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#7 - semo (05/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by semo
#2 - shadowrated (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm a female
#25 to #2 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
"I was oppresed"
#14 - zanoman (05/03/2014) [-]
guy #1: Hey bro wanna hear a cool fact?
guy #2: Sure. Tell me.
guy #1: LONG-EARED JEROBA

now seriously that one and #1 werent facts...
#80 to #14 - rebeller (05/04/2014) [-]
"This animal is a long-eared Jeroba" would have fit better, but it's still a fact as you wouldn't have known that animal is named that, nor how it looks unless you're a zoologist or something.
#122 to #14 - Blazingtorta (05/04/2014) [-]
Good point. Gave me a chuckle.
Good point. Gave me a chuckle.
#88 - guardianranger (05/04/2014) [-]
3 meals? 			****		 does ramen noodle soup count as a meal?
3 meals? **** does ramen noodle soup count as a meal?
#58 - eriko (05/03/2014) [-]
SCREW THIS FACT

I wasted way to long at a stop light one time when I realized it wasn't going to change until I pushed the button

I always push the button now
User avatar #62 to #58 - gandaalf (05/03/2014) [-]
in many cities
#77 to #58 - skorchy (05/04/2014) [-]
The button might have a small effect,but usually none at all.
If never pressed, the stoplight will follow its regular pre-programmed path (or react to cars that are waiting in traffic if the stoplight has metal pressure plates beneath the road). However when pressed it will do one of two things:
1) Display the "walk now" symbol, to tell a pedestrian that they may walk. It doesn't affect the lights at all, it just gives a clear signal that you can walk and also has some legal implications in the event of an accident. You can still cross a street without pressing the button if you understand a light.
2) Delay of the lane light for cars turning left to allow for a crossing.

I don't feel like typing all the info out because it's not super important but that's the gist of it.

Source: Civil engineering student, spoke with a director of transportation once for designs on a new street block, topic was brought up.
#19 - bakinboy (05/03/2014) [-]
the one about the stars being dead is actually not true   
the furthest visible star to the naked eye is only 4000 lightyears away   
and since most stars live for billions of years, all the ones youre looking at are still actually there
the one about the stars being dead is actually not true
the furthest visible star to the naked eye is only 4000 lightyears away
and since most stars live for billions of years, all the ones youre looking at are still actually there
User avatar #43 to #19 - Gandalfthewhite (05/03/2014) [-]
They do believe however that one of the 3 stars in Orion's belt may not be there anymore cause it shows signs of being a next to dead star
User avatar #54 to #43 - kingrayne ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Betelgeuse.
User avatar #95 to #54 - jerebear (05/04/2014) [-]
Beetlejuice* Beetlejuice BEETLEJUICE MOTHER UCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4 - swolecamel (05/03/2014) [-]
Random camel facts

1) Camels are better than horses
2) Camels are sick
3) Camel's eyes can deflect sand and ****
4) Camels can stomach a cactus cos those cunts are HARD
5) Horses don't like camels because camels are better than ******* poncy horses
6) You're a cunt if you're a horse
7) At a camel gym, the powerlifting bars are made of diamonds, because ****** weak metal poles can't handle the wank tonne of weight a camel's ******** biceps can lift
8) CAMELS ARE BETTER THAN YOU, YOU PIECE OF ****
9) YOU'LL NEVER BE A CAMEL
10) YOU'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING
11) **** YOUR **** YOU FANNY SNIFFING, MOIST CUNTBASKET

12) 1V1 ME YOU CUNT I'LL HIT YOU SO HARD YOU'LL HIT THE ******** MOON YOU WANKSTAIN, **** YOU
#96 to #4 - jerebear (05/04/2014) [-]
KEEP GOING YOU MAJESTIC BEAST
KEEP GOING YOU MAJESTIC BEAST
#119 to #4 - bigblackcamel (05/04/2014) [-]
All hail to our mighty overlord, the legendary swole camel
User avatar #126 to #4 - DeCoste (05/04/2014) [-]
these are hilarious
#81 to #4 - macacobr (05/04/2014) [-]
I see...
I see...
User avatar #13 to #4 - ninegagleader (05/03/2014) [-]
SHUT THE **** UP YOU ******* ****** 1V1 ME IRL BRO I WILL ******* WRECK YOU I WILL ******* **** YOU UP YOU LITTLE ****
#79 to #4 - endospore ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
You're forgetting that camels are the best mathematicians in the universe.
#84 to #4 - lolpwn (05/04/2014) [-]
I have a whole folder of camels drinking water from bottles .
User avatar #94 to #84 - ninjawildcat (05/04/2014) [-]
dump it
User avatar #129 to #113 - swolecamel (05/04/2014) [-]
You are a a hero
User avatar #97 to #94 - pseudobro (05/04/2014) [-]
I bet he did, just then. Folder full of one image.
User avatar #121 to #97 - lolpwn (05/04/2014) [-]
look again
User avatar #127 to #121 - pseudobro (05/04/2014) [-]
geg
#27 to #4 - thefates ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
#6 Wasn't a camel fact.
User avatar #28 to #27 - swolecamel (05/03/2014) [-]
How about you lick my furry camel testicles you horse
User avatar #5 to #4 - jambobinman (05/03/2014) [-]
I wish I could be majestic, like our camel overlords
#41 - walcorn ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
If I'm simply too lazy to prepare 3 meals a day, am I still rich?
User avatar #48 to #41 - waldowarcraft (05/03/2014) [-]
It states, 'if you can afford to eat' not 'if you eat', so think it through.
User avatar #50 to #48 - walcorn ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
How can I know if I can afford it or not if I never give it a shot?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.
#6 - iamhorse (05/03/2014) [-]
True horse and camel facts    
   
