Regrets. I feel it every night.. jun .ll' Nlm SEEN‘ ? 50 TH THE PIIHM WITH ME?. why Whomp Fat tuxedos shit this guy is cool
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Regrets

I feel it every night.

jun .ll' Nlm
SEEN‘ ? 50 TH THE PIIHM WITH ME?
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#1 - itzkingkong (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
why
#4 - evilhomer (09/03/2014) [+] (51 replies)
We have all had those moments when you are oblivious to an obvious hint.... And when you figure it out it's to late....
#3 - mudkipfucker (09/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#23 - samoaspider (09/03/2014) [+] (35 replies)
no guys you don't understand unless it has really happened to you. I had a girl-next-door
>be 7 (she was 5)
>always hang out and she even sneaked out without parents permission to be with me
>watched teletubbies and played nes
>>>time skip ->hit puberty
>she develops nice personalitits and looks solid 9/10, also is single for a long time
>I was too shy to ask her out
>one of my bros knew about it, but didn't tell anyone
>could've used his help but I thought runescape was cooler than having a girlfriend then
>>>time skip ->she just broke up with her 2nd boyfriend
>we always had those amazing ~20 minute bus rides from our ****** countryside school to town, where we both started going to music school (she played piano, I chose accordion)
>always made her laugh, it was great, didn't know what to do and just played it "cool"
>>>went to new high-school
>few years later she joins the same goddamn school out of the three that were in the town
>eating lunch in cafeteria
>she says "hey anon, how come we never talk anymore?"
>I said I've changed my number
>"Oh, well here's my number if you still want to keep in touch"
>>realized 2 years later what that meant
here's the cherry on the cake - she also joined the same uni I dropped out in the first year, I didn't tell any of my friends about it (because of shame) and she was surprised when I told her I don't go there.
tl;dr - I've had around 4-5 solid chances in my life to date the love of my life and I blew it so bad, that I could feed a small italian household with all my spaghetti.
#63 - ohpee ONLINE (09/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sitting here thinking "Man, I'm so glad this hasn't happened to me". And then I realize, what if it has and I've never noticed. I still don't think it's happened to me..
#35 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/03/2014) [+] (9 replies)
My turn to try my hand at the steam thing

dont read into it too much, i was just ************
#96 - gokuthebadass (09/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>be me    
>now goin to secondary school    
>was like 11-12   
>was not interested in girls,jus played video games   
>dis tall girl  well nearly everyone was taller then me   was move kinda close to me in class   
>did not pay it no mind cause me and the guys were playing halo ce on our laptops    
>time skip to 2-3 years later   
>be 14    
>same tall girl got hot like 9/10   
>someday i overheard her tellin one of her friend that she a crush on me 2 years ago   
>mfw i 						******					 up
>be me
>now goin to secondary school
>was like 11-12
>was not interested in girls,jus played video games
>dis tall girl well nearly everyone was taller then me was move kinda close to me in class
>did not pay it no mind cause me and the guys were playing halo ce on our laptops
>time skip to 2-3 years later
>be 14
>same tall girl got hot like 9/10
>someday i overheard her tellin one of her friend that she a crush on me 2 years ago
>mfw i ****** up
User avatar #99 to #96 - pitifulsoul (09/04/2014) [-]
It feels like a kindergartner is complaining about his love life...
User avatar #75 - magicexplain (09/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>At work
>selling **** like nobody's business
>Hottie comes in
>Greet her and she greets back in a heavy Spanish accent
> Normally this is negative points but she was fine and it made it all better
> Help her find what she needs
> She is checking out
> She tells me she is staying at the Hilton down the road
> Only there for 2 more nights for business
> Asks if I have girlfriend
>"Nope... receipt with you or in the bag?"
> "bag"
> "have a nice day"
> She walked out of the store and out of my life
It hurts me to this day ...
#79 - iamaniceperson (09/04/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Jokes on you, no one ever asked me for prom
Jokes on you, no one ever asked me for prom
#163 - doctorprofessornv (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm perfectly aware that men aren't good with signals (I myself am a proud owner of a penis), but if you somehow miss a signal this forward, you might just be too stupid to reproduce.
#116 - andrewolfzoom (09/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
3 girls came to me to go to prom.
turned them all down and hocked them all up with someone so some lucky guy wouldn't fell felt out.
the next day they were all happy with there new boyfriends.
not only did i not give a **** , but 3 other guys gave there ***** and gave it good.
#55 - DCat (09/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
My most embarrassing story

>be 16
>in web design class
>girl starts talking to me about prom
>"do you have anyone to go with?"
>"nope"
>"wanna go with me?"
>"sorry, but no. gotta play halo with my friends that night"

I only realized what I said to her a week later.

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#158 - mitosis (09/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
A friend of mine had a girl from a different school ask him to prom.   
7/10. She baked him a cake with the prom invitation in icing.    
   
He lost most of my respect when he turned her down and didn't go.
A friend of mine had a girl from a different school ask him to prom.
7/10. She baked him a cake with the prom invitation in icing.

He lost most of my respect when he turned her down and didn't go.
#2 - ganjalf (09/03/2014) [-]
#145 - seventucker (09/04/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Litterley had a cute girl 7/10 ask me to prom( sisters friend) turned her down cuz my clan had a tournament.......... Did I do wrong FJ?
User avatar #147 to #145 - foxlift ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Did you win the tournament?
User avatar #137 - bannor (09/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Here's my story FJ. Long, bear with me:

>Be me, freshmen year of college
>college in middle of ******* nowhere
>nothing to do outside of school, so everybody just hung out
>no jobs, everybody lived on campus, nobody was from that godforsaken city
>was in on a music scholarship, forced to take all these ******** classes like keyboarding
>first day of keyboarding class, ******* 10/10 in the corner
>same girl in my choir class
>same girl at the first party I went to
>work up the balls to talk to her, we become quick friends
>find out she's from another state, and went to college here for god knows why (some friends went here for family or some **** , so she tagged along)
>spend pretty much every minute of free-time together, which is quite a lot
>watch movies, go the same parties with the same people
>go to a dance together
>girl is ******* perfect, smart, funny, sings like a goddess, dances every style of dance you can imagine, from ballet to hip hop, plays the drums
>watch her go through ****** boyfriends and never ask her out because betafag
>school year ends. I move home. She moves to Germany for a year to teach English
>with the time difference she wakes up when I get home from work
>chat for literally 3-4 hours every single day (days of yahoo messenger bitch)
>get to know each other better than anybody else, talk about how we totally missed out on each other at school
--continued...
User avatar #142 to #140 - bannor (09/04/2014) [-]
mfw I can't even look at pictures of her anymore because to this day she's the only girl I've ever felt connected to.

I'm actually great with girls, and getting girls to like me is no problem. They all just seem so....ordinary compared to her.
#100 - davidbowiesensei ONLINE (09/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The guy in these comics reminds me of Numbah 2 from KND.
User avatar #17 - AztecJew (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I never went to prom. My senior year I was supposed to go with this one girl. I had rented the tux and everything, bought the tickets, I was ready to party. Day before she calls and says she can't go with me. After prying an answer out of her it turns out her parents wouldn't let her go because they didn't want her to have sex with a Jew and they knew that "kids only went to prom to have sex". So instead I wore a tux and ate cereal in bed while I watched the Metallica episode of behind the music.
#12 - Sworley ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
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