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#5 - hargleblarg
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(10/02/2013) [-]
I fully support this.
User avatar #81 to #5 - thornberry
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You guys can't do **** and everyone knows it.
#9 to #5 - Rellikthebrit
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User avatar #52 to #5 - undeadwill
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You couldn't take us over if you tried.

Politically, the support for it is nonexistent on both sides, no one in Britain would support serving and attacking the single biggest ally they have. Nor would anyone in America recognize or respect British rule and would get flash backs to King George.

You'd have a better chance with Canada
User avatar #95 to #52 - snowshark
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Uhm... well then.

1) I believe it was a joke, good sir.
2) Another reason why not to invade the Americas is because they're a worthless mess of idiots with a broken political system that would ultimately cause massive problems to fix and it is genuinely a much better spending of manpower would be fixing the UK's own broken (though nowhere near the same degree) political system.
3) Why would anyone want the UK to rule Canada when Canada is doing better than the UK? ****, I'd rather we get invaded by Canada than the other way around.
User avatar #104 to #95 - undeadwill
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Oh I know it was a joke.

"Worthless mess of idiots" Choose your next words wisely Brit,
They may be your last.
User avatar #152 to #104 - kaisermike
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Well..the educational system is pretty much crap...and you have the Westborlo Baptist Church in hand...and GMC...plus, the people in government are the people the majority chose, and the rest is what the minority chose, aaaand the basic problem it's that none of those people the people chose want to talk to each other...so...
User avatar #178 to #152 - undeadwill
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West boro is not a big deal anymore. Stop talking about them you'll just give them more attention.

#29 to #5 - rieskimo
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Most of the time you guys can't stand our **** when you have an ocean between you and the US. Why would you want to get further involved with us politically?

U.S.'s face ever since before the Revolution.
User avatar #96 to #29 - snowshark
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Because you are like children to us. Misguided and being led astray by idiots and evil men in the backs of vans offering you candy. We look upon you and weep for your turmoil and misery, you who were once a gleaming jewel in the human crown, now nought but a skid-mark on the undergarments of history.

Also, tootsie rolls. We don't get them over here and frankly tootsie rolls are the ****.
#136 to #96 - arstya
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Good luck making us listen when we don't listen to eachother.
Good luck making us listen when we don't listen to eachother.
User avatar #141 to #136 - snowshark
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If you don't behave then we'll take all of the actors from Game of Thrones back and you won't have a 4th season until you start behaving properly.

Also, we'll take Benedict Cumberbatch too.
#142 to #141 - arstya
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I'm not a fan of GoT.
User avatar #144 to #142 - snowshark
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Dr Who? Sherlock? The Hobbi-

Oh, never mind. We'll just take back GTA, since it's made by Rockstar North in Scotland.
#145 to #144 - arstya
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(10/03/2013) [-]
I don't like GTA, and I'll just download Dr. Who.
I don't like GTA, and I'll just download Dr. Who.
User avatar #151 to #145 - snowshark
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Oh.

To be honest, the only real punishment I can think of for you is forcing you to live under a government corrupt to the core in a country of inbreds and stupid people.

... but where would I find one of those?
#154 to #151 - arstya
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#155 to #154 - snowshark
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No, but I'm jolly close I'll have you know.
#157 to #155 - arstya
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User avatar #177 to #96 - rieskimo
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Look, the US certainly has a strong foothold in the "bag of dicks" area of history, I understand that. However I think you're undermining a pretty proud history, we have lots of history even in our short years as a country.

I wouldn't call us a crowning achievement to humanity but to belittle the US as a "skidmark" in history is going far.
User avatar #180 to #177 - snowshark
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A lot of people on the internet are idiots who don't know better. I make jokes because I do know better. There really is no need for lectures on the subject as I know, perhaps better than most Americans even, of the strengths and weaknesses of both your any my nations.

I sell you short because it is funny, not because it is accurate.
User avatar #181 to #180 - rieskimo
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I know jokes, and I understand your intent was humor and not bashing. I'm simply letting you know that you're getting a little harsh.
User avatar #182 to #181 - snowshark
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In Europe we tend to be harsher in our black humour than you find with America. Hence we have a higher tolerance to what is/isn't harsh. It's an audience thing.
User avatar #183 to #182 - rieskimo
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Maybe, but I enjoy a lot of European humor(I like film and there's a lot of European film that eventually makes its way here) and I still found it a bit harsh. Like you said though, different strokes different blokes.
User avatar #184 to #183 - snowshark
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That's the long and the short of it, aye.
#2 - renegadejack
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come get some!
come get some!
#12 to #2 - anon id: 2d96fb6d
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Holy **** I am LITERALLY GASPING FOR AIR
User avatar #32 to #12 - iamchicken
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Call a doctor.
#36 to #2 - berojin
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#58 to #2 - anon id: e8d0ef9a
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Source on this GIF, please?
#99 to #2 - SirFail
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User avatar #6 to #2 - andnowducks
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Good thing you only ran one over, and missed the other two.
#11 to #2 - biscuitsunited
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User avatar #4 - commontroll
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There's a reason we have the 2nd amendment.

In case our government is absolutely, pants-on-head retarded.
User avatar #30 to #4 - rieskimo
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Which is most of the time it seems.
#33 to #4 - thatonenerd
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Are you implying we should put underwear on our heads, stick pencils up our nose and only say "Wibble Wobble"? blackadder.jpg
#64 to #33 - barhah
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Still better than what Congress has done.
#82 to #64 - thornberry
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User avatar #35 to #4 - metalmind
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And there's a reason that the government has tanks, fighter jets and nukes.
User avatar #122 to #35 - commontroll
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I'm saying to thwart enemy nations attacking even when our government decides to do this kind of stuff.
#19 to #4 - stanleys
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#18 - absolutiondreams
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Let's do it
#26 to #18 - pureevil
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User avatar #28 to #26 - icametocomment
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DAMMIT I WAS GONNA POST THAT

But no hate tho
#179 to #28 - pureevil
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I beat you too it. :<   
   
 have some dawws on me
I beat you too it. :<

have some dawws on me
#188 to #179 - icametocomment
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Dawwwww
#25 - endorphinsrage
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2nd Amendment.
2nd Amendment.
#69 to #25 - thegamerslife
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(10/02/2013) [-]
**** yeah!!
#72 - swedishassassin
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Bring it. We kicked your asses with volunteer civilians before, we'll do it again.
#84 to #72 - anon id: 2201adc4
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i genuinely cringe at comments like this, with fat neckberds like yourself pretending youd be in any form of fight lel.
and for the record, the us isnt exactly impenetrable is it? some rag heads managed to destroy your little towers
9/11 storys bro.
#102 to #84 - swedishassassin
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A) England got bombed too, ********.
B) Neckbeard? Well, I can make assumptions too and bet you wear a fedora.
#13 - theshadowed
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(10/02/2013) [-]
England, what ho
#130 to #13 - anon id: 0eafe8d9
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Step in time! / Mary Poppins
#70 - neoexdeath
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You have reached the United States Government Hotline, our offices are temporarily closed. If this is an emergency, please call our emergency contact, Canada.
#3 - bipolarprobe
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Her FW
Her FW
#1 - powneriffic
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(10/02/2013) [-]
it is time to reclaim the lemons