Relationships are not only about sex. . om must mun cum: man not um an TIMES Sayum. Me too. My penis isn't always ready to pounce, and genuinely enjoying the other person's presence is necessary for a functional, lasting relationship.
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#125 - thegofuckyourself (04/24/2014) [-]
MFW I'm so lonely I often fantasize about cuddling with someone while I laying in bed.
User avatar #146 to #125 - guiguito (04/24/2014) [-]
godanmit
#167 to #125 - ludislavonac (04/24/2014) [-]
This makes me both sad and more appreciative of what I have...
This makes me both sad and more appreciative of what I have...
User avatar #1 - gamagoriira (04/23/2014) [-]
Me too. My penis isn't always ready to pounce, and genuinely enjoying the other person's presence is necessary for a functional, lasting relationship.
#22 to #1 - talifan (04/23/2014) [-]
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#28 to #22 - gamagoriira (04/23/2014) [-]
************ did I say M'lady? Did I even say anything to suggest a fedora? No. I ****** said I don't always want to **** , and that you gotta actually like a ****** person. I'm sorry that your dumbass doesn't understand the foundation of a long and lasting relationship.
User avatar #50 to #29 - killerliquid ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I wonder how many times he had to axe people to pull over.
User avatar #71 to #28 - talifan (04/24/2014) [-]
I'll remember to call you for marriage counseling.
#73 to #22 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Someone talks about something other than having sex with women and they're a neckbeard?
Someone talks about something other than having sex with women and they're a neckbeard?
#131 to #22 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
You got what you deserve, bandwagoner douche.
User avatar #89 to #1 - northway (04/24/2014) [-]
my ex was very sexually active and I thought I was lucky at first to have a girlfriend like that. However, as time pass she began to want more but it was very tired to do it all the time (and it looks like she is enjoying more than i did). I was also trying to transfer (i'm taking bioengineering major, so the work is a lot), therefore I ask her to cuddle more instead of sex. She agrees but few weeks later I found out she is sleeping with another random ass dude.
After that I'm not sure is it good to have a sexually active girlfriend or not.
User avatar #117 to #89 - gamagoriira (04/24/2014) [-]
Aw man, I'm sorry bro.
#103 to #89 - jointure (04/24/2014) [-]
same for me bro except she never cheated on me I dumped her before... and Its really not that great after a few months.
Plus I'm pretty sure that if you are with a girl very sexually active for years she will eventually cheat on you.
still really great to get BJ whenever you want it
#21 to #1 - thewowpimp ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, plus sometimes it's nicer to just have a calm hug or cuddle after a stressful day.

Like when you come home after visiting the hospital where your mother is dying and you made your peace with her before she slipped away to sleep again.

Not really a sex time, but a good cuddle time.
User avatar #4 - schurftinator (04/23/2014) [-]
Sad that thinking like this has to be a confession, rather than normal! People act like everything has to be about sex, but just having a beer together on the couch, watching a movie cuddled up together can be just as awesome.
User avatar #128 to #4 - popkornking (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh what's that Jim? We're recieving news now that this actually is in fact normal and OP is just preaching to the choir for thumbs! Could this be true?
User avatar #5 to #4 - chrisfox (04/23/2014) [-]
Totally this.

Too bad romantic guys are called faggots these days. Not like I care, but you know... It's sad that, like you said, the "normal" thing to do is have a relationship to have tons of sex and just that...

Oh well...
User avatar #162 to #5 - fatoneatetwo (04/24/2014) [-]
If you're romantic to your girl she'll appreciate it. If you tell all your mates you got her flowers and love her sooo much they'll call you a faggot. you just have to find a balance
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User avatar #7 to #5 - tealblades (04/23/2014) [-]
Careful there. Your fedora is showing.
User avatar #109 to #5 - tsoper (04/24/2014) [-]
I only call you a faggot if you dont have sex at least once a week.
User avatar #27 - joeyliquid (04/23/2014) [-]
Popular opinion bear strikes again.
#145 - therealslimdavey (04/24/2014) [-]
i've always found that cuddling leads to sex. which in turn leads to more cuddling. it's the circle of sexual attraction and laziness.
i've always found that cuddling leads to sex. which in turn leads to more cuddling. it's the circle of sexual attraction and laziness.
#32 - ilbacondeity (04/23/2014) [-]
I love cuddling!    
   
