Real art that's modern. Polishing must be a pain... now that's what i call art only thing it lacks is squidwards nose mirror like Art Not crap
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#16 - ashedust (06/17/2014) [-]
Now we wait for the "Now it's art" posts.
User avatar #58 to #10 - tsoper (06/18/2014) [-]
photoshop liquify tool
#35 to #10 - darkjustifier ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I call Bull if even I can tell that's what the face is before I even read the words on the pic then a talented artist certainly could
User avatar #22 to #10 - sealman (06/18/2014) [-]
It is possible that he found other uses for the hole first.

like to hide your face while still spying at people since you can see through the hole. Or for sex. I don't judge.
User avatar #32 to #10 - scant (06/18/2014) [-]
I have no idea why people feel the need to make up such sensationalised stories.
It's pretty obvious that it's the face of a man even before you stick the metal pole there.
#48 to #32 - skorchy (06/18/2014) [-]
If I showed this to random people I'm fairly certain they wouldn't think it was the face of a man.
User avatar #50 to #48 - scant (06/18/2014) [-]
You can see his facial features in the first image, no matter how distorted they are.
#51 to #50 - skorchy (06/18/2014) [-]
I agree yes you can see it; but only the highly observative people would be able to discern that from the painting without seeing the metal rod.
User avatar #52 to #51 - scant (06/18/2014) [-]
I think you need to give the average person a little more credit.
#55 to #52 - skorchy (06/18/2014) [-]
Based off recent stupidity of the average person nowadays;

Or everyone in my area is a dumbass. I just graduated high school and we had a 60% dropout rate. ******* one of the kids tried to set the building on fire on the outside.
The building is made of concrete.
User avatar #59 to #55 - scant (06/18/2014) [-]
I hardly think you're qualified to define the average intelligence if you live in a ****** location.
User avatar #89 to #59 - wellimnotsure (06/18/2014) [-]
dude you're just wrong, deal with it
User avatar #92 to #89 - scant (06/18/2014) [-]
And I suppose you're also an expert on everyone on Earth too, right?
I'll bet you get a great sense of everything sitting on FJ reading cringe compilations.
User avatar #11 to #10 - kilotech (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't get this, was someone just like "hey let's stick a metal bar in someone else's property"
User avatar #12 to #11 - moetron (06/17/2014) [-]
It's probably a fake story.
User avatar #13 to #11 - alphavsomega (06/17/2014) [-]
look at the reflection on the bar
User avatar #14 to #13 - alphavsomega (06/17/2014) [-]
nvm just read it
#18 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
It's clever.   
<- I like this better, though.
It's clever.

<- I like this better, though.
User avatar #2 - afrodemon (06/17/2014) [-]
now that's what i call art only thing it lacks is squidwards nose
#6 to #2 - chrysaor (06/17/2014) [-]
NOW , it's ART! my GIMP skills are weak, but I made one of these kinda pictures for the first time yesterday and the nose file is still on my desktop
User avatar #9 to #6 - masterboll (06/17/2014) [-]
looks like hes grabbing squidwards cock
User avatar #27 to #9 - zerpderp (06/18/2014) [-]
Now it's fan art
#5 - necroshredder ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 to #5 - chrysaor (06/17/2014) [-]
Well **** . You beat me by 22 seconds (see #6)
User avatar #8 to #7 - necroshredder ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
dat timing
#38 - theroodturtle (06/18/2014) [-]
Wow that's pretty good. I found a nice site that has other modern art, good community too. If you want to know more about us, maybe join up go here > You need to login to view this link

Pic related, it's a litle something that I did just a few weeks ago, you can find more like it on the link above
User avatar #40 to #38 - failtolawl (06/18/2014) [-]
almost.. almost..
User avatar #61 to #38 - suddenlyhats (06/18/2014) [-]
u havin urself a giggle m8?
User avatar #45 to #38 - thesilveresteagle (06/18/2014) [-]
whoa that's interesting. I like how they also give you bios of the artists.
#63 - blablawat (06/18/2014) [-]
and then there's this faggot
#85 to #63 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
HA! i remember this hairy cheese, i raise you a farting bull, because art...
#86 to #85 - inzanityinc (06/18/2014) [-]
At least there is more effort behind the fart than behind the cheese..
#88 to #85 - blablawat (06/18/2014) [-]
orly? I present you Dutch Sideffects by Al Tylor
#90 to #88 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
impressive, but what about this?
User avatar #17 - thefatcat (06/18/2014) [-]
It looks like several dicks racing around the middle at high speed
User avatar #25 to #17 - Das (06/18/2014) [-]
There are two kinds of people
User avatar #23 - kgfsjholis (06/18/2014) [-]
MFW description.
#24 to #23 - kgfsjholis (06/18/2014) [-]
Uhh.... Let's try this again... MFW Description.
Uhh.... Let's try this again... MFW Description.
#53 to #24 - xcoreyx (06/18/2014) [-]
Did it do that stupid thing where you click reply before the gif finishes uploading and then it just posts the comment anyways?
#64 to #53 - kgfsjholis (06/18/2014) [-]
#62 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
That's not modern art.
Its nice but "Modern art" doesn't mean what you think it means.

