Punchlines. can you believe im one of the best commenters/members on this site? you guys must suck a lot. Hotel I check into small hotel a few kilometers from K
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Punchlines. can you believe im one of the best commenters/members on this site? you guys must suck a lot. Hotel I check into small hotel a few kilometers from K

can you believe im one of the best commenters/members on this site? you guys must suck a lot

Hotel
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell
woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But
one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock.
Don' t even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep.
Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I
cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on
door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.
Water still trickling. I go down to front desked complain. "By the way who is in
that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story.
There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except
her eyes, which were red.
I tell herl don' t give a W“. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave
me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.
Such is life in Moscow
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Submitted: 08/03/2014
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#1 - spookyghostparty ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
**spookyghostparty rolled image** I've been here for less than a year and I'm already lvl 310 in comments.
#2 to #1 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/03/2014) [-]
you dont get the amount of thumbs down that i do. so my level is a accomplishment you will never know about
#3 to #2 - anon (08/03/2014) [-]
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#4 to #3 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/03/2014) [-]
lol k
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