>cuddling with gf   
>watching movie   
>Team America World Police.avi   
>she gets turned on when I touch her butt   
>gently caress butt because... hispanic... that ass was sculpted by deity.miracle   
>didn't mean to be sexual, just cuddling, hugs, and rubs   
>forget to caress stuff other than butt after a while...   
>she gets stiff   
>"wats wrong?"   
>"I... I think senpai noticed me too much..."   
>"wat?"   
>"take off your pants, lets go"   
<mfw   
>best relationship I've ever had, love of my life by far, want to marry.exe and make babies.gif   
>she left me recently
I love cuddling!

>cuddling with gf
>watching movie
>Team America World Police.avi
>she gets turned on when I touch her butt
>gently caress butt because... hispanic... that ass was sculpted by deity.miracle
>didn't mean to be sexual, just cuddling, hugs, and rubs
>forget to caress stuff other than butt after a while...
>she gets stiff
>"wats wrong?"
>"I... I think senpai noticed me too much..."
>"wat?"
>"take off your pants, lets go"
<mfw
>best relationship I've ever had, love of my life by far, want to marry.exe and make babies.gif
>she left me recently
#94 to #32 - pedocommando (04/24/2014) [-]
My smile and heart got vaporized by the last line.    
That sucks hard bro, I wish I could have a girl with that sense of humor.
My smile and heart got vaporized by the last line.
That sucks hard bro, I wish I could have a girl with that sense of humor.
User avatar #160 to #94 - deathstare (04/24/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk: Where breaking up with someone imbues a sense of humour.
User avatar #185 to #160 - ilbacondeity (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't think that's what he meant...
User avatar #199 to #185 - deathstare (04/25/2014) [-]
some jokes twist the English language to make it work.
User avatar #161 to #32 - wrocky (04/24/2014) [-]
wait, wat heppnd
User avatar #183 to #161 - ilbacondeity (04/24/2014) [-]
Wrote a funny story about how cuddling usually leads to sex anyway for me, explain that the person I was with was someone who I was going to marry and have kids with. Plot twist: She left me.

Better?
User avatar #186 to #183 - wrocky (04/24/2014) [-]
no no no no i got the storry, i totally got it, i meant, why'd she leave you
User avatar #188 to #186 - ilbacondeity (04/24/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Exact quote:

"You know how people fall in love? Sometimes you can fall out of love... (long pause) I still love you as a person." - exgf, 01/2014
User avatar #189 to #188 - wrocky (04/24/2014) [-]
oh wow.. hug man.. no homo.. mine went like this:


"*shocked and snuck back* ohhhh right hey.. this is ronaldo.. we met at work... soo....."

i caught them doing it
User avatar #190 to #189 - ilbacondeity (04/24/2014) [-]
Jesus... that's some rough grit sand paper, my ***** .

I was lucky enough that I could trust her with anything... Never hurt my feelings. Like I said in original comment, she was basically perfect... But in the head? She wasn't ready for more adult oriented **** , man, despite the fact that we named our future kids and talked about getting married. **** is rough.

Stay strong, breh.
User avatar #187 to #32 - ilbacondeity (04/24/2014) [-]
Funny... I shared this story, and thought it funny how major that plot twist was at the end. It looks like I rustled some feels with you guys over the course of the past 12 hours...

And the more I looked at my story, and the more people commented on it... The more depressed I got about the reality of what I wrote. I ended up crying at work (like a little bitch. There were no man tears there, and I haven't cried in over a year).

Man, bitches do some ****** up **** to your feelings...
User avatar #45 to #32 - enigmaticspirit (04/23/2014) [-]
...She got stiff?
User avatar #46 to #45 - ilbacondeity (04/23/2014) [-]
I know it's hard to imagine, but when I say she got stiff, I mean she stopped being relaxed and her body became rigid.
User avatar #47 to #46 - enigmaticspirit (04/23/2014) [-]
That makes sense; it seemed for a second that she was no longer a "she."
#49 to #47 - ilbacondeity (04/23/2014) [-]
Well she is a "genderfluid tumblr fag," so she sometimes identifies and dresses up herself as a boy.

