Red Gyarados. I couldn't think of a clever title.... figosound: IT LOOKS LIKE A F’ OFF LOBSTER WELCOME TO RED LOBSTER TODAY?) SPECIAL ht! GO YOUR ELF. IT'S FUNNIER IN CAPS red Gyarados Pokemon Lobster
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Red Gyarados

Red Gyarados. I couldn't think of a clever title.... figosound: IT LOOKS LIKE A F’ OFF LOBSTER WELCOME TO RED LOBSTER TODAY?) SPECIAL ht! GO YOUR ELF. IT'S FUNNIER IN CAPS

I couldn't think of a clever title...

figosound:
IT LOOKS LIKE A F’ OFF
LOBSTER
WELCOME TO RED LOBSTER
TODAY?) SPECIAL ht! GO ****
YOUR ELF
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#31 - atma (03/18/2014) [-]
their beverage selection
#65 to #31 - acemcgunner (03/18/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #157 at not mine but cool ** mfw
#81 to #65 - atma (03/19/2014) [-]
Damn son, is that leaked Gen 7 footage?
User avatar #82 to #81 - acemcgunner (03/19/2014) [-]
yes
#13 - poorlyred (03/18/2014) [-]
They did way more things with shiny mega Gyarados, but so little with others like shiny mega Absol


Eh, well, can't complain

I just wish my Absol wasn't such a poor red
#20 to #13 - amuzen ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
If that was a few shades darker red that would be bad ass.
#28 to #20 - poorlyred (03/18/2014) [-]
I was trying to go for a pun there, but

I traded it away for a shiny Espurr, though, since I ♥ Espurr more

I forget who exactly I traded it to, but it was some fag on this site
Not sure if he comes 'round much anymore
#33 to #28 - amuzen ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
I really wanted a shiny espurr but if I got it I wouldn't want to evolve it because it looks way cooler than it's final form.
User avatar #35 to #33 - poorlyred (03/18/2014) [-]
I spent a few days trying to get a shiny Espurr via the Masuda method, but I gave up after cranking out about 600

Annoyingly enough, I was later breeding a good Drifloon for a good one, and I got a shiny Drifloon while doing so

I kept the little nig to myself
User avatar #26 to #13 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Have you seen shiny Garchomp? It's just a lighter blue...
#30 to #26 - poorlyred (03/18/2014) [-]
Have you seen shiny ******* Pichu?

A whirlwind of disappointment

Here's a side by side view of the ****
#34 to #30 - atma (03/18/2014) [-]
IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING
#36 to #34 - poorlyred (03/18/2014) [-]
But mang, it's a slight shade difference, which is culer, ya?
User avatar #37 to #26 - makotoitou (03/18/2014) [-]
Shiny Megachomp is cool though.
#54 to #37 - anon (03/18/2014) [-]
I beat the Black Tower in Black 2 to get the shiny gible, restarted until it had the proper nature, and raised it with the right EVs and a great movepool. Beat the Elite Four, mega evolve it for the first time, aaand...its hot pink. Awesome.

I guess they got tired of people complaining about pokemon like Garchomp barely being any different in its shiny form, so they made an example out of its mega.
User avatar #45 to #37 - alstorp (03/18/2014) [-]
What the **** is a megachomp?
User avatar #46 to #45 - makotoitou (03/18/2014) [-]
holy **** you're retarded
#47 to #46 - alstorp (03/18/2014) [-]
What the **** .
User avatar #49 to #47 - makotoitou (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna spell it out for ya.
#69 to #46 - anon (03/18/2014) [-]
Someone has anger problems.
User avatar #70 to #69 - makotoitou (03/18/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #78 to #26 - chezburgadominator (03/19/2014) [-]
I think it's actually a darker blue. But hey, his megaform turns pimp pink.
User avatar #83 to #13 - suspicious (03/19/2014) [-]
Is it just me or are shinies surprisingly easy to come across in X and Y. I barely beat the grass gym and along my travels throughout that,I've encountered and captured 3 shinies(the first one is honedge and i love him very much). Did they up the chance of random encounters without even trying? It shouldn't be this effortless.
Also,does anybody know if dugtrio is good,i found him yesterday but i dont know if i should build him up or not.
User avatar #84 to #83 - poorlyred (03/19/2014) [-]
Shinies have been suspiciously easy to come across, but hey, who's complaining?

