Pressure. . t If you had be spend at a Walmart in 20 minutes, what wiuld you get? permalink sauna report reply hide child comments t 5000 dollars warth Walmart
x
Click to expand

Pressure

t If you had be spend at a Walmart in 20 minutes, what wiuld you get?
permalink sauna report reply hide child comments
t 5000 dollars warth Walmart gift cards so f can decide can my Owrl time. ain' t pressuring ME.
parent report reply
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+2063
Views: 68775
Favorited: 89
Submitted: 01/06/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to GARFVADER submit to reddit

Comments(157):

[ 157 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#20 - Durp (01/07/2014) [-]
stickied by garfvader
I'm not good under pressure.
#3 - kaliban ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
I would have forced them to sell me one of these
User avatar #116 to #3 - harrylewish (01/07/2014) [-]
What are these?
I'm British, don't shoot me
User avatar #128 to #116 - thediablo (01/07/2014) [-]
Grocery checkout dividers
User avatar #159 to #128 - harrylewish (01/08/2014) [-]
Ah, they look different to the ones I have in my stores
#19 to #3 - jesusfupingchrist (01/07/2014) [-]
You sir are a genius
User avatar #21 to #19 - iridium (01/07/2014) [-]
You can order 1 for like 10$ on the internet, it's not that hard.
#23 to #21 - penileburglar (01/07/2014) [-]
It was a reference to an old post.
It was a reference to an old post.
User avatar #84 to #23 - teotrapper (01/07/2014) [-]
link?
#83 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/07/2014) [-]
Spend all $5000 on Steam gift cards
You need to login to view this link
Hail Gaben
User avatar #147 to #83 - zombifier ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Attack on Gaben
#157 to #83 - trivdiego (01/07/2014) [-]
I just realized I would probably put at least a thousand of those dollars into steam up front
#95 to #83 - yisumad ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#120 to #83 - Rascal (01/07/2014) [-]
our lord and savior!!
User avatar #126 to #120 - jonathankitty (01/07/2014) [-]
Is that seriously one of those huge ads on those dark alley websites like porn and like those "free download ******** " sites?
User avatar #135 to #126 - trojanmannn (01/07/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #136 to #135 - jonathankitty (01/07/2014) [-]
Too bad, would've been the first time I would say, "For once I believe that thing."
User avatar #134 to #83 - trojanmannn (01/07/2014) [-]
and then go do the walmart thing
#18 - randtherrin (01/07/2014) [-]
$5000 in VISA gift cards because Walmart sucks ass
User avatar #50 to #18 - treatedtoxic (01/07/2014) [-]
But you'd lose money because it charges to activate them
User avatar #69 to #50 - swagasauruss (01/07/2014) [-]
$3 per card...and I'm fairly sure you can put all 5000 on one card...
User avatar #133 to #69 - coolcalx (01/07/2014) [-]
upper limit is $500
User avatar #73 to #69 - treatedtoxic (01/07/2014) [-]
I don't remember the limit on them. I think it's less than 5k though.
User avatar #74 to #73 - swagasauruss (01/07/2014) [-]
even if you buy 5 at 1000 each 15 isnt a bad fee...
User avatar #75 to #74 - treatedtoxic (01/07/2014) [-]
Money is money
#80 to #75 - Rascal (01/07/2014) [-]
If you have nothing to buy at walmart anyways, and you'd have lost it all in a few minutes anyways.

