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#12 - thechosentroll (11/27/2013) [-]
Holy 			********		 dicknipples! India's actually playing Civ 5 in real life.
Holy ******** dicknipples! India's actually playing Civ 5 in real life.
#46 to #12 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
Maybe they'll end up like India in Civ V, and get there **** ****** up by the the player with the most nukes.
#51 to #12 - tyraxio (11/27/2013) [-]
Related because India and Civilization.
#17 to #12 - Milos (11/27/2013) [-]
Some of us still play Civ III
User avatar #88 to #17 - aussiepridevil (11/27/2013) [-]
i really wanted to play civ 3, but sweet jesus that control screen and ui are the most cluncky things iv ever seen in a vidya game
#90 to #88 - Milos (11/27/2013) [-]
I don't play it because it's good. I play it because of ****** hardware of mine.
#63 to #17 - hurzg (11/27/2013) [-]
Not related to the subject.
#7 - kobegriffeysanders (11/27/2013) [-]
They don't have their **** together.
#48 to #7 - inediblefetus (11/27/2013) [-]
im happy that the top voted comment is genuinely a light hearted joke rather than a jealous hateful comment on indian people.
#9 - notmadguy (11/27/2013) [-]
India is ******* embarrassing.

Even Ancient Rome had a ******* sewage system.
User avatar #64 to #9 - newdevyx (11/27/2013) [-]
most Africans don't have sewage system even nowadays.
#82 to #64 - bann (11/27/2013) [-]
but they're not trying to send up rockets either
User avatar #91 to #82 - newdevyx (11/27/2013) [-]
well, that's true.
User avatar #79 to #9 - TheSchwartz (11/27/2013) [-]
And so did Ancient India. How they don't have one now is just beyond me.
#49 to #9 - inediblefetus (11/27/2013) [-]
Ever hear of Mohenjo-daro and the Indus valley civilization? look it up before you make yourself look like more of a retard.
#72 to #49 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
>a civilization built over 4,000 years ago has anything to do with your country today
#50 to #49 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
#52 to #50 - inediblefetus (11/27/2013) [-]
im not particularly patriotic, but i still dont appreciate unjust slander on my country...
User avatar #69 to #52 - thekinganon ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Ahhh typical Indian pride, ive been known to have that myself
#34 to #9 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm pretty certain even ancient India had some form of a sewage system!
User avatar #89 to #34 - notmadguy (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but who gives a **** , they didn't continue to improve their civilization, they went back to religion like weak minded brown people always do. The Arabs are a fantastic example of regression. They had the top scientists in the world, most of the stars are even named by Arabs, yet they regressed back into religion and now they are weak and embarrassing.
#53 to #9 - babuger (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but Rome didn't send rocket to Mars.
#14 - TwiztidNinja (11/27/2013) [-]
What's that about a laughable space program?
User avatar #41 - jukuku (11/27/2013) [-]
They're rushing science victory, idiot.
#71 - zdoidi (11/27/2013) [-]
Somewhat related:

The Indian " ************* " or whatever they are called are actually rather enjoyable once you get used to them. The squatting position straightens your intestines = poopoo comes out at amazing quantity and velocity.
#75 to #71 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
and then bad hygiene and disease
User avatar #77 to #75 - zdoidi (11/27/2013) [-]
You don't actually touch anything but water you wash your ass with. Also you could use paper like in the western toilets if you necessarily want to. But on the other hand a good argument I once heard was:

"If you fall face first into a pile of **** , would you rather clean yourself with paper or with water?"

