Pvt. Private. Sorry if the text is unreadable and for the white space.. So my mom went shopping for Christmas ornaments today at the local Savers " a thrift sto hohoho Merry Christmas  stocking stuffer
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Pvt. Private. Sorry if the text is unreadable and for the white space.. So my mom went shopping for Christmas ornaments today at the local Savers " a thrift sto

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So my mom went shopping for Christmas ornaments today at the local
Savers " a thrift store) and accidently bought a Vibrator.
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Submitted: 12/07/2013
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#2 - damianblu (12/07/2013) [+] (22 replies)
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Update: She's still using it as a decoration anyways.
#6 - badboyscout (12/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #7 - mcderper (12/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"accidentally"
#23 - kitchengypsy (12/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think we're all missing the big picture here....she bought it at a Thrift Store....that was probably in someone's butt at some point...
I think we're all missing the big picture here....she bought it at a Thrift Store....that was probably in someone's butt at some point...
#13 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (12/07/2013) [-]
I like my job...
#38 - UnforgivingOne (12/07/2013) [-]
Gettin some pussay tonight.
#1 - swizzll (12/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
no but seriously, that's pretty funny
#19 - zdoidi (12/07/2013) [-]
"accidentally"
#33 - faithrider ONLINE (12/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"accidentally"amicoolnow?
#41 - plumotje (12/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wtf
why is he called pvt. private
and why not pvt. parts
it's painful to see such a good opportunity go to waste
#46 - DasSpiel (12/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
PUT IT IN YOUR ASS.
PUT IT IN YOUR ASS.
User avatar #14 - swimmingprodigy (12/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"accidentally"

we all know where that ornament is going once the season is over, and it's NOT in the Xmas decorations box
#31 - lumpymandude (12/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Major Major Major Major
User avatar #69 - Churd (12/08/2013) [-]
sniff it, and tell us if she has used it.
User avatar #36 - dandamanzx ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
God save the queen.
User avatar #35 - ajperry (12/07/2013) [-]
Did she buy it for 99 cents?
User avatar #32 - revengeforfreeze (12/07/2013) [-]
Hey macklemore, can we go thrift shopping dfor dildos?
User avatar #24 - winsauceiswin (12/07/2013) [-]
"accidentally"
#11 - Common Pepe (12/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
just lay back and think of england
User avatar #9 - heartlessrobot (12/07/2013) [-]
You should totally use it.
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