Quick movie plots. . LORD OF THE RINGS Gandalf instead of walking the ring to Mount Doom why not use the giant eagles you know and fly? Freda that is a much bet
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LORD OF THE RINGS
Gandalf instead of walking the ring to Mount Doom
why not use the giant eagles you know and fly?
Freda that is a much better idea I' m glad you though of that!
RADIATOR
lil have two men take him to the woods
and take care of it sire.
TWO MEN?! He' s '? Roman general
you idiot, send twenty and make sure
it gets clone
Please allow me to fight the PM ans
with you.
You can' t fight in the main group but stand
back and throw spears all day little buddy!
STAR WARS: EPISODE ll
I will make sure he is dead by cutting his head "
PULP
Mr, gotta have an opinion...
Hold on I gotta put the sat on my
gun Jules is hitting some bumps...
THE HANOVER
may ems asas will HERE!!!
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User avatar #19 - zomaru ONLINE (12/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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Oh My ******* God.
Every comment doesn't need to say the exact same thing.
We get it, The eagles weren't an option.
Now stop saying the exact same thing.
User avatar #5 - zacisghandi (12/09/2013) [+] (30 replies)
still find it annoying that people use the "why didn't they just fly the eagles to mordor" thing, seriously it's been debunked hundreds of times, and even still just accept its part of the story!
#7 - Keithazoid (12/10/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Regarding the Eagle theory. The Nazgul Fell beast would have caught them in a matter of hours if they even got close
User avatar #1 - DoctorDinosaur (12/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
The eagles wouldn't have worked.
#15 - therealtotodile (12/10/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Okay the LoTR one. In the books the eagles say they dont want to carry something so evil, and besides the nazgul would have ****** their **** .
The 300 one, they are a cohesive unit. Spartans war tactics were like turning gears and cogs. The mutant (I dont remember his name) would have just been a rusty stuck cog.
And in star wars, he probably didn't have the heart to kill anakin himself. He thought he was done for anyways.
#62 - kiwimidget (12/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
300 was a movie based on an actual historical event, the writers can't just go back and change history because it would've been smarter
300 was a movie based on an actual historical event, the writers can't just go back and change history because it would've been smarter
User avatar #65 to #62 - gottdammit (12/10/2013) [-]
They added ******* mutants and monsters into the Persian army. I think historical accuracy was the last thing they cared about.
#28 - italianchef (12/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
to be fair in the Battle of Thermopylae the 300 were pretty screwed anyways
to be fair in the Battle of Thermopylae the 300 were pretty screwed anyways
#75 - Womens Study Major (12/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
300 is based off of a real story. Not too easy to change reality.
#80 to #75 - slysixtyfourwii (12/10/2013) [-]
The movie seems pretty unrealistic to me with all the deformed hugantic monsters and all
#118 - jordanish (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ok:
Everyone and their mother is explaining why LotR wouldn't work so I won't
I got nothing on Gladiator (I haven't seen it)
In 300 the whole reason they didn't let him in the platoon was because he couldn't hold his shield in a way that would protect himself and those next to him (the whole point in their formation) and he would have endangered himself and those around him if he had been allowed to help
Vega (Travolta's character) is supposed to be a moron with no gun safety. The whole basis of his character is that he's a dumb rookie who keeps making **** hard for Jules (Jackson's character) by doing dumb **** without properly thinking of what the dangers or consequences are
And in the Hangover: They were hungover you dumb **** . They'd gotten trashed and taken roofies, had a panic attack over the tiger in their room and the fact that their best friend was missing. They weren't thinking clearly and were freaked out by everything so their reaction is totally understandable
#119 - eddymolly (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Lord of the Rings one.    
   
Yeah, because it's a great idea to fly eagles over tens of thousands of orcs with bows, siege engines, catapults, ballistas etc. Also, flying past a massive horde of fell beasts, magic Nazgul and in direct sight of Sauron, whilst also flying through a cloud of volcanic ash and pyroclastic clouds (which have temps in the 1000's of degrees) to try and either land in front of the volcano at which point they would get slaughtered, or fly above it and drop it in, where they would just get burnt to death.
The Lord of the Rings one.

Yeah, because it's a great idea to fly eagles over tens of thousands of orcs with bows, siege engines, catapults, ballistas etc. Also, flying past a massive horde of fell beasts, magic Nazgul and in direct sight of Sauron, whilst also flying through a cloud of volcanic ash and pyroclastic clouds (which have temps in the 1000's of degrees) to try and either land in front of the volcano at which point they would get slaughtered, or fly above it and drop it in, where they would just get burnt to death.
User avatar #14 - shadowstepone (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he couldn't send the eagles over at any time. They are direct servants of god, and god only sends them down for extreme emergencies.

also, spears are expensive. there's a reason each soldier only had one.
#122 - weirdoo (12/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #36 - nthmetal (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why would Obi-Wan kill Anikin?
That would mean we'd only have the prequels to watch.
That's a bad thing.
If Anakin lives we will get Episodes IV, V, & VI.
#206 - IceViper (12/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
you could not have gotten on the eagles with the ring in the first place because they are AFRAID OF THE RING.

so even you guys who are saying "just get on the eagle and get off like a mile before sauron", it wouldnt work.
#152 - thewitchking (12/10/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Eagles in Mordor? I wouldn't let them pass anyway.
Eagles in Mordor? I wouldn't let them pass anyway.
#127 - ultracombo (12/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Okay, why don't you really think for five seconds about the eagle 						********					. Even if the eagles WOULD have flown everyone to Mordor(which they absolutely would not), let's go over this.   
Where would they be flying?   
Mordor   
What watches over Mordor?   
The Eye of Sauron   
What is extremely noticeable?   
GIANT 						*******					 EAGLES   
All it would take would be Sauron seeing them, being like, "Yo, shoot them down for me please?" and every goddamn archer in Mordor would shoot them the hell down. And even if ALL of those archers missed EVERY time, have we forgotten about the Winged Nazgul??? Jesus Christ, think, people!
Okay, why don't you really think for five seconds about the eagle ******** . Even if the eagles WOULD have flown everyone to Mordor(which they absolutely would not), let's go over this.
Where would they be flying?
Mordor
What watches over Mordor?
The Eye of Sauron
What is extremely noticeable?
GIANT ******* EAGLES
All it would take would be Sauron seeing them, being like, "Yo, shoot them down for me please?" and every goddamn archer in Mordor would shoot them the hell down. And even if ALL of those archers missed EVERY time, have we forgotten about the Winged Nazgul??? Jesus Christ, think, people!
#18 - Lepain (12/10/2013) [-]
I know the eagle thing wouldn't work cause the nazgul, but couldn't they have just flown like 90% of the way there then walked?
#147 - agonix (12/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just fyi, nazguls didn't have fellbeasts at the time Frodo got the ring.
#186 - Womens Study Major (12/10/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Annoying anon reporting in. I've posted a comment (#124) explaining why I think the eagles would have been a better option. Only one guy has tried (and failed) to debunk it, the rest of you are too busy shouting 'LOL THE EAGLES WOULDNTVE WORKED'.

tl;dr: I know more about Lotr than anyone here and you are peasants for refusing to think about this thoroughly.
#209 to #186 - mrcockman (12/10/2013) [-]
give me that reaction picture and **** off!
#55 - jaked (12/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Asking why they couldn't use the eagles is like asking why we couldn't have won WWII by flying a helicopter into Berlin and killing Hitler.
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