Prison Compilation Part 2: Russia. Source is National Geographic. Prison Comp - Norway: Part 1: /Prison+comp+Bastoy+Part+1/funny-pictures/5050183/ Part 2: /Pris russia prison comp vladimir
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Prison Compilation Part 2: Russia

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#94 - mezzjuc (03/12/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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You think this prison is rough? Next one is going to be a turkish prison, while Black Dolphin is high security, this turkish prison is mostly focused on inflicting pain to the inmates. I'm warning right now for some pretty disturbing images, none of them gore though. Keep an eye up or subscribe or whatever! Will start making it now!
MFW seeing some of the pictures
#8 - Rascal (03/11/2014) [-]
For anyone interested in sauce, This is from a documentary called Russian Prisons. I watched it a few days ago on Netflix. Pretty creepy interviews.
#53 to #8 - Rascal (03/12/2014) [-]
He's in for killing a political opponent with a grenade.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nikolayev
User avatar #62 to #8 - baltre (03/12/2014) [-]
its actually called "Russia's toughest prisons"
#20 to #8 - thebaseballexpert (03/12/2014) [-]
Lies. The documentary is called Blackfish. It's on netflix anyway though it's also misleading because the description is "most dangerous sea animal".

This is an obvious mistranslation referring to "Black Dolphin" holding Russias most dangerous people.
User avatar #32 to #20 - foelkera ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Actually, it's called "Granny Trannies Volume 7."

They aren't very good at naming documentaries
#84 to #32 - Rascal (03/12/2014) [-]
Am I weird for wanting to see that?
#9 to #8 - faithhealer (03/11/2014) [-]
Fuji thought I was logged in when I posted this. :|
User avatar #12 to #9 - applejuiceforme (03/12/2014) [-]
You had an entire volcano convinced you were logged in? That's impressive.
#3 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/11/2014) [-]
If you do closed prisons, do Eastern State Penitentiary next.
User avatar #21 to #6 - Zydratejunkie (03/12/2014) [-]
But that's a Norwegian prison.
User avatar #26 to #21 - nomisdk (03/12/2014) [-]
or Danish
#35 to #26 - belmikor (03/12/2014) [-]
This one really is a Finnish closed prison. It's from an article a couple years back when they had slight problems with warm summer.
But I'd guess the prisons would be pretty much similar in Scandinavia.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nomisdk (03/12/2014) [-]
actually Findland is not part of Scandinavia. it's one of the nordic countries
#37 to #36 - belmikor (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm aware. Didn't figure out a good way to make it completely obvious from my sentence so put it that way instead of similar in rest of Scandinavia.

You from Scandinavia then?
User avatar #38 to #37 - nomisdk (03/12/2014) [-]
i am Danish
#39 to #38 - belmikor (03/12/2014) [-]
Thought you might be. Swedish especially are very quick to ping in about Finland not being a part of Scandinavia when somebody makes that error.
User avatar #134 to #38 - twerkjerk (03/13/2014) [-]
nomisdk is a cum gurgling fagtard autistic ********** whose parents only pretend to love her
User avatar #135 to #134 - nomisdk (03/13/2014) [-]
lol. 0/10
User avatar #137 to #135 - twerkjerk (03/13/2014) [-]
THAT'S TWO RESPONSES SO FAR FROM YOU FAGGOT KEEP FEEDING ME
User avatar #136 to #135 - twerkjerk (03/13/2014) [-]
nomisdk is a cum gurgling fagtard autistic ********** whose parents only pretend to love her
User avatar #74 to #26 - wooyoungkim (03/12/2014) [-]
or even Swedish

