Preposterous! Inconceivable!. From the movie Shanghai Knights... A husband
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User avatar #2 - OddityInfintas (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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This is from "Around the World in 80 Days".
#7 - mikepetru (04/26/2014) [-]
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A husband
#11 - alimais (04/27/2014) [-]
>not taking orders from a female general

How could one disobey goddess Natalia ?
User avatar #25 to #11 - megatrondecepticon (04/27/2014) [-]
how old is she?
#26 to #25 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
34
#16 to #11 - rimjobmcgee (04/27/2014) [-]
Just have a god complex and a complete refusal to recognize any authority higher than your own, then you can refuse orders from anyone
User avatar #23 to #11 - icespine (04/27/2014) [-]
more like "DO HER"
#68 to #29 - datmine (04/27/2014) [-]
That sign in the background...
#46 to #11 - megakillerx ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Seriously, this ******* circle jerk of this woman needs to stop. She's a ******* Attorney General for **** sake not your waifu, So stop acting that you can date her. I seriously thought that you guys grew up from your 2011-2012 phase (you know, the one with the rage face and pony worship) but here you go again, jerking of to a woman who wanted nothing but to spread the will of the new Tsar.

TL; DR: You're all pathetic ***** who thinks that an Attorney General is your waifu.
#79 to #46 - alimais (04/27/2014) [-]
wait, I'll get you someone.   
   
jokeexplain
wait, I'll get you someone.

jokeexplain
User avatar #76 to #46 - devourhim (04/27/2014) [-]
some people take here as a new Boxy
User avatar #48 to #46 - theflamingfire (04/27/2014) [-]
Then you never went to the anime board..... or ever saw FJs comments and some of the content that's been getting posted
#12 to #11 - dashgamer (04/27/2014) [-]
That lady is really cute, but it's pretty ****** up to make her some weird anime fetish.
User avatar #20 to #12 - zerpderp (04/27/2014) [-]
it may be ****** up but holy hell is it erotic
#21 to #20 - dashgamer (04/27/2014) [-]
Looking at her, I wouldn't want to have any sex with her. She's just so cute and adorable that sex would ruin it.
Looking at her, I wouldn't want to have any sex with her. She's just so cute and adorable that sex would ruin it.
User avatar #22 to #21 - zerpderp (04/27/2014) [-]
to tell you the truth she may be cute but i wouldn't want to have sex with her either scared i might end up "missing" or sent on a luxurious vacation to one of Siberia's finest hotels plus she may be cute and all that but the like everything on this site we blow it out of proportion
User avatar #27 to #12 - iamaniceperson (04/27/2014) [-]
Love it or hate it, you can't stop it
#15 to #12 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
What are jokes?
User avatar #52 to #12 - listerthepessimist ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Everyone's into some weird **** dude, just roll with it.
#19 to #12 - Javapenguin ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
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#18 - randomdylan (04/27/2014) [-]
Queen ************* Victoria.
User avatar #1 - kerryman (04/26/2014) [-]
By the time of queen Vic the Monarchy had little real power and only acted as a figure head.
User avatar #4 to #1 - harryboom (04/26/2014) [-]
yeah but if queen lizzy were to pop round my house and tell me to make fer a cuppa, I'd say "milk or sugar"
#6 to #4 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/26/2014) [-]
Milk or Sugar? Or?... Imposter! You always have milk in British Tea! IMPOSTER! YOU'RE NOT BRITISH, YOU'RE JUST A PHONY!
User avatar #9 to #4 - momho (04/27/2014) [-]
What if she would like a lemon slice? D:
#35 to #9 - givememoarpony (04/27/2014) [-]
What if she likes it with milk, sugar, and lemon?
What if she likes it with milk, sugar, and lemon?
#45 to #35 - Ethshar (04/27/2014) [-]
You give it to her.
User avatar #57 to #9 - harryboom (04/27/2014) [-]
then i will take the bus to asda and buy one
#37 - dhanfouras (04/27/2014) [-]
Ah... say it again?
#44 to #37 - innocentbabies (04/27/2014) [-]
Made the mistake of playing as her against USAF general, King Raptors ignored my EMP missiles and ****** me up. 0/10 would not follow into battle.
User avatar #72 to #44 - burdensomebucket (04/27/2014) [-]
They can ignore EMP missiles?
#80 to #72 - innocentbabies (04/27/2014) [-]
Not exactly, but their lasers have a 50% chance to destroy the missiles, and if you get the countermeasures upgrade, that's another 50% chance. So the missiles have a 25% chance to hit.
#39 to #37 - whargarbler (04/27/2014) [-]
****		 that bitch. 			****		 her lasers from the sky. 			****		 her invincible bombers. 			****		 her EMP missiles.   
   