Don't get me wrong, I prefer the western toilets, just thought I'd put that out there.
#83 to #71 - ptolomeus (11/27/2013) [-]
"that's some quality 			****		"
"that's some quality **** "
#8 - enemyoftrn (11/27/2013) [-]
Great, now the world most enthusiastic bunch of rapist are going to go to Mars, which is the Roman god of war. War and Rape, sounds like an Indian thing to do.
#57 to #8 - jorisnl (11/27/2013) [-]
I thought it said "Indian girl raped by tree"
#80 to #8 - mikoli (11/27/2013) [-]
forget about all that! there are deadly dog treats!
forget about all that! there are deadly dog treats!
#19 to #8 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, rape only happens in India....
User avatar #74 to #19 - chiselbit ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Its not that they're the only rapists. Its that when someone rapes over there nobody gives half a **** . The raped is more likely to be attacked than the rapist. India is a **** place for women.
User avatar #1 - blackholee ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
they do, it runs straight to their perfume factories, everyone knows that
User avatar #58 - KingOfFJ (11/27/2013) [-]
Sounds like what happens in just about every Civilization game.
#86 - pedobearRAW (11/27/2013) [-]
they also just figured out that splashing acid in a person face is a crime .
#87 to #86 - giggawatt (11/27/2013) [-]
To be fair it was an anti rape measure that actually worked i like my whistle more
#4 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
#38 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
Posting as anon because i know what's gonna happen to my comment ..
Most of the people here are jealous because a poor country achieved something better than (or something as) their country .More than 500 languages , So many religions , cultures .. It's not so easy to tie up India together for something .
In every 100 (or less) kilometer range , Each Indian dress up different , talk different language + Most of the people are hardcore believers . like the cow thing we always tease . In some states, people will not allow children to go school. they are suppose to work in fields and marry at age of 9 (believe me , i have seen it )
And the educational inequality . Some are highly educated , some don't even know to read . People who looks from outside this country will not understand this .
Government is trying too hard to change this all .
I have been here for more than 5 years so i know.
Now the rage can take me
User avatar #43 to #38 - colegaleener (11/27/2013) [-]
Feel accomplished, I feel less ignorant
#44 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
yea india was the first country/ area to have a sewage system, in the indus valley to be precise about 2000 years BCE.
User avatar #54 to #44 - Foxchase (11/27/2013) [-]
Not quite right.
Mohenjo-Daro, one of the cities of the Indus-civilization, had the most efficient sewage system, only comparable with 19th century London. It had a sewage system that used the stream of the Indus river to keep the water flowing, they had the world's first flush toilets. There was a bathroom in nearly every house, they also had access to drinking water inside their houses. It wasn't the first sewage system, though. But the most advanced.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sigcurtis (11/27/2013) [-]
Scotland has ancient sewer systems too, from about 3200 BCE on the Orkney Islands.
Babylonia has even older ones, as early as 4000 BCE.
#73 - helenwheels (11/27/2013) [-]
All country's peruse space exploration despite having a world of actual problems that need solving.   
Why? Because it opens the flood gates for new opportunity's.
All country's peruse space exploration despite having a world of actual problems that need solving.

Why? Because it opens the flood gates for new opportunity's.
#84 to #73 - falloutmrnewvegas (11/27/2013) [-]
i like it
i like it
User avatar #67 - residentblackman (11/27/2013) [-]
I heard that rocket scientists in India are so cherished, that they are bestowed the highest honor in India.... soap
User avatar #42 - farn (11/27/2013) [-]
its indicates their priotities
User avatar #18 - nimba (11/27/2013) [-]
oh man... bitter much?
User avatar #15 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/27/2013) [-]
Maybe they're just planning on launching all their **** into space?
User avatar #13 - spittersplat (11/27/2013) [-]
Aliens need tech support to you know :p
User avatar #2 - dashgamer (11/26/2013) [-]
I live with a really patriotic Indian, so I expected to have a discussion with him about his country's innovation and progress, but all he wants to talk about is ******* American girls these days... I think college in the US turned him into a frat boy, and he's only been here for a month.
User avatar #5 to #2 - fistoftheaxis (11/27/2013) [-]
Patriotic Indians are a bunch of cunts. I've been living among them for 18 years and if you were to ask one, he'd say "Oh what about YOUR country?! Did you know that India had the first sewage system in the world! Yeah, back when YOUR people were living in caves!"

You can't fix it. I've tried. They always tell you off with something like "Oh, look at him trying to copy foreigners. Boy, this is India."

If I understand American politics/pop culture, you could compare the typical patriotic Indian with Al Sharpton and his prejudice against non-blacks.
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