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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - itzkingkong
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why
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#251 to #1 - fishlipsmcgee
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#115 to #1 - anklebitingnome
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for the glory of Satan of course!
#4 - evilhomer
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We have all had those moments when you are oblivious to an obvious hint.... And when you figure it out it's to late....
User avatar #60 to #4 - ihadtopickaname
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I wish I could say I have man.
User avatar #16 to #4 - illuminazi
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speak for yourself
User avatar #18 to #4 - ieatbengay
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when i was younger i could have had girls all other me, i heard girls talking about me being the hottest in the class and talking about having sex with me, i was with some girls and they asked to see my body and starting feeling my 'muscles' which were probably tiny, girls constantly texting me and messaging me but i thought i was too good for most of them, and now i barely talk to any of them and i realise what could have been

i have more specific stories but they hurt to think about
User avatar #32 to #4 - assdoreponyfucker
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happened to me once my freshman year, a sophomore 7.5/10
#194 to #4 - Kairyuka
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I haven't. Never has such an opportunity been presented to me
#228 to #4 - sabertoothmoose
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>Be me 18
>It's the end of the party, laying drunk on a couch with a 7/10 grill
>we chat and things are going good, but all this lying down makes me real tired
>I say I'm considering going home
>she asks if we should continue the party at her place, leaning really close, feeling my arm
>I say something like "nah, i really need to catch that last bus home"
>She says "oh"
>I leave after a couple of minutes
>Sitting on the bus
>mfw when i realized what happened
#135 to #4 - tacticalhog
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Here, its larger
User avatar #51 to #4 - greendroid
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I was on facebook one day looking through messages out of boredom and i saw a conversation with this chick i knew (8/10 would shag) and I realized she wanted the D, convo was 2 years ago....
#42 to #4 - checkemtrain
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The feel is to real
User avatar #70 to #42 - greyhoundfd
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Let me guess, you're saving the "Oh" for later.
User avatar #6 to #4 - TheHutchie
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I, uh, actually haven't. Have never been able to think of even one.
User avatar #46 to #6 - mrjunebug
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It's okay. I haven't either.
#89 to #4 - gokuthebadass
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>be me   
>be13-14   
>shy   
>short as ****,it was hard to get girls   
>have this awesome tomboy bestfriend 9/10 would date and she was short jus like me   
>everyone in the class would tell me that the two of us would make a cute couple   
>blew them off cause they used to mess wit my head all the time   
>sometime passed and realized that I had a crush on her and what they were sayin was true,that we would make a cute couple    
>more time passed cause im a lil bitch asked her out,but she said that i was like a brother to her and that she was not in to guys    
>MFW she no like guys and like me as a brother   
tl;dr i got doublezone
>be me
>be13-14
>shy
>short as ****,it was hard to get girls
>have this awesome tomboy bestfriend 9/10 would date and she was short jus like me
>everyone in the class would tell me that the two of us would make a cute couple
>blew them off cause they used to mess wit my head all the time
>sometime passed and realized that I had a crush on her and what they were sayin was true,that we would make a cute couple
>more time passed cause im a lil bitch asked her out,but she said that i was like a brother to her and that she was not in to guys
>MFW she no like guys and like me as a brother
tl;dr i got doublezone
#54 to #4 - badhatharry
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>Be me, 18, in university
>Playing wheelchair basketball
>girl on team keeps looking over at me
>after training she waits for like 10 minutes while I'm talking to coach about training more
>start talking as we leave
>she laughing at almost everything I say
> eventually get to her halls so we stop and talk some more
>I tell her I live in the more expensive halls cause international student
>she asks to see
>end up watching lee evans for half an hour
>she eventually asks if I know what an eskimo kiss is
>FINALLY CATCH ON
>Begin epic sex session lasting 3 days
>MFW I somehow still got laid
#220 to #54 - kurtr
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so.
what is an eskimo kiss.
User avatar #224 to #220 - rokkarokkaali
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She puts ice cubes in your asshole and then puts her lips around your asshole and you prolapse them into her mouth.
#225 to #224 - kurtr
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User avatar #226 to #225 - rokkarokkaali
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A virginfag like you is only expected to not believe it.
#229 to #226 - kurtr
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At least i had a girlfriend
User avatar #230 to #229 - rokkarokkaali
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She's not really a girlfriend until you feed her your anal ice cubes
#231 to #230 - kurtr
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It was more like she fed me with her anal cubes
#238 to #54 - suicuneslayer
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So you're not both paralyzed?  Wheelchair basketball  And way to last 3 whole days, Enkidu
So you're not both paralyzed? Wheelchair basketball And way to last 3 whole days, Enkidu
User avatar #257 to #238 - badhatharry
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I have Cerbral Palsy and she's completely able around 80% of the team is able actually it's pretty weird sometimes . And it was one of the best 3 days ever.
#258 to #257 - suicuneslayer
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That's pretty ******* awesome! Way to  Score
That's pretty ******* awesome! Way to Score
#7 to #4 - quitethedelicacy
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I remember this one time when my class had a camping out back in high school.
The girls invited me to sleep in their tent and the teacher was all okay with it.