I didn't care.
User avatar #155 to #49 - shiningfinger (04/24/2014) [-]
When the ass is fat, we can still tap xat
#197 to #32 - Jesusnipples (04/25/2014) [-]
Dat feel tho   
   
 I know it
Dat feel tho

I know it
#35 to #32 - ghostbat (04/23/2014) [-]
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#90 to #32 - thepandaking (04/24/2014) [-]
that warm fuzzy feeling was crushed so fast...
User avatar #184 to #90 - ilbacondeity (04/24/2014) [-]
And that was just a story, I experienced it lel.
User avatar #196 to #184 - thepandaking (04/25/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk tripled my comment because of a "database issue" sorry :|
User avatar #195 to #184 - thepandaking (04/25/2014) [-]
I went through a rough patch recently too, so I hope things turn out better for you one way or another man
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User avatar #38 to #32 - nimithecat (04/23/2014) [-]
>she left me recently.

I went from a smile to a frown so fast that i felt a tear come out.
**** ...
#39 to #38 - ilbacondeity (04/23/2014) [-]
lol, imagine how I feel. XD

(i knew that would happen, sorry nimithecat)
User avatar #40 to #39 - nimithecat (04/23/2014) [-]
well.... every good movie needs a sequel.
Hope your next girlfriend is like a sequel that didn't flop.
User avatar #41 to #40 - ilbacondeity (04/23/2014) [-]
huehue! Me too! ty!
#135 to #38 - Metallicock ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that, 			*****		   
I'm sure everything will work out for the best though.
I'm sorry to hear that, *****
I'm sure everything will work out for the best though.
User avatar #136 to #135 - nimithecat (04/24/2014) [-]
thank you, mr.metal penis :')
#152 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
I just figured out why this is funny






he doesn't have a girlfriend
#58 - elemelonsmage (04/24/2014) [-]
>mfw I've been in a long distance relationship for 2+ years
>he has 2 jobs, works 12+ hours everyday
>trying to save up to move closer to me
> see each other once every 2 months
> love making is hard, try to be sexy, both end up crying and holding each other
> mfw I have to hold him, a 175 pound 20 year old man in my arms because he's breaking down
> still enjoy the love making and cuddling after
> agree that we want to spend our lives together
> mfw I love him and I wish I could suffer at least half of what he's suffering.
> There's people that care about you out there. Faith.
he lets me bring the teddies he bought me for anniversaries and keep them in his room, helped him organize it a bit
#158 to #58 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
2 exams left and I'm done my first year being away from my gf (going to be our 2 year when I get back). It's not easy being so far away from her for most of the time and it really doesn't help to think that there will be 4 more years left of this. We love each other to death, but the long distance is making it really hard. But seeing that its working for other people gives me confidence again that everything will be ok.
User avatar #64 to #58 - cantfindausername (04/24/2014) [-]
I've just passed the 2 year mark with my girlfriend and it's almost been two years since I moved away from her. I get to see her... Well, this year is a good year. I saw her at the beginning of the year, for a couple of days in March, but I will be spending over a month, I hope, with her starting next month. I don't know when the next time I see her will be, though.

Last year, we only saw each other at the beginning and the end of the year, or my Winter Breaks.

