Respawn. .. Instant Respawn servers are the best Respawn history coincidence


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User avatar #1 - tenaciousjon (09/03/2014) [-]
Instant Respawn servers are the best
User avatar #4 to #1 - misterusername ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
the server had terrible lag though, it took him 2 freaking months
Prais our lord and savior wikipedia
User avatar #7 to #1 - anorselegend (09/03/2014) [-]
Seriously, **** the TF2 respawn time. 20 ******* seconds? Bitch, I'm not that patient!
User avatar #15 to #7 - pootismang (09/03/2014) [-]
I take such opportunities to grab a soda or swap out buttplugs.
User avatar #29 to #15 - hopporto (09/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #28 to #7 - psykobear (09/04/2014) [-]
I prefer quick respawn as opposed to instant respawn. Like, 5 seconds. Instant respawn makes you never able to get through the enemy's base without spawn camping.
#21 - megamanmanmega (09/03/2014) [-]
He died and when he re-spawned he was allowed to redistribute his stats.
#6 - razvansar (09/03/2014) [-]
What his grave looked like.
#5 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
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#56 - fattymac (09/04/2014) [-]
Arsenal mentioned, swell with gooner pride
User avatar #65 to #56 - SuperHyperCrazy (09/04/2014) [-]
You guys really dropped the ball last season. more like picked it up... get it? because handballs are illegal?
User avatar #66 to #65 - fattymac (09/04/2014) [-]
wont get any better, Wenger is a greedy piece of **** ,
User avatar #74 to #66 - formidableguy (09/04/2014) [-]
Looking forward to seeing Welbeck play?
User avatar #96 to #74 - fattymac (09/04/2014) [-]
better than that piece of **** Giroud
User avatar #97 to #96 - formidableguy (09/04/2014) [-]
He's out injured anyway isn't he?
User avatar #101 to #97 - fattymac (09/05/2014) [-]
he's healthy he just whines when he has to play 70+ mins in consecutive games
User avatar #102 to #101 - formidableguy (09/05/2014) [-]
Oh then there you go I guess
#78 to #74 - ftsfts (09/04/2014) [-]
Just hoping Wenger and Welbeck pull a Rodgers and Sturridge.
User avatar #80 to #78 - formidableguy (09/04/2014) [-]
lol, the difference being Sturridge just wasnt playing, Welbeck is just poop.

Plus Wenger isn't very great at man management atm. Dont know why he used to be class at it.
#94 to #80 - ftsfts (09/04/2014) [-]
Well Welbeck is playing just on the wing not in the CF where he likes. Sturridge had about the same amount of goals and games as Welbeck does now before he left to Pool. Just trying to keep a bit of faith.
User avatar #95 to #94 - formidableguy (09/04/2014) [-]
Sturridge was not getting the same game time Welbeck was, Torres and Co were getting played ahead of him every time. Ah well Chelki's loss! Were getting the benefit of a great striker now! haha.

Ahh well have to see where it goes from now on I guess, good luck for the rest of the season though, (except for the games against Liverpool)
User avatar #90 to #56 - straightbusta (09/04/2014) [-]

#9 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/03/2014) [-]
The founder of Ferrari was a bit of an uggo.
#87 to #9 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
#12 to #9 - meatygoodness ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
So he invented the pussy-magnet car
User avatar #18 to #12 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Then after people realized their QC was **** , they started making their own cars. I.E. Lamborghini. Mercedes Benz master race Dat 560 SEC
#19 to #18 - meatygoodness ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
I thought Lambo got 			***********		 by a car manufacturer (Lambo used to make tractors) so the dude made his own cars to prove he could. And they were pretty sweet.
I thought Lambo got *********** by a car manufacturer (Lambo used to make tractors) so the dude made his own cars to prove he could. And they were pretty sweet.

User avatar #27 to #19 - envinite (09/04/2014) [-]
It is.
User avatar #33 to #19 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
It involved an argument between the two, and lambo was a tractor maker.
#13 to #12 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (09/03/2014) [-]
And probaly still couldnt get any!

Well, looking like Sloth from the Goonies i cant say im surprised.
#14 to #13 - meatygoodness ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Sloth? Man, did you 			*******		 see that guy? He was built like a 			**********		 house, I'm sure he could just take all the pussy he wanted :|
Sloth? Man, did you ******* see that guy? He was built like a ********** house, I'm sure he could just take all the pussy he wanted :|
User avatar #22 - whereistherumgone (09/03/2014) [-]
**** like this makes me feel like I can't stick my legs out from the covers at night
User avatar #79 to #24 - whereistherumgone (09/04/2014) [-]
It's freaky, yo
#59 - schrodngrscat (09/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #26 - AvidGamerShkunk (09/04/2014) [-]
it's legit, guys.
Enzo died in August
Mesut was born in October
User avatar #25 - misticalz (09/04/2014) [-]
************ BUG EYED ************ IN FIFA 13
#16 - checkemtrain (09/03/2014) [-]
ayyy lmao
#3 - hashtagopinion (09/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #55 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (09/04/2014) [-]
one is italian, other is german
#81 to #55 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
I don't think you get genes from the passport you own..

