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#1 - MaggotDeath (10/17/2013) [-]
"Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater."
#3 to #1 - parralax (10/17/2013) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Crysis 1, almost 7 years old **Tickle my anus and call me Samantha.
#43 to #3 - lfunnymanl ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Muddah Fuckin' Breadcrumbs ** im gonna usse this on your anus
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Muddah Fuckin' Breadcrumbs ** im gonna usse this on your anus
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#9 to #1 - renegadesparks **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
#22 to #1 - batwill **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - aTastyCooky (10/17/2013) [-]
women magazine logic
"Don't let skinny people make you feel bad about yourself! Feel good for who you are!"


"lose 30 pounds in 1 week!"
#2 - banditowolf (10/17/2013) [-]
mfw I use someones bathroom and a womans magazine is left in there
#50 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
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" Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater "
User avatar #52 to #50 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2013) [-]
I prefer the massive strap-on. Or horse-cock dildo. Or massive horse-cock strap-on.
#56 to #52 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
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#8 - theporkwhisperer (10/17/2013) [-]
"No joke, you need it so badly you'd blow a baboon."
User avatar #81 to #8 - greenstrongworld (10/18/2013) [-]
God I read it in Freeman's voice.
#11 to #8 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
**** I read it as balloon...
#21 - mustlol (10/18/2013) [-]
I know they make good girlfriends
#59 - fyaq (10/18/2013) [-]
"tickle his prostate with an eggbeater"
#64 to #59 - marcury (10/18/2013) [-]
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#45 - sweetsighlullaby (10/18/2013) [-]
Actual sex tips from cosmo, supposedly written by men.

"My girl would use marbles to tease me with in bed. She'd casually scatter them over the bed sheet and then as we get it on, I could feel the cool marbles press against my hot skin. It's a wicked sensation." –Greg, 21

"Have me lie on my stomach, then wet the skin below my butt with your tongue. Blow on it." –Beckett, 33

"A little-known erogenous zone: the area between a guy's navel and his penis. Lick it, tickle it, or gently tug the hairs there." –Cesar, 28

"When you're near the point of no return, whisper four-letter words into my ears—the really dirty ones." –Fred, 23

"During Missionary, place your hands on your man's shoulders and push against him. He'll have to struggle to thrust upward, which means he's working harder for his pleasure—always a turn on." –Thomas, 22

"When your man is really close, lightly roll your knuckles between his balls and his back door." –Tobias, 30

"Make two fists around my shaft and twist them in opposite directions as fast as you can." Jamie, 30

Are any of these valid, because cosmo prints them in every magazine. Also, they suggest fingering your boyfriend randomly so that he has no chance to say no and can decide whether he likes it after trying it.
#70 to #62 - AresX (10/18/2013) [-]
"Make two fists around my shaft and twist them in opposite directions as fast as you can."
"Make two fists around my shaft and twist them in opposite directions as fast as you can."
User avatar #54 to #45 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2013) [-]
Those are all ******** . And as a bi male, while I do enjoy anal, I prefer a bit of warning and lube. Though, rimming is always good.
User avatar #86 to #54 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
For me, any mouth contact around a butt is disgusting. Why the hell would I want to lick someone where they poop? And I certainly wouldn't want to kiss him after if he did it to me.
User avatar #92 to #86 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2013) [-]
See, I wash and scrub and clean a lot down there.
User avatar #94 to #92 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
me too, but even so. you poop from there.
User avatar #95 to #94 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, so? I don't have anything for scat, but I enjoy anal. Particularly receiving.
User avatar #96 to #95 - danniegurl ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
i just wouldn't want to put my mouth there, and i wouldn't want anyone else to put their mouth on mine.
User avatar #97 to #96 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2013) [-]
Eh, to each their own.
#65 to #54 - marcury (10/18/2013) [-]
as a another bi male, I will second the idea of warning and lube.... you wouldn't want him to surprise you like that correct?

I will also second that the ideas are terrible and should not be tried... especially the hair pulling. Its only sexy if its head hair and then only if done correctly.

Here is a fun picture.
User avatar #83 to #45 - thesinful (10/18/2013) [-]
Don't forget: "I really hate when a woman handles my junk with care. Ladies, we're really not that sensitive down there."

