RPG-like job, you say?. saw this www.dorkly.com/post/64848/7-fun-ways-to-make-your-desk-job-more-like-an-rpg and thought about my own job and how much like an R
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RPG-like job, you say?

RPG-like job, you say?. saw this www.dorkly.com/post/64848/7-fun-ways-to-make-your-desk-job-more-like-an-rpg and thought about my own job and how much like an R

saw this
www.dorkly.com/post/64848/7-fun-ways-to-make-your-desk-job-more-like-an-rpg
and thought about my own job and how much like an RPG it really is.

and it's awesome.

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User avatar #9 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
My job is exactly like the latest and greatest copy of a next generation video game

I don't have one
User avatar #60 to #9 - unautorcualquiera (07/13/2014) [-]
or it doesn't exist
User avatar #62 to #60 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #1 - vilememory (07/12/2014) [-]
If life were an RPG, I would be an NPC. I'm going to go cry now.
User avatar #2 to #1 - moorgar (07/12/2014) [-]
i doubt that you would be a npc with the amount of simulators avaible
User avatar #4 to #1 - lastblackops ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Then take the initiative to become the main character in you're story
User avatar #49 to #4 - vilememory (07/13/2014) [-]
You are right! So I go out striving to make a name for myself in the world, I work to make it a better place! Sure some of my choices seem a bit dickish but whatever nobody is perfect! We all make mistakes or do things we regret, that is what it means to be human! But slowly I begin to realize something, there is another working to thwart me. At every turn they seem to be there trying to stop me, to undo what I have done. I begin to realize something, I am not the hero of this game. I am not the main character...

I am the villain, all because I wanted to be more than just an npc.
#55 to #49 - crackedpepper (07/13/2014) [-]
be a good villain then. all you can do.

copious amounts of murder. do it
User avatar #20 to #4 - angelious (07/13/2014) [-]
you are story?
#24 to #20 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
it's the word filters

your is you're and
you're is your

try it out
User avatar #26 to #24 - angelious (07/13/2014) [-]
oooo.my big tittied mommy is gonna stir digestive end product up
User avatar #25 to #24 - angelious (07/13/2014) [-]
you're pet
#21 to #1 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
Aren't NPCs a staple of RPGs, though? It's hard to have heroes without NPCs. Just because your not the MC doesn't mean you can't play a pivotal role in someone else's life, hell, even you're own.
User avatar #43 - evebishop (07/13/2014) [-]
I feel like an NPC at my job....I'm a cashier right now

>Greet guest
>offer dialogue options
>sell items
>say farewell
#45 to #43 - swagmonstah (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm about to blow you're mind.
you're job reminds you of NPCs you've come across in video games... because they were based on actual humans and professions.
Jesus Christ you people are intense bodyloveing idiots.
User avatar #46 to #45 - evebishop (07/13/2014) [-]
That seemed a bit harsh...

I tend to feel like an NPC because I have to stand in the same spot (or area) and I have a set list of things I can talk about. I know NPCs are used to fill in roles no actual player wants. I feel like I could just repeat the same thing "Did you hear about the king's fancy new sword?" and no one would notice...

