Primal Heat Gun. . like this one in almost every ancient household. Although not certain, speculation is that they imply the existence of giant ice monsters who
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Primal Heat Gun

like this one in almost every ancient
household. Although not certain,
speculation is that they imply the
existence of giant ice monsters who
roamed the urban areas, attacking
humans if not melted on sight.
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Submitted: 06/27/2014
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#4 - auryn (06/28/2014) [-]
I use it to warm my nutsack while brushing my teeth when I come right out of the shower.
User avatar #5 to #4 - powerbook (06/28/2014) [-]
haha what
#6 to #5 - auryn (06/28/2014) [-]
It's like the pleasant warm evening wind gushing over the Serengeti plains.

All this happens while fervently singing the misheard lyrics from Toto's 'Africa'
♫ I'VE LEFT SOME BRAINS DOWN IN AAAAA-FRIC-AAA ♫
#1 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
Dumbasses.
We all know that's a carrot harvester.
User avatar #3 - jmilolol (06/28/2014) [-]
you get 0 points for stealing this from You need to login to view this link shame on you
User avatar #11 to #3 - rhymemaster (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm the one who posted it on cracked!
#9 - frozo (06/28/2014) [-]
relevant?
#8 - violated (06/28/2014) [-]
**violated rolled comment #419 ** :
True
#7 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
Although a hair dryer is in no way a ray.
User avatar #2 - demonfish (06/28/2014) [-]
They were a gift from Odin
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