Religion in a nutshell. I dont claim this to be mine.. Apr 13, ORGASM Real Stunning Real Cream No, don' t believe that Jesus was the . Think of it like a movie.
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Religion in a nutshell

Religion in a nutshell. I dont claim this to be mine.. Apr 13, ORGASM Real Stunning Real Cream No, don' t believe that Jesus was the . Think of it like a movie.

I dont claim this to be mine.

Apr 13,
ORGASM
Real Stunning Real Cream
No, don' t believe that Jesus was the .
Think of it like a movie. The Torah Is the first one, and the New Testament Is the sequel. Then the ' ran CUES out, and it
retcons the last one like it never happened. There' s still Jesus, but he' s not the main character ,, and the
hasn' t Shown up yet.
Jews like the first rno' -He but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third rno' -He
doesn' t count, think the third one was the hem, and Stormers liked the Second one So much they started writing
that doesn' t fit with ANY of the Se ries ca non.
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#33 - Pein ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
#3 - beerwench (10/03/2013) [-]
So true it hurts!
User avatar #32 to #3 - ilikebuttsex (10/04/2013) [-]
not really actually
#35 to #32 - beerwench (10/04/2013) [-]
You don't think so huh?
#47 to #35 - huecubed (10/04/2013) [-]
it's funny, but not necessarily true.
#48 to #47 - beerwench (10/04/2013) [-]
I'm only judging my the religious nut jobs I've had personal experience with. In my experience it's right on!
#50 to #48 - huecubed (10/04/2013) [-]
Religious nutjobs don't represent every single person who follows an Abrahamic religion.
#52 to #50 - beerwench (10/04/2013) [-]
Sure. There are exceptions to every rule. I just haven't found many at all. Especially with Mormons. I've had enough bad experiences to simply avoid religion as much as possible.
#53 to #52 - huecubed (10/04/2013) [-]
Just because you've had a few bad experiences with religious nutjobs doesn't mean every religious guy is a nutjob. Well, apart from mormons.

The point is, this post isn't 100% accurate.
#54 to #53 - beerwench (10/04/2013) [-]
Oh, I've had QUITE a few. lol...Mormons frighten me. I lived with one..WOW, scary. Not much IS 100% accurate. Just in my experience this is pretty darn close.
#55 to #54 - huecubed (10/04/2013) [-]
Fair enough. It's just that the Bible and Torah were edited by "Saints" a lot, which is why it make look like the last Book retcons all of them.
#57 to #55 - beerwench (10/04/2013) [-]
That's a big part of my issue with all religion. It's all subject to human interpretation and bent to the will of those in "power".
#59 to #57 - huecubed (10/04/2013) [-]
I agree. But who knows, maybe there is a single creator...
#60 to #59 - beerwench (10/04/2013) [-]
I don't claim to know conclusively, hence my claim of Agnostic vs Atheist but I do not believe that I need an "imaginary friend" to be a good person.
#61 to #60 - beerwench (10/04/2013) [-]
I also always believed that if there were a God, there probably was only one and mankind, as usual found a way to make even that complicated and a reason to hate each other.
#30 - erpetrich (10/04/2013) [-]
And Scientology is that 			******		 film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
And Scientology is that ****** film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
User avatar #31 to #30 - ragingspacepanda ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
Scientology is the Highlander 2 of religions (and yes Im talking about the version where they were aliens)
#4 - cjwers (10/03/2013) [-]
That... shouldn't be... so true...
That... shouldn't be... so true...
#5 - macabrealucard (10/03/2013) [-]
I like all the movies cause the bad guy is the coolest
User avatar #40 to #5 - ireallylikepotatoe (10/04/2013) [-]
If you don't think Moses is the coolest mother ****** then get out my face.
#38 - mattdoggy (10/04/2013) [-]
this is a perfect way to describe it   
thank you for sharing
this is a perfect way to describe it
thank you for sharing
#43 - batwill **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Yay! A funny religion post that doesn't cause a ********* !
#20 to #10 - John Cena (10/04/2013) [-]
Funny though that lord of the rings was written by a very devote Catholic and is considered to be a Catholic work. The world is actually about good and evil from the Bible
#8 - ddrwannabe (10/04/2013) [-]
Wow. You know you've been on this site for too long when I thought the word was molesters, not Muslims.
#39 - royalunicorn ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 to #39 - charagrin (10/04/2013) [-]
OMG! That reminds me of my great grandfathers birthday a few months ago. We bought him an Ipad, and set it up for him. We gave it to him, and told him to touch stuff to explore it. He immediately started randomly touching icons, one of which was the internet. He then clicked on a banner add while randomly clicking, and it opened up a porn website. He then threw his arms up in the air and yelled "I'm 97 years old! I don't need this **** !" and walked away.