 Love her hair though.
**** that bitch. **** her lasers from the sky. **** her invincible bombers. **** her EMP missiles.

Love her hair though.
User avatar #47 to #39 - smithforprez (04/27/2014) [-]
angry mobs
#81 to #47 - whargarbler (04/28/2014) [-]
AK-47s, for EVERYONE!
User avatar #34 - wienersack (04/27/2014) [-]
Accused of dumping tree parts in Detroit, man tells reporter he won't take orders from women This guy sure as hell doesn't
#30 - icda (04/27/2014) [-]
**icda rolled image** My general
#64 to #30 - nimba (04/27/2014) [-]
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#67 to #30 - datmine (04/27/2014) [-]
Heresy...THE STUFF OF CHAOS
User avatar #71 to #67 - devourhim (04/27/2014) [-]
source ?
User avatar #73 to #71 - datmine (04/27/2014) [-]
Dont know the picture.
The speech is from Dawn of War 2 - Retribution
User avatar #74 to #73 - devourhim (04/27/2014) [-]
hope this won't be a new tank for world of tanks
User avatar #77 to #74 - datmine (04/27/2014) [-]
I hope too.
If it is then they will have to add other tanks like the leman russ or basilisk.
Maybe manticore and minotaur too.
If we add the space marine vehicles too there would be rhinos predators and...oh boy...land raiders.
After all the baneblade is going to be the most dangerous.
#31 to #30 - icda (04/27/2014) [-]
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#38 to #32 - GeneralLeeInsane (04/27/2014) [-]
Have you ever even seen an all-consuming hatred?
#33 to #30 - ghostofgemini (04/27/2014) [-]
relevant, yet ---- ponies....
#36 - madamekawaii (04/27/2014) [-]
Say that to my face.
User avatar #69 to #36 - merrymarvelite (04/27/2014) [-]
I ******* love strong women.
#41 - kolya (04/27/2014) [-]
please continue
User avatar #55 to #41 - fuckingtrolls (04/27/2014) [-]
that's a woman?
#42 to #41 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
Cause Hellsing is known for it's realism.
#43 to #42 - sytheris (04/27/2014) [-]
Who needs realism when you have police girl?
User avatar #85 to #43 - warzon (05/13/2014) [-]
Yes
#63 - hvalen (04/27/2014) [-]
**hvalen rolled image** This man does
#65 to #63 - dashgamer (04/27/2014) [-]
Mein Gott.
Mein Gott.
#66 to #63 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Dafuq
Dafuq
#28 - allinallout **User deleted account** (04/27/2014) [-]
fact: womens ams stupid
#49 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
>implying the queen has any real power
User avatar #51 to #49 - The Captain (04/27/2014) [-]
She did/does.
The British government can't do much without her approval.
I won't lie its so stupid that we have to pay for her to sit on her fat spreading ass and wave her hand AND we have to pay for a goverment that is not trying to estimate when old people are gonna die so they can squash their debt...
ITS SO ******* DUMB
#53 to #51 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
>implying she can do anything if the goverment acts without her aproval
User avatar #54 to #53 - The Captain (04/27/2014) [-]
She can remove whatever they've done if it wasn't without royal permission...
#60 to #54 - fergilgamesh ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Either you're misinformed or a fine troll...
The monarchy has no real power, the Royal Assent phase of passing legislation is purely a formality. If the monarch at the time refused assent then they cannot "remove" whatever government has done!
User avatar #82 to #60 - The Captain (04/28/2014) [-]
I'm not misinformed and I'm not trolling.
The royalty passed the power to the government that's no lie, she is a glorifies tourist attraction. BUT royalty does have certain power over the British government I.e. She CAN retract a law/decision the government made if it was done without her permission. That power remains with the queen.
User avatar #83 to #82 - fergilgamesh ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to put you down dude, but you really are wrong?
You're right the monarchy passed practically all power to parliament, the power they retained was in name only. Every piece of UK legislation is "by royal decree" which basically means that there is a short paragraph at the start of every statute. As a formality every statute has that, is that what you're referring to?

#58 to #49 - silverlance (04/27/2014) [-]
Millions across the world Idolize her, what would you call it?
#70 to #58 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
not really
#5 - anon (04/26/2014) [-]
sexist, women can have power. Just ask Samus.
User avatar #14 to #5 - fullpotatomode (04/27/2014) [-]
tis but a joke
#17 to #5 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
But she wasn't a General. She could have become one easily if she had stayed in the Galactic Federal Army, but she left after a brief stint to become a freelance bounty hunter instead.
User avatar #8 - faperto (04/26/2014) [-]
**faperto rolled user stilljustanewfag ** takes order form a free male
User avatar #59 - flareypwn (04/27/2014) [-]
Jim Broadbean.
#13 - darkpotato ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
**darkpotato rolled image**
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