Raises a good point.... . Han mtt true hes out here spitting on fans and buying 1200 dollar prostitutes its like you guys have forgotten what its like to be 18
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#3 - taurusguy (11/08/2013) [-]
Well **** you Jai Brooks, Bieber isnt a "normal teen" he is a rich as **** and famous (even if the fame comes from 12 year olds its still fame, not respectable fame, but still) He better get used to having every step followed and pictured.
#17 to #3 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
I am pretty sure this whole "scandal" is a just a ploy.
The old adage applies: "All press is good press".

I do see why Bieber would want to use a prostitiute. The only other people he can **** are the rich and famous. He can't **** the Beliebers, cause that would just be sloppy. However brothels usually have back doors or private entrances. First the sighting, then the video, it all seems incredibly staged.
#21 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
The guy is a celebrity and still cant get laid without paying for it. Thats straight up pathetic
User avatar #31 to #21 - brucekillah (11/09/2013) [-]
I didnt even think of that, thumbs to you sir
User avatar #40 to #21 - Sinless (11/09/2013) [-]
I don't know. Think about it.

This was probably the exact situation he was trying to avoid by buying a hooker. Think about it, his fan base is still majorly young girls who think he's the perfect goodie goodie. If he just slept with every person who went "errr muh gerd, its the beibz," then he probably would've been ousted sooner. Most professional prostitutes, contrary to popular belief, are discreet. Hell, they're paid to be discreet. Plus, hookers are good at what they do. They're guaranteed to be good lays.

So, go ahead Beiber. Dive into that **** .
User avatar #11 - gayboard (11/09/2013) [-]
I thought it turned out that he didn't actually spit on anyone.
#50 to #11 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
That's right. /b/ made it up and photoshopped the pics.
#29 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
It's laughable how suddenly everybody on FJ is a morally perfect being.
That kid is free to do whatever the **** he wants and it's nobody else's business.
Stop trying to make it sound like his actions are affecting your life.
#24 - howaboutnsfw (11/09/2013) [-]
How the hell is that a question?

"??? shut the **** up ???"

Was he not sure if he wants us to stop talking about it and is asking our opinion
or is he unsure he's a dumbass?
User avatar #32 to #24 - brucekillah (11/09/2013) [-]
I read it in the way a high school girl would go "Umm, yeah. Shut the **** up maybe?"
#7 - mrtwitty (11/09/2013) [-]
mfw i got my first hooker when I was only 15.
User avatar #9 to #7 - blackscrubs (11/09/2013) [-]
You're sister doesn't count
User avatar #12 to #9 - onewithpokerface (11/09/2013) [-]
You are sister?

You are sister.

User avatar #8 to #7 - nervaaurelius (11/09/2013) [-]
Inb4 "k". I'd like to hear this story.
User avatar #10 to #7 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
I also want to read this.
#16 to #7 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
MFW my first hooker was 15
#18 to #16 - yrhcz (11/09/2013) [-]
**yrhcz rolled a random image posted in comment #6300045 at Safe For Work Random Board ** mfw i first was a hooker at 15
#13 to #7 - agentpurplek (11/09/2013) [-]
mrtwitty when he meets hooker
mrtwitty when he meets hooker
#38 - FightClub (11/09/2013) [-]
you guys are ******* idiots, he didn't hire a hooker. why the **** would justin bieber need to pay a woman to **** him? i'm not advocating him or anything, but i'm not so stupid to assume he'd actually have to pay one of his millions of fans that would ******* commit homicide just for the chance to sniff his ass while he takes a **** to have sex with him. the video was just some girl that taped him after a party, simple as that.