I said "no thanks, i'll be fine", waddled over to the boys tent and fell asleep.
User avatar #8 to #4 - gammajk
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>tfw you've never had one
#113 to #8 - morkoelorko
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>tfw you through you have one but was a terrible...terrible...terrible misunderstanding...

the burn hurt like 40.000 blazing suns
User avatar #262 to #113 - alucord
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can you tell me more please?
#263 to #262 - morkoelorko
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English is not my first language so probably this going to be rough
i hope you are serious too.

This happened the last year in some random Calculus class while i was doodling some **** in my notebook then someone asked me what i was drawing, for my surprise was a really cute girl (not really, but for me she was perfect in every single way), i told her about the drawings then we chatted for the entire class, this is how i met her. Just turn out that we both had a lot of thing in common, like the same shows, music, some literature (she was a really into that, me? not much) and games, we became friends.

Our uni had a hmm...problem...so we had a 2 month forced vacation in middle of the term(i was lucky because my parents bought me a new laptop), so we started of speak only on chat, like pretty long chat conversation, end up in the late evening, we start playing some onlines games too, we become something close, or so I thought...

We came back of our vacation, we both had a lot of common classes, so we saw each other daily, i invite her some times to lunch, she did the same some time too. Every time we met, my guard down a bit.

One day i told her how the Otaku club would show a series of movies during the winter,I never expected that she showed in that place, but she did, in every movie, to this point i was completely blind by love.

We end the semester, i passed the 100% of my classes, i was really happy because i knew i was in love with her but...my internet get ****** up, so i lost contact with her for the two weeks vacation.

From this point everything starts going to hell...

i will continue tomorrow, sorry alucord.
User avatar #264 to #263 - alucord
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Thank you.
I am serious.
Its ok, you speak better english than I do your language.
#265 to #264 - morkoelorko
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**** this ****. Who need sleep anyway?
For the beginning this time we didn't have any common class, but we were together sometimes but very few times, mostly with another friends (btw i get along with his friends, mostly because we study the same career) but everything was ok for a while.
I started to working out, read more (because i didn't read **** before) be more sociable in general (i'm a very close up type of guy). I started to invite her to the lunch and do some doodling together.

So the unexpected happens, another challenger appears!, he is a retard but in his retardedness he was most confident than i will be.(and he is kinda cute too...no homo,i'll call him... "the cat"). The cat was very..eh, offensive? (idk how to express that) he began to be more close to us (the circle of friend of us) but he was too obvious, he gave her gifts, expensive ones, she didn't like it, so she paid him with food (someone of us have a kind of "food stamp" in the uni), anyway after some time he was rejected for her, he confess his love via facebook (what an idiot), i know because he told me personally, at this point i saw him like a rival but after he told me that i felt sorry for him, mostly because he saw me like a friend(he didn't have too many friends).

