MFW I have a powerful magnet embedded in my fist and I visit the South Korean School for Children with High Iron Diets
MFW scoring a basket turns me into a monster that makes me want to eat my friends so I try to miss
MFW I notice my own subtitles out of the corner of my eye, but when I look down they're gone.
MFW I win the world championship of 'resisting to touch your junk'
MFW I start my kickass guitar solo just as the aliens activate the microchip in my brain and command me to kill my family, but I try to resist their control
MFW my asian mailman brings me an unmarked package
MFW I realise I am inside a microwave
MFW it hurts to look up
MFW I haven't jerked off in weeks and I'm sexually attracted to getting hit by cars
MFW the floor is lava and I only have one lava-proof glove
Just wanted to try something other than black twitter and art stuff.
More? Never again?
come on man, tarantino would have the following things also spewing blood:
The yellow van,
the car with its blinker on,
the cars blinker,
the telephone pole,
the bus bench across the street,
the street,
the sky,
the end.
