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#60 - iforgotmyothername (12/30/2013) [-]
"What was your name again?"   
   
"What the hell, you forgot my name?"   
   
"Nono i meant your last name"   
   
"Why do you need to know my last name?"   
   
"..."
"What was your name again?"

"What the hell, you forgot my name?"

"Nono i meant your last name"

"Why do you need to know my last name?"

"..."
User avatar #135 to #60 - hor (12/30/2013) [-]
"So I can add you on Facebook later."
User avatar #164 to #60 - srskate (12/30/2013) [-]
to find you on facebook.
#176 to #164 - furiousmarshmellow (12/30/2013) [-]
What if you don't even have a Facebook?
What if you don't even have a Facebook?
#178 to #176 - srskate (12/30/2013) [-]
That's a personal problem.
That's a personal problem.
#214 to #178 - theflamingfire (12/30/2013) [-]
Where did you get that hmmmm?
Where did you get that hmmmm?
#216 to #214 - srskate (12/30/2013) [-]
It was posted awhile back, i think there is some site called 16 bit scenes though.
It was posted awhile back, i think there is some site called 16 bit scenes though.
#218 to #217 - srskate (12/30/2013) [-]
Then I got those two from you. Thanks!   
I got this one from someone else though.
Then I got those two from you. Thanks!
I got this one from someone else though.
User avatar #219 to #218 - theflamingfire (12/30/2013) [-]
Yeah a lot of people knew about the swamp gif but none of the others
User avatar #220 to #219 - srskate (12/30/2013) [-]
They're all so beautiful.
User avatar #224 to #220 - theflamingfire (12/30/2013) [-]
I miss the site
User avatar #226 to #224 - srskate (12/30/2013) [-]
It's gone.


So sad...
#112 to #60 - joelgrosso (12/30/2013) [-]
search you on facebook..

did you just say stalk me on facebook?

I mean search you on facebook

AHA so you were thinking about it..
#64 to #60 - humorouswaste (12/30/2013) [-]
"uhhhh... so I can put your name in my cell"

"How'd you get my number"

"..."
#65 to #64 - iforgotmyothername (12/30/2013) [-]
"..I-i found your number on facebook"   
   
"We're not friends on facebook"
"..I-i found your number on facebook"

"We're not friends on facebook"

#67 to #65 - anon (12/30/2013) [-]
"How do you know my facebook if you don't remember my name?"

*Runs*
#105 to #67 - anon (12/30/2013) [-]
Goddamn, I got anxiety just reading this ****
User avatar #240 to #65 - andovaredoras (12/31/2013) [-]
reminds me of some rather disturbing sexting messages from a guy who apparently also knew my name somehow (and was calling me 'boy').... hadnt even given my new phone number to my friends yet... but i did enter it on facebook when it asked for it... removed it from there as soon as i could afterwards..
User avatar #185 to #64 - rapsuskiller (12/30/2013) [-]
"I don't have it, can you fix that?" You will probably get her number and get out of the awkwardness
#238 to #185 - humorouswaste (12/31/2013) [-]
that only works if you a smooth ladysman
User avatar #239 to #238 - rapsuskiller (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, and let's be honest, very few of us are. But hey! That´s probably the best you can do.
#5 - anon (12/30/2013) [-]
"What was your name again?"
"Francis Smith"
"NO I MEANT YOUR LAST NAME"
User avatar #166 to #5 - anepicnub (12/30/2013) [-]
...uh .. I..
*gulp*





you too!
User avatar #7 to #5 - Kingsteveooo (12/30/2013) [-]
"What was your name again?"
"Francis Smith"
"Ahh Smith! That's right."
#50 to #38 - deog (12/30/2013) [-]
more like smith ************
User avatar #215 to #50 - ohgodwaitimatheist (12/30/2013) [-]
I love both of you.
User avatar #79 to #7 - rumpelstilzchen (12/30/2013) [-]
"What was your name again?"
"Francis Smith"
"Ahh Smith! That's right.
...
( **** , what was the first name again...?)"
User avatar #134 to #79 - funnyrage (12/30/2013) [-]
repeat. i mean, the internet said it works every time.
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User avatar #161 to #7 - propanex (12/30/2013) [-]
smooth as a dildo.
#11 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Pro tip: Doesn't work as well at family reunions
#200 to #11 - jaydarkwater (12/30/2013) [-]
It can happen. Many people, at least on my mother's side, have completely different last names. Hell, I live in a house where my mother, little brother and I all have different last names. It's a good question 'round these parts, especially if family trees interest you.
User avatar #232 to #11 - skinjacker (12/30/2013) [-]
Instead of saying that you meant their last name, say that you meant their middle name.
If they ask about why you want their middle name, just say that you're curious.
User avatar #76 - wacemindu (12/30/2013) [-]
"WHat was your name again?"