I feel you, homie.
User avatar #65 to #64 - elemelonsmage (04/24/2014) [-]
Then I get mad at people who have their bf/gf close and rather spend their time fapping or doing something stupid.
User avatar #67 to #65 - cantfindausername (04/24/2014) [-]
We don't take that **** for granted. Haha
How far apart are you guys?
User avatar #101 to #67 - elemelonsmage (04/24/2014) [-]
5 hours away
User avatar #121 to #101 - cantfindausername (04/24/2014) [-]
Seven time zones for me. ~10 hour flight.
I live in Texas now, and she's still in Germany.
I suppose it's better because we used to be 12 hours apart when I lived in Hawaii (she was still in Germany).
User avatar #192 to #121 - elemelonsmage (04/24/2014) [-]
Ugh, I guess theres always someone who has it worse right..but I just hope it works for all of us. It's hard because he makes me so happy, and I make him happy as well, we could just have broken up, but we rather suffer than forget each other. Love hurts like hell, but it is also one of the best feelins there are.
#198 to #192 - cantfindausername (04/25/2014) [-]
You got it, li'l 			*****		.   
our fw
You got it, li'l ***** .
our fw
#86 to #58 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Thank you both! This just gave me so much hope! I just started dating a beautiful girl the second half of my senior year. College plans didnt go well and now we are going to different schools. I dont like to think about it but i have no idea how i can handle being away from her for a month but it sure as hell makes me feel better that others can have strong relationships in even worse conditions
User avatar #122 to #86 - cantfindausername (04/24/2014) [-]
No problem, little ***** .

But... the situation still sucks ass. Just know that both of you want each other, and plan to be together, and COMMUNICATE like hell. You'll be fine. The reunion is fantastic, but the farewells don't get easier.
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm always up and ready for some sex but cuddles can be just as good.
#15 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/23/2014) [-]
it's hideous
#18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/23/2014) [-]
haha oh mh dog... that made me giggle
User avatar #6 - revoll (04/23/2014) [-]
I agree with you too bad i have no one to cuddle
#87 - gameofpwned (04/24/2014) [-]
I too enjoy cuddling. I like spending actual time with my girlfriend. I like to eat pussy. I seemingly enjoy a lot of things that guys aren't "supposed" to enjoy, but man OP, you and I are the lucky ones, cuz we understand how awesome that sorta stuff is.
User avatar #57 - capinsquiggles (04/24/2014) [-]
See this is what I think a lot of teens need to learn. Because a healthy mix of both makes a good relationship, and the moment you get that into your head suddenly relationships become a lot better
#53 - captainganto (04/24/2014) [-]
stop saying sexy times. you're not 12. its not 2010. this isn't a rage comic.
#55 to #53 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
#56 to #55 - captainganto (04/24/2014) [-]
SEX. ******* . BUMPING UGLIES. GENITAL WAR. SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. A JOLY GOOD RODGERING .

THESE WORDS ARE NOT THE DEVIL.

so please stop saying sexy times :]
User avatar #63 to #56 - goodguygary ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
i have never heard a jolly good rodgering before, sounds kinda piratey
User avatar #61 to #56 - ragnagna (04/24/2014) [-]
How about making milk nuggets in the crab's farm ?
#62 to #61 - captainganto (04/24/2014) [-]
porkin' is one im fond of
User avatar #163 to #62 - saxplaya (04/24/2014) [-]
Doing the nasty.
#116 - jaggedpvp (04/24/2014) [-]
i like this content a lot. my girlfreind expects to **** every single time shes over, and shes hot and all but half the time im just down to go bowling or cuddle or some **** .

anyone else
#133 to #116 - kuupuuchan (04/24/2014) [-]
I feel you man.    
Sex is great and all, it can really make you feel more intimate and closer to each other in a different way, but god damn, cuddling is amazing too.    
My partner and I sometimes lie in bed for hours, just cuddling and talking about whatever. Sometimes sex follows, naturally followed by aftersex cuddling. Other times we just end up falling asleep, or putting on a movie or smt.
I feel you man.
Sex is great and all, it can really make you feel more intimate and closer to each other in a different way, but god damn, cuddling is amazing too.
My partner and I sometimes lie in bed for hours, just cuddling and talking about whatever. Sometimes sex follows, naturally followed by aftersex cuddling. Other times we just end up falling asleep, or putting on a movie or smt.
#151 to #133 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Hmm you used the word partner either your gay or ************ , either one is fine, though ************ slightly more gay
#182 to #151 - kuupuuchan (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't really feel like going through the process of proving the existence of my relationship, and frankly I don't think I have to, anon.    
I'm straight as far as i'm concerned, I just didn't figure the gender of my boyfriend mattered in the context of cuddling.
I don't really feel like going through the process of proving the existence of my relationship, and frankly I don't think I have to, anon.
I'm straight as far as i'm concerned, I just didn't figure the gender of my boyfriend mattered in the context of cuddling.
User avatar #93 - fyaq ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Thats the part you cant replicate with random sex.

