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#31 - areialview
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(11/03/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** who it is I am punching, if you are paying me big money to punch someone, I'll do it.
#55 to #31 - mrnoodlez
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(11/03/2013) [-]
What if it's grandma?
#32 to #31 - redneckraider [OP]
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Even if it's some Samoan 6'8, 350lbs of muscle, named Tiny?
#77 to #32 - creepyunclebob
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Subtract the 10 grand or so for reconstructive surgery and you're still making a profit.
#39 to #32 - quadrilateral
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Hell yeah.
First off, let's look at what is specified by the contract: Big money to punch someone, in this case, a giant samoan.
Now, let's look what it doesn't say. It never says it can't be a friendly punch (fistbumping), or that it has to hurt (could just be a little fist tap), or that you can't agree with Tiny beforehand to split the money.

So hell yeah I accept. I'll just make a deal with him, or become his bro and fistbump.