Re-think vaccines. . hyde nth , then an an "range and IKE mm Wurd: l' and: Then WHY is {illegal for doctor to tit?. It? and WHY m: yeld yen let them? Educate Va
x
Click to expand

Re-think vaccines

hyde nth ,
then an an "range
and IKE mm Wurd: l'
and:
Then WHY is {illegal for doctor
to tit?. It? and WHY m: yeld yen let
them?
Educate
Vaccines
Then WHY is.
Educate yourself Educate yourself
Vehicles Electricity
at a child wouldnt new . ft' k peaople, padded them late a
art an " , wanna we me.
than FIBER? TEE]: the chm! Ilt - I that used refined t(
outdoes and tarred ' _ In than In my , 000 feet
Then
trudatt?
Firefighters Aviation
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+1219
Views: 44904
Favorited: 150
Submitted: 09/03/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to mrnpc submit to reddit

Comments(96):

[ 96 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #28 - wutangstyle ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
im an electrician and i can confirm i want to murder your children
User avatar #33 to #28 - cheatman (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm a retail worker and I can confirm I want to murder EVERY children.
#45 to #33 - willys (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm a person and I can confirm children exist.
User avatar #74 to #45 - TonHyukOTP (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm a children
#76 to #74 - cheatman (09/04/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#52 to #33 - somefatguyone (09/04/2014) [-]
You want to murder every children?
I also want to murder all of the child.
User avatar #18 - itsthatguyagain (09/03/2014) [-]
If I have kids, I'm never going to vaccinate them.
I'd really rather have a nurse do it. They're trained to do it.
#34 to #18 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
then you are one of those creationist moroun lol
#36 to #34 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
check the spoilers you faggot
#44 to #36 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
dont tell me what to do lol, your IQ is of the size my penis
User avatar #48 to #44 - hazyrainbows (09/04/2014) [-]
So either he's stupid and you have a tiny penis,

Or he's smart and you are well endowed.
User avatar #49 to #48 - rawryrawr (09/04/2014) [-]
wich one damit i need to know
User avatar #51 to #48 - mahnamesjakers (09/04/2014) [-]
Or he is moderately smart and anon has a respectable dick size, but not overkill.
#53 to #48 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
woow are you actually med because I could not indulge your lust of dick? oh wow
User avatar #55 to #53 - hazyrainbows (09/04/2014) [-]
Yes
#60 to #55 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
shut the **** up
#92 to #18 - Blasphemer (09/04/2014) [-]
You almost had me, you ************ !
#15 - archael (09/03/2014) [-]
"Why would you collect biologic waste from a field to spread all over our food source and then sell it to us? Educate yourself.

Re-Think fertilization."
#20 to #15 - drdisrespect (09/03/2014) [-]
bad example
User avatar #16 - galkawhm (09/03/2014) [-]
Be careful of Dyhydrogen Monoxide poisoning. Millions of people die from it every year.
#75 to #16 - nigrfagitgingerjew (09/04/2014) [-]
Purified water in the bloodstream can actually cause a heart attack due to exploding blood cells that try to absorb it and the debris forms a clot
User avatar #19 to #16 - justabarofmustard (09/03/2014) [-]
100% of people who use it die.
#31 to #16 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
>Dyhydrogen
>Dihydrogen
User avatar #40 to #31 - romanlettuce (09/04/2014) [-]
Not many noticed this..
#4 - imadeanaccountforu (09/03/2014) [-]
"Phosphat"   
MFW i failed chemistry six times and i still knew how to spell it.   
 BTW this is a joke, I know it's not a good one but bite me in the ass i am making it. I know it was a typo.
"Phosphat"
MFW i failed chemistry six times and i still knew how to spell it.
BTW this is a joke, I know it's not a good one but bite me in the ass i am making it. I know it was a typo.

