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#11 - snakefire
Reply +108
(10/27/2013) [-]
I would probably die trying.   
I'm not very athletic but I have a soft spot for animals.   
   
I would go in and I would not come out.
I would probably die trying.
I'm not very athletic but I have a soft spot for animals.

I would go in and I would not come out.
#127 to #11 - davidavidson
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I always thought you would look like a fedora wearing feminist excuse for a male.   
   
No disrespect or anything, but it just explains a lot of the beta you bring with you to this site daily.
I always thought you would look like a fedora wearing feminist excuse for a male.

No disrespect or anything, but it just explains a lot of the beta you bring with you to this site daily.
#117 to #11 - anon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
mt v does that... it creps me the **** out.
#118 to #117 - anon
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
my* tv*
#13 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
Are you serious? are you that weak? Bro you should really start working out and eating some more protein, whats your diet man?
#21 to #13 - humorouswaste
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(10/27/2013) [-]
swimming is pretty rough   
i used to be able to run 5k and bike 20k but could only swim 50m tops before wheezing   
i cant do any of that anymore becuz of university
swimming is pretty rough
i used to be able to run 5k and bike 20k but could only swim 50m tops before wheezing
i cant do any of that anymore becuz of university
#46 to #21 - molestingbabys
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(10/27/2013) [-]
>can run 5k
>swim 50m tops

out of my observations, this person is black.
#160 to #46 - kripparrian
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(03/11/2014) [-]
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#48 to #46 - humorouswaste
Reply +9
(10/27/2013) [-]
close   
im asian   
   
 but my penis you see... is asian
close
im asian

but my penis you see... is asian
#49 to #48 - molestingbabys
Reply +3
(10/27/2013) [-]
you bwing diswespect to your famury
#50 to #49 - humorouswaste
Reply +6
(10/27/2013) [-]
i must fighto agairnst my genetics!
#25 to #21 - riverofchex
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Isn't it interesting how different people are? I've been swimming all my life, passed the swim part of the test for SAR easily (500 yd crawl swim within 12 min, 25 yd underwater swim X 4), but I can't do pull-ups or run for **** (best time on the 1.5 mile was 12 min, 48 sec).
#26 to #25 - humorouswaste
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(10/27/2013) [-]
u comparing urself to usain bolt? 1.5 mi run in 13 minutes is pretty dam solid
#27 to #26 - riverofchex
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I said that was my BEST time- EVER. That was the run I HAD to pass to graduate from boot camp- pretty much collapsed afterwards lol. I had failed the first two tries (you run 3 PT tests in Navy boot), so I made myself beat the RDC who was running the 18-year-old male max time as a reference (something like 13 min even, idr). MY max allowed time was 14:45 (19-21 year-old female time limit)
#28 to #27 - humorouswaste
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(10/27/2013) [-]
how is boot camp? im thinking about joining the forces if i fail university
#29 to #28 - riverofchex
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Well, unless you're in a spec ops division or godawful shape, Navy bootcamp was kind of a joke. It's on Lake Michigan, so pretty much everything training-wise takes place indoors. The hardest thing for me was staying awake while sitting in a silent room with a headset on staring at a computer screen (a lot of the training is virtual). I can't tell you much about the Army or Marines... My husband's Air Force though. His boot was near San Antonio and he bitched about how hot it was, but there was a lot more action-oriented training than Navy boot. The thing is, no matter which branch you choose, don't choose or not because of boot camp. Boot's only a couple months long, then it's behind you and your whole career ahead of you.
#30 to #29 - humorouswaste
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(10/27/2013) [-]
is the spec ops for ninjas?
#31 to #30 - riverofchex
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Lol nah, they just get a lot more pt in a lot more variety. The rest of us spend a lot of time staring at our trainee guides trying to stay awake.
#32 to #31 - humorouswaste
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(10/27/2013) [-]
do u have to do exams and stuff?
#33 to #32 - riverofchex
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Yes, on things like UCMJ, the creed, rank, weaponry, "machinery" (i.e. Navy= ships, planes, helos; AF=planes, etc), as well as different types of uniform inspections, locker or rack inspections, compartment (dorm) inspections, head/latrine inspections, you name it, you get examined or inspected on it.
#34 to #33 - humorouswaste
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(10/27/2013) [-]
so... its like skool?
#35 to #34 - riverofchex
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Pretty much, only more intense.
#39 to #35 - humorouswaste
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
guess ill have to take forces off my backup and work at mgronalds
#22 to #21 - humorouswaste
Reply +8
(10/27/2013) [-]
i just found a better gif
i just found a better gif
#38 to #22 - drachma
Reply +1
(10/27/2013) [-]
god ******* damnit I have not laughed so hard at an image in a long time
#40 to #38 - humorouswaste
Reply +2
(10/27/2013) [-]
just doin mah jerb
#20 to #13 - tentaquil
Reply +16
(10/27/2013) [-]
babies and souls