He is turkish( ancestry/ both parents) while enzo is probably full italian
User avatar #11 - schmuxy (09/03/2014) [-]
Ferrari Died - 14th August
Ozil Born - 15th October

User avatar #75 to #11 - formidableguy (09/04/2014) [-]
there was a reincarnation queue?
#10 - pornoranger (09/03/2014) [-]
many basedows / graves disease patients have died that year.
even more children born in that exact year got the disease later on.
#20 - thebobinito (09/03/2014) [-]
See the name "Enzo Ferarri" and think of the Ferrari Enzo that was built in his memory.
#23 to #20 - wayfarer (09/04/2014) [-]
When someone says cheese I think of cheese, isn't that 			*******		 weird? Isn't it?
When someone says cheese I think of cheese, isn't that ******* weird? Isn't it?
User avatar #83 to #23 - fkelly (09/04/2014) [-]
>Not think of mustard.
Stay pleb
#2 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
Those eyes are too ugly..
Those eyes are too ugly..
#30 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
Yeah no.   
Enzo is 			*******		 dead.   
Their eyes are kinda the same shape, other than that they look nothing alike.   
Or are you cunts seriously implying a 116 year old man is playing the most physically demanding sport on the planet?
Yeah no.
Enzo is ******* dead.
Their eyes are kinda the same shape, other than that they look nothing alike.
Or are you cunts seriously implying a 116 year old man is playing the most physically demanding sport on the planet?
#93 to #30 - tommythecatt (09/04/2014) [-]
Nice try Bub
User avatar #98 to #93 - TwiztidNinja (09/05/2014) [-]
No i am not baiting, you ******* morons are just simply retarded, If use think he is reincarnated as that soccer player you are still a moron.
#40 to #30 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
> plays soccer
> "most physically demanding sport on the planet"
User avatar #68 to #40 - SuperHyperCrazy (09/04/2014) [-]
What the **** ? A soccer pitch (according to a casual Google search) is between 100-130 yards in length, and 50-100 yards in width. Now imagine running up, down, side to side, and across a field that's AT LEAST 100x50 yards for 90 minutes without the constant breaks you see in football due to snaps, huddles, challenges, timeouts blah blah blah. Yes, I'll admit there are divers/floppers, intentional fouls, time wasting etc. But still, the time lost in those cases hardly amount to the time of football that isn't actual playing time.

And in truth, arguing about this is pretty pointless because they're two completely different sports and "physically demanding" can be interpreted in more ways than one.
User avatar #41 to #40 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
You probably will not like hearing that the second most physically demanding sport is motocross then.
User avatar #43 to #41 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
Makes more sense than soccer
User avatar #44 to #43 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
I did not make the rules it simply is, the amount of physical fitness it takes to play a game of soccer is more than any other sport, it does not take injury into account.
Motocross being second actually surprises me too being that i used to race before i ****** myself up and yeah, it is not an easy thing to do lol.
User avatar #47 to #44 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
I just don't see how soccer is more physically difficult than sports like rugby, football, or hockey. You need lots of stamina and hand-eye in both. The difference with soccer is you're just using your feet. Rugby and football contain aggresive, hard-hitting plays, hokcey requires you to be able to skate and have great hand-eye holding a stick. Some individual sports like wrestling and boxing I'd rank ahead of soccer.
User avatar #58 to #47 - klaes (09/04/2014) [-]
And the "you're just using your feet" comment makes it very clear to me you've never played a soccer game at a competitive level in your life.
User avatar #57 to #47 - klaes (09/04/2014) [-]
As someone who has played rugger, football, and soccer on a amateur level I'd like to weigh in. Football(American version) is pure hard hits and unless you're the running back you're a wimp if you get tired from sprints. Soccer(Football) is the most exhausting as far as endurance goes, you run an assload more than you do in american football. Rugby, however, is the most tiring of the three because you need to run like a bitch 24/7 and still be ready for heavy hits.
User avatar #60 to #57 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
So, you're saying rugby is more tiring than soccer?
User avatar #61 to #60 - klaes (09/04/2014) [-]
If you don't like getting hit(me), yes.

