Respect Don't Buy a New Haircut. Couldn't help but think of this every time I played San Andreas and got NO money for a mission. Just "Respect".. BEEF
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Respect Don't Buy a New Haircut

Couldn't help but think of this every time I played San Andreas and got NO money for a mission. Just "Respect".

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#41 - zombieloan (12/07/2013) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Everyone else is doing it. **
#37 - wobblewub (12/06/2013) [-]
I think it'd be cool if they could have content in GTA V that would have like the return of CJ but like the older version of him of course. Just sayin'. **** would be rad.
User avatar #44 to #37 - DeathOne (12/08/2013) [-]
With each graphical advancement, there is a new GTA universe.
There is the 2D universe, the 3D universe (starting GTA 3) and the HD universe (starting GTA IV, and still going).
Events that happened in the 3D universe (including CJ), never happened in the HD or 2D universe. Same goes for the other 2.
User avatar #46 to #44 - wobblewub (12/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean they couldn't do it
User avatar #47 to #46 - DeathOne (12/08/2013) [-]
Actually, by the multiverse GTA theory, CJ doesn't exist in GTA V.
User avatar #48 to #47 - wobblewub (12/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean Rockstar could just go " **** you" and put him in.
User avatar #49 to #48 - DeathOne (12/08/2013) [-]
That explanation would make more sense.
User avatar #34 - bigbensch (12/06/2013) [-]
Comment unrelated.
User avatar #25 - deadadventurer (12/06/2013) [-]
At those early stages in the game I recommend getting near the nearest hospital, then steal an ambulance and do the ambulance mission. After lvl 12ish you get ********* of cash and a boost to health.
User avatar #43 to #25 - matttboyagain ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
I always totally forget about doing side missions. I'll remember that next time I play from the beginning.
User avatar #28 to #25 - murrlogic (12/06/2013) [-]
Before I go and do the mission involving CJ to be on a motorbike being chased I make sure I arm for war because the scene before the motorbike chase revolves around a **** ton of mooks armed with heavy machine guns firing at you and going in their with just a handgun is ******* retarded
#21 - maxsexington (12/06/2013) [-]
..all i have to say
#20 - skiskate (12/06/2013) [-]
In fallout New Vegas getting respect from fractions is almost always better then just getting money
#33 to #20 - parman (12/06/2013) [-]
Not if you have Power Armor and Uber Super Plasma Gun....then you can kill anybody and don't need any fractions.
User avatar #30 to #20 - thatoneiranianguy (12/06/2013) [-]
That looks like a pretty High Def New Vegas right there.

Is that right outside the Gun Runners Arsenal? It looks familiar.... and I might just go play it again.
User avatar #31 to #30 - thatoneiranianguy (12/06/2013) [-]
silver rush* Not GRA, keep mixing those two up.
#22 to #20 - groovierpoet (12/06/2013) [-]
that looks ******* amazing
#14 - xardian (12/06/2013) [-]
If you really are respected, you can help organisations with your support, even if you just let them use your name... but you also need to be famous...
#13 - antoniospaghettio (12/06/2013) [-]
Being a photographer in a nutshell.
User avatar #45 to #13 - matttboyagain ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha I hear that, man. My gf is an artist and she's having the same trouble. She's getting a lot of publicity but it's not enough to get a lot of commissions and stuff. She's gotten respect from other artists, one of which being her hero, Jeff Smith, the author and illustrator of Bone. But still she can't seem to make any money with her skill. Can't seem to find the right art school. It's tough all over.
User avatar #5 - morbidbreath (12/06/2013) [-]
i dont know. you could just enter the cheat code for money a bunch of times..
User avatar #6 to #5 - matttboyagain ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Not if you're trying to complete the game without codes. Kinda pissed me off that it was so much harder to get money in San Andreas than it was in Vice City. In Vice City, you just rolled in the ******* cash when you completed missions and never had to worry about having enough to buy a property.
#12 to #6 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
The horse races.
User avatar #10 to #6 - tonkkax (12/06/2013) [-]
casino
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User avatar #36 to #4 - payseht ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I like the G+ comment section
#27 to #4 - frostyfart (12/06/2013) [-]
Why don't you post this on Youtube instead of FJ.   
 C'mon guys he's trolling why thumb him down even the word troll is in his name
Why don't you post this on Youtube instead of FJ.
C'mon guys he's trolling why thumb him down even the word troll is in his name
User avatar #26 to #4 - jbgotswag (12/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #4 - vitunhenkka (12/06/2013) [-]
who let a youtuber in?
#18 to #4 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
bait it is.
#9 to #4 - xliarm (12/06/2013) [-]
But sadly, it seems like Bob has been run over with his tank.
#17 to #9 - rectophobia ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
>Sadly
#8 to #4 - AnimeExpert (12/06/2013) [-]
Eh...No
User avatar #7 to #4 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Wrong place
#2 - WimTehNecro (12/06/2013) [-]
<-----MFW I actually like those missions lol
<-----MFW I actually like those missions lol
#29 to #2 - kenleyP (12/06/2013) [-]
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#1 - geometric (12/06/2013) [-]
That how I feel in GTA Online.
That how I feel in GTA Online.
User avatar #23 to #1 - bagguhsleep (12/06/2013) [-]
grind coveted.
3 minutes of work for 12k, and it's easily restartable by pressing square (or whatever the equivalent of that is on xbox) in the menu after completing it
you really only have to kill 7-9 people, so ammo isn't that much of an issue. you have to be 36 to start it, though.
User avatar #35 to #23 - Durricane **User deleted account** (12/06/2013) [-]
Please PLEASE tell me the mission you are talking about cause I havent come across anything like that after the update.
User avatar #39 to #35 - herebemonstars (12/06/2013) [-]
Also If you Need help finding it and are on Xbox Message me your Gt and i'll do a few round of it with you
User avatar #38 to #35 - herebemonstars (12/06/2013) [-]
In the Missions List, the ones created By R*
one is called "Coveted" start it up as a Hosted mission and play alone or with a few friends it won't matter either way.
THe mission itself takes 4 to 8 minutes to complete and Pays Out $12,000 Each and every time you play it
then when on the Rate screen for that mission hit X or Square depending on your console and Redo it as many times as you want

User avatar #11 to #1 - herebemonstars (12/06/2013) [-]
I'm going to help you out a little

when playing press start and go to the Online part of the menu and go to Jobs
Host your own job then select the job called "coveted" (its Under Missions)

takes roughly 4-8 minutes to complete and Pays out $12,000 Each time
once finished the mission and on the Continue screen Press X (if on Xbox) or Square
(if on PS3)

Hope it helped enjoy the money
#3 to #1 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
Except it is easy as **** to get money there.
User avatar #16 to #3 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (12/06/2013) [-]
They've lowered the money now though I think, at least they have for races. I was only getting around 1k for winning point to point races.
User avatar #19 to #16 - letting (12/06/2013) [-]
I WAS getting around 1k, now I think they've patched it even further, $400-$500 for winning a race.
User avatar #40 to #19 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (12/07/2013) [-]
They've ****** up GTA Online man it's awful now.
User avatar #42 to #40 - letting (12/07/2013) [-]
Agreed, making money takes so damn long it's ludicrous. They should add heists in like in single-player, so in about 2 hours you can make at least $500,000. There's so much high-end pricey stuff in the game that's so unobtainable.
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