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#42 - Penn
Reply +77
(07/16/2014) [-]
"What did you do before breakfast today?
I bet it wasn't save a dolphin'"

No, I may not have saved a dolphin before breakfast, but at least I don't belittle people for the good things I do like a dick.
#127 to #42 - anon
Reply 0
(07/16/2014) [-]
Take a joke, you sad little prick.
#120 to #42 - leminlyme
Reply -1
(07/16/2014) [-]
Maybe he's just trying to encourage you to be an equally or greater person to himself on this fine morning. Interpret things how you want to!