However thank to him, I began to fear, the fear of losing her, So i became more worried about the time i wasn't with her than enjoy the time with her, i started to see enemies everywhere, particulary some guy that had 100% intention to get her. (he was a gentlenman tho) i seek help from my Bro about this, "give gifts", "ask her out", "be more close" and all that kind of ********, so i did. terrible terrible mistake...



Thanks alucord for heard my story. now i really can't continue, tomorrow i will end this.
User avatar #266 to #265 - alucord
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Its ok buddy. No matter where you are geographically, Im there with you.

I'll ready this once I get back, I have classes.
#267 to #266 - morkoelorko
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i began to do the usual thing, but this time i gave her chocolates and things that she likes, she receives me without hesitation the first times, but i'm a idiot so i began to do this every time we met.

I don't know, but i think she suspected my feelings for her, so when suddenly i became like that, she got scared or something, so i decided to wait, then this kind of otaku event happened in my uni (very rare) so we went because we got free tickets. Everything was great then my biggest fear happened, she met "that guy" (very charming and handsome, etc etc), i can't actually describe this part but you probably know what happened, i only remember hear the words "fiancee" and "get married", i got scared then i broke down and left.

For my surprise that was a misunderstanding, he was a kind of friend's boyfriend or some ****, i was relieved.It was then that I decided to tell her about my feelings, i tried, again and again, but i was too shy for that, so i gave her a love letter, she wasn't surprised or confused, for some reason she was a little angry.

I'm not stupid, i knew i ****** up, but i had that little hope, the days passed and i get the response, a chronicle of an announced death, i knew what would happen but still would hurt a little, "whatever" i said, then i read the letter, she said she felt flattered by my words but she didn't felt the same for me. "****...pff, i don't know what i expected", later than day i chat with her on facebook, i asked her about things and stuff, i needed answers to some questions, she didn't want to talk about that but i insist, I asked what was my mistake and if I ever had a chance...


#268 to #267 - morkoelorko
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"You never made a mistake, you never had a chance" she said.


My world was shattered into pieces, i felt a extenuating pain in my chest, "how..." i try to explain myself this,

the chat until afternoon.
how she laughed at every single joke of mine.
the way she looked at me when i left her alone in the metro.
when she took my hands.
when she saw me cry in that movie and how she consoled me.
how happy she was when i gave her that book.

every moment like that does not mean anything to her?, then i realized, "Well, Who wanted to be next to a trash like me?", she offered me her friendship, i accepted it because i didn't want to lose her.

She always tried to become friend with me,i didn't understand that.

Now i barely see her, and when i see her, i remember every moment with her, realize that was a error and die a little inside.

Thanks alucord, maybe remember this **** hurt me, but now i felt i little relieved, you are probably the only one who knows this.
User avatar #114 to #8 - zarcos
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Dude it's worse than never having anyone show interest...At least then you know it's probably because you're ugly...which can be fixed. But when you rarely have anyone show interest and find out you blew it when you had a chance due to being a ******* retard it hurts even more...
#185 to #114 - Anemophobia
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mmm nah, I've had oblivious moments and I've also turned down girls, rather be above average looking for the perks that come with it, even turned down very friendly flirty girl because a close friend has feelings for her
mmm nah, I've had oblivious moments and I've also turned down girls, rather be above average looking for the perks that come with it, even turned down very friendly flirty girl because a close friend has feelings for her
#21 to #4 - anarchyamongants
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>be 17
>i'm a skinny tall fagget, probably 7/10 on a average day and 8/10 on a good day
>have a really cute and short friend that a bit chubby, not "man the harpoons" chubby
>she constantly drops hints such as "We should move in together so we save money on travel" and "I like tall guys" and who couldn't forget "I've heard some people think that we're together, wouldn't that be funny with me being so tiny and you being so larg- I- I mean tall, haha"
>it appears that I have the brain capacity of a lettuce, for I can not comprehend that a human of the opposite sex would ever be interested in me
>halloween dance/party/dress up like things and get drunk is happening
>I dress up as an assassin, cuz assassins creed was da beez neez
>she dresses up as a cute mango catgirl thing
>we go to party together, yadayadayada, get drunk, yadayada
>in my drunken state I believe that I can look really badass in my assassin attire while standing on top of a stone in the backyard, other drunken peeps seem to think that too and challenge me to drunken duels with rubber swords
>I am standing on my stone at the end of the party
>cute friend comes up to me, she wants the D
>my brain, even in this drunken state cannot comprehend that this body and my personality might be attractive to certain people, so **** giving anyone the D
>she becomes too clingy, wants to drag me away
>I smack her hand, looks up to the moon and utter the words "An assassin works alone to fulfill the creed" and runs off cuz i'm ******* retarded and I thought that was a perfect way of ending this evening
>she has giving up on me by this point
>we're still friends and then we finish school and move away from each other
>3 years later
>standing in the shower
>the revelations dawn upon me

