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#2 - theroflcer (11/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#6 - nextnextnextnext (11/03/2013) [-]
obligatory
obligatory
User avatar #53 to #6 - orionar (11/03/2013) [-]
sauce???
User avatar #54 to #53 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
www.imdb.com/title/tt1790886/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_9

The Campaign. I don't really recommend it, but then again I really don't recommend anything Will Ferrell that's meant for adults. Enjoy.
User avatar #57 to #54 - orionar (11/03/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #66 to #57 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
Not a sir, but no worries.
#35 - acidkid (11/03/2013) [-]
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#8 - John Cena (11/03/2013) [-]
I'd punch a kid for 500,000 dollars, no problem.

I'd dropkick an entire platoon of those little ***** for 500,000 dollars.

I'd make Spartans look weak compared to amount of child neglect I'd be doing.
#46 to #8 - John Cena (11/03/2013) [-]
Your childhood must have been terrible, poor thing.
User avatar #51 to #46 - logicstrike ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
nah you got wrong someone's childhood is about to be terrible
User avatar #84 to #8 - entertaining (11/03/2013) [-]
I'd be Wreck-It-Ralph on every kid within my reach.
User avatar #70 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/03/2013) [-]
And the award for edgiest comment of the day goes to...
User avatar #80 to #8 - teoberry (11/03/2013) [-]
That's tough talk for a guy who's dick doesn't touch his underwear.
User avatar #43 to #8 - psykojet (11/03/2013) [-]
That's not neglect, that's abuse. Now hand me that giant paddle.
User avatar #41 to #8 - fullosprey (11/03/2013) [-]
I'd punch 500,000 kids for a dollar...
#71 to #56 - andyalex (11/03/2013) [-]
Mmm... Skittles
#9 - innit (11/03/2013) [-]
Talos, grant me strength
User avatar #61 to #9 - strangemoo (11/03/2013) [-]
I actually ******* like that kid. It's that bitch sister of his I always try to kill.
#14 - Petroleum ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Semi-related.
Semi-related.
User avatar #38 to #14 - daentraya (11/03/2013) [-]
While it's sad that Chinese Electric Batman was replaced by Hobo-Hei, i still really like the other bastard side of him, just because it's amusing to me
User avatar #42 to #38 - Petroleum ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hobo-Hei was made even better when he refused alcohol from that general dude and then ate everything on the train.
User avatar #87 to #42 - daentraya (11/04/2013) [-]
Ahh.. Darker than Black was one hell of a show.
And the second season was greatly improved by magical girl Suo and her anti-tank rifle, and the sociopathic Japanese lesbian ninja with a wooden laser katana and Swarm girl. I don't see why people hate it so much
User avatar #88 to #87 - Petroleum ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Because Suou was annoying as hell, and also turned the entire show into a more generic feel, as the main characters were no longer the people who actually knew what they were doing and instead was a little girl.
User avatar #89 to #88 - daentraya (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it perfect, but i still quite enjoyed it. I often enjoy things people vilify. Especially fun with The Last Airbender
#50 to #14 - stricklandpropane (11/03/2013) [-]
I know someone will want this
I know someone will want this
#37 - soulkiller (11/03/2013) [-]
A good method not to get in any trouble if such a situation ever occurs:   
- go to a kid and tell them if you can hit them   
- if they don't want, tell them you are going to split the money with him   
- punch the kid   
- stab the 			******		 and take his mints
A good method not to get in any trouble if such a situation ever occurs:
- go to a kid and tell them if you can hit them
- if they don't want, tell them you are going to split the money with him
- punch the kid
- stab the ****** and take his mints
#59 to #37 - penisflower (11/03/2013) [-]
excellent advice, just tried it
User avatar #62 to #37 - mitchr (11/03/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, just got stabbed by penisflower.
#5 - hugsta (11/03/2013) [-]
Woo!   
Comments starting to fill up with kids getting punched.
Woo!
Comments starting to fill up with kids getting punched.
#23 to #5 - rabidaardvark (11/03/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #83 to #23 - germed (11/03/2013) [-]
Nun-punching simulator 2013
#48 to #23 - arsenalthegunners (11/03/2013) [-]
have this too
have this too
User avatar #40 to #23 - admiralen ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
to aru majutsu no index
#85 to #49 - hugsta (11/04/2013) [-]
I think this frame was from the railgun version of the fight.
It made my balls shrivel up slightly.
#86 to #85 - stricklandpropane (11/04/2013) [-]
D-Do you think it's broken
#34 - gongthehawkeye (11/03/2013) [-]
**** , I'll pay $10 to punch a kid
#4 - jonpetermatt (11/03/2013) [-]
Punching people can be useful
#10 - dairybun (11/03/2013) [-]
Women, children, put your hip and shoulder into it and you'll earn that £10
Women, children, put your hip and shoulder into it and you'll earn that £10
#11 to #10 - John Cena (11/03/2013) [-]
That's not a punch, that's a bitch slap
User avatar #12 to #11 - dairybun (11/03/2013) [-]
It's enough.
User avatar #13 to #10 - redneckraider (11/03/2013) [-]
High School of The Dead, if I'm not mistaken?
User avatar #17 to #13 - dairybun (11/03/2013) [-]
Actually don't know, I just love the clean animation of the slap
User avatar #18 to #17 - redneckraider (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm pretty certain that's what it is. If you're into Anime, I'd give that one a watch.
User avatar #19 to #18 - dairybun (11/03/2013) [-]
More a manga fan, just started Monster, so may watch it after if you genuinely suggest it.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mrgilly (11/03/2013) [-]
If you don't mind 70% fanservice, it's a pretty cool concept for an anime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - redneckraider (11/03/2013) [-]
It has the butt and chest close ups that some anime's do don't really see a point in all that But for it's plot, setting, and animation it is worth it. I think you'd get sucked into the story, it was pretty enjoyable for me.
#75 - redarashi (11/03/2013) [-]
We could make so much money from this child neglect business....
We could make so much money from this child neglect business....
#60 - tieze (11/03/2013) [-]
give the kid 100 dollars so he'll let me punch him.
go home with 499,900 dollars.
User avatar #64 to #60 - tehlulzbringer (11/03/2013) [-]
or just punch him and go home with 500,000
User avatar #72 to #64 - redflame (11/03/2013) [-]
This might be crazy enough to work
#65 to #64 - tieze (11/03/2013) [-]
genius
genius
#1 - ugabz (11/02/2013) [-]
well now we know where they got that idea from
#22 - mikaelkid (11/03/2013) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Justice **   
   
