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#2 - estranged (10/19/2015) [-]

Source: Killer Mike - Life advice. [adult swim] promo.

You're welcome.

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#6 - whyheloitisijimble (10/19/2015) [-]

Ah yes, so simple.

Just do buy of cheap house.

Very ease
Thank

#48 to #6 - mcmanybucks (10/20/2015) [-]

I missed you.

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#50 to #48 - whyheloitisijimble (10/20/2015) [-]

Thank.

Do not have the miss. I am alway here.

Just does not do the comment often otherwise people will begin to have a hate of i

#54 to #50 - mcmanybucks (10/20/2015) [-]

Never hate of Jimble

please do a say of inspirationalism

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#55 to #54 - whyheloitisijimble (10/20/2015) [-]

Today is being day of which is primary to rest of life.

Make a do of what want do

Do not let dream stay being a be of dream

#57 to #55 - superdongoneohone (10/20/2015) [-]

yesterday said tomorrow

just do.

#68 to #57 - whyheloitisijimble (10/20/2015) [-]

"Make Do Of"

~ Sherble Le Berlble

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#25 to #6 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]

It is actually.

If you know how to use a hammer.

#52 to #25 - mcmanybucks (10/20/2015) [-]

Right, and planks, nails, plumbing, windows, insulation, roofing, tiling, gas, electricity, heat(if you choose different plan rather than based on gas) and the plot. i probably missed a ton of things.

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#17 to #6 - warioteam (10/20/2015) [-]

i am gettings of passive-aggressive vibes mr.notronbo

#51 to #17 - whyheloitisijimble (10/20/2015) [-]

Ah yes, that is because was be use word name of "sarcasmtistical "
It is when say nice but it is not be.

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#8 - billymayss (10/19/2015) [-]

He encourages mediocrity... Don't set your ambitions low, you can be better than average, average is pretty ****** . If you don't want to work 10 times harder than everyone else, yeah accept mediocrity, if you want to be someone truly special, work your ass off, never stop. Even if you don't make it, you'll still be better off.

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#27 to #8 - yugiohkris

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#37 to #27 - riotshieldman (10/20/2015) [-]

you ******* retard

#9 to #8 - themastertroller (10/19/2015) [-]

yeah i didnt agree with that either

#58 to #8 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]

If everyone works 10 times as hard then everyone has to work exponentially harder. Know when to call it quits and enjoy where you're at.

This isn't a movie, breaking your spine for a job doesn't make you a hero.

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#21 to #8 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]

Being 'truly special' is massively overrated
You're one of billions, you will never be 'truly special'

You will, at best, be better than your neighbours and at this point what you call ambition just looks like insecurity

#80 to #21 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]

Every day should be the day you make yourself better than you were yesterday.

#81 to #80 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]

I've no need to be better
I'm plenty good enough

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#29 to #8 - OperativeOpposite (10/20/2015) [-]

He said be the best YOU can be. And it's true that a majority of people are average. I don't think he's saying be average, he's saying that if you are, don't try to be something you're not a celebrate who you are as an individual.

#30 to #29 - OperativeOpposite (10/20/2015) [-]

and*

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#34 to #8 - drfreeman (10/20/2015) [-]

He is saying to be the best you can be, he doesn't say to not try. If everyone has the expectation of greatness, quite a lot of people are going to be disappointed, but being average doesn't mean that you are a failure. He's just saying to enjoy life, even if it ends up being an average one.

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#10 to #8 - zeebeejeebee (10/20/2015) [-]

some people are ambitious and work their asses off because thats what makes them happy.
some people arent ambitious and enjoy a simple job because thats what makes them happy.
both are ok because you're doing what makes you happy. thats the important thing.

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#33 to #8 - metacobalion (10/20/2015) [-]

I don't know man. Average is pretty much all I want out of life. Average is enough for me. Maybe I'm not seeing the bigger picture or something but having a decent house, a family and some stuff to spend your free time on enjoyably seems perfect to me. I can't think of anything else I'd want really.

#59 to #33 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]

People are greedy, they want more and more so they try to crawl higher and higher.

When you find a plateau where you're happy, build yourself in there. Continually climbing is a great way to find a loose rock and fall.

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#7 - rainbowtacos (10/19/2015) [-]

I'm pretty sure all the stuff you learn in school is how you prevent becoming a factory worker.