Endurance wise, no.
User avatar #62 to #61 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
Well, endurance-wise is debatable, but the main argument here is that soccer is not the most "physically demanding" in which I would count hitting as a factor
User avatar #63 to #62 - klaes (09/04/2014) [-]
You can will yourself to get back up from the ground after a heavy hit, provided you aren't concussed or K.O. You can't will yourself to keep running when you have no energy whatsoever left.

I played with guys who were fat as **** in Football(American) and couldn't run their lard asses for more than 10 seconds at a time. They weren't strong, just heavy and they did an okay job.

Another factor you need to take into consideration is that unlike basketball, football, and to my knowledge hockey you cannot do many substitutions in soccer(and rugby).

As far as endurance goes:

Not debatable. A few hits doesn't make up for 7 miles of running, and I think due to your lack of knowledge on the sport you forget that outside of the top-professional level where it's a diving competition you can get hit very, very hard sometimes.

The only time I've concussed in a sport wasn't in a football game, a rugger match, or shooting hoops. It was when I took a hard body tackle in the middle of a soccer game. You should try playing it with a few friends for a full game length and you'll realize it's way tougher on your body(as far as endurance goes) than american football.
User avatar #67 to #63 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
I am aware how strenuous the distance running is soccer is, but in my experiences I've found it much more difficult to manage going 100% speed in a whole game of football after you've constantly been taking hits. I will agree soccer takes more endurance, I was getting myself confused between that and durability. For football and rugby, you don't need as much endurance as soccer, but there is a high demand for durability, strength, speed/agility and overall athleticism. You said a few hits doesn't make up for 7 miles of running, by which I'm assuming, based on the given source, you're referring to as the average distance run per player in a soccer game. A few generally means a small amount, about 2 or 3. Consider there are approximately between 120-140 plays in a full-length football game. That's 60-70 offensive/defensive plays per team. Players like runningbacks, linebackers, defensivebacks and wide receivers will be giving/receiving hit after hit. That is hard to follow up with going as hard as you can every play. Offensive/defensive linemen (the big guys I assume you're referring to) don't need stamina as much as pure force to either keep the defender from breaking through the line or being the one having to rush through the line to the quarterback. Picture having to have your hands against someone's chest pushing back at them for half a game, your arms and legs start to go numb but the consequence is being bowled over by another 250-300 pound man. That's just why I believe football to be more physically demanding.
User avatar #49 to #47 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
I think AFL actually scores higher than both NFL and rugby simply because they run a lot further.
Just how it is, it is not like soccer plays are not professional athletes at the absolute top of their game, it is a worldwide sport they have to be.
**** i do not like soccer at all do not get me wrong i have never even watched a game.
#48 to #40 - slat (09/04/2014) [-]
am i actally seeing this? how much play time does the average football game have? >MFW jumping up over and down things in skateboarding is an every 2 minute thing. >MFW no pads
>MFW most people couldnt come up with the energy to ollie 5 times in a row nevermind combine tricks and stairs and rails into the equation.
>MFW no one respects how physically demanding and technical skateboarding is.
>MFW no one cares about this sport or this post but bring on my ******* red thumbs because i will stand up for this till i die.
User avatar #50 to #48 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, no disrespect towards skateboarding, I'm just arguing against soccer as being "the most physically demanding sport"
User avatar #51 to #50 - slat (09/04/2014) [-]
ill agree with you on that. and nothing against football. i just mean like.. no one ever takes my sport into account =( im sorry i got so salty.
User avatar #52 to #51 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
No worries dude, skateboarding does look like some tough **** . I was just thinking football because of my experiences both watching and playing
#45 to #30 - thebroble (09/04/2014) [-]
Most Physical my ass
Most Physical my ass
User avatar #53 to #45 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
Can't stand dirty hits though. Remember Sav Rocca?
User avatar #54 to #30 - swimmingprodigy (09/04/2014) [-]
Are you seriously that retarded that you dont understand the post is implying reincarnation?
User avatar #99 to #54 - TwiztidNinja (09/05/2014) [-]
Are you seriously that retarded that you think reincarnation is real and Enzo ferrari was reincarnated as that soccer player?
Go outside.
User avatar #100 to #99 - swimmingprodigy (09/05/2014) [-]
No. I'm not.

That's why I said the post is implying reincarnation.

Learn how to read carefully and accurately, faggot
User avatar #31 to #30 - superpats (09/04/2014) [-]
Reincarnation is more likely. Rebirth. A second life.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
**** you people are stupid.
#35 to #32 - tokerpoker (09/04/2014) [-]
I think you're confused... and angry for no reason.
User avatar #37 to #35 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
I think you people are about as smart as a dried up jizz sock.
#38 to #37 - tokerpoker (09/04/2014) [-]
Your name is bluer than most people commenting, so I'm gunna go ahead and include you in the "you people" that you're talking about. Lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
Do what you want.
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