Rat invades the office. Rat invades the office… geniusquotes.net/business-quotes/. Tet There was a rat in the office. Got an awesome pic of the scene... funny
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User avatar #3 - PenguinsOfMars ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
your coworker is ******* hot

you should bang him
#4 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Well that is interesting. Thought women getting panic and going up on tall furniture was just a Disney thing.
Well that is interesting. Thought women getting panic and going up on tall furniture was just a Disney thing.
#2 - pilgrimalert (05/14/2014) [-]
I bringeth the Rat King.
I bringeth the Rat King.
#5 to #2 - sonicthefast (05/14/2014) [-]
Come again?
#9 to #2 - eddymolly ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
#25 to #9 - John Cena (05/15/2014) [-]
Awww yeah, Yogscast!
Awww yeah, Yogscast!
#74 to #66 - briggsil (05/15/2014) [-]
wtf happened to meh gif...
wtf happened to meh gif...
User avatar #12 to #1 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
"Brunette rides friend in doggy style"
#8 to #1 - zyketor (05/14/2014) [-]
-No one's naked.   
-They even seem to have. way more coverage than anyone else on Brazzers.   
-Nothing sexual at all   
-Woman on bottom might get a broken neck.   
-Woman on top might be pissing her pants in fear.   
+Woman on bottom seems to know at least one good position.   
1/10 - Worst video I've seen on Brazzers.
-No one's naked.
-They even seem to have. way more coverage than anyone else on Brazzers.
-Nothing sexual at all
-Woman on bottom might get a broken neck.
-Woman on top might be pissing her pants in fear.

+Woman on bottom seems to know at least one good position.

1/10 - Worst video I've seen on Brazzers.
User avatar #29 to #8 - gigamuffin (05/15/2014) [-]
The woman on top is wearing a dress. You can't piss your pants it you aren't wearing any.
Unless you are a Brit/Oz and you call panties "Pants"
User avatar #82 to #29 - baaltomekk ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
The Brazzers Logo says to me that she isn't wearing these either
#42 - bobfaget (05/15/2014) [-]
What the guy is REALLY doing.
User avatar #61 to #42 - rockamekishiko (05/15/2014) [-]
he's not looking for the mouse, he is looking for the cat
#16 - keybladewarrior (05/14/2014) [-]
Maybe that rat caught a scent of tuna.  with cheese.
Maybe that rat caught a scent of tuna. with cheese.
#48 - summers (05/15/2014) [-]
That girl on top is just like SURFS UP
#26 - John Cena (05/15/2014) [-]
floor is lava
#30 to #26 - John Cena (05/15/2014) [-]
then I'm guessing the two on the floor are melted to it
#6 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
I understand it isn't her job to fight rats off but that's the difference, men will go above and beyond their comfort zone in the work place to get the job done. That's what they get paid more for.
User avatar #21 to #6 - randomwanker (05/15/2014) [-]
My stepdad is ******* terrified of rats.... then again when he was 13 he woke up with a huge rat on his chest and when he tried to fight it off it bit his nose, so his fear is completely rational
User avatar #47 to #6 - jukuku (05/15/2014) [-]
>Sample size: 1

#10 to #6 - spceinvdr (05/14/2014) [-]
i like your username, no homo

all the homo
User avatar #11 to #10 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
its my main psn for dark souls
User avatar #41 to #11 - popnotes (05/15/2014) [-]
wt rings u got bithc?
#34 to #6 - Wumbologist (05/15/2014) [-]
Say, what's this? just sayin', it's kind of crazy to generalize half of the human population like that
User avatar #53 to #34 - penileburglar (05/15/2014) [-]
...She's still up on the couch, not willing to leave her comfort zone to help. Which is literally all he said about it.
User avatar #28 to #6 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
There was a thorough article somewhere explaining that men don't get payed less. The main point is that the statistics showing men get payed more didn't take into account context and profession. Dangerous jobs will pay more and there are more men doing those. Teaching and psychology where there's a high concentration of women, for example, pay less. They just added up the numbers and they reached the ground breaking discovery that better paying jobs pay more...
There was also a part explaining medical leaves and maternal leaves leaving an employer to have to promote someone that was present and up to speed with everything... sexist pigs... that's why most successful women either don't have a family or spend so little time with them it's become a stereotype (true can be said about men in really high positions, though)
User avatar #52 to #6 - vivalavidya (05/15/2014) [-]
Oh jesus ******* christ.
It's one bloke compared to two women, I hardly think you can generalise that to the whole population.
When did this site develop a burning hatred towards the opposite sex?
#60 to #52 - John Cena (05/15/2014) [-]
#64 to #6 - theplogyr (05/15/2014) [-]
>One of the girls is looking for the rat
>The guy looks like security, so that's his job.
>Men don't get paid more, they are just more likely to be in positions which are paid more (obviously, here he is at most on the same hierarchic position as those two)
>If you can't see that women are generally more scared about vermin because of education (imposed by both men and women) then you are both stupid and misinformed.

I'm tired of ********* always talking about empathy with regards to sexism. It's not even about that, it's purely about intelligence. If you are too blind to properly analyze empirical evidence and notice that the main differences between sexes is achieved through education and social norms, you're stupid. You don't know history and how sexism came to be, because you're misinformed. But if you're older than 8, in the age of internet, and you continue to be misinformed, then it's a choice and you're just ******* stupid. The same stupidity that would prevent you to tie your shoelaces and breath at the same time.

Go and try to unstupidify yourself, you worthless piece of **** .
User avatar #36 to #6 - assrocket (05/15/2014) [-]
I think if I saw a rat in a building and the janitor turned up, I'd leave that **** to them.
That's their job, bitch.
#59 to #6 - curveball (05/15/2014) [-]
It's ridiculous how people on this site jump at every possible chance to drag things like race and gender into a discussion, even when it's not remotely relevant.

