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#21 - acidreign (10/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
This is now the main reason I want the government to get their **** together.
#5 - teranin ONLINE (10/08/2013) [+] (30 replies)
You could always try to convince some MP friends to charge the president with incompetent negligence, since he is technically under military jurisdiction. I'd suggest doing it to congress, but that would be completely outside the realm of possiblity.

A lawsuit is also possible, if you can find a lawyer with balls that big.
#29 - semperkillusmc (10/08/2013) [+] (38 replies)
OP is lying out his ass. They just re opened the commissaries on camp Lejeune. and under no circumstance except legal reasons can they bar you from leaving base. **** the chair force.
Glow belts rule
User avatar #129 - superanonymouspers (10/09/2013) [-]
silly pilot.

why don't you just fly out?

silly pilot...

please don't take that seriously
#182 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/09/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Oh boo ******* hoo, you can't have your wedding. Cry me a ******* river. Marriage is a ******* joke. Pay for an overpriced wedding to marry some backstabbing cunt who will probably cheat on you in a couple years if they aren't already while you are away in the air force. You might as well take one of those airforce planes and crash it into a ******* mountain, because that death would be easier than the hellhole you will go through in marriage.

What a ******* joke, I mean really. Is the government supposed to bow down to your every whim so you can get ******* married? Everybody in the United States is being affected. Why do people pretend to give a **** on this site? **** marriage and "happy people", there is NO such thing you ignorant jackass and **** you for thumb whoring over your ****** WEDDING PLANS.
#183 to #182 - lolollo ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Someone sounds bitter.

What was her name?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - itsthetie (10/08/2013) [-]
Ham Solo..
User avatar #107 - nevergetsdubs (10/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm confused, where the **** does it say you can't leave base?
I'm Navy and all i had to do was ask my LCPO for a leave chit approval to go outside radius on weekend to see my lil sisters...
just to talk to your NCO you *******
User avatar #137 - rsca (10/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Have it outside of base?
#192 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 - ananamouse (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
uh...yeah...pretty much
uh...yeah...pretty much
#4 - iamnuff (10/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
if the goverment is closed, then why the **** are you still on base?

shouldn't you all go home when everything shuts down?
User avatar #9 to #8 - ljxjlos (10/08/2013) [-]
Not like the government shutdown itself isn´t retarded or anything...
User avatar #119 - malific (10/09/2013) [+] (28 replies)
.... The military is not effected by the government shut down. Only none essential branches like parks, museums, and paper pusher offices.
#128 to #123 - jokerchase (10/09/2013) [-]
I am sorry, I was misinformed and would like to retract my previous statements
#207 - theydontlikeu (10/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
pathetic sheep does what its told
stays in the base until it grows old.
#218 to #207 - dontknowmeatall (10/09/2013) [-]
You know leaving is considered betrayal and can be punished by death, right?
#203 - freenarative (10/09/2013) [-]
you signed a contract with the government, if they don't pay you or uphold their end of the contract then you needn't uphold yours. you can go home. without asking. that's what a contract is: if they break it legally you don't have to uphold your end by being an airman.
User avatar #159 - slapchoppin (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hop in a ****** jet and fly to your wedding

parachute in and land just as the plane explodes on impact behind you

its a good way to begin the end of your life
User avatar #156 - althalus (10/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"cant" leave base? they have you ******* chained to a wall? go to your wedding you pussy!
User avatar #176 to #156 - capslockrage (10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah then he goes to jail, good plan.
User avatar #84 - deescalation (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm also in the Air Force (Seymour Johnson AFB see more penis ) but I haven't heard anything about not being allowed to leave base. Do you mean that your leave won't get approved?
User avatar #34 - defender (10/08/2013) [-]
What **** are you smoking? Just because the government shut down that doesn't mean you can't leave base.
#32 - RageGuyyourmom ONLINE (10/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Tea Party Logic
User avatar #42 to #32 - Logicaltightrope (10/09/2013) [-]
You're forgetting about all the Congress members who were urged to vote on the ACA without even reading the thing. Is that legitimate?
#19 - articulate ONLINE (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ITT: Fools thinking that this is OC.
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