>MFW I could have gotten laid...
>MFW I could have had a loving girlfriend by now...
>MFW it's too late now...
I must be autistic or something
#56 to #21 - creepingorion
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"An assassin works alone to fulfill the creed"
"An assassin works alone to fulfill the creed"
#243 to #21 - inomgod
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"brain capacity of a lettuce"   
Lost it
"brain capacity of a lettuce"
Lost it
#97 to #21 - anon id: 844b8fe8
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Assassin's creed... revelations?
#5 to #4 - cryingchicken
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>be me
>17
>valentines day
>single
>waiting for class
>alone with 8/10 who's had an obvious crush on me for a while. always flirting etc.
>8/10: "sooo do you have anyone special for valentines day?"
>me: "nah, I'm single"
>8/10: "oh really"
>she moves in really close
>be pressing against dem titties
>retard me doesn't see obvious sign (I was up late the previous night so imma hold that responsible for my social retardation)
>me: casually say "so what are your plans for the half term break?"
>she stopped acting flirty from then on
>mfw I cockblocked myself

User avatar #182 to #5 - Anemophobia
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damn dude, I imagined that situation, sad but possible
#165 to #5 - boomerpyro
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>was an older boy scout
>we had a trip in southern Norway
>me and a 7/10 girl had a thing
>we didn't love each other, but it was getting there
>had to leave and i never got a way to contact her
>tfw i should have asked her
#193 to #5 - anon id: c5e601f4
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Back when I was 18 there was this coworker at this theme park I worked at who became really interested in me for some reason. She wanted me to go to the lunch area with her and we'd chat about just random stuff. I don't know if she actually did like me or if she was just being really friendly, but I think there was at least a decent chance it was the former because she didn't act that way around any other guy and she gave me a big hug on my last day despite us only really being work acquaintances. Every now and again I think that I may have missed a chance there.

(to be fair though I owe that one to her only being 16 at the time. She wasn't especially attractive mind you, but she certainly was at least decent looking).
#3 - mudkipfucker
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#200 to #3 - anon id: 3092410c
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even went and changed the date on the book
User avatar #169 to #3 - shadowrated
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lluv you mudkip
#49 to #3 - sedativechunk
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Your comment completed changed the somber mood of this post.
#31 to #3 - platinuminfernape
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Look on the bright side, at least he has a beard now.
Look on the bright side, at least he has a beard now.
#23 - samoaspider
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no guys you don't understand unless it has really happened to you. I had a girl-next-door
>be 7 (she was 5)
>always hang out and she even sneaked out without parents permission to be with me
>watched teletubbies and played nes
>>>time skip ->hit puberty
>she develops nice personalitits and looks solid 9/10, also is single for a long time
>I was too shy to ask her out
>one of my bros knew about it, but didn't tell anyone
>could've used his help but I thought runescape was cooler than having a girlfriend then
>>>time skip ->she just broke up with her 2nd boyfriend
>we always had those amazing ~20 minute bus rides from our ****** countryside school to town, where we both started going to music school (she played piano, I chose accordion)
>always made her laugh, it was great, didn't know what to do and just played it "cool"
>>>went to new high-school
>few years later she joins the same goddamn school out of the three that were in the town
>eating lunch in cafeteria
>she says "hey anon, how come we never talk anymore?"
>I said I've changed my number
>"Oh, well here's my number if you still want to keep in touch"
>>realized 2 years later what that meant
here's the cherry on the cake - she also joined the same uni I dropped out in the first year, I didn't tell any of my friends about it (because of shame) and she was surprised when I told her I don't go there.
tl;dr - I've had around 4-5 solid chances in my life to date the love of my life and I blew it so bad, that I could feed a small italian household with all my spaghetti.
User avatar #33 to #23 - Mahazama
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Get the **** out there and go get her you lazy, worthless *******.
#27 to #23 - anon id: e0305db9
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Dude.
Hey dude.