Based on his outfit, I'd say the guy works for building maintenance. For him, dealing with pests is probably fairly routine (it was when I worked maintenance), more so than the two women who probably perform office work. In situations like this, I've seen guys in suits who are too afraid to get their hands dirty react the same as the two women; jumping on chairs and tables and begging for someone else to clean things up.

You're not seeing the difference in work ethic of the two sexes, you're seeing a person who's probably used to handling this sort of situation doing a better job than two people who probably aren't.
#37 to #6 - walmartysnextghost (05/15/2014) [-]
sorry she said no, but at least now you can afford that new fedora
#14 to #6 - John Cena (05/14/2014) [-]
I understand what you're saying,but just because these two women are jumping on couches and being useless to the situation,doesn't mean that every women would do the same.For me,I would be right there with the guy looking for the rat. Like, I used to work at this camp where I was one of the only girls working there,the other members of staff were these big,tough looking ************* .One day they found a huge rat snake and freaked out and grabbed me to catch the thing and move it to a safe place away from the school. While they were busy backing up and cringing with every move the snake made ,I caught it and released it in the woods on the other side of the soccer field.
#15 to #14 - John Cena (05/14/2014) [-]
And yes, I realize I'm going to be thumbed down to oblivion for the mere mention of the fact I have different genitalia, but I accept that, I'm just trying to remind people not to generalize people based on their gender.Not every man is going to be a badass killing machine and not every woman is going to be a timid little bunny.
User avatar #35 to #15 - ugoboom (05/15/2014) [-]
nononononono you're anon, you won't be thumbed down for attempted thumbwhoring.
also, you aren't thumbwhoring to begin with.

Bad post:
I'm a girl and I thought this was funny

Good post:
I'm a girl and this is some information relevant to a gender based topic.
#40 to #35 - John Cena (05/15/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
User avatar #33 to #6 - eezo (05/15/2014) [-]

All men have the same comfort zones

That's why I've gone into panic attacks because of bees being near my head
#57 - osanilevich (05/15/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this. Great album
#79 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna hide under here until ya'll go to sleep, then I'm gonna make my poops in your kix!
#80 - konradkurze (05/15/2014) [-]
trying to kick me out of the office?
I ******* work here you assholes
#38 - walmartysnextghost (05/15/2014) [-]
incoming guys rool gurls drool comment section
User avatar #32 - eatherbreather (05/15/2014) [-]
Needs a brazzer's logo or something.
User avatar #54 to #32 - penileburglar (05/15/2014) [-]
Someone already did that hours ago, mate, check top comments.

User avatar #84 to #54 - eatherbreather (05/15/2014) [-]
Right you are - I usually forget to check top comments. A thumb for you.
#18 - allcloppersmustpie (05/14/2014) [-]
ok, now this is clearly ********
nobody in real life jumps up onto stuff just to avoid mice/rats
thats just stereotypical stuff made up for cartoons in like, the 1900s
#45 to #18 - John Cena (05/15/2014) [-]
I work at a factory and one of our machine operators jumped in the air when a mouse scurried past him.
#58 to #18 - stepsword (05/15/2014) [-]
you clearly haven't been around many mice. Prior to last summer, I would have agreed with you, and then a mouse got into my dorm room. I stayed up for 48 hours catching the little ****** , not because of determination, but because I couldn't sleep or touch the floor with the thought that the thing might touch me. I rolled around in my chair to avoid the floor, kept track of the mouse's position at all times, and could feel the involuntary adrenaline going whenever the thing moved. It is NOT fun to have a mouse in the room - they're cute when they can't run around, but they're just so small, fast, and uncontrollable that it can really freak you the **** out.

pic related, its the mouse after i caught it - I immediately regretted taking this picture, because the mouse proceeded to jump out of the bag and go hid for another 12 hours. The next time I caught it, I stapled the bag shut, put it in another bag, and put it three blocks away.
#22 to #18 - bbdabrick (05/15/2014) [-]
dude I've seen like 17 people do that at a family reunion
#19 to #18 - John Cena (05/14/2014) [-]
u sure make some ****** dumb comments.
#31 to #19 - John Cena (05/15/2014) [-]
He's a troll. What the hell do you expect? Smart comments?
#23 to #18 - John Cena (05/15/2014) [-]
yeah. except cartoons probably got that idea from people actually doing it.
User avatar #83 - Whaaaaaaaaa (05/15/2014) [-]
had that happen once. All the females were on chairs or desks while some guys were on the floor looking for the thing.

I casually strolled by and said " You do know that rats can climb and are excellent jumpers." The high pitch shrieking could be heard by dogs 10 miles away
#76 - cannibalvegan (05/15/2014) [-]
I don't understand the fear of rats, it doesn't make much sense. Dogs are more dangerous and I have met maybe one or two people who are this afraid of dogs. Not saying that dogs are necessarily more dangerous, but the percentage of dogs attacking humans are far greater than rats attacking humans, rats are always scared of us.
#77 to #76 - cannibalvegan (05/15/2014) [-]
Broken gif is broken.
Broken gif is broken.

User avatar #78 to #76 - mutzaki (05/15/2014) [-]
Because rats nearly killed off all of Europe at one point in history.
User avatar #81 to #78 - cannibalvegan (05/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it's not like the plague will happen again and besides, it wasn't the rats, it was sailors who were infected first and the rats carried it into England.
#75 - gciochina (05/15/2014) [-]
**gciochina rolls 20**
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