at least no one's tried putting a bucket on my head
User avatar #8 - futapirate (07/13/2014) [-]
Holy **** , your still here?
User avatar #69 to #8 - RyderSechrest ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
she never left
User avatar #27 - discord (07/13/2014) [-]
I still enjoy you're comics.
#57 - armsdealer (07/13/2014) [-]
I for one, missed alchemicfreak   
Nice comic and welcome back!
I for one, missed alchemicfreak
Nice comic and welcome back!
#56 - tigery (07/13/2014) [-]
*Employee finds rare candy*
*Employee finds rare candy*
#47 - stripey ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Holy digestive end product your back
nice comic OP
User avatar #22 - senseofpurpose (07/13/2014) [-]
Really? It's as if RPG games were based on life
User avatar #15 - misticalz ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Why is this getting thumbed
just because it's handdrawn copy from yesterday?
#16 to #15 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
it's the same concept but the actual content of the content is different.
User avatar #17 to #16 - misticalz ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
ok bro thanks
User avatar #11 - goodadventures (07/13/2014) [-]
Hey I remember you, I always thought you're drawings were cute
User avatar #12 - xbyronx (07/13/2014) [-]
God dammit thank **** you are back I missed you!
User avatar #23 - tittylovin (07/13/2014) [-]
How digestive end productty is this comic. Jesus, what a waste of time.
User avatar #28 to #23 - pieliker (07/13/2014) [-]
you're new is showing.
User avatar #29 to #28 - tittylovin (07/13/2014) [-]
No, I've always hated this "artist".
Pandering humor that I've never once laughed at combined with simplistic art. Complete digestive end product.
User avatar #30 to #29 - pieliker (07/13/2014) [-]
This comic isn't meant to be humor. It's a statement. The fact you failed to notice that along with the pattern this artist has had for years on this site shows the "new" I'm talking about.
User avatar #33 to #30 - tittylovin (07/13/2014) [-]
If it's not meant to be humor, it doesn't belong here.
#36 to #33 - pieliker (07/13/2014) [-]
non-humorous stuff has been on this site since the green-era. It's been accepted and praised just like any other content. It's someone single-minded like you that doesn't belong here.
User avatar #37 to #36 - tittylovin (07/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind if it wasn't complete garbage. It's not clever, or funny, or insightful. It's a waste of precious FJ megabites
User avatar #38 to #37 - pieliker (07/13/2014) [-]
well, that's like, your opinion man. Way to be a dickbag about it.
User avatar #39 to #38 - tittylovin (07/13/2014) [-]
White knight harder.
#31 to #23 - alchemicfreak (07/13/2014) [-]
and yet you wasted the time to comment and reply to replies, wow, seems like even more of a waste of time than the time i took to make this (which wasn't very long)
and yet you wasted the time to comment and reply to replies, wow, seems like even more of a waste of time than the time i took to make this (which wasn't very long)
User avatar #35 to #31 - bitchplzzz (07/13/2014) [-]
That argument is so sh.it
#32 to #31 - tittylovin (07/13/2014) [-]
It wasn't time wasted cause it pissed you off.
Maybe it will inspire you to get better at what you do.
Unlikely, because you've been at it for years now and if anything you've gotten worse.
#41 to #32 - alchemicfreak (07/13/2014) [-]
lmao who said i was pissed off? i don't try to get better at stuff like this because it's just a way to waste time, i don't plan on going anywhere with it.

plus it's fun to see people like you get all butthurt about it
User avatar #42 to #41 - tittylovin (07/13/2014) [-]
If it's a waste of you're time as well, stop doing it.
It will save everyone a lot of trouble, not having to see you're pathetic attempts at what you think humor is.
User avatar #44 to #42 - alchemicfreak (07/13/2014) [-]
well maybe my sense of humor isn't the same as you'res. why worry about how i waste my time anyways?
User avatar #50 to #44 - tittylovin (07/13/2014) [-]
Because you insist on attention whoring here.
User avatar #48 to #44 - vilememory (07/13/2014) [-]
Ah but that would mean not doing what he wants, you see people like him feel that everyone should do what he wants. Feel what he feels, that way he doesn't have to do anything or try because everybody is already at his level or lower.
#76 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** my rpg life
User avatar #70 - Sperit (07/13/2014) [-]
Holey digestive end product i missed you
I miss allot of the OC
User avatar #66 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/13/2014) [-]
Wait, alchemicfreak is an exterminator?
User avatar #68 to #66 - alchemicfreak (07/13/2014) [-]
damn right, and it's intense bodyloveing awesome!



as long as it's not one of those stupid calls where someone saw a couple sugar ants in their place and think it's infested...
#67 to #63 - Rascal (07/13/2014) [-]
pretty much...OP is such a fagit
#61 - mion (07/13/2014) [-]
**mion rolled image** your touching crickets, what the intense bodylove is wrong with you

I am displeased
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User avatar #52 to #51 - alchemicfreak (07/13/2014) [-]
i just haven't had many good comic ideas lately lol
User avatar #53 to #52 - predatorwolf (07/13/2014) [-]
I deleted that comment because of a typo, but I'm glad your back.
User avatar #54 to #53 - predatorwolf (07/13/2014) [-]
intense bodylove, I did it again.
User avatar #59 to #54 - alchemicfreak (07/13/2014) [-]
nah it's not you, pretty sure my big tittied mommy put in a filter lol
User avatar #65 to #59 - predatorwolf (07/13/2014) [-]
Fuq, ok. I see it now. I'll have to look out for any others.
User avatar #64 to #59 - predatorwolf (07/13/2014) [-]
No, I mean you're instead of your... I never make that mistake!
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