how you people believe this garbage is beyond me; i didn't expect the masses of funnyjunk to be so dense. how disappointing.
#45 to #38 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
Calm down.
#4 - mumphrey (11/08/2013) [-]
Wasnt the spit thing just bs`?
this whore stuff seems like bs too but im not one 2 judge, i was 17 first time i payed
was a classtrip to germany
#49 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
The spitting thing was made up by /b/ for Christ's sake, guys. I'm no fan of Beiber, but making crap up about him is ridiculous.
User avatar #48 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
To be completely honest, like 60 to 70 percent of the Funnyjunk community would go right for the hookers if we had as much cash has Beiber does lying around. I hardly think its fair to judge him for that...especially when there's ******** of OTHER stuff to judge his ass for.
#47 - europe (11/09/2013) [-]
Why do they have to point out that he slept with a prostitute over and over?
User avatar #46 - elynichujy (11/09/2013) [-]
The reason why they don't know what its like to be 18 and in love is because none of them have hit mid-teens yet.
User avatar #39 - slapchoppin (11/09/2013) [-]
1200 dollars for a hooker?

what in the **** ?
#41 to #39 - Sinless (11/09/2013) [-]
I don't know man, this one looks like she deserves the higher bid.
#44 to #41 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
that thing looks like a guy. i've seen pictures of that gaby del campo and man or woman, that thing's got more plastic than a barbie doll. fake as a three dollar bill. i wouldn't **** "her" if "she" were a gift.
User avatar #42 to #41 - slapchoppin (11/09/2013) [-]
thats like 500 dollars an hour at best

and biebs doesn't need an hour
User avatar #43 to #42 - Sinless (11/09/2013) [-]
I thought making it big meant not having to be frugal.

If I made millions, I would spend whatever it took to make my penis happy. After all, he's been with me since day one.

Plus, I'd probably throw in an extra couple hundred dollars tip for discretion. I mean he's still gotta try and protect his image as a teenage role model. Hookers probably expect celebrities to tip big, and skimping on the tip might make one angry.
#37 - tyroneisanigger (11/09/2013) [-]
Justin is still a teenager?

I thought he was like 20?
User avatar #36 - Mward (11/09/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, that prostitute he had was Gorgeous. If I could afford her ass you bet your own i'd be getting it too.
User avatar #30 - chickenfarting (11/09/2013) [-]
******* jai brooks being a faggot yet again
#25 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
I don't care what he does, Bieber is an ego-maniacal, self-indulgent, untalented excuse for a human being who does not deserve even a small portion of the fame that he has been allotted.

The sooner this little **** falls back into anonymity, the happier I shall be.

Makes me ashamed to be Canadian...
#27 to #25 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
That is description of most teenagers.
#23 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
I don't know anything about the hooker, but he never spit on his fans. That's just a stupid rumor that gullible people fell for.
User avatar #20 - godhatesmaggots (11/09/2013) [-]
so you're saying that if you were 18, in brazil and had 1200 dollars to blow you wouldn't buy a hooker? or is it because every thing that justin bieber does is stupid?
#22 to #20 - captainstinkypinky (11/09/2013) [-]

I actually can't argue with that
#26 to #20 - howaboutnsfw (11/09/2013) [-]
Well no I actually wouldn't. Because I respect women. And especially if I was a roll model to people. I would watch the **** I was doing all the time. A true leader does what's right even when no one is looking. People are stupid for looking to a desensitized piece of **** byproduct of a decadent society like him. Beliebers... learn to think and do something with your life. Everyone else should ignore his existence. His fame will burn out and he will be another washed up pop star that everyone has forgotten within a few years.
#28 to #26 - Rascal (11/09/2013) [-]
"A true leader" ****** he is a teenager. He will **** up just like everybody else.
#52 to #28 - howaboutnsfw (11/09/2013) [-]
Weather he wants to be or not, he is in the position of a leader, and he is not acting like it. That was not a **** up. It was not an accident that wasn't his fault. He made a conscious decision to do what he did and it was wrong and since people look up to him it will have bad repercussions.
User avatar #34 to #28 - brucekillah (11/09/2013) [-]
Truth, sadly, but still truth

They dont think it be like it is, but it do
User avatar #33 to #20 - brucekillah (11/09/2013) [-]
I would buy weed and booze, let the girls come to me

pun unintentionally intended
User avatar #35 to #20 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Would you do it? Really?
User avatar #51 to #20 - shenro (11/09/2013) [-]
i wouldnt buy a hooker if i had a million as spare change
#19 - broorb (11/09/2013) [-]
Yet it turned out he did neither of those things
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