Religion in a nutshell. I dont claim this to be mine.. Apr 13, ORGASM Real Stunning Real Cream No, don' t believe that Jesus was the . Think of it like a movie.
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Religion in a nutshell

I dont claim this to be mine.

Apr 13,
ORGASM
Real Stunning Real Cream
No, don' t believe that Jesus was the .
Think of it like a movie. The Torah Is the first one, and the New Testament Is the sequel. Then the ' ran CUES out, and it
retcons the last one like it never happened. There' s still Jesus, but he' s not the main character ,, and the
hasn' t Shown up yet.
Jews like the first rno' -He but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third rno' -He
doesn' t count, think the third one was the hem, and Stormers liked the Second one So much they started writing
that doesn' t fit with ANY of the Se ries ca non.
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#3 - beerwench (10/03/2013) [+] (13 replies)
So true it hurts!
#2 - weewing (10/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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Bump!!!
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#33 - Pein (10/04/2013) [-]
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
#5 - macabrealucard (10/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like all the movies cause the bad guy is the coolest
#4 - cjwers (10/03/2013) [-]
That... shouldn't be... so true...
That... shouldn't be... so true...
#30 - erpetrich ONLINE (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And Scientology is that shitty film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
And Scientology is that shitty film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
#38 - mattdoggy ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
this is a perfect way to describe it   
thank you for sharing
this is a perfect way to describe it
thank you for sharing
#43 - batwill **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Yay! A funny religion post that doesn't cause a shitstorm!
#10 - doktorpaj (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#8 - ddrwannabe (10/04/2013) [-]
Wow. You know you've been on this site for too long when I thought the word was molesters, not Muslims.
#39 - royalunicorn (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - abdullahmag (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the first sentence is wrong.
Muslims do believe Jesus was the messiah.
#6 - Qweeaf (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Funny, but not necessarily accurate:   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam   
   
Isa Ibn Maryam ( Arabic: عيسى, Transliteration: ʿĪsā ), known as Jesus in the New Testament, is considered to be a Messenger of God and the Masih (Messiah) in Islam[1] who was sent to guide the Children of Israel (banī isrā'īl) with a new scripture, the Injīl or Gospel.[2]
Funny, but not necessarily accurate:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam

Isa Ibn Maryam ( Arabic: عيسى, Transliteration: ʿĪsā ), known as Jesus in the New Testament, is considered to be a Messenger of God and the Masih (Messiah) in Islam[1] who was sent to guide the Children of Israel (banī isrā'īl) with a new scripture, the Injīl or Gospel.[2]
#26 to #11 - Qweeaf (10/04/2013) [-]
The first thing the dude in the content said was "Moslems" don't believe Jesus was the messiah, however, that is not true.
#68 - GojenMana (10/04/2013) [-]
Somewhat related.
#58 - shadecrenshaw (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Moslems.

MOSLEMS.

Fuck man this is a failure at spelling, not grammar! I don't know how I'm supposed to react to this shit!
User avatar #67 to #58 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
It can be spelled both ways. Like color and colour, or honor and honour, or Miley Cyrus and crazy slut
#37 - rabidaardvark (10/04/2013) [-]
Finally someone explains it in a way I can understand
Finally someone explains it in a way I can understand
User avatar #21 - stefanieg (10/04/2013) [-]
Mormons write bible fanfiction.. so true and funny i almost choked on my water
User avatar #49 - KayRed (10/04/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but anytime I see some one write "Muslim" as "Moslem", I immediately think they're racist. I mean, it is an acceptable spelling, it just feels racist.
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