Religion in a nutshell. I dont claim this to be mine.. Apr 13, ORGASM Real Stunning Real Cream No, don' t believe that Jesus was the . Think of it like a movie. Religion in a nutshell I dont claim this to be mine Apr 13 ORGASM Real Stunning Cream No don' t believe that Jesus was the Think of it like movie
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Religion in a nutshell

 
Religion in a nutshell. I dont claim this to be mine.. Apr 13, ORGASM Real Stunning Real Cream No, don' t believe that Jesus was the . Think of it like a movie.

I dont claim this to be mine.

Apr 13,
ORGASM
Real Stunning Real Cream
No, don' t believe that Jesus was the .
Think of it like a movie. The Torah Is the first one, and the New Testament Is the sequel. Then the ' ran CUES out, and it
retcons the last one like it never happened. There' s still Jesus, but he' s not the main character ,, and the
hasn' t Shown up yet.
Jews like the first rno' -He but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third rno' -He
doesn' t count, think the third one was the hem, and Stormers liked the Second one So much they started writing
that doesn' t fit with ANY of the Se ries ca non.
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#3 - beerwench
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(10/03/2013) [-]
So true it hurts!
#32 to #3 - ilikebuttsex
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(10/04/2013) [-]
not really actually
#35 to #32 - beerwench
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(10/04/2013) [-]
You don't think so huh?
#47 to #35 - huecubed
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(10/04/2013) [-]
it's funny, but not necessarily true.
#48 to #47 - beerwench
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I'm only judging my the religious nut jobs I've had personal experience with. In my experience it's right on!
#50 to #48 - huecubed
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Religious nutjobs don't represent every single person who follows an Abrahamic religion.
#52 to #50 - beerwench
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Sure. There are exceptions to every rule. I just haven't found many at all. Especially with Mormons. I've had enough bad experiences to simply avoid religion as much as possible.
#53 to #52 - huecubed
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Just because you've had a few bad experiences with religious nutjobs doesn't mean every religious guy is a nutjob. Well, apart from mormons.

The point is, this post isn't 100% accurate.
#54 to #53 - beerwench
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Oh, I've had QUITE a few. lol...Mormons frighten me. I lived with one..WOW, scary. Not much IS 100% accurate. Just in my experience this is pretty darn close.
#55 to #54 - huecubed
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Fair enough. It's just that the Bible and Torah were edited by "Saints" a lot, which is why it make look like the last Book retcons all of them.
#57 to #55 - beerwench
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(10/04/2013) [-]
That's a big part of my issue with all religion. It's all subject to human interpretation and bent to the will of those in "power".
#59 to #57 - huecubed
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I agree. But who knows, maybe there is a single creator...
#60 to #59 - beerwench
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I don't claim to know conclusively, hence my claim of Agnostic vs Atheist but I do not believe that I need an "imaginary friend" to be a good person.
#61 to #60 - beerwench
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(10/04/2013) [-]
I also always believed that if there were a God, there probably was only one and mankind, as usual found a way to make even that complicated and a reason to hate each other.
#2 - weewing
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(10/03/2013) [-]
Bump!!!
Bump!!!
#18 to #2 - thedarkestrogue
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(10/04/2013) [-]
.........did dis bitch just "bump"?

what the **** is happening to this website.
#64 to #18 - bloodflowers
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Bump
#7 to #2 - warioteam
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(10/04/2013) [-]
This isn't an image board.
Commenting "bump" doesn't affect the popularity, and the post wont expire for twenty-four hours.

Plus, as Funnyjunk uses a series based "next" button design, your comment won't grab anybodies attention.

Have a nice day. -Warioteam
#72 to #7 - weewing
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(10/06/2013) [-]
My bad folks! I don't actually have the internet, and just assumed that to bump something was to encourage others to boost it's fame.

Thanking you Warioteam.

and to anyone else, sorry for the butthurt!
#33 - Pein
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(10/04/2013) [-]
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
#5 - macabrealucard
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(10/03/2013) [-]
I like all the movies cause the bad guy is the coolest
#40 to #5 - ireallylikepotatoe
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(10/04/2013) [-]
If you don't think Moses is the coolest mother ****** then get out my face.
#4 - cjwers ONLINE
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(10/03/2013) [-]
That... shouldn't be... so true...
That... shouldn't be... so true...
#30 - erpetrich
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(10/04/2013) [-]
And Scientology is that ****** film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
And Scientology is that ****** film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
#31 to #30 - ragingspacepanda
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Scientology is the Highlander 2 of religions (and yes Im talking about the version where they were aliens)
#38 - mattdoggy
Reply +4
(10/04/2013) [-]
this is a perfect way to describe it   
thank you for sharing
this is a perfect way to describe it
thank you for sharing
#43 - batwill **User deleted account**
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Yay! A funny religion post that doesn't cause a *********!
#19 - empithree
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(10/04/2013) [-]
#8 - ddrwannabe
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Wow. You know you've been on this site for too long when I thought the word was molesters, not Muslims.