User avatar #97 to #4 - mrnpc (09/04/2014) [-]
Aren't all spelling errors typos? Not being a dick, legitimately asking.
User avatar #98 to #97 - imadeanaccountforu (09/04/2014) [-]
Technically speaking yes. But i was making a Not so funny but people seem to like comment on how they got a what seems to be professional site and not do a spell check before
#84 to #4 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
I think just taking a chemistry course 6 times would make you able to spell a fairly common element
I'm not biting you in the ass, I know it was a joke
#96 to #84 - imadeanaccountforu (09/04/2014) [-]
Maybe i want you to bite me in the ass.
Maybe i want you to bite me in the ass.
#29 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
Isnt this just a Strawman Argument?
#30 to #29 - oddbird (09/04/2014) [-]
that's the point
User avatar #41 to #30 - romanlettuce (09/04/2014) [-]
But that doesn't actually put forth an argument for vaccinations or for what vaccinations. It's a strawman of a strawman. This is some complex **** here.
#70 - TonHyukOTP (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh god. I kept it together til "I'm not sure, probably a lot of things."
Oh god. I kept it together til "I'm not sure, probably a lot of things."
#82 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
"I'm not sure... probably a lot of things" made me crack up
#39 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
typically firefighters aren't going to carry an axe and a child. what kind of nutjobs do you think they are? its not like they run into burning buildings to....
oh nevermind.
User avatar #62 - bighairyfart (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm kind of upset that pilot was the only plural subject used, when everything else was singular to poke fun at the original being singular...
#64 to #62 - dogooder (09/04/2014) [-]
well the electrician one could go either way with it saying "legal for electrician". It could be "legal for AN electrician" or "legal for electricianS"
User avatar #65 to #64 - bighairyfart (09/04/2014) [-]
You're right, but that's not what I'm getting at. The original said, "Why is it legal for doctor to do it?" The word 'doctor' should have been plural(or place the word 'a' behind it), but it wasn't. All the mock ones followed in the same suit, but intentionally, except for the pilots one.
#79 to #65 - dogooder (09/04/2014) [-]
i see.. I was focusing on the wrong part
User avatar #72 to #62 - TonHyukOTP (09/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I was pretty disappointed by that as well. Seems like the creator accidentally typoed their typo attempt?
User avatar #25 - puggerugger (09/03/2014) [-]
I love how because the original incorrectly used "doctor" instead of "doctors" the rest used "electrician" and "firefighter"

Except number four. **** you number four
#32 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
I bet stupid vegans around here are also anti-vaccines lol since some vaccines are made from animals

what a bunch of idiot
User avatar #73 to #32 - TonHyukOTP (09/04/2014) [-]
WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD?
#90 - sarcasticone (09/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if they realize that their body is made up of that 			****		 they're shaming right now.    
   
 			*******		 ignorant retards. Vaccines are meant to save lives...God that grinded my gears good.
I wonder if they realize that their body is made up of that **** they're shaming right now.

******* ignorant retards. Vaccines are meant to save lives...God that grinded my gears good.
#57 - legendofbearo (09/04/2014) [-]
Weve gone so far without plagues and mass disease that we have lived healthy long enough to think we dont need it.
I can sense something happening in the future...
User avatar #17 - captainrattrap (09/03/2014) [-]
Well vaccinating from diseases like polio and tetanus is extremely important.

However, those don't have mercury. They alos are a one time thing (once every few years for some). The flu vaccine though, is the only one that has mercury, the only one that is taken every year, and the only one that for many people has failed to prevent them from getting whatever it was intended to vaccinate. It's perfectly reasonable to be against that one vaccine, and semi reasonable to want to be skeptical of vaccines.
#21 to #17 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
But it doesn't actually have mercury in it anymore than table salt has chlorine in it.
User avatar #23 to #21 - captainrattrap (09/03/2014) [-]
Mercury is extremely toxic and fat soluble. That means it stays in your body for years. Every year you get more of those trace amounts in your body and eventually, depend on your own body, you'll have the effects.
User avatar #42 - arizonastar (09/04/2014) [-]
Jokexplain plz
User avatar #43 to #42 - pedestrianx (09/04/2014) [-]
The top one is a legitimate anti-vaccine post so people started parodying it of other things that are helpful too; firemen, electricity, etc.
User avatar #71 to #43 - reginleif ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
**not our firemen!!!!*

what would we put on our calendars?
#66 - charak (09/04/2014) [-]
Actually, at least in canada, you CAN make your own vehicle, it just has to pass a saftey test, and emmissions test, as per usual
User avatar #63 - blarghagh (09/04/2014) [-]
If you came all over a childs face you would be arrested. Then why are fish doing it?
User avatar #5 - lean (09/03/2014) [-]
The vehicles one- I just finished my first rat rod..... That is basically exactly what I did. And my insurance is about $20 a month because it is technically a 1929 model T. With a 383 stroker.
User avatar #6 to #5 - gammajk ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
That's cool. Pictures?
User avatar #7 to #6 - lean (09/03/2014) [-]
I'm at work. I will put some up when i get home.
**** the mobile site
[ 96 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)