Plus think of it as a price for time. $15 to get infinite days to think about how to spend
$4985.
#81 - professorbob (01/07/2014) [-]
1. Buy several high price items, such as TVs
2. Wait until 20 minutes are up
3. Return unopened Items for a refund
4. ???
5. Profit
#56 - dogeate (01/07/2014) [-]
What a coincidence, i just sent $500 for my online girlfriend Horny12yearold@ You need to login to view this link to come visit me from Yugoslavia.
User avatar #137 to #56 - aTastyCooky (01/07/2014) [-]
petition to make all anons on FJ "Horny 12 Year Old Girl"
User avatar #62 to #56 - pizzaweed (01/07/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know why I'm surprised that You need to login to view this link is an actual website
0
#67 to #65 - pizzaweed has deleted their comment [-]
#93 - fagnut (01/07/2014) [-]
**fagnut rolled a random image posted in comment #128 at jeremy shada can and will ** my $5000 worth of ****
User avatar #144 to #93 - teoferrazzi (01/07/2014) [-]
so... a macbook?
#101 to #93 - ideae (01/07/2014) [-]
Nice roll; it actually fits your username.
User avatar #103 to #93 - secretdestroyers (01/07/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware it cost 5 grand to become a homosexual.....almost makes it not worth it.
#125 to #103 - jonathankitty (01/07/2014) [-]
Trust me. It is.
Trust me. It is.
#66 - suikerpapa ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - jasonseagull (01/06/2014) [-]
Not a bad idea
Not a bad idea
#51 - agentmoleman (01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 - Rascal (01/07/2014) [-]
Manager at walmart checking in here and I can honestly confirm that if you were to attempt to buy $5000 worth of walmart gift cards you would have to have a valid photo ID, and give your full name, address, and phone number and even then a member of management can decline the sale due to fear of fraud.
User avatar #77 to #58 - aidansofunny (01/07/2014) [-]
black
#94 to #58 - cokemule (01/07/2014) [-]
Well mister manager of walmart, I'm the tooth fairy and I can confirm that you teeth are actually melted down and sold as pixie mesca, which is basically meth for pixies. So, every time you lose a tooth, we pixies get high as all get out!
In short: stfu anon
#40 - silverhellion (01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#149 to #139 - diegotan ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
YES! That's exactly what I thought of, thank you. One of my favourite Queen songs. And Bowie :3!
YES! That's exactly what I thought of, thank you. One of my favourite Queen songs. And Bowie :3!
User avatar #150 to #139 - epicmalcolm (01/07/2014) [-]
Yes, this is Freddie and Bowie's masterpiece !
#86 - trfirebelrock (01/07/2014) [-]
buy visa gift card run them through a square reader have cash
User avatar #85 - teoferrazzi (01/07/2014) [-]
that's a good choice, except inflation.
the best solution is to buy something that will increase in value over time.
jewelry.
#145 to #85 - bodasion (01/07/2014) [-]
Jewelry's value depreciates heavily upon leaving the store, which would probably cause a larger (short-term) depreciation of the $5,000 than monetary inflation.  Unless it takes you several years to spend the $5,000, which isn't likely since it's a relatively small sum, monetary inflation won't such a large effect that it would mitigate the advantage gained by having gift cards instead of 20 minutes to spend the total.   
   
Put differently, being forced to buy useless 			****		 in 20 minutes or less would probably have a more negative effect on the present and future values of that $5,000 than short-term monetary inflation.   
   
Gif is everyone who reads my comment.
Jewelry's value depreciates heavily upon leaving the store, which would probably cause a larger (short-term) depreciation of the $5,000 than monetary inflation. Unless it takes you several years to spend the $5,000, which isn't likely since it's a relatively small sum, monetary inflation won't such a large effect that it would mitigate the advantage gained by having gift cards instead of 20 minutes to spend the total.

Put differently, being forced to buy useless **** in 20 minutes or less would probably have a more negative effect on the present and future values of that $5,000 than short-term monetary inflation.

Gif is everyone who reads my comment.
User avatar #146 to #145 - teoferrazzi (01/07/2014) [-]
oh, of course buying a gift card is better than buying useless **** .
but I was wondering how to optimize that 5000 for profit. I thought paying for part of a house, but you can't buy that at walmart
User avatar #152 to #146 - bodasion (01/07/2014) [-]
That's probably why the content got so many thumbs. Considering all the factors, i.e., the various types of inflation (price, monetary, etc.), and the amount of time you have to spend the total, and the types of purchases you can make at Wal-Mart (to use your examples, jewelry, which you can buy, and payments on the mortgage, which you can't), the gift cards is certainly the best way to go.

If nothing else, you can convert those gift cards into actual cash. $7 American dollars for $10 Wal-Mart dollars means those gift cards are worth $3,500 cash. You can trade 'em off that way just fine, I'm sure.

Anyway, the gift cards are certainly the best way to go. It's cool that you brought up these subjects, though. Thank you for the conversation.
User avatar #153 to #152 - teoferrazzi (01/07/2014) [-]
no problem, you can always rely on me to overthink comedy
cheers
[ 157 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)