Resolutions. . HappyNewYear Resolution
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User avatar #4 - wolviewolverine (01/01/2014) [-]
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you make a bar, but all beer mugs weight over 10 kilos empty.
#5 to #4 - vixvaporrub (01/01/2014) [-]
Good thinking!
There's no way people could cheat with a system like that!
#7 to #5 - captnpl (01/01/2014) [-]
Sell them the straws separately.
User avatar #61 to #7 - wolviewolverine (01/02/2014) [-]
Make straws really ****** . Like you'd have suck like a port whore on a navy holiday, jsut to get one drop out of that straw.
Boom. resolved.
User avatar #8 to #5 - MaxFabian (01/01/2014) [-]
I'd rather struggle to lift a beer mug than drink it out of a straw...
User avatar #62 to #8 - wolviewolverine (01/02/2014) [-]
^ here's a proof it will work.
#38 to #5 - rdobet (01/02/2014) [-]
Make every drop of beer also weigh 10 kilos.
User avatar #60 to #5 - wolviewolverine (01/02/2014) [-]
To sip beer from a straw and to be ashamed by the Manly Men League of Beer Drinkers?
Is this guy ******* serious?
User avatar #28 to #5 - newsuperyoshi (01/02/2014) [-]
Don't offer them.
User avatar #14 to #6 - slugnugget (01/01/2014) [-]
wheres diet?

Runs on treadmill for 20 minutes

I think I deserve a Chinese

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#49 to #14 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
No one deserves to eat a whole person...
User avatar #27 to #14 - ryderjbudde (01/02/2014) [-]
You can have a little Chinese. Just not, like, a whole box. And not all the time.
User avatar #16 to #14 - imnotkickthecat (01/01/2014) [-]
It doesnt matter what your diet is if you dont care about getting cut or losing weight.
User avatar #65 to #16 - slugnugget (01/02/2014) [-]
eat less that your daily need and you'll lose weight eventually.