Goddamn Scandinavians and their hotel-like prisons.
User avatar #57 to #6 - kaitora (03/12/2014) [-]
Ootinkin tätä.
User avatar #23 - chuca (03/12/2014) [-]
as ****** up as russia is at least they treat scum the way they should be
User avatar #44 to #23 - gigamuffin (03/12/2014) [-]
Trust me, if I were in charge of that prison, the prisoners would get hourly floggings. Which is probably illegal in most countries. And I'm also a psychopath.
#90 to #44 - fishinyourface (03/12/2014) [-]
you sound like an attention whore saying "lol ya I'm such a bitch".
you sound like an attention whore saying "lol ya I'm such a bitch".
#102 to #90 - Rascal (03/12/2014) [-]
dont be mean mister, you could hurt someone's feelings.
User avatar #142 to #44 - gigamuffin (03/15/2014) [-]
This is my most successful troll ever! I get a cookie for it!
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#11 - kalash (03/11/2014) [-]
These are the breed of dogs they use as guard dogs there. Caucasian shepherd dogs. They're one of the biggest and most dangerous breeds of dogs ever, despite their cuddly appearance.
#19 to #11 - moonmoonsmom (03/12/2014) [-]
Those are actually at Vladimir Central, not Black Dolphin.
User avatar #140 to #19 - kalash (03/14/2014) [-]
My mistake. Sorry
User avatar #45 to #11 - gigamuffin (03/12/2014) [-]
What do you mean, That thing's adorable.
User avatar #141 to #45 - kalash (03/14/2014) [-]
Just wait until it's trying to tear out your throat... But yes, they are very adorable
#47 - missmieze (03/12/2014) [-]
some just deserve it
#30 - yoshibee (03/12/2014) [-]
Even if this sounds barbaric, which it is. It makes me wonder why they don't bring back the chair, clearly many of these people are just wasting money and resources, so why not just off them instead of keeping them alive doing nothing the rest of their life?
Even if this sounds barbaric, which it is. It makes me wonder why they don't bring back the chair, clearly many of these people are just wasting money and resources, so why not just off them instead of keeping them alive doing nothing the rest of their life?
User avatar #52 to #30 - ParallelDuck (03/12/2014) [-]
"Capital punishment in Russia has been indefinitely suspended, although it is theoretically allowed, with the only legal method being shooting." My theory is the chair is seen as inhumane and after decades of unnecessary executions in the Soviet Union they didn't want to keep the death penalty.
User avatar #86 to #30 - daentraya (03/12/2014) [-]
I don't know the mentality of lifetime inmates, especially not in a place as ****** up boring as that one, but i'd say that assisted suicide should be an option for places like that. It sounds too much like ultimate passive torture: eternal boredom. I would die rather than go to that place for life.
Killing people is wrong, but even if they clearly show no respect for other human lives and i thus fail to feel a need to respect theirs, i think the best option for now is assisted suicide, if that is not already on the list
User avatar #31 to #30 - ComradeBritish ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Kill a man and he has no life left to take. Keep him alive in a box, and you can take from him everything.
User avatar #34 to #31 - thelastamerican (03/12/2014) [-]
And just to make sure he has everything taken from him, we're going to spend a hilarious amount of money? No thanks. I would rather the man have nothing left to take than the man be the reason for his captors to take everything from me.
#71 to #34 - Rascal (03/12/2014) [-]
And some people would rather not be forced to agree to murdering people through their tax money, so how about you shut the **** about some ******* money.
User avatar #130 to #71 - thelastamerican (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, what I say OFFENDS people, so I shouldn't be allowed to say it. I'm only allowed to speak when people won't be offended. Go **** yourself with a frozen crowbar.
#56 to #31 - iworkforlaughs (03/12/2014) [-]
That's really expensive though....
#33 to #31 - Rascal (03/12/2014) [-]
but what's the point?
User avatar #48 to #33 - fuccthedevil (03/12/2014) [-]
The point is to make them suffer for life.
#72 to #48 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/12/2014) [-]
YEah that's a great use of public funds.
User avatar #131 to #72 - fuccthedevil (03/12/2014) [-]
So is killing innocent men while they fight for oil.
#133 to #131 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/13/2014) [-]
Zero relevance to this topic, but I'm glad to see your fifth grade social studies class is going well.
User avatar #138 to #133 - fuccthedevil (03/13/2014) [-]
me too
if i make bad grades my mom takes away my gamecube
User avatar #73 to #30 - hyenahunter (03/12/2014) [-]
At least in the U.S., it is cheaper to give someone life in prison than execute them.

www.nbcnews.com/id/29552692/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/execute-or-not-question-cost/
#51 - schnitzelwagen (03/12/2014) [-]
So this is where the former citizens of Chernobyl work now...
Or alternatively: Every day is right arm day.
#75 - monsterderp (03/12/2014) [-]
I saw this episode on Netflix 4 weeks ago while I was extremely stoned and I remember I laughed my ass off. I totally forgot about that it until right now lol
I saw this episode on Netflix 4 weeks ago while I was extremely stoned and I remember I laughed my ass off. I totally forgot about that it until right now lol
#93 - viscii (03/12/2014) [-]
Just watched the full documentary.
No joke this prisoner being interviewed said 'there was a man in here, his mother refused to give him money for a bottle of vodka......so......he beat her to death with a stool.'

RUSSIA
#96 to #93 - syndromes (03/12/2014) [-]
Why did you feel the need to write Russia in all caps at the end including a line break, like what the 			****		 is wrong with you?
Why did you feel the need to write Russia in all caps at the end including a line break, like what the **** is wrong with you?
#105 to #96 - shuttletree (03/12/2014) [-]
He did so to summarize that 			****		 like this only happens in Russia.
He did so to summarize that **** like this only happens in Russia.
User avatar #108 to #105 - syndromes (03/12/2014) [-]
I know that, the way he did it is just obnoxious.
User avatar #115 to #108 - viscii (03/12/2014) [-]
sorrie :L
User avatar #110 to #108 - shuttletree (03/12/2014) [-]
I guess you're right.
#98 - mytwocents (03/12/2014) [-]
btw, todays byatches don't know real prison camps.
User avatar #113 to #98 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Rick Grimes top shelf
#114 to #113 - mytwocents (03/12/2014) [-]
you know, this could explain more than it should do.
#87 - kolya (03/12/2014) [-]
don't forget about the famous Russian prison tattoos...there is an entire culture behind it
#126 to #103 - atrocitustheking (03/12/2014) [-]
You're just begging for a ban, aren't you?
You're just begging for a ban, aren't you?
#127 to #126 - mytwocents (03/12/2014) [-]
even if they delete my profile, no 			*****		 will be given.
even if they delete my profile, no ***** will be given.
User avatar #122 to #87 - spanishninja (03/12/2014) [-]
the M's are the kings of that stuff you cant even compare
User avatar #80 - mrgoodlove (03/12/2014) [-]
**** man... that's pretty damn depressing
#70 - larrynonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
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#92 to #70 - givememoarpony (03/12/2014) [-]
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#112 - europe (03/12/2014) [-]
Nice post, though the black dolphin name is an unofficial name and it's not just a statue, the rest of the fountain is covered with snow
User avatar #83 - slenderwolf ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I know where I'm going when the zombie apocalypse hits.
User avatar #68 - tgbacon (03/12/2014) [-]
Kingston penitentiary in Kingston Ontario.
#67 - Dwarf (03/12/2014) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #102227 at Music - new music, hip hop music, music lyrics, music online ** Sorry, but these guys don't have anything on the American criminals... lol...
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #102227 at Music - new music, hip hop music, music lyrics, music online ** Sorry, but these guys don't have anything on the American criminals... lol...
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