YOU'RE STILL ALIVE ******* TALK TO HER OR SOMETHING.
(unless she's dead or married in which case your life is like a sad Ian McEwan novel)
User avatar #119 to #23 - oceanfrank
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I legit dont even feel pity for you bro. I'm sorry but this **** is just too much
User avatar #175 to #23 - tesarrior
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im sorry dude i really am but...


YOU ARE A ******* FAGGOT!!! **** YOU!! **** IM MAD!!! ****!!

how could you ****** up this bad, ****..
User avatar #195 to #23 - tranquilizer
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It's never too late to share this story with her

*pat pat*
User avatar #207 to #23 - kyrozor
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I don't even feel sorry for you.
User avatar #248 to #23 - neokun
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No.

I don''t like that ending, change it.

just because she lives no where near you doesn't mean you don't still have a shot, phone her up or suprise visit her at the uni and tell her how you feel, if she doesn't feel the same way then **** it, its only a rejection. you'll still continue living. but if she says yes, then ******* great! if she liked you enough to follow you around the country for the best part of her life, then she most likely will be thrilled you returned the favour.

Change that ending.
#87 to #23 - twothreefivefive
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**twothreefivefive rolled image** IT'S NEVER TOO LATE. GO ****** GO.
#124 to #23 - tehseksymanz
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Pickin dem berries
#58 to #23 - severepwner
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Just call and ask her out, right now, please I can't stand this ending.
#50 to #23 - edbanger
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Yeah why don't you talk to her now? I'm sure with the right explanation, you could sort things out. *****, you have a chance to live the dream, go for it! Then you'll feel like pic related
Yeah why don't you talk to her now? I'm sure with the right explanation, you could sort things out. *****, you have a chance to live the dream, go for it! Then you'll feel like pic related
#53 to #23 - tostito
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where is the girl now?
User avatar #68 to #23 - RisenLichen
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******* talk to her now then, you fool!

You have a chance. Many of us don't. Do it, if not for yourself, but for those who can't do it for themselves.
User avatar #246 to #23 - kingdaniel
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NOW YOU FUCKED  UP
User avatar #191 to #23 - thesweetscientist
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DUDE CALL HER DO IT OR YOU WILL DIE WITH REGREAT, CALL HER, SPILL SPAGGETY EVERYWHERE JUST TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL GOD DAMN IT DO NOT LIVE THIS LIFE
User avatar #77 to #23 - whtkid
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THERE YOU PUSSY SHRIMP
#209 to #23 - anon id: f0c3d2cd
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you sure u dont just want her now, and think back to all the times u couldve had her and feel despaired?
#201 to #23 - fridginator
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I merely adopted the feel. You were born in it
#196 to #23 - anon id: fd8c245d
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*edit
well ****, I didn't know so many cared about this post

also
>she lives ~380 km away from me in a different university campus
>she has a boyfriend who is more handsome than me
>for some dumb reason she's an exchange student in Spain this year

