Real Advice. .. Do it and when she gets mad regurgitate the food onto her face and assert your dominance as the food lord.
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#3 - I Am Monkey (12/04/2013) [-]
When your wife is pregnant
When your wife is pregnant
User avatar #6 to #3 - imofcnotharveydent (12/04/2013) [-]
what movie is that from

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User avatar #8 to #6 - soupkittenagain (12/04/2013) [-]
It seems to be from Lost.
User avatar #9 to #8 - imofcnotharveydent (12/04/2013) [-]
ahhh that's explains it
#10 to #3 - John Cena (12/04/2013) [-]
great i just started watching lost and this gif is a huge big ass spoiler
User avatar #25 to #3 - alljewsmustdie (12/05/2013) [-]
I spot 1 problem, hes not black
User avatar #12 to #3 - blbrian (12/04/2013) [-]
Bailing on pregnant wife. That name.
Coincidence? I think not
#7 - gayboard (12/04/2013) [-]
Do it and when she gets mad regurgitate the food onto her face and assert your dominance as the food lord.
#22 to #7 - lildo (12/04/2013) [-]
Kinky
User avatar #21 to #7 - imagnetsux ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
knowing pregnant women, she'll eat it .
and then beat your ass to negate the submission this shows..
#20 - angelusprimus (12/04/2013) [-]
Or if she is on period.
Or if she is having PMS.
Or...
Real advice, if you live with a woman, don't eat last of anything.
User avatar #23 to #20 - commontroll (12/05/2013) [-]
Well, if she's not on her period, or pregnant, just ask if it's cool to have the last of something.

Except ice cream. Never have the last of the ice cream.
#26 - vicgkob (12/05/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but I was convinced that this referred to something a little more sexual ...
#2 - akho (12/04/2013) [-]
>wife
>pregnant

I'm not even considering actually planning and executing obliteration of majority of my sexual and emotional ties with my loved one.
Now planning for a baby either.
User avatar #13 to #2 - mephiblis ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
So how's the 8th grade?
User avatar #15 to #13 - akho (12/04/2013) [-]
I think you'd be better at describing it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mephiblis ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
mhm that's what my (girl)friend was saying when we were in high school. Now she's 26 and she's been single for 6 years, currently busy growing leg hair and breeding kittens.
User avatar #17 to #16 - akho (12/04/2013) [-]
Well maybe if she shaved once in a while she wouldn't be single.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mephiblis ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
You're not getting the point, are you? That's k, i quit.
#30 - deadmuerto (12/05/2013) [-]
my wife has been pregnant for 6 months



she won't tell me who the daddy is
User avatar #24 - guiguito (12/05/2013) [-]
>wife
>fj
pick one
User avatar #28 to #24 - roastedchicken (12/05/2013) [-]
wifj
#27 to #24 - John Cena (12/05/2013) [-]
fj
#14 - tehnoobpwnzor (12/04/2013) [-]
i do what i want
i do what i want
#11 - widar (12/04/2013) [-]
Really, you can scratch the pregnant part. Just don't eat the last of anything ever.
#4 - John Cena (12/04/2013) [-]
**** that. She can go make more damn food. The bitch is pregnant, not a cripple.
User avatar #32 - rocksteady (12/05/2013) [-]
My wife is pregnant and throughout the whole pregnancy she has only been able to eat a little at time or she feels sick. I would never admit it to her, but I'm really glad she feels like crap all through the pregnancy, because she has stayed really thin. My best friends wife gained 80 pounds when she was pregnant, so I love showing her off in front of him.
#31 - theseustheminotaur (12/05/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is this way and she isn't pregnant, unless she has had a 3 yr long pregnancy.
User avatar #19 - disturbeddude (12/04/2013) [-]
I can 100% confirm this
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