Pvt. Private. Sorry if the text is unreadable and for the white space.. So my mom went shopping for Christmas ornaments today at the local Savers " a thrift sto hohoho Merry Christmas  stocking stuffer
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Pvt. Private. Sorry if the text is unreadable and for the white space.. So my mom went shopping for Christmas ornaments today at the local Savers " a thrift sto

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So my mom went shopping for Christmas ornaments today at the local
Savers " a thrift store) and accidently bought a Vibrator.
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Submitted: 12/07/2013
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#2 - damianblu (12/07/2013) [+] (22 replies)
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Update: She's still using it as a decoration anyways.
User avatar #7 - mcderper (12/07/2013) [-]
"accidentally"
User avatar #8 to #7 - damianblu (12/07/2013) [-]
No really. I was with her while she was getting them and she basically scooped the half of the ornament shelf into her shopping cart. It was in there with them.
User avatar #55 to #7 - satanisrealgod (12/08/2013) [-]
happened to me 5 times.
User avatar #29 to #7 - saboteurvenom (12/07/2013) [-]
"bought"
User avatar #54 to #29 - unncommon (12/08/2013) [-]
"and"
#6 - badboyscout (12/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #6 - grimagination (12/07/2013) [-]
accident intensifies
#23 - kitchengypsy (12/07/2013) [-]
I think we're all missing the big picture here....she bought it at a Thrift Store....that was probably in someone's butt at some point...
I think we're all missing the big picture here....she bought it at a Thrift Store....that was probably in someone's butt at some point...
#44 to #23 - anon (12/08/2013) [-]
But **** , it was only 99 pence.
#11 - anon (12/07/2013) [-]
just lay back and think of england
User avatar #26 to #11 - stipulateprism (12/07/2013) [-]
Glorious.
#13 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (12/07/2013) [-]
I like my job...
#38 - UnforgivingOne (12/07/2013) [-]
Gettin some pussay tonight.
#1 - swizzll (12/07/2013) [-]
no but seriously, that's pretty funny
User avatar #3 to #1 - damianblu (12/07/2013) [-]
I laughed my ass off for a solid 45 seconds.
#33 - faithrider (12/07/2013) [-]
"accidentally"amicoolnow?
#53 to #33 - vgmddg ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
No.
#46 - DasSpiel (12/08/2013) [-]
PUT IT IN YOUR ASS.
PUT IT IN YOUR ASS.
User avatar #61 to #46 - xuvious (12/08/2013) [-]
sauce on that gif? i know it i just cant place it
User avatar #62 to #61 - vatra (12/08/2013) [-]
Cowboy Bebop
User avatar #65 to #62 - xuvious (12/08/2013) [-]
thanks i knew i recognized it
User avatar #66 to #65 - vatra (12/08/2013) [-]
Gotta love Ed, she's nuts, but a good kind of nuts.
#64 to #61 - anon (12/08/2013) [-]
the most boring and stupid anime of all time

aka Cowboy Bebop
#19 - zdoidi (12/07/2013) [-]
"accidentally"
#41 - plumotje (12/08/2013) [-]
wtf
why is he called pvt. private
and why not pvt. parts
it's painful to see such a good opportunity go to waste
User avatar #51 to #41 - loneranger (12/08/2013) [-]
Because if I don't turn on my coffee maker my coffee will get cold.
#31 - lumpymandude (12/07/2013) [-]
Major Major Major Major
#42 to #31 - stallioncock (12/08/2013) [-]
Don't see what that has to do with the content, but I'm thumbing you up for that anyway.
User avatar #48 to #42 - lumpymandude (12/08/2013) [-]
The title of the content is private private
User avatar #63 to #48 - vatra (12/08/2013) [-]
Not only that but the the packaging of the vibrator says that too.
User avatar #14 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
"accidentally"

we all know where that ornament is going once the season is over, and it's NOT in the Xmas decorations box
User avatar #21 to #14 - kraagmar (12/07/2013) [-]
Oh, it's gonna go in a box. Euphemism for vagina.
User avatar #28 to #21 - sanguinesolitude (12/07/2013) [-]
laughed, then saw spoiler... a joke that gets explained has ceased to be funny
User avatar #69 - Churd (12/08/2013) [-]
sniff it, and tell us if she has used it.
User avatar #36 - dandamanzx (12/07/2013) [-]
God save the queen.
User avatar #32 - revengeforfreeze (12/07/2013) [-]
Hey macklemore, can we go thrift shopping dfor dildos?
User avatar #24 - winsauceiswin (12/07/2013) [-]
"accidentally"
User avatar #71 - Metallicock (12/08/2013) [-]
Savers if ******* dope. I love that store
#68 - clarkeeaus (12/08/2013) [-]
'Accidently'
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