Religious gems from tumblr. . And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came
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Religious gems from tumblr

And God said unto
Abraham, "Abraham."
And Abraham replied,
God said to John, "Come
forth and receive eternal
life." But John came fifth and
were a toaster.
And Judas approached the
rabbis and Pharisees saying,
The one whom I kiss is the was
yen seek."
Ts which they responded,
And thus, grad made Eve. And she
was bammin' slammin'
see I/ all in hell
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User avatar #22 - vladhellsing (11/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And then David smote Goliath. He meant to smack him, but he was using autocorrect.

And the children of Israel wandered the desert for forty years, until Moses' wife said "Are you gonna ask for directions or what?"

And so it rained for forty days and nights, and Noah thought to himself " **** , moving to Scotland was a bad idea."

And they finally saw the sign the lord had promised: "You are now leaving Detroit".

And Samson said unto the lord, "Lord, why have you given me all my strength in my hair?"
And the lord replied, "Because you're worth it."

Paul was on the road to Damascus, when he got hit by a helicopter gunship.

And on the 8th day, God created a magic talking leopard and forgot all about it.
#14 - batwill **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - mutzaki (11/12/2013) [-]
I always lose it on the second one.
#18 - rprol (11/12/2013) [-]
#17 - feedmeh (11/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
as a Christian, I thought this was Offensive Funny as **** .


Honestly, I feel God has a fantastic sense of humor.
Proof: Farts on an elevator.
#36 - krayon (11/12/2013) [-]
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#33 - icametocomment ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
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#37 - flutterbye (11/12/2013) [-]
And she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious
And she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious
User avatar #25 - cactuspantsftw (11/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Do people actually believe in religion?
You think we all came out of a rib?
#32 to #25 - tinypoodle (11/12/2013) [-]
Thats literally the same as saying

Do people really believe in evolution?
Do you really think we all came from a fish?

I completely get you and you may be joking, but its not a solid argument.
#23 - meatbeaterz **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
it begun
#39 - kevinthedonut (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I bet Satan made one of them.
I bet Satan made one of them.
#35 - arialynx (11/12/2013) [-]
Man, if we go to hell for making these joke, then I don't wanna go to heaven.
#34 - kingbulbasaur (11/12/2013) [-]
&quot;To which they responded, 'gay'.&quot;
"To which they responded, 'gay'."
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