And eh
puu.sh/7ASnT.png

Dugtrio ain't that great

Pretty fast, moderately okay attack, everything else is pretty meh

If you were gonna do anything with it, I'd recommend slapping a choice band on it and make it a physical sweeper

Maybe teach it Earthquake, Sucker Punch, Stone Edge, Night slash?
User avatar #85 to #84 - suspicious (03/19/2014) [-]
Dang,oh well. Guess ill leave him to chill with the gulpin.
One last thing, should i or should i not evolve my shiny doublade. And what moves would you recommend i get for it?
User avatar #87 to #85 - poorlyred (03/19/2014) [-]
Eh, depends on its nature

If you have a good natured one, Swords Dance, King's Shield, Iron head, Shadow sneak
User avatar #88 to #87 - depends ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
I like your colour.
User avatar #89 to #88 - poorlyred (03/19/2014) [-]
Thanks<3
User avatar #42 to #13 - nimba (03/18/2014) [-]
Your text colour is among the ********* I've seen
User avatar #67 to #42 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
>poorlyred

What were you expecting?
User avatar #43 to #42 - poorlyred (03/18/2014) [-]
r00d
#55 to #44 - brcstar (03/18/2014) [-]
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#9 - RedHulk (03/18/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #7999800 at Safe For Work Random Board ** They should have given mega gyarados arms
#14 to #9 - atma (03/18/2014) [-]
**** could have been dapper
#15 to #14 - RedHulk (03/18/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Cool Stuff Comp 6 ** Go the nfsw and jack off to the pic/gif i uploaded you DIRTY WHORE!!
#23 to #15 - atma (03/18/2014) [-]
O-Okay.   
But only because you told me to.
O-Okay.
But only because you told me to.
#24 to #23 - RedHulk (03/18/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at I'm aroused and afraid... ** There Will be alot of she-dick and bug rape.
#29 to #24 - atma (03/18/2014) [-]
I know, I already saw.   
But for Christ's sake, the man wants to know, will there be girls who look like boys who look like girls?
I know, I already saw.
But for Christ's sake, the man wants to know, will there be girls who look like boys who look like girls?
#32 to #29 - RedHulk (03/18/2014) [-]
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#10 - crazyeyedbioll (03/18/2014) [-]
IT'S FUNNIER IN CAPS
IT'S FUNNIER IN CAPS
#19 to #10 - finblob (03/18/2014) [-]
THAT'S BECAUSE CAPS PORTRAY SHOUTING AND THAT IS WHAT THE ANGRY LOBSTER IS DOING.
THAT'S BECAUSE CAPS PORTRAY SHOUTING AND THAT IS WHAT THE ANGRY LOBSTER IS DOING.
User avatar #1 - avengerofthenight (03/18/2014) [-]
I am sorry to ask this but... Is this real?
User avatar #2 to #1 - darkdanger (03/18/2014) [-]
What do you mean? the pokemon is real, yeah.
User avatar #3 to #2 - avengerofthenight (03/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... I just couldn't quite believe that this is the actual ingame design for mega gyarados.
User avatar #4 to #3 - merrymarvelite (03/18/2014) [-]
SHINY Mega Gyarados.
User avatar #5 to #4 - avengerofthenight (03/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, that makes it so much better... Because in any other color it would look just dashing.
User avatar #79 to #5 - ecomp (03/19/2014) [-]
With hard work, a Magikarp becomes a giant fearsome dragon serpent.
And with more hard work, that same dragon serpent becomes... a magnificent carp!
User avatar #8 - biebergotswag (03/18/2014) [-]
pokeman x ruined pokemon. they could have made more of a change by add multipalyer and fps elements.
User avatar #16 to #8 - andimac (03/18/2014) [-]
Multiplayer? Isn't the entire aspect of pokemon multiplayer?
User avatar #17 to #16 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
no...
there's always been multiplayer components, but it's not the core of the game
User avatar #21 to #17 - andimac (03/18/2014) [-]
Its always been about playing with friends to complete the pokedex. In all the games, it has never been possible to finish a pokedex (which IS the point of the games, "Gotta catch em all") if you don't either have a friend to trade with, or are sad and have two gameboys/DS. Hence, multiple people.
User avatar #22 to #21 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
I always thought of the core as beating the elite four and catching the legendaries