1) Horses are vastly superior to camels    
2) Horses are the best   
3) Camels eyes are made of sand and 			****		    
4) Camels can stomach 10 dicks cos those cunts deep throat HARD    
5) Horses dont mind camels but camels are so jealous oh horses that they spend their lives hating on horses   
6) You're a douch if you're a camel    
7) At a camel gym, the powerlifting bars are made of diamonds, because diamonds snap easily but camels dont know this and it makes them feel better about themselves   
8) Camels are pieces of 			****		 and will call you a piece of 			****		 for no reason    
9) No one wishes to be a camel but everyone wants to be a horse   
10) You'll never be anything if you follow a camels advice   
11) Camels have no idea what caps lock is and always press it on accident and then get mad because they cant figure out how to turn it off   
   
12) 1V1'ing a camel is as easy as winning the special olympics, you win every time.
True horse and camel facts

1) Horses are vastly superior to camels
2) Horses are the best
3) Camels eyes are made of sand and ****
4) Camels can stomach 10 dicks cos those cunts deep throat HARD
5) Horses dont mind camels but camels are so jealous oh horses that they spend their lives hating on horses
6) You're a douch if you're a camel
7) At a camel gym, the powerlifting bars are made of diamonds, because diamonds snap easily but camels dont know this and it makes them feel better about themselves
8) Camels are pieces of **** and will call you a piece of **** for no reason
9) No one wishes to be a camel but everyone wants to be a horse
10) You'll never be anything if you follow a camels advice
11) Camels have no idea what caps lock is and always press it on accident and then get mad because they cant figure out how to turn it off

12) 1V1'ing a camel is as easy as winning the special olympics, you win every time.
User avatar #59 to #6 - swolecamel (05/03/2014) [-]
what can you store in your hump?

oh wait you ain't got one

bitch
User avatar #60 to #59 - swolecamel (05/03/2014) [-]
how did YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK THING YOU PIECE OF ****
User avatar #67 - theladystrangler (05/03/2014) [-]
A lot of these are questionable and not true.
You need sources.
User avatar #75 - zoologyexplain (05/04/2014) [-]
Ick.

Please work on quality rather than quantity. FJ won't hate you for being late, but can only forgive for lack of citations, questionable facts and non-facts so many times....
User avatar #16 - cacti (05/03/2014) [-]
I've eaten 3 meals a day for my whole life. What does that make me? Super uber rich?
User avatar #15 - playfaire (05/03/2014) [-]
Most of the stars we see in the nightsky are not dead. They're just very far away wich means their light used a lot of time to reach us. The stars we can see with the naked eye are just our cosmic neighbourhood, some 10-1000 lightyears away. But when we use telescopes, such as the hubble telescope, we can see stars so far away that by the time we see them, they' might be dead, and all we see is the light they sent out, billions of years ago.
#87 - iwantthedgornio (05/04/2014) [-]
>2 main causes of anger are hunger and no sleep
>2 main causes of anger are hunger and no sleep
User avatar #69 - wthree (05/03/2014) [-]
Any time you look at anything, you are looking into the past.
#73 to #69 - deadmuerto (05/03/2014) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled comment #4 ** :
That gave me cancer
#99 - thelastelephant ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
>58,226 dog tags of every American soldier killed in Vietnam

So...each American soldier killed in Vietnam had that many dog tags?
#78 to #39 - anon (05/04/2014) [-]
blackmanpoppingoutofground.jayleno
#45 to #42 - mohne (05/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 - ponythreadftw (05/03/2014) [-]
this is a fact?!
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