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Religion in a nutshell

I dont claim this to be mine.

Apr 13,
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Real Stunning Real Cream
No, don' t believe that Jesus was the .
Think of it like a movie. The Torah Is the first one, and the New Testament Is the sequel. Then the ' ran CUES out, and it
retcons the last one like it never happened. There' s still Jesus, but he' s not the main character ,, and the
hasn' t Shown up yet.
Jews like the first rno' -He but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third rno' -He
doesn' t count, think the third one was the hem, and Stormers liked the Second one So much they started writing
that doesn' t fit with ANY of the Se ries ca non.
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#70 - kanatana (10/04/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #4047016 at Friendly ** This is absolutely brilliant.
#68 - GojenMana (10/04/2013) [-]
Somewhat related.
#66 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
That's actually an amazing way to think about that whole debate
That's actually an amazing way to think about that whole debate
#65 - anonymous (10/04/2013) [-]
From a mormon perspective, following this same analogy...

It's like the first two movies were great, but they've been remade so many times that it's like, " **** , where's the original?" And everyone else is like, " **** son, we don't know. But here's our version!"
Then it's like, "Well damn, what do we do?"
"Follow the patterns, and pray to god we figure it out."

As for the Third movie? I have no idea on what that is to us. Maybe an independent film? The Director upstairs talked to a lot of people, maybe Mohammad was onto something.
User avatar #63 - lean (10/04/2013) [-]
Mormons: you know your religion is BS when you can ask your grandpa about it and he says," Yeah, that actually never happened."

I know it was more than a hundred years but still
#62 - pebar ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
>fanfiction
>fanfiction
#58 - shadecrenshaw (10/04/2013) [-]
Moslems.

MOSLEMS.

**** man this is a failure at spelling, not grammar! I don't know how I'm supposed to react to this **** !
User avatar #71 to #58 - miklthepikl (10/04/2013) [-]
or it can be spelled mudslimes
#69 to #58 - newsmyrna (10/04/2013) [-]
For you future problems with spelling, and also it has multiple spellings like muslim, moslim, musselmen ect
User avatar #67 to #58 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
It can be spelled both ways. Like color and colour, or honor and honour, or Miley Cyrus and crazy slut
User avatar #49 - KayRed ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but anytime I see some one write "Muslim" as "Moslem", I immediately think they're racist. I mean, it is an acceptable spelling, it just feels racist.
User avatar #44 - winsauceiswin (10/04/2013) [-]
it's so accurate holy hell
#43 - batwill **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Yay! A funny religion post that doesn't cause a ********* !
#42 - kotos ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
So Jesus leaned into Joseph Smith's ear and whispered tenderly, "Spread my word of god."

With crimson cheeks from the love burning deeply inside he replied, "A..Anything for you Jesus kun!"
User avatar #46 to #39 - charagrin (10/04/2013) [-]
OMG! That reminds me of my great grandfathers birthday a few months ago. We bought him an Ipad, and set it up for him. We gave it to him, and told him to touch stuff to explore it. He immediately started randomly touching icons, one of which was the internet. He then ******* on a banner add while randomly clicking, and it opened up a porn website. He then threw his arms up in the air and yelled "I'm 97 years old! I don't need this **** !" and walked away.

I heart my grumpa.
#38 - mattdoggy (10/04/2013) [-]
this is a perfect way to describe it   
thank you for sharing
this is a perfect way to describe it
thank you for sharing
#37 - rabidaardvark (10/04/2013) [-]
Finally someone explains it in a way I can understand
Finally someone explains it in a way I can understand
#36 - jimjimmerson (10/04/2013) [-]
I lost them at the part where they misspelled Muslim.
#34 - shishiko **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Huh.

Perfectly explained.
#33 - Pein (10/04/2013) [-]
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
#30 - erpetrich (10/04/2013) [-]
And Scientology is that 						******					 film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
And Scientology is that ****** film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
User avatar #31 to #30 - ragingspacepanda (10/04/2013) [-]
Scientology is the Highlander 2 of religions (and yes Im talking about the version where they were aliens)
#29 - dontknowmeatall (10/04/2013) [-]
Best description about mormons ever.
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