I've had sex with a couple friends and a small handful of girls I met through work/OKCupid, yea it was fun but in the end I miss the companionship.
Most were "in relationships" but none lasted.

Sex is easy to find, love is not.
#95 to #93 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Hard to keep up a relationship when you don't care about your boyfriend enough to not cheat.

Helping them cheat doesn't somehow make you cool, either.
User avatar #96 to #95 - fyaq ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
talking about the times I had sex, not the women themselves. calm yourself.
#98 to #96 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't mean to be an asshole, but cheating just ticks me off.
I've been cheated on, and the logic the other guy used was along the lines of "if she didn't do it with me, it would've been someone else."


That might be true, but that doesn't mean cheating is cool. It would've been great if he at least had the decency to shoot me a text after the first time and be like "yo, you're girlfriend is a slut."
User avatar #105 to #98 - tsoper (04/24/2014) [-]
well if your girlfriend isnt giving you sex, you find someone who will
#108 to #105 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
The sex itself never meant anything. Cheating is hurtful because it's a betrayal from someone you trusted a lot. If you're married to them, it's likely they're the person you love the most, and that stinks.

If i was just looking for sex, a relationship would kinda be pointless. Cheating would certainly lose it's significance.
User avatar #111 to #108 - tsoper (04/24/2014) [-]
I dont cheat, well i cant cheat if i never had a gf to begin with.. but, yea. i think its hurtful for the other person to cheat on them, because it gives them the idea that they arnt good enough.

but if you have a relationship and one party dosnt want to give in to sex, then **** them and get a different relationship or warn them that youll be cheating strictly just for sex.
#112 to #111 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
If i truly loved someone, i'd let them hold off on the sex. Even if they wanted to wait for years until marriage.

Who am I to pressure a girl into sex?
User avatar #114 to #112 - tsoper (04/24/2014) [-]
its not about loving someone, its about fulfilling NEEDs

I didnt sign up for a relationship so I could take you shopping or eating and end up paying for **** , which ill never do.

A relationship for me would be one in which is based of attractiveness of looks, and occcasional sex (at least once a week) while every other day, we could cuddle and watch movies together.

If she doesnt want sex, she is wasting my time, so i will have to cheat or get a new gf. understand?
#118 to #114 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
We're very different people then, because I could date a girl for a while and not pressure her for sex. If I need to get off, I can watch porn.

I actually totally agree with fyaq when he says getting sex is easy. Being positive, optimistic, confident and attractive will get you pretty much any girl, even the girls that claim to be religious. However, I just don't feel right about having to talk her into it, or tempting her. not that it's hard

I see your point though. We just put a different value on sex.
User avatar #120 to #118 - tsoper (04/24/2014) [-]
yea i guess you are right
User avatar #99 to #98 - fyaq ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
i was dating the women at the time of our sexual encounters, they were in a relationship with me.

i was having sex in the confines of a relationship, was the point I tried to make. none of those relationships lasted long
#100 to #99 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
misunderstanding then.

i'm still obligated to call you an asshole. it's tradition.
User avatar #137 to #95 - pulluspardus (04/24/2014) [-]
Most girls cheat, just like men, if you think girls are some nice angelic creatures you're in for a huge disappointment.

Your dignity/morality doesn't depend on if you have a vagina or a cock, it just depends on you.
User avatar #48 - thatguywhoposts (04/23/2014) [-]
I like being the little spoon
#12 - georgeforemangurl (04/23/2014) [-]
It's called not being a 14 year old ******* anymore.
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#66 to #51 - cantfindausername (04/24/2014) [-]
50 shades of Gay.
User avatar #37 - realreality (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah it's great when your hand does other stuff then just help you ejaculate.
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