Racist father. I know I fooled one of you . I' Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment A lime. : d up I wand battle , wrap. "tually, and mail: damn sun: I
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Racist father

Racist father. I know I fooled one of you . I' Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment A lime. : d up I wand battle , wrap. "tually, and mail: damn sun: I

I know I fooled one of you *******

I' Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
A lime. : d up I wand battle ,
wrap. "tually, and mail: damn sun: I have ,verything I new to
it what it he My mike him feel right at home.
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than. ast "Maduro" witha black men. right through the
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I won' t stand for in As I have Smitty in own two ludde while the WEN table is covered
my body, no famine black with old . and I drm' t even have a cup
this hens: until I' eke it up it aft. es to otter the . mugg Fellow.
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User avatar #6 - doyoulikewafflez (03/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#1 - purplebelle (03/09/2014) [-]
That was a real twist
User avatar #2 to #1 - perform (03/10/2014) [-]
But a good one. Like strawberry Twizzlers vs. the black licorice ones.
User avatar #5 to #2 - instakill (03/10/2014) [-]
I actually like black liquorice
User avatar #7 to #5 - perform (03/10/2014) [-]
I like liquorice like my men. Black.
#4 to #1 - slias (03/10/2014) [-]
Someone's laundry needs an apartheid.
User avatar #8 - robotekk (03/10/2014) [-]
The headline gave it away, you knew it was coming in the article
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrpotatofudge (03/10/2014) [-]
You were fooled all the way until you read the word until
User avatar #11 to #9 - robotekk (03/10/2014) [-]
but thats only like half a sentence. they coulda built up a whole paragraph or 2 of rage before the twist, but they just tell you from the start
#19 to #11 - domefige (03/10/2014) [-]
Depending on the source, they may know people sometimes just glance at headlines and don't want their reputation tarnished over a joke
#26 to #19 - anon (03/10/2014) [-]
>Glance at headline
>Get offended
>Note authors name

???
#33 to #26 - domefige (03/10/2014) [-]
Harold Toomey? I think I'm missing something here
#25 - listened (03/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #22 - nimba (03/10/2014) [-]
No black men
because
uh
my house is a mess
not racist... haha
User avatar #27 to #22 - stealingbikes (03/10/2014) [-]
We black folks are very clean and can't tolerate any amount of filth or clutter.
User avatar #31 - LocoJoe (03/10/2014) [-]
Now lets be honest. Who here can openly say they would have an issue with their child dating someone of another race? I say it's natural to want to be with your own kind. You want your grandkids and great grand kids to look like you.
User avatar #17 - thegrum (03/10/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who finds this just as racist, as if he had had a negative attitude towards other races?
#18 to #17 - blitzblitz (03/10/2014) [-]
im pretty sure he was being negative towards his house being unclean
User avatar #20 to #18 - thegrum (03/10/2014) [-]
I mean, for me, not being racist is not to give a rats ass which race another person is. The second you start treating people differently based only on their race, i believe you are being a racist.

Bring the red thumbs if you must, but thats my honerst opinion
#21 to #20 - lostlust (03/10/2014) [-]
Are you trolling or just don't know how to think past grade 6?

The father is obviously against racism by writing this article, using much of the same style of sentience of a racist but changing it towards his house being unclean.

Like you are being so retarded that I can't help to think that this is bait.
User avatar #23 to #21 - Harmoria (03/10/2014) [-]
I think he's just retarded.
#28 to #24 - blitzblitz (03/10/2014) [-]
its not impolite hes just proving you wrong
User avatar #12 - ThatFuckingGuy (03/10/2014) [-]
Gotta love The Onion
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