she has moved on and so have I. not gonna spill spaghetti unless I die and even then I won't tell her
#98 to #23 - funnys
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you ************ better get going she followed you she will still like you.
#176 to #23 - Anemophobia
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hey it seems like chances are slim and right now is not the best time, but while you might be saying your chance is gone, just think, a few years from now if she meets a new guy, then you will look back at ths day and think you should have tried a few years ago when you told FJ about it
#givingadvicewhenyoudonttakeityourself
User avatar #47 to #23 - chiopet
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"I thought runescape was cooler than having a girlfriend at that time" holy **** dude i dont know what to say
#210 to #47 - anon id: e5e9ef75
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Don't you ******** me, we all did at some point.
User avatar #159 to #23 - huzibizi
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get drunk and talk to her
#41 to #23 - vortexrain
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#28 to #23 - anon id: 24681e23
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I want to feel pity for you but all I feel is anger.
#131 to #23 - becauseoprahsaidso
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If she followed you from childhood up until university then you obviously mean something to her. Go ******* talk to her you pussy. Get a hold of her somehow before it's definitely too late.
User avatar #208 to #131 - runelh
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Listen to this guy.
User avatar #52 to #23 - StewieGGriffin
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Just because she gave you her number doesn't mean she wants the dick. By the sound of it, its more like she just wants to be your friend again because she's known you since she was five.
#134 to #52 - anon id: 46d2479d
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No, she definitely wants the dick. Trust me, I'm an expert.
#61 to #23 - mikasuh
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#222 to #61 - chinosquad
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Vincent...Van Gogh **** yourself!
#40 to #23 - sonofpsychodad
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Unless she's already taken or something, then get out of your bed and show you're the man she wants in a relationship!! Nothing stopped you then, nothing's gonna stop you now!!
Unless she's already taken or something, then get out of your bed and show you're the man she wants in a relationship!! Nothing stopped you then, nothing's gonna stop you now!!
User avatar #160 to #40 - burningsmurfs
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Yeah do what this guy says, and also....accordion? No one should play an accordion unless you're Weird Al.
User avatar #187 to #160 - slentard
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Plot twist.....he is Alfred Matthew Yankovic
#63 - ohpee
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I'm sitting here thinking "Man, I'm so glad this hasn't happened to me". And then I realize, what if it has and I've never noticed. I still don't think it's happened to me..
User avatar #227 to #63 - assrocket
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Why are you so oblivious to my love?
User avatar #254 to #227 - ohpee
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assrocket baby, why aren't you in bed with me? I miss you.
#14 - sonofpsychodad
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#35 - RipperMan
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My turn to try my hand at the steam thing

