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Red wings. Hey Funnyjunk! I'm really trying really hard to get to #1 on subscribers. Thumbs don't matter as much as views and subscribers do; so if you never us

Hey Funnyjunk! I'm really trying really hard to get to #1 on subscribers. Thumbs don't matter as much as views and subscribers do; so if you never use the subscriber feature, can you just subscribe to me to increase my rank in it? Thanks <3 Love you all, even the butthurt faggots who hate me for no reason <3

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#24 - sircrocodile (08/31/2014) [-]
Would have been great if the boyfriend replied with " you're* "
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (08/31/2014) [-]
...are there actually still families outside of absolutely religious areas where the father or mother have ANY word in who their children are dating? Seems pretty ****** up...

I know that the content is probably fake, just asking in general
User avatar #20 to #8 - dabugman (08/31/2014) [-]
Only time my parents intervened was my mom tell me to stop bringing random girls into the house and spending the night, she had to at least know their name before. Which led to an embarrassing encounter between my neighbor and naked me and naked bar slut in my back yard.
#21 to #8 - nahbro (08/31/2014) [-]
My parents never cared, but I can see where it would depend on both the parent and the child, regarding how reasonable it is. Some parents are great judges of character, some are not, same with their kids, it varies from family to family on how important the parent's word would/should be.
User avatar #25 to #8 - OOOnelsonOOO (08/31/2014) [-]
My mom didn't like one of my brothers X's so she said that if he continued to see her, she would force him to start paying for his own food (he was 16 and had a job.)

I thought it was ****** up, until later I realized that him dating that girl constituted rape, (16-26, age on consent is 17 locally) She also was a bad person. Stole lots of stuff and either smoked or drank every day.
User avatar #32 to #8 - kloudianorici (08/31/2014) [-]
You've seen the stereotypical "Bring my Daughter back by 12, or you'll be sorry." dads on TV and stuff right? Well they do still exist. I know one who would do this, but only when he didn't trust the boyfriend. He was a great judge of character, so he could tell who he could trust to keep his daughter safe, and who he couldn't. This doesn't mean that his daughter couldn't go out for fun time, but it meant that her father knew the guy wouldn't do anything else to her.
Personally, if I ever have a daughter, I wouldn't let her date some creep or douche.
Just sayin.
User avatar #44 to #8 - xXCorpitoXx (09/01/2014) [-]
My Sister dated the wrong kinda guy and now she is a pothead dropout piece of **** still clinging to him after 10 years.
Honestly i couldnt care less who she ***** up her life with but when she starts stealing money from me to buy pot
NO
Just NO
Sometimes people just need to be told they cant date someone because when they **** up their life it doesn't only affect them
Too late for my piece of **** sister tho
User avatar #45 to #8 - vissova (09/01/2014) [-]
I think it's good for parents to be concerned about who their children are dating and have a say in it. I can't count how many times my sister has ended up with some drunk douchebag and broken up.
#55 to #8 - John Cena (09/01/2014) [-]
My girlfriend still has to go on chaperoned dates, she's 16 I'm 18.
#57 to #8 - John Cena (09/01/2014) [-]
my girlfriends' parents constantly hold over our heads that they can pull the plug on us anytime they want.
User avatar #11 to #8 - burnswhenipee (08/31/2014) [-]
My ex's parents didn't like me (Despite never even trying to talk to me or respond when I tried) so they prevented me from seeing her and threatened to call the police if I ever tried

This was about 6 months ago, she was the first girl I ever loved. **** over-protective/weird parents
User avatar #15 to #11 - hierophant (08/31/2014) [-]
Alright, that's going WAY overboard. However, a parent making sure that their children are dating the wrong crowd isn't exactly a bad thing. As long as they are reasonable about it and communicate with their child about their concerns, everything should be dandy.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hierophant (08/31/2014) [-]
aren't* dating the wrong crowd

God, my typing has been so bad lately.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ljxjlos (08/31/2014) [-]
That´s pretty damn ****** up...oO
User avatar #13 to #12 - burnswhenipee (08/31/2014) [-]
Yep. Even when we were together the other tried to drive us apart. My ex had some depression problems so I'd sit and listen to her, maybe try and help. However her mother convinced her that I was simply making it worse and she shouldn't talk to me about her problems...
User avatar #26 to #13 - ljxjlos (08/31/2014) [-]
That´s harsh man...sorry.
#53 to #8 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (09/01/2014) [-]
My parents saw me making out with a Dominican girl, then confronted me at dinner and told me they didn't want me to have any " ****** babies". So we stayed "friends with benefits" then I married a Latina a few years afterwards
User avatar #17 to #8 - sciencexplain (08/31/2014) [-]
It's common for parents to have say in sexual matters, usually the father concerning the daughters sexual interaction. It's just to avoid emotional trauma, since a lot of girls regret their first times being a poor choice and that they jumped to it too quickly. That, and it is the only thing the father is expected to do concerning parenting their daughter. That's only in some society views, though. Mothers never restrict boys, since it is only expected of a boy to do so, but not for a girl.
User avatar #19 to #8 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
Most of the people my sister date are complete losers and scum, so I'm pretty sure it's a good idea for families to tell their kid they can't date someone.
User avatar #29 - illuminazi (08/31/2014) [-]
you will never get #1 on subscribers you repsoting faggot
#33 - lmOldGreg (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna like/want my kids dating 			*******		.    
   
Oh God the thought of it
I'm not gonna like/want my kids dating ******* .