the fps elements part cracked me up though
#80 to #22 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
you beat the elite four to gain access to legendary monsters so you can ultimately complete the pokedex. They are just an obstacle in the way of your goal
User avatar #27 to #22 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Hey man, super training is some intense **** . Needs more killstreaks though. It's K they can just release some dlc
User avatar #25 to #22 - andimac (03/18/2014) [-]
Na, thats the side story. You just end up getting wrapped up in it. You start the game with the professor giving you a pokedex, asking you to complete it. Then some other people say, oh **** , we gotta stop these dicks don't we. You're gonna help us. After this, you're back to pokedex filling.
User avatar #38 to #25 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
You mean that thing they only mention once when the region professor gives it to you and the other time when you complete it? The pokedex is not even much of a side story. At least it would be if getting the National Dex didn't unlock a bunch of stuff. The pokedex is the equivalent of the glossary/log/encyclopedia of another RPG but actually plays a small part in the game world.
User avatar #39 to #38 - andimac (03/18/2014) [-]
The pokedex is the whole reason you're going on your journey in the first place.
User avatar #41 to #39 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
No, it's not the whole reason. In most games, you get a pokemon and are later asked to complete the pokedex on your journey. It's also never something you have to do to proceed, although you'll naturally see all pokemon if you battle all trainers. Even if it was the reason you started the journey in the first place, the finish is not when the pokedex is completed, since that actually takes place after the story is over if you return to the professor. The game ends when you beat the Champion (or someone else if it gets hijacked like in Black &White) and you get entered into the Hall of Fame. After that, you can consider the rest post game content.
User avatar #73 to #41 - andimac (03/18/2014) [-]
You are asked at the start of the game by the professor, will you go out on a journey and find lots of new and exciting pokemon for me? Thats the only reason you even leave the house in the first place.
User avatar #74 to #73 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
But it's not with the pokedex. It always arrives later.
#18 to #8 - buttfacemugee (03/18/2014) [-]
Dude, you have a positive level and still trying to troll.
Dude, you have a positive level and still trying to troll.
#63 to #8 - thelastelephant (03/18/2014) [-]
>Pokemon
>FPS elements
#11 to #8 - thebaseballexpert (03/18/2014) [-]
>fps elements

Kill yourself
#56 to #11 - bujo (03/18/2014) [-]
It already has first person pokeball throwing at the beginning at battles so he can actually go **** himself with pride like the sad little troll he its.
#40 to #11 - applescryatnight (03/18/2014) [-]
ive played a version of pokemon in first person.
its actually really fun.
i do however think regular omnipotent view is easier. you can see the ground puzzles /mazes /etc easier.
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#64 - acemcgunner (03/18/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Sexually frustrated ** mfw
#57 - warpikaros (03/18/2014) [-]
why oh why did you evolv it!? Shiny Magikarp is the best shiny!
User avatar #62 to #57 - moofinbanana (03/18/2014) [-]
Maybe he transferred it up from Heart Gold / Soul Silver?
User avatar #86 - sabdoor (03/19/2014) [-]
Why didnt they call it Gayrados?
#71 - paullabc (03/18/2014) [-]
**paullabc rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Completely legit ** my mega evolution
User avatar #72 to #71 - paullabc (03/18/2014) [-]
i am less than impressed
User avatar #66 - tenuousdinosaur (03/18/2014) [-]
"Gyarados ****** Mega Evolution"
User avatar #58 - warpikaros (03/18/2014) [-]
Which pokemon has the worst shiny color scheme?

pokemondb.net/pokedex/shiny Shiny-dex if you want it
#68 to #58 - peanutmonkey (03/18/2014) [-]
IMO Excadrill is a pretty ugly shiny. There could be worse that I'm not thinking of though.
User avatar #75 to #58 - rdangerdash (03/18/2014) [-]
Wow, so many of them just look awful. An unnecessary amount of them are just completely coloured green.
#76 to #58 - destroyerofcheese (03/19/2014) [-]
PIkachu, because it's a VERY SLIGHTLY darker yellow.
User avatar #59 to #58 - warpikaros (03/18/2014) [-]
im gonna go with Gengar, Garchomp, Weavile, Vaniluxe or Tevenant
#60 to #58 - wizardofstuff (03/18/2014) [-]
SEAKING

I don't even need to check, I had one before. It's like a shade more yellow and it just sucks.
#61 to #58 - moofinbanana (03/18/2014) [-]
Sunkern. I made one faint without even noticing that it was a Shiny...
User avatar #51 to #50 - TarnRazor (03/18/2014) [-]
The Caps Lock is valid in that comment's case as it states the shiny mega evolution Gyarados to resemble a "pissed off lobster" which was an exclamation of a hilarious happenstance. The second comment's Caps Lock is also valid as they are impersonating the fictional non-canon character of the angry red lobster who is, in actuality, the shiny mega evolution Gyarados. Haha.
User avatar #52 to #51 - thempc (03/18/2014) [-]
i guess so, it's just that like everyone on tumblr seems to use caps lock more than necessary
User avatar #53 to #52 - TarnRazor (03/18/2014) [-]
I understand. I may have been guilty of such blasphemy from time to time. I still love myself and I still love you.
User avatar #48 - captainfalchion (03/18/2014) [-]
gashunk
#7 - anon (03/18/2014) [-]
that looks like **** ... my god pokemon... i know youve gotta be creative, but ehy not just make him a full-fleddged chinease water-dragon... like srsly...
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