"Christine"

"no no your last name"

" why the **** do you want to know my last name freak? you've known me like 5 minutes... are you a stalker?"
User avatar #137 to #76 - xtwinblade (12/30/2013) [-]
why would you need to save yourself if you have just known the person for five minutes. It should be acceptable to ask for their name again within that period.
#236 to #76 - rakoom (12/31/2013) [-]
Coming up with a reply to that to show her off as twice as creepy as you is so easy it's not even fun.

"... Te **** kind of people are you hanging out with?"
And then start to leave.


"... What? No, you simply looked like someboy I thought I knew..."
Adding '...bitch' to the end is optional.
User avatar #243 to #236 - wacemindu (01/01/2014) [-]
Ahhh Yes....BURN, She truly will be shown up. Assuming she's maybe 12...

That's honestly the kind of weak neck beard **** that would have her laughing even harder in someone's face.
#1 - zeusx ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
as someone who constantly forgets names, this advice is golden
User avatar #181 to #1 - asmodeu (12/30/2013) [-]
What if you try this trick with people who know about it ?
#193 to #1 - nickandre (12/30/2013) [-]
Until you forget it
#87 - lolsrsslybro (12/30/2013) [-]
"What was your name again?"   
   
>"You don't remember my name?"
"What was your name again?"

>"You don't remember my name?"
#197 to #87 - reespawn (12/30/2013) [-]
oh god that gif
oh god that gif
#91 to #87 - xsolicitedsilkx (12/30/2013) [-]
Holy **** , put that gif in the morbid channel!
User avatar #115 to #91 - cormy (12/30/2013) [-]
It's okay, they're grouped together and spreading the force a bit better. It's the single legos that end you.
#117 to #115 - xsolicitedsilkx (12/30/2013) [-]
I've walked across a small room with the floor covered in a three inch thick layer of legos (it was called "the play room" ) and it was a horrible experience.
User avatar #157 to #117 - cormy (12/30/2013) [-]
Still, nothing beats individual pieces spread across a hard wood floor/tiles.
User avatar #138 to #87 - funnyrage (12/30/2013) [-]
"What was your name again?"
"You don't remember my name?"
"No no, i want your full name so i can add your number to my phone."
"Oh, {insert full name here)."

i have used this so far and it works.
User avatar #140 to #138 - funnyrage (12/30/2013) [-]
oh yeah, ask for the number after that.
User avatar #27 - gammajk (12/30/2013) [-]
"What's your name again?"
"What, you forgot it already? Asshole"
"N-no i m-meant your l-last name"
"Why do you want to know that?"
User avatar #130 to #27 - TheExile (12/30/2013) [-]
Just play it off.

"I was just curious", "I thought I recognized it", or even just saying you forgot it. If you're not a social wreck, it's very easy to dodge that question without making an ass of yourself. If you do, I'd suggest working on your social skills some.

Albeit, if someone is rude enough to act like that to such a simple/innocent question, they probably either don't like you or aren't the kind of person you want to hang out with.
User avatar #237 to #130 - gammajk (12/31/2013) [-]
" If you're not a social wreck"
>implying
User avatar #41 to #27 - wretchedlarva (12/30/2013) [-]
Wow, if someone responds like that you probably don't want to be their friend.
User avatar #34 to #27 - lasmamoe (12/30/2013) [-]
Yep, i tried it 2 times. Both times, this happened.
User avatar #29 - merfmerf (12/30/2013) [-]
I've done it a thousand times, it works like an angel, and what you do is when they wonder why you'd like to know their last name, you just say, "oh i thought you were related to a friend/some guy i know/girl i know, nevermind then." Seriously, try it out sometime, but beware, does not work with relatives...
User avatar #78 - jamesdog (12/30/2013) [-]
"What was your name again?"
"Mr.Smith"
"No, I meant your last name!"
"Umm"
User avatar #136 - tearsoblood (12/30/2013) [-]
I tried that once.