Oh God the thought of it
User avatar #52 to #33 - silverzepher (09/01/2014) [-]
as a white male(Olive skin tone) ifear any spawn of mine creating any spawn with a black or a Mexican, or an Albanian to be a disturbing thought
User avatar #58 to #33 - satansferret (09/01/2014) [-]
Agree with you 100%.
#35 to #33 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I was gonna make a serious reply, then I realized.
I was gonna make a serious reply, then I realized.
#36 to #35 - lmOldGreg (09/01/2014) [-]
You don't see how that could be someone's genuine opinion?
You don't see how that could be someone's genuine opinion?

User avatar #37 to #36 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I see how it could be, but I'm a little cautious with the epidemic of bait on this site right now. I also don't see any indication that this guy is black.
User avatar #7 - tanditsky (08/31/2014) [-]
This is the most cancer I have ever seen
User avatar #49 - kaboozle123 (09/01/2014) [-]
well that sure is a way to make your daughters boyfriend view you as a ******* psychopath
User avatar #14 - sunnyrain (08/31/2014) [-]
thats pretty ****** up if things like this happen bruh
User avatar #30 to #14 - deadmansdope (08/31/2014) [-]
bruh
User avatar #1 - icangetyoumad (08/31/2014) [-]
wow the father is so sexist and over powering her while raping her thru her own PHONE!

the father gets to choose and the male denies sex?

men.
#9 to #1 - John Cena (08/31/2014) [-]
Okay, I get that you are a troll (an amusing one, from what I've seen), but I'm still going to point out that it's impossible to tell what gender of parent sent the responses.
User avatar #10 to #1 - logiblack (08/31/2014) [-]
What if this was her mother?
User avatar #2 to #1 - warbirdnine (08/31/2014) [-]
No you can't.
User avatar #3 to #2 - icangetyoumad (08/31/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the **** out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're ******* dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.
User avatar #4 to #3 - warbirdnine (08/31/2014) [-]
Not going to lie, that's actually pretty funny. Anyways, im going to go play some video games.
User avatar #5 to #4 - icangetyoumad (08/31/2014) [-]
You should eat a bowl of special K.
#48 to #5 - jakesauros (09/01/2014) [-]
Pro tip: Don't blow your cover with your username. The whole point of being a troll is people who actually fall for it and think that you're retarded. Nice try, though.
Pro tip: Don't blow your cover with your username. The whole point of being a troll is people who actually fall for it and think that you're retarded. Nice try, though.
User avatar #34 - assdoreponyfucker (09/01/2014) [-]
I was rejected by a girl because her parents wouldn't let her date me because she was "too young" We were both 15 at the time.
User avatar #50 to #34 - qwerasdfghjklzxc (09/01/2014) [-]
To be fair, you were 30 at the time
User avatar #51 to #34 - assdoreponyfucker (09/01/2014) [-]
well, not rejected she accepted the date but her parents wouldn't let her go.
#18 - tittylovin (08/31/2014) [-]
This some creepy **** .
Just how did that parent expect the convo to go?
User avatar #31 to #18 - sandpounder (08/31/2014) [-]
Well on the other hand... you have 5 fingers
#56 - WitchKingTroll (09/01/2014) [-]
>Is testing him to see whether he'll want to have sex
>Says she's on her period
User avatar #47 - tehlulzbringer (09/01/2014) [-]
the kid's name? albert einstein
also the father left him condoms and 100 dollars under the sink
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User avatar #39 - playapplepie (09/01/2014) [-]
I've earned my red wings.

What a weird experience.
#40 to #39 - boothead (09/01/2014) [-]
My losing virginity store was trading it for red wings. Guarantee mine is more odd.
User avatar #42 to #40 - playapplepie (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh man I wanna hear this.
#59 to #42 - boothead (09/01/2014) [-]
Alright so there we are, this girl had friendzoned me so hard we hung out with her boyfriend at the time. Anyway, he leaves and we are in her pool. She swims over and wispers in my ear that she doesn't like him. We were 14 and she really wanted to **** me We had messed around but never gone that far So we start doing finger stuff. Eventually she says "Oh boothead, im on my period though' Im like ****** .png getting sex. We were ******* in her pool and yes there was a bit of a red cloud, we decided we needed to lay down to do more **** . So we get out and her stepdad was watching the hole time. I never talked to her again after that...
User avatar #60 to #59 - playapplepie (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh wow that's a story!

10/10 would kek again
#61 to #60 - boothead (09/01/2014) [-]
Thats my most tame story I have to tell. I have one about when I put on a horsemask on halloween and rand around naked for a good hour
User avatar #54 to #40 - snarfalupticus (09/01/2014) [-]
I second this. Tell the story.
User avatar #38 - redstonealchemist (09/01/2014) [-]
YOU'RE*
User avatar #28 - enigmaticspirit (08/31/2014) [-]
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm on my period."

Dad sure does now how to get his daughter's boyfriend to say he wants to **** her.
#27 - gtfomylawnbish (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm more worried about how my daughter will treat boys rather than how they'll treat her. The kid is ****** cruel.
User avatar #23 - chompysaurus (08/31/2014) [-]
When I told my Dad I had a boyfriend, he asked if it was a boy .-.
#41 to #23 - boothead (09/01/2014) [-]
When I told my dad I had a girlfriend he called me a filthy manwhore and said I can't sleep around and call it dating. Been dating her for 2 years. Been in a dry spell for 2 years.
Worth it.
#46 to #23 - McCockAFucker (09/01/2014) [-]
if your dad asked you if your BOYfriend was a BOY, your dad asks stupid ******* questions
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