Either the biggest liar ever or the evilest troll ever. I'm not sure which. Ever see a man get hit in the balls and just collapse before curling into a fetal position? We are in fact that sensitive down there.
User avatar #47 to #45 - gtocforyou ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Nope, most of these sound like real turn offs...
#48 to #47 - onkii (10/18/2013) [-]
That last one
#57 to #48 - ilikecawk (10/18/2013) [-]
Mfw that last one
#89 to #18 - carcon (10/18/2013) [-]
...the **** ?
User avatar #84 - iridium (10/18/2013) [-]
How to lose weight in seconds


My thought when "Lose 30Lbs fast".
#68 - theghostace (10/18/2013) [-]
"Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater"...
User avatar #14 - stealingbikes (10/18/2013) [-]
I'd love to ANALize her

I'd even lick the butthole
User avatar #17 to #14 - mustlol (10/18/2013) [-]
It's not bad to eat ass
User avatar #15 to #14 - jonboehner (10/18/2013) [-]
was that necessary
User avatar #16 to #15 - stealingbikes (10/18/2013) [-]
You did see her in Firefly, right?

Dude I would nail her over ANY chick celebrity. Seriously, I would suck a wet fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit.

So yes
#5 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
I think this was made by someone who takes everything girls do seriously.

Nobody reads Cosmo to learn sex tips and how to become sexy. Girls read this to laugh at the sex tips and the embarrassing stories and smell the perfume samples . This magazine is basically a joke that girls read at 3am and laugh about. If a girl takes anything in Cosmo seriously, they have bigger problems than taking sex advice from a magazine.
#20 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #128 at Time For A Dissapointment Shot! ** tickle his anus with this
#23 to #20 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at still my fav .gif **   
You meant this, an eggbeater.
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at still my fav .gif **
You meant this, an eggbeater.
#24 to #23 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at NO SPOT, NO!! ** that's an egg eater
#25 to #24 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at There's always a dick in the audience ** No, but this is a fork.
#26 to #25 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Level Up ** incorrect, that is a bork
#27 to #26 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #4020426 at Friendly ** This shows what we're secretly doing.
#28 to #27 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at carlos ** oh my, after this is going to heppen
#29 to #28 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Bazinga. ** mfw "heppen"
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Bazinga. ** mfw "heppen"
#30 to #29 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #794736 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** it was just a mistake, don't cast a spell on me
#31 to #30 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Getting in to the spirit ** Oh, but I will. It's already done, just look at the results.
#32 to #31 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Fight Club ** dear god, im a normal type
#33 to #32 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #3985796 at Friendly ** *Uses phsycic moves that look like this*
#34 to #33 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #6123015 at AUTISM PLAYGROUND ** hard to argue with that, I mean that book cant be wrong
#35 to #34 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #3982542 at Friendly ** Damn right.
#36 to #35 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #4159356 at Friendly ** you forgot this doe
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #4159356 at Friendly ** you forgot this doe
#37 to #36 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #6170277 at AUTISM PLAYGROUND ** Deer.
#38 to #37 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #252 at Animal facts ** deer is infinite, deer woks with this
#39 to #38 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #4446298 at Click an item and pick it up ** An image that shows how high we are right now.
#40 to #39 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at My opinion on Pokemon Mega-Evolution ** hi? this isn't last week officer
#44 to #40 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Just chillin with my homie **
The reason it's not letting me reply to your Samurai Jack picture comment.
#41 to #40 - zyketor (10/18/2013) [-]
**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #4100930 at Friendly ** Since we cannot roll anything related at all to what we say, I'm going with a sure fire way of getting one: This is a picture that does not show any association with religion.
#42 to #41 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Respect your elders ** well im sorry but that's a religios pokemon. this pokemone will be implemented in gen 12
User avatar #85 - riverofchex (10/18/2013) [-]
Don't necessarily agree with all of it, but I definitely laughed at all of it.
User avatar #90 to #85 - roflnaut (10/18/2013) [-]
Don't tell me that you don't think that an egg beater is the best way to tickle a prostate.
#78 - tmlfana (10/18/2013) [-]
egg beater you say?
#67 - duncino (10/18/2013) [-]
**duncino rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Anime Clubs In A Nutshell ** those are some of the biggest tits i've seen on a woman
User avatar #69 to #67 - deadlydong (10/18/2013) [-]
your in for a surprise in life if those are the biggest youve ever seen.
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