I've explained this before on here and always get hate for it. Which I think is funny because you guys are always bashing people who talk about things they've never studied and don't understand.

Modern art doesn't mean art that's being currently made. It was popular in the late 60's and 70's Modern art is a type of art about structure and the world around us we are inclined to ignore(IE a soup can brought up so it would be noticed

Non-representational art or "My 6 year old could do that" may or may not be difficult to make. It can be about a lot of things and can or can't be visually appealing. But you don't have the right to say something is ******** if you don't know anything about it.

How would you like your taco, sir?
#65 to #62 - pimpelipom ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
What you really want to say is contemporary art instead of modern art.
User avatar #66 to #65 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
This ******* got it.
User avatar #67 to #62 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
I didn't call it Modern Art now did I.
I called it real art that was modern (as in made recently)
Yes I'm poking fun at Modern Art but I'm not putting Dick Hands in that category.

100% beef, extra beans, and hold the fake cheese.
User avatar #69 to #67 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
Also you did, as you said "art that is modern"
User avatar #71 to #69 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
Not sorry for using the word "modern" correctly
User avatar #73 to #71 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
You did not use it correctly. I explained it and your denying it.
User avatar #75 to #73 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
I think I know what I meant better than you do. You're just assuming what you want as if my words are art, this is not calligraphy.
User avatar #76 to #75 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
Your words are referring to art. You do not know what the words mean
User avatar #77 to #76 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm poking fun at art, a play on words yes. But by modern I mean "Modern".
Look up the definition of Modern, then Modern Art, you'll see the difference.

User avatar #78 to #77 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
I know what you mean. Unfortunately that's not how language works. You don't just decide what words mean. Use of your and you're are not interchangeable even if everyone knows what you mean. You'd look less ignorant about art if you said contemporary.
User avatar #79 to #78 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
If I said contemporary there would be no joke.
Now see the problem with your "your vs you're" statement is that I did not state the phrase "Modern Art" in the title, so I used "modern" alone with the intent of it being a joke but also the correct use of the word modern.
So in terms of your example I used the word correctly to get what I mean across, which you claim "everyone knows".
User avatar #80 to #79 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
Dude, be real. Is it really a joke? Your being sassy. But you don't know what your sassing. I'm certain you are a lovely person and I'm not up for any explanations
User avatar #82 to #80 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
Yes, it's a joke.
No, I'm not an artist.
Maybe, I've had to go into too deep a conversion about a joke I created in 5 seconds.
User avatar #83 to #82 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
Top kek "conversion"
User avatar #68 to #67 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
Ya don't know ****

We have real cheese.
Do you want that?
User avatar #70 to #68 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]

As long as it doesn't have hair in it.
User avatar #72 to #70 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
That's it cry, cry like a bitch.

Then I suggest you go to a better restaurant.
User avatar #74 to #72 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
This is not the place for a soliloquy

Implying your place of business is worth of being called a restaurant.
User avatar #81 to #62 - ludislavonac (06/18/2014) [-]
Can I have fries with that?
User avatar #84 to #81 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
This is a Mexican restaurant.
#36 - hitlersgayabortion (06/18/2014) [-]

tfw you posted something a year ago and no one gave a wet **** , and now it's on the front page. inb4 red thumbs rain down on me for being a whiny bitch about it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - lotengo ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Shut up hipster
User avatar #47 to #37 - lotengo ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Ya get it, hipster. He posted content before people tought its cool
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#46 to #36 - raideoactivepilot (06/18/2014) [-]
Bro this is funnyjunk, it has to be reposted one or few times before it gets to the front page.
Bro this is funnyjunk, it has to be reposted one or few times before it gets to the front page.
#15 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - khorneation (06/17/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie thats ******* sweet
User avatar #43 - misticalz ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Just because you like it doesnt mean you get to devalue the work of others *******
User avatar #54 - trollchildxy (06/18/2014) [-]
Probably done with a computer.
User avatar #56 to #54 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
Wow ur smart kan I tuch u?
User avatar #93 to #56 - trollchildxy (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but it's considered statutory rape to have sex with a mentally handicapped person these days.
User avatar #94 to #93 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
WOW ur also hilarious!
I felt burn.
Summer fag
User avatar #95 to #94 - trollchildxy (06/18/2014) [-]
Okay... Not really sure what the hell a summer fag is, but i am sure i should feel insulted.
User avatar #96 to #95 - helenwheels (06/18/2014) [-]
The look it up you ******* retard.
User avatar #97 to #96 - trollchildxy (06/19/2014) [-]
You are easily angered. I like you.
#44 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
When I'm all sorts of ballin', I will be needing your services sir
#41 - asurasxnight (06/18/2014) [-]
I would add a squidward nose to it, but I am too lazy
User avatar #39 - elcreepo (06/18/2014) [-]
Reminds me of a hentai I saw once
User avatar #34 - nywrestler (06/18/2014) [-]
The reflection on the pillar shows a hand. Mind blown.
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