't you
User avatar #55 to #32 - DontDeleteMeAgain (03/26/2014) [-]
i have my moments
#76 - thempc (03/27/2014) [-]
am i the only one who thinks this woman looks really ******* weird
User avatar #84 to #76 - ivviism (03/27/2014) [-]
Her left boob is a tad askew...
User avatar #85 to #84 - thempc (03/27/2014) [-]
it looks bigger than her right one, and her left arm looks extremely ripped it's admin's dream girl
#90 to #85 - ivviism (03/27/2014) [-]
Maybe it's her schlicking arm
#91 to #90 - thempc (03/27/2014) [-]
a valid hypothesis
#89 - scratchinmagician (03/27/2014) [-]
**scratchinmagician rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at Just Gamer Things ** this
User avatar #87 - KINGOFTHESTARS (03/27/2014) [-]
they answered the age old question of "CAN YOU **** IT?"
#75 - acemcgunner (03/27/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #4815243 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n ** mfw
#78 to #75 - superbigfupa (03/27/2014) [-]
**superbigfupa rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at it's delicious ** mfw
#80 to #78 - acemcgunner (03/27/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at The Next Step ** MFW YFW
#81 to #80 - superbigfupa (03/27/2014) [-]
**superbigfupa rolled a random image posted in comment #8109617 at low testosterone high estrogen male support group ** mfw yfw mfw
#82 to #81 - acemcgunner (03/27/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #1389 at Cutest Pet Picture Submission ** mfw yfw mfw yfw
#83 to #82 - superbigfupa (03/27/2014) [-]
**superbigfupa rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at women ** mfw your future fw
#66 - dogziller (03/26/2014) [-]
thatsmyfetish.jpeg
but seriously some transformers are hot as ****
User avatar #67 to #66 - terriblytreble (03/27/2014) [-]
ijustrealizedthisismyfetish.jpeg
#9 - hearingaid (03/26/2014) [-]
I GOTTA COME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I GOTTA TELL MY HUSBAND I'M A ROBOT WRAPPED IN HUMANOID FLESH.

DON'T JUST DO IT! SAVE IT FOR WHEN YOU CAN REAP SOME ADDED BENEFITS!
LIKE WHAT?

TWO WEEKS LATER...
YOU DROVE ME TO THIS STEVEN! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!

HA! GOTCHA. I'M A ROBOT. BUT SERIOUSLY, DO YOUR FAIR SHARE OF THE LAUNDRY.
#77 to #9 - ninetyninepercent (03/27/2014) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
User avatar #93 to #9 - burdensomebucket (03/27/2014) [-]
Why does this have positive thumbs on some posts and negative on others?
#94 to #9 - canadianbetamale (03/27/2014) [-]
It only works for smaller posts, man.
It only works for smaller posts, man.
#45 to #9 - leetabix (03/26/2014) [-]
WHAT??
#10 to #9 - totallynotme (03/26/2014) [-]
But why?
#19 to #10 - theruse (03/26/2014) [-]
Attention whore.
User avatar #14 to #9 - deafperson (03/26/2014) [-]
what'd you say?
User avatar #86 - asheskirata (03/27/2014) [-]
what webcomic is this?
User avatar #88 to #86 - mindlessbastard (03/27/2014) [-]
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal www.smbc-comics.com/
User avatar #24 - kaptaink (03/26/2014) [-]
yo, can anyone hook me up with that one where the guy picks up the chick by talking about how because his dick is so small, he had to learn of every other to pleasure a woman's body
#1 - kaliban (03/26/2014) [-]
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