dont read into it too much, i was just ************
#62 to #35 - electrictroll
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"Care about my customers"
Hahahaha nice joke.
#95 to #62 - thewulfman
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We've got a glitch in the matrix over here, got someone who dislikes Steam.
We've got a glitch in the matrix over here, got someone who dislikes Steam.
User avatar #240 to #95 - exotic
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steam is actually **** compared to what it could be
The thing is, it just was the first to the market.
#107 to #95 - anon id: 7392fe5a
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desura is actual gamer platform faget lol
#123 to #107 - thewulfman
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User avatar #269 to #35 - RipperMan
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you see this one ************? i know you already made your own for it
User avatar #270 to #269 - mudkipfucker
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yours is better, i can only really think of Half life 3 jokes
User avatar #38 to #35 - checkemtrain
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He wouldn't regret it though
User avatar #39 to #38 - RipperMan
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i saw a face of disgust
#96 - gokuthebadass
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>be me    
>now goin to secondary school    
>was like 11-12   
>was not interested in girls,jus played video games   
>dis tall girl  well nearly everyone was taller then me   was move kinda close to me in class   
>did not pay it no mind cause me and the guys were playing halo ce on our laptops    
>time skip to 2-3 years later   
>be 14    
>same tall girl got hot like 9/10   
>someday i overheard her tellin one of her friend that she a crush on me 2 years ago   
>mfw i ****** up
>be me
>now goin to secondary school
>was like 11-12
>was not interested in girls,jus played video games
>dis tall girl well nearly everyone was taller then me was move kinda close to me in class
>did not pay it no mind cause me and the guys were playing halo ce on our laptops
>time skip to 2-3 years later
>be 14
>same tall girl got hot like 9/10
>someday i overheard her tellin one of her friend that she a crush on me 2 years ago
>mfw i ****** up
User avatar #99 to #96 - pitifulsoul
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It feels like a kindergartner is complaining about his love life...
User avatar #109 to #99 - gokuthebadass
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that was a good one,I'll give you one
User avatar #75 - magicexplain
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>At work
>selling **** like nobody's business
>Hottie comes in
>Greet her and she greets back in a heavy Spanish accent
> Normally this is negative points but she was fine and it made it all better
> Help her find what she needs
> She is checking out
> She tells me she is staying at the Hilton down the road
> Only there for 2 more nights for business
> Asks if I have girlfriend
>"Nope... receipt with you or in the bag?"
> "bag"
> "have a nice day"
> She walked out of the store and out of my life
It hurts me to this day ...
#108 to #75 - wehavecandy
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And that's how you became a wizard?
User avatar #111 to #108 - magicexplain
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Woah! don't assume I am a wizard! those guys are pervs. and they wont invite me over after the incident
#79 - iamaniceperson
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Jokes on you, no one ever asked me for prom
Jokes on you, no one ever asked me for prom
#83 to #79 - saltyfries
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same
same
#94 to #83 - funnys
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i didnt go to junior or senior prom. junior because i got high, senior my GF broke up with me and told me not to go to prom because it would ruin her night.
i didnt go to junior or senior prom. junior because i got high, senior my GF broke up with me and told me not to go to prom because it would ruin her night.
User avatar #125 to #94 - rawryrawr
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you shouldof gone just to spite her
User avatar #127 to #125 - funnys
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refer to comment #104
User avatar #128 to #127 - rawryrawr
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oops
User avatar #102 to #94 - SuperHyperCrazy
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She broke up with you, and then you still didn't go? I would've went for the sole purpose of ruining that ****.
User avatar #104 to #102 - funnys
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i still liked her man.
User avatar #105 to #104 - SuperHyperCrazy
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I feel you, but I mean....damn. Especially in senior year. I couldn't be PAID to not go to prom.
User avatar #106 to #105 - funnys
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i'm not very good at social things the only reason i was going to go was because of her. i didn't have friends in high school besides her.
User avatar #133 to #106 - SuperHyperCrazy
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****, now I feel like an asshole.
I'm sorry, I love you
User avatar #136 to #133 - funnys
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it is ok i'll will just put memorys back were i'll forget about them.
User avatar #120 to #79 - Sperit
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i never could afford it
#129 to #79 - palokomedios
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**palokomedios rolled image**
might as well drop my Prom story in my FIRST EVER GREENTEXT.
>be me
>be 17 highschool beta male senior
>friend wants to go to prom because he is sitcom styled friend who thinks of ****** schemes to get laid, lets call him Greg
>pays part of the expenses so I pretty much had to go
>When told to find a date, I waited until the last day to do it, and even then, a second friend, freshman girl, dating non-greg friend, was dragging me around to find a date and give confidence/push me over to the girl and force me to interact. Lets call her Sarah
>girl 1 of 3(8/10 curvy blonde) says she's going in a group and can't go with me as a date.
>i saw the subtext in the speech: I don't like you
>beta walk away
>girl 2 of 3(7.5/10 scene girl brunette) said no and backed away slowly, before kind of running off
>girl 3 of 3 (9/10 Dyed Red head but gorgeous) said she had a boyfriend but was extremely flattered.
>i back away from her, apologising, and i bump into a huge ******* dude(i'm six feet tall, and this guy made me feel short)
>nope.avi
>i moonwalked backwards out of pure fear, and left the cafeteria.
>see all three girls, plus three girls i had confessed feelings to over the course of my highschool years, at prom
>awkward night, spent as wingman for a plane that was begging to get shot down.
>Greg gets NOTHING, i end up sulking about and making a Great Gatsby reference by staring out at a nearby lighthouse and reaching out to it.

And thats my first greentext, and done improperly so. Picture unrelated.