best to eat a lot of protein and work out at the same time so you're not just a skeleton.
User avatar #15 to #14 - luckyspirit (01/01/2014) [-]
Well Chinese food does consist of vegetables most of the time.
User avatar #21 - mrwightproductions (01/02/2014) [-]
ill make a free gym with multiple stories. Each story will have better equipment, and there will be one way up trials. such as a rope with knots that leads to the second level. a rope without knots leading the the third. single sideways bars, rock climb, etc. so if you want to use the better equipment and it be free, you gota be dedicated. The top floor will be guarded by the black knight from monty python with the final boss inside the room he guards
#23 to #21 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
LOVE IT !!!
LOVE IT !!!
User avatar #25 to #23 - newsuperyoshi (01/02/2014) [-]
Your a loony.
#30 to #25 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
;) How did you know ?
User avatar #32 to #30 - newsuperyoshi (01/02/2014) [-]
I am Tim! I know all with my exploding magic sh*t!
#33 to #32 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
I have magic too ;)
User avatar #35 to #33 - newsuperyoshi (01/02/2014) [-]
Then riddle me this, what is the air speed velocity of a swallow?
#46 to #35 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
No, it didn't take that long, I had to share computer for a minute.
User avatar #41 to #35 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
Ah HA, got it. There is no air speed of a swallow, it's inside your throat.
User avatar #24 to #21 - newsuperyoshi (01/02/2014) [-]
Nah, have the Muffin Knight and give him 99+ muffins.
#42 to #21 - dontknowmeatall (01/02/2014) [-]
That's actually a pretty cool idea. If I had the slightest interest for exercising. that's where I'd go.
#57 - kristovsky ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
So fellow gym fags, you ready for the new years rush?
User avatar #55 - nevolmon (01/02/2014) [-]
I can't wait for this month to end so all the underachievers can leave and free up the equipment in my cramped-ass gym.
User avatar #56 to #55 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
Damned free Christmas memberships !
#52 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
I started smoking like 10 min after midnight i was like "eh, maybe next year."
#53 to #52 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
Just for you
#50 - NinjaZombie (01/02/2014) [-]
Mine is to get to using 100 pound dumbbells for bench press.
#51 to #50 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
I Lift I secretly think this is really gross
User avatar #1 - leonhardt (01/01/2014) [-]
Will you have pictures of the gym equipment to remind you of what you wanted to do?
User avatar #2 to #1 - luluwho (01/01/2014) [-]
Good idea
#12 - DamnWalmartBullets (01/01/2014) [-]
Damn struggling with 25s on the bar. Its good to be swole
#13 to #12 - luluwho (01/01/2014) [-]
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#66 - anon (01/04/2014) [-]
Maybe you people should learn a bit of self control? Try fitness classes if you're not up to self-discipline, like me.
#67 to #66 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU !!!
#63 - flesheater (01/02/2014) [-]
I SEEN WHAT U DID THERE DO U EVEN LIFT LULU?
I SEEN WHAT U DID THERE DO U EVEN LIFT LULU?
#64 to #63 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah
Yeah
User avatar #3 - punnyjunky (01/01/2014) [-]
**** , I think even a month would be pushing it.
User avatar #9 to #3 - luluwho (01/01/2014) [-]
A week, lol.
+1
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User avatar #19 to #17 - namnori (01/02/2014) [-]
Depends what you're training for. If you're training to be good at lifting, then yeah... It kinda is
User avatar #20 to #17 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Someone already got the -400 level...And he was banned.
User avatar #54 to #20 - kanaka (01/02/2014) [-]
was it iviagic
User avatar #59 to #54 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
iviagic, I mean.
User avatar #58 to #54 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Orrisic, But I wouldn't know about this wanker, He has me blocked so I can't see his level.
User avatar #26 to #20 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
I KNEW IT... they said they would NOT be banned, therefore they are. FJ Logic
User avatar #29 to #26 - vatra (01/02/2014) [-]
She was banned because she did it "for the good of FJ" (in other words orrrsic wanted -400 so things would go back to normal) which admin specifically stated was a bannable offense when he started the troll race.
User avatar #36 to #29 - ecomp (01/02/2014) [-]
no, she was banned because she had facebook friends thumb her down in negative thumb orgies, which is a bannable offence.
User avatar #40 to #36 - vatra (01/02/2014) [-]
I didn't hear about this. In truth I wasn't here when she was banned, but from what I gathered it was the fact that she did it for the good of fj, as I saw a content that a "friend" of hers posted that showed her admitting in a private message to doing it so the troll **** would stop.
User avatar #45 to #40 - ecomp (01/02/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/baby+comedi+Funny+D+D/youtube/4942540/1#1

the account that thumbed it, if you look, was created on one day, and was only logged in on that day. Just one example.
User avatar #47 to #45 - vatra (01/02/2014) [-]
Damn, that is kind of a dead give away, I mean if the accounts sole activity is to thumb orrisic down then it can be safely assumed that was it's purpose, and then if that account isn't alone it does start to look rather suspicious. I guess orrisic needs smarter friends.
User avatar #48 to #45 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
Yes, I agree the bannable had to have been the thumb cheating.
User avatar #31 to #29 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
Let's see now..... "no more ban for red thumbs, you may now speak without fear" only to be butt ****** by "your motive is banable" ? Wow !
User avatar #34 to #31 - vatra (01/02/2014) [-]
Yup. To be fair admin did specifically say that at the start of the troll race, and she let it slip that was her reasoning. If she'd kept it under wraps it would have been all good.
User avatar #37 to #34 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
that was a she?
User avatar #39 to #37 - vatra (01/02/2014) [-]
That's what she told me, and what others that were her friends said, but in truth I have no idea if that's true or not.
User avatar #44 to #37 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
Yep, orrr is a she. I remember cause it reminds me of " The Big O" book.
User avatar #43 to #34 - luluwho (01/02/2014) [-]
Dayum
#11 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
I post what I think is funny. I hope you find it funny too. If not, feel free to move on please.
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