Realistic Slogans. . STAY INSIDE AND IT' S A LIBRARY Edible Finger Swords Mam mam salt. We Didn' t Invent The Chicken, Just A Teenage Girl On Facebook. rsk, Tee
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Realistic Slogans

STAY INSIDE AND IT' S A LIBRARY
Edible Finger Swords
Mam mam salt.
We Didn' t Invent The Chicken,
Just A Teenage Girl On Facebook.
rsk,
Teeth So White, They Can' t Dance
Google
Just try using another search engine.
POUPON
The Reason Limos Have Tinted Windows
THE ORIGINAL
Vegetables no M
had For
MINE ca I-" 0075
Linked@
Connect with people
for no reason at all.
Slip into a nice coma
for a few hours.
Paypal
Because you have to.
iit"
K, perm okay?’
EEGEE
ifs aam and you' re drunk.
XBOX
Liv?
Find out who your mother' s been sleeping with
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Submitted: 07/14/2014
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#1 - mudkipftw ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
"Screw you"
#25 to #1 - theshadowwalker (07/14/2014) [-]
"Actually, intense bodylove You."
#29 to #1 - nthmetal (07/14/2014) [-]
"Screw you, now give us you're money."
User avatar #49 to #29 - tiddycats (07/15/2014) [-]
"Some hacker used hacked money to buy that sword from you're shop? You are now in possession of hacked money, banned."
This happened to a friend, they eventually unbanned him, but he wasn't allowed to trade/spend money for like a month, yeahhh he moved to private servers after that.
#24 to #23 - hitbyadriveby (07/14/2014) [-]
**hitbyadriveby rolled image** MFW when i've been going to sleep at 4 am lately because funnyjunkers
#54 to #24 - darthblam (07/15/2014) [-]
Same here...
User avatar #33 - tmbg (07/14/2014) [-]
I prefer Pepsi to Coke by a large amount, but cherry Coke is much better than cherry Pepsi.

of course, Dr. Pepper is better than any of that
User avatar #6 - dndxplain ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
what's up with the chick-fil-a one?

fastfoodexplain?
#14 to #6 - John Cena (07/14/2014) [-]
Basically they did something stupid and got a lot of backlash on their facebook. Then they made a fake account of a teenage girl who defended them against all the complaints.
#11 to #6 - nerdforlife (07/14/2014) [-]
White girls have a scary attraction to Chik-Fil-A. It's unnatural.
Source: I live in the Bible-belt.
User avatar #36 - Sexysammich (07/14/2014) [-]
I can relate to the pepsi. I work at a fast food place and we have pepsi products. Everybody that comes through the drive through orders a Coke, and it's the same thing everytime;
"Can I get a Coke with that?"
"Is Pepsi alright?"
"Yeah."
#34 - John Cena (07/14/2014) [-]
Pepsi- denotes death
User avatar #2 - ishallsmiteyou (07/14/2014) [-]
intense bodylove you. pepsi>coke
#15 to #2 - John Cena (07/14/2014) [-]
I agree, Pepsi is nicer, don't know why, but it is.

They're both nice, but I prefer Pepsi
#46 to #2 - mulletisha (07/15/2014) [-]
Coke>Pepsi, but Diet Pepsi>Diet coke/Coke Zero
User avatar #52 to #46 - skittlesinexcess (07/15/2014) [-]
comparing diet Pepsi to diet coke is like comparing human urine to monkey urine.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Zaxplab (07/14/2014) [-]
"Hey everyone! look at my unpopular opinion!
#22 to #3 - optimussum (07/14/2014) [-]
i prefer pepsi too

its almost like

everybody is different
#44 to #22 - onewithpokerface (07/15/2014) [-]
And I prefer sprite, which is owned by coca cola.

We've come full circle now
User avatar #4 to #3 - ishallsmiteyou (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm serious, I'll always take pepsi over coke.
User avatar #8 to #4 - theblacksheep (07/14/2014) [-]
I used to think this until college. Unless you go to a convenience store they only have coke products on said campus. So after two semesters of no Pepsi, and returning home to try one again, I realized I enjoyed Coke much more.
User avatar #16 to #8 - ishallsmiteyou (07/14/2014) [-]
Stockholm syndrome much?
User avatar #58 to #16 - theblacksheep (07/15/2014) [-]
I will neither confirm nor deny being water boarded with Coca-Cola products.
User avatar #32 - onceman (07/14/2014) [-]
Coke has to be drank cold or else it's bad, Pepsi is fine at room temperature, if your having dinner then Coke is always a great choice, but I prefer Pepsi so I can drink it over a longer period of time
User avatar #19 - miknab (07/14/2014) [-]
Grey Poupon? jokeexplain ... assistance por favor?
User avatar #35 to #19 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Its from an old 90s commercial, whos joke remains in the public consciousness despite no one remembering the origin. Basically the joke is, you roll up to a limo at a stop and ask for Grey Poupon

