Rat Poison. . I had some laying around so i gave it to him tis,, ... His RAT poison Haha! You touched him last, you gotta hide the body ,. reminds me of this comic from amazingsuperpowers
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#4 - acidreign (10/01/2013) [-]
FUN FACT: Most rat poison's will not kill humans, because the way rat poison works is by making a rat's stomach explode, due to rat's being unable to throw up. The human body would react by throwing it up, then feeling like there's a beyblade battle going on in your stomach for a while.

of course if you ate a **** ton, you would run a chance of dying, not necessarily because of the poison, but just because it would **** up your **** beyond repair before you puked
User avatar #15 to #4 - thebesttrumpeteer (10/01/2013) [-]
strychnine would kill you. or make your sex amazing
User avatar #27 to #15 - strychnine (10/01/2013) [-]
you bet i would.
#56 to #27 - thebesttrumpeteer (10/01/2013) [-]
i bet that is the first time anyone has mentioned you ever. that's a great username
i bet that is the first time anyone has mentioned you ever. that's a great username
#18 to #4 - europe (10/01/2013) [-]
Second generation rat poison destroys the capillaries
User avatar #23 to #4 - capslockrage (10/01/2013) [-]
If you stopped yourself from puking and ate a good bit of it you could die.
User avatar #24 to #4 - kolsinder (10/01/2013) [-]
Family Guy - Rat Barf Explain this!
#5 to #4 - acidreign (10/01/2013) [-]
due to the rat*
User avatar #34 to #4 - Beleen (10/01/2013) [-]
Rat poison is basically warfarin, a drug given to humans with blood coagulation abnormalities. The dose given to rats will not affect humans, maybe causing some bleeding from the stomach.
#44 to #4 - seizure (10/01/2013) [-]
damn that pic is some hd ****
User avatar #8 to #4 - commontroll (10/01/2013) [-]
Actually, it thins your blood so much that you bleed through your skin. It's a blood thinning poison.
User avatar #9 to #8 - acidreign (10/01/2013) [-]
The blood thinning is very insignificant in humans though. You may get a nosebleed, have blood in your stool, or at higher doses, have some internal bleeding, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't bleed through your skin.
User avatar #11 to #9 - gobnick (10/01/2013) [-]
actually it's in about a high enough dosage to amount to probably 4 pills worth of prescription strength blood thinners for heart medication, and even people that use it can overdose at 3 easily
#13 to #4 - steavo (10/01/2013) [-]
Beyblades are ******* awesome
#14 to #13 - acidreign (10/01/2013) [-]
You bet your god damn ass they are.
You bet your god damn ass they are.
User avatar #22 to #13 - entarasu ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
BeyBlade Was F**kin' Dumb i dont say that bayblade sucks but this is funny
#42 to #13 - vynillabear (10/01/2013) [-]
from that cool fact, the one thing that stuck to you the most was that beyblades are awesome and for that I love you.
#2 - trivdiego (10/01/2013) [-]
reminds me of this comic from amazingsuperpowers
#3 - stallwallwriter (10/01/2013) [-]
Fun fact, the German word for poison is "Gift"   
Also, this exchange reminded me of Llamas with hats.
Fun fact, the German word for poison is "Gift"
Also, this exchange reminded me of Llamas with hats.
User avatar #6 to #3 - obesefury (10/01/2013) [-]
Gift is also the word for poison in Danish. But it's also the word for married. So you can be gift(married) while your wife is trying to make you eat gift(poison).
#19 to #6 - zeroqp (10/01/2013) [-]
**zeroqp rolled a random image posted in comment #6045497 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** same thing in Swedish: poison and marriage...
User avatar #20 to #19 - gamergay (10/01/2013) [-]
The same in Norway
#35 to #20 - niggerinagangbang **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
I love Scandinavia!
I love Scandinavia!
User avatar #41 to #20 - kaitora (10/01/2013) [-]
And Sweden
#16 - bigmanfifty ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
But Bob is Canadian

Pretty sure you can't kill them with rat poison, you need to poison their maple syrup holes
#7 - forsythe (10/01/2013) [-]
that ******* ending had me dead
User avatar #43 to #7 - TheGodamnBatman (10/01/2013) [-]
rip in peace
#55 - josieabby (10/01/2013) [-]
That couch.
#51 - savyx (10/01/2013) [-]
**savyx rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Donut fries. **
#29 - bonerjam ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
that bob sure looks pretty cute
that bob sure looks pretty cute
#10 - infernobird (10/01/2013) [-]
Fun fact: the comments contain fun facts.
#17 - obliviousretard (10/01/2013) [-]
people dont die from rat poison, its not possible.
#26 to #17 - paradoxander (10/01/2013) [-]
Prove it. Post pics,
User avatar #40 to #17 - emptysuperman (10/01/2013) [-]
He's mostly right. I think some, if not most, rat poisons will not kill people, it will just make you really sick. But if you're elderly, even the ones that just make you sick could kill you. So he was wrong to say "impossible."
#37 to #17 - secretdestroyers (10/01/2013) [-]
Kinda. Humans can just throw it up and get rid of the stuff after first ingesting it. Rats have no gag reflex, which is why they're so susceptible to poison.
Kinda. Humans can just throw it up and get rid of the stuff after first ingesting it. Rats have no gag reflex, which is why they're so susceptible to poison.
#38 to #17 - fresighto ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
It's arsenic, of course you can
#21 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
so much autism
so much autism
#54 to #21 - bruinslover (10/01/2013) [-]
go be stupid somewhere else.
#32 to #21 - octaviano (10/01/2013) [-]
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#39 to #21 - alexandervascus (10/01/2013) [-]
Here's a list of things that TheOldOakTree likes to suck.
#31 to #21 - Loppytaffy (10/01/2013) [-]
There's no rational way to reply to that because clearly you're either retarded or trolling.   
So instead I'm going to post one of my favourite gifs, to cheer people up.
There's no rational way to reply to that because clearly you're either retarded or trolling.
So instead I'm going to post one of my favourite gifs, to cheer people up.
#25 to #21 - djlonthree (10/01/2013) [-]
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#57 to #25 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
so much reds i did it momma
User avatar #53 - xcandygamergurlx (10/01/2013) [-]
id **** him first lol x
User avatar #52 - unbelievable (10/01/2013) [-]
Some day I will sell DNA.
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User avatar #45 - mikoli (10/01/2013) [-]
he just needs some revive-a-rat.
#12 - fuckoatmeal (10/01/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Like my PC. ** who has rat poison lying around anymore?
#47 to #12 - spanishninja ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
i still use it...
for science...
User avatar #1 - thisisleer (10/01/2013) [-]
Repost, but good comic is still good.
 
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