-Can you tell me your name?
-You don't remember my name?
-Oh, I remember your first name I just wanted to know your last name.
-Then what's my first name?

and all I could remember was his last name...
User avatar #177 to #136 - iRetaliate (12/30/2013) [-]
That's not how you phrase it, buddy billy bob bo jilly jangles.
#74 - envinite (12/30/2013) [-]
I just moved to uni some months ago and basically, I introduce myself to a lot of random people and vice versa. Then there's this guy whom I forgot his name, but I always call him "bro" and he always call me "bro" too.

Mfw I still don't remember his name for a semester
Mfw realizing that he probably forgot my name too
Mfw we both are too awkward to ask each other's name
Mfw none of my friends know who he is, so I can't ask them for his name
User avatar #102 to #74 - bookyle (12/30/2013) [-]
Ask to check your answer with his on an assignment. You exchange papers and now you both know each others name.
#103 to #102 - envinite (12/30/2013) [-]
> tfw different class
> tfw different majors
User avatar #104 to #103 - bookyle (12/30/2013) [-]
keep trying then. There are lots of opportunities if you are close enough to him.
User avatar #128 to #74 - keltainenlumi (12/30/2013) [-]
I know it sounds stupid but you could just man up and ask him....
User avatar #141 to #74 - funnyrage (12/30/2013) [-]
hey man, how did you spell your name again? this girl asked me on Facebook.
Jordan.
okay thanks, i know a guy whose name has an "a" instead of "o" and its pronounced the same.


or something like that.
User avatar #184 - ipartywithpedobear (12/30/2013) [-]
What's your name?

bond, james bond.

no, i mean your last name.
User avatar #194 to #184 - whiteblob (12/30/2013) [-]
I actually loled, those rare and genuine lols.
#51 - tvveeder (12/30/2013) [-]
My wife hates when I do this to her.
User avatar #69 to #51 - essaressa (12/30/2013) [-]
Your name is so dark I can almost not read it.
User avatar #17 - teoferrazzi (12/30/2013) [-]
I once asked a girl's last name.
she asked 'why?' and refused to give it to me.
it still hurts
User avatar #18 to #17 - Savlonade (12/30/2013) [-]
nothing says 'I'm going to masturbate over your facebook photos' like asking for a girl's surname.
User avatar #211 to #18 - traffy (12/30/2013) [-]
wow... really man?
User avatar #20 to #18 - teoferrazzi (12/30/2013) [-]
so the above content just doesn't work, does it
User avatar #23 to #20 - Midirr (12/30/2013) [-]
I think you missed the point of the content.
First of all, you already know this person (probably from the past somewhere) but you just can remember their name.
Secondly, you first ask for their name (they will give you their first name and feel a bit disappointed that you didn't remember).
And then you save yourself by saying: "No no I knew that, I was asking for your last name."

They won't feel bad any more since last names are harder to remember and at least you 'knew their first name'.
User avatar #142 - joemoearigato (12/30/2013) [-]
The person who wrote that must be really smart. He used albeit in a sentence!
User avatar #233 - warioteam (12/30/2013) [-]
then you forget them both again
#225 - thempc (12/30/2013) [-]
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mfw someone tries this on me
#19 - habasparkz (12/30/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		 this is 			*******		 amazing.
Holy **** this is ******* amazing.
#66 to #19 - twowhiteamigos (12/30/2013) [-]
Egoraptor is written all over this
User avatar #13 - fuzzlefeenix (12/30/2013) [-]
This is too widely known now, every time I've tried to use it the other person has known the trick and given me that sad look of "I know you don't know my name and you're trying to use a trick to be polite."
After these experiences I decided to go with "What's your name on facebook so I can add you?" which works most of the time, unless they have a weird-ass facebook name.
User avatar #15 to #13 - genderless (12/30/2013) [-]
That's bad to hear

On facebook, what if they just say "It's my real name." :|
User avatar #44 to #15 - isenseven (12/30/2013) [-]
Then you can say you don't know/remember their full name (most people don't expect people to remember their last name).
User avatar #16 to #15 - fuzzlefeenix (12/30/2013) [-]
hmm, not sure... that's not happened yet.
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