Grey Poupon Original Commercial
User avatar #42 to #35 - miknab (07/15/2014) [-]
Thank you. I am not a mustard guy so that might have been a contributing factor of my ignorance.
User avatar #13 - awesomedudeforty (07/14/2014) [-]
I have never had a Hot Pocket that wasn't hot. Cook the damn thing long enough you intense bodylovewads.
#7 - AnonymousDonor (07/14/2014) [-]
i remember back when there were actually valid search engines beside google   
   
i had a list of ...what was it, 3? i feel like it may have been 5 or at least 4, but after google, askjeeves, and dogpile, i cannot for the life of me remember the names of the others    
(no i never used yahoo)
i remember back when there were actually valid search engines beside google

i had a list of ...what was it, 3? i feel like it may have been 5 or at least 4, but after google, askjeeves, and dogpile, i cannot for the life of me remember the names of the others
(no i never used yahoo)
#20 - sixty (07/14/2014) [-]
Look at all that facebook
#47 to #20 - mulletisha (07/15/2014) [-]
Wow look! You can edit AND only spend $400! Wow the technology we have today is amazing, innit?
User avatar #56 to #47 - sixty (07/15/2014) [-]
Pff, sony vegas is an awful program
#59 to #56 - mulletisha (07/16/2014) [-]
Pfff, thanks for the input.
#48 to #47 - mulletisha (07/15/2014) [-]
Oh not my comp either, I'm on my new laptop ATM
#30 to #20 - peanutbraddle (07/14/2014) [-]
Glad there's someone else here that knows they aren't only good for facebook.
Glad there's someone else here that knows they aren't only good for facebook.
#40 to #30 - xmrschmidtx (07/15/2014) [-]
Yes, because you can't photo and video edit on a machine $1500 cheaper
User avatar #55 to #40 - peanutbraddle (07/15/2014) [-]
This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
>hurr durr Macs are 2000 dollar facebook machines
>someone shows proof that a mac can do something other than browse facebook with one
>admin poopulation outraged that someone would prove them wrong
User avatar #12 - timmity (07/14/2014) [-]
Pepsi has been shown in multiple tests to have healthier ingredients and a better, fuller taste, Coke just seems better because of the amount of marketing they do, it's the same deal with burger king and Mc Donals Burger King has been shown time and time again to be better value, healthier and tastier, but because of marketing, Mc Donals is more popular.
#27 to #12 - Ethshar (07/14/2014) [-]
How well does being a shill pay?Can't be too well,your too obvious.
#18 to #12 - nsfwanon ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Every time I go to a Burger King, the day after I'm digestive end producttin' for Britain. I like the food, but it can't be healthier if it makes me evacuate my nether regions.

On the other hand, McDonalds has given me the chocolate drops a grand total of 0 times.

Also, Burger King is digestive end productty value for money. Alright the burgers are bigger than Mickey D's but they're not worth the moolah.
User avatar #17 to #12 - itsjustblaze (07/14/2014) [-]
Besides the fact that this isnt true, because coke has fewer calories and less sugar, how can tests prove it has a better, fuller tastes? Look up the New Coke controversy and youll understand why its more popular
User avatar #53 - skittlesinexcess (07/15/2014) [-]
The mac one is a lie, I can strip the system and force boot windows, then I can do all sorts of crap.
#51 - John Cena (07/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** But I like pepsi better than any other soda
#50 - jaked ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Jokexplain the grey poupon one?
User avatar #57 to #50 - jokexplain ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqIZa3PTX6c
this should clear things out
worth the watch
#43 - John Cena (07/15/2014) [-]
Google: Use BIng for Porn
#41 - John Cena (07/15/2014) [-]
The last 5 ones aren't good, it felt like random words
User avatar #45 to #41 - vgmddg ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Flea bargain potato state syrup.
User avatar #39 - Epicgetguy (07/15/2014) [-]
There is no better feeling than eating at waffle house on a long trip at 2 am.
#37 - bluwizard (07/15/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** me literally
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