Here is how you should punch
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Justice **

Here is how you should punch
#76 to #22 - John Cena (11/03/2013) [-]
mah image was rolled wtf? I am actually getting attention on the ******* internet wooooooooooooooooo
#78 to #76 - wtfareyoublack (11/03/2013) [-]
yeah sorry I didn't realise that I actually wasn't logged in
User avatar #24 to #22 - redneckraider (11/03/2013) [-]
Is this a verbal punch? Those are very hurtful words :'(
User avatar #25 to #24 - mikaelkid (11/03/2013) [-]
I think it is, I just kept this up cause, well Breaking Bad
#44 - trollzorr (11/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 - areialview (11/03/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** who it is I am punching, if you are paying me big money to punch someone, I'll do it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - redneckraider (11/03/2013) [-]
Even if it's some Samoan 6'8, 350lbs of muscle, named Tiny?
User avatar #39 to #32 - quadrilateral (11/03/2013) [-]
Hell yeah.
First off, let's look at what is specified by the contract: Big money to punch someone, in this case, a giant samoan.
Now, let's look what it doesn't say. It never says it can't be a friendly punch (fistbumping), or that it has to hurt (could just be a little fist tap), or that you can't agree with Tiny beforehand to split the money.

So hell yeah I accept. I'll just make a deal with him, or become his bro and fistbump.
#77 to #32 - creepyunclebob (11/03/2013) [-]
Subtract the 10 grand or so for reconstructive surgery and you're still making a profit.
User avatar #55 to #31 - mrnoodlez (11/03/2013) [-]
What if it's grandma?
#33 - ihasnoname (11/03/2013) [-]
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#45 - wartroll (11/03/2013) [-]
Vegeta, the parent of the year
Vegeta, the parent of the year
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