I heart my grumpa.
#23 - abdullahmag (10/04/2013) [-]
the first sentence is wrong.
Muslims do believe Jesus was the messiah.
#41 to #23 - Qweeaf (10/04/2013) [-]
lol I said the same thing and got thumbed down for it.
User avatar #25 to #23 - RandomAnonGuy (10/04/2013) [-]
Until now I thought that they believe he's a prophet, but not the messiah. I was about to correct you, but checked wikipedia, and found you were right. I'm now a little confused as to Muhammads place in the Quran.
#51 to #25 - abdullahmag (10/04/2013) [-]
Mohammad is a prophet.
so was Jesus.
+1
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#68 - GojenMana (10/04/2013) [-]
Somewhat related.
#37 - rabidaardvark (10/04/2013) [-]
Finally someone explains it in a way I can understand
Finally someone explains it in a way I can understand
User avatar #21 - stefanieg (10/04/2013) [-]
Mormons write bible fanfiction.. so true and funny i almost choked on my water
#6 - Qweeaf (10/04/2013) [-]
Funny, but not necessarily accurate:   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam   
   
Isa Ibn Maryam ( Arabic: عيسى, Transliteration: ʿĪsā ), known as Jesus in the New Testament, is considered to be a Messenger of God and the Masih (Messiah) in Islam[1] who was sent to guide the Children of Israel (banī isrā'īl) with a new scripture, the Injīl or Gospel.[2]
Funny, but not necessarily accurate:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam

Isa Ibn Maryam ( Arabic: عيسى, Transliteration: ʿĪsā ), known as Jesus in the New Testament, is considered to be a Messenger of God and the Masih (Messiah) in Islam[1] who was sent to guide the Children of Israel (banī isrā'īl) with a new scripture, the Injīl or Gospel.[2]
User avatar #9 to #6 - beren (10/04/2013) [-]
I feel like "Funny, but not necessarily accurate" is a good way to describe Wikipedia in general. Just joking, not criticizing.
User avatar #15 to #6 - enemyoftrn (10/04/2013) [-]
And you forgot one thing. About the End of Days. When the Dajjal came, Isa(aka jesus) with one Imam, would come down, and defend the last nation against this evil.
Etc
etc
User avatar #11 to #6 - thebestpieever (10/04/2013) [-]
Isn't that what the dude in the content said? "There's still Jesus but he's not the main character anymore".
#26 to #11 - Qweeaf (10/04/2013) [-]
The first thing the dude in the content said was "Moslems" don't believe Jesus was the messiah, however, that is not true.
User avatar #16 - temporalguardian (10/04/2013) [-]
And the moral of the story is in the end its all just a story.
User avatar #17 to #16 - temporalguardian (10/04/2013) [-]
Though i'm seeing a foreshadowing of Bible the Movie
#36 - jimjimmerson (10/04/2013) [-]
I lost them at the part where they misspelled Muslim.
#12 - jaevel (10/04/2013) [-]



Thats a bit TO true!
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