#66 to #7 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]

Math and science, that's about it. And even those you have to take and go into debt to get into college to learn more to get a degree to get a decent job. Straight out of high school, you've learned nothing useful unless you learned it on your own. I think that's his point.

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#22 to #7 - hammerify (10/20/2015) [-]

I wish the **** they teach in school actually did guarantee you a steady job as a factory worker...

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#15 - grumpygrandpa (10/20/2015) [-]

Okay I keep seeing people talk about how "school only prepares you to be a corporative robot" and **** . High school ******* teaches you to think pretty effectively. Law, Constitutional Studies, Philosophy, Sociology, does that turn you into a factory worker? It doesn't.

#23 to #15 - brobathehutt ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]

Law and constitutional studies aren't taught in high school. Philosophy and sociology make you a fantastic fast food worker, nothing more. COLLEGE teaches you things that will actually be used later, or at the very least convinces businessmen who don't understand jack **** about their own business that you can be trusted to work that position. High school is almost entirely worthless for most people, it's there to make sure the masses can read and follow instructions.

#46 to #15 - dubscausedthis (10/20/2015) [-]

God damn, what high school did you go to? Law? Constitutional Studies? Sociology? My school got algebra and a "how to go into debt for college" classes.

#67 to #46 - grumpygrandpa (10/20/2015) [-]

It's actually quite an average school, so I'm surprised it's not like a common thing everywhere.

#44 - spunkmckullins (10/20/2015) [-]

"Marry the person you love or the thing you love"

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
I'M GONNA DO IT

#62 to #44 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]

#38 - grayfullbuster (10/20/2015) [-]

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#3 - bluwizard (10/19/2015) [-]

**bluwizard used "*roll picture*"**
**bluwizard rolled image** I ****** your mom last night, sir.

#16 - ponchosdm (10/20/2015) [-]

buy better bear?, no beer at all if you want to live lazy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUsbBC6VYz8
the best ******* way to explain economics

#18 to #16 - ninjabadger (10/20/2015) [-]

I like the reference.

As an Irishmen, I won't be relinquishing it. I'll treat it as a hobby, I'll make my own like my uncle... and I'll have list/collection of fine beers from all corners of the world.

#20 to #18 - ponchosdm (10/20/2015) [-]

well, building your own house kind of tells me you have such an epic beard... if you have your vices be aware that they can drain your pocket, we love our vices but they can be dangerous, so as long as you enjoy it and you are able to dont go red numbers keep drinking and enjoy every kind of beer in the world

#40 - thatdesignerguy (10/20/2015) [-]

honestly these advice are as medicore as that guy want everyone to be, if you need advice about life i wont judge you, but if you listen to this (i'm guessing) succsefull black guy your gonna end up without achiving anything, i know i'm average at some things, there are also the things i'm bad at, BUT i do have a high IQ, and i DO draw better than most others, and i'm guessing most people have things they are above average at.

#41 to #40 - yugiohkris

ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]

medicore>homeless without internet,"i'm guessing most people have things they are above average at" what about it?

#45 to #41 - thatdesignerguy (10/20/2015) [-]

there is a reason why people aim to be great, i dont say having lots of money are what makes life great, i'm just saying these advice might be taken the wrong way if you aim for great things, i'm not saying people should brag either, being humble is good too, but knowing what makes you great is even better since it will usualy boost your own self estem, i know all people cant become mayors, astronouts or whatever else they please, but please know that those who could are just as likely to be you and me (as long as we both are realistic that is), medicore income=/=medicore life

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#47 to #45 - yugiohkris

ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]

Then what would be non-medicore advice?

#39 - wagaonehundo (10/20/2015) [-]

god though i could never say yes sir or no sir.
It's like you're a 19th century urchin verbally groveling to try and shine somebody's shoes

#42 to #39 - sketchE (10/20/2015) [-]

its respectfull. if you get a job in almost any service industry youll be expected to say it

#31 - ambtions (10/20/2015) [-]

*finishes smoking weed*
*checks fj*
*sees picture*
****

#14 - doublejump (10/20/2015) [-]

A kid actually got suspended for saying yes sir at the middle school I went too.

#53 to #14 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]

*Acting disrespectfully towards adults*

¨Kids used to be a lot more respectful back in the days...¨

*Acting respectfully towards adults*

¨We do not want any of that military ******** here you little brat!¨