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#412 - peanutbitter ONLINE (01/17/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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UPDATE 1/17 The package has arrived. The experiment will begin on Sunday morning. Depending on how long the effects last, it should be up sometime on Sunday night or Monday.
User avatar #435 - peanutbitter ONLINE (01/19/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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UPDATE 1/19 We are now streaming
User avatar #429 - peanutbitter ONLINE (01/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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UPDATE 1/19 Today is the day my friends. It was nice knowing you. I will post again if I survive.
User avatar #463 - peanutbitter ONLINE (01/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #153 - (01/16/2014) [+] (76 replies)
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This is awesome. You have my approval
#16 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
make sure you weigh yourself before and after so we can determine if this is an effective weight loss solution
#270 to #16 - EKcEntRIC (01/17/2014) [-]
nothing like a good colon cleanser to catch my attention
User avatar #303 to #16 - sweetsighlullaby (01/17/2014) [-]
I wish I could thumb this twice for relevance
#43 to #16 - pridefulmatthew (01/16/2014) [-]
I agree with this!
User avatar #323 to #123 - PadreRasta (01/17/2014) [-]
So, it was delivered already?
#342 to #323 - anon (01/17/2014) [-]
It's being delivered, most likely won't arrive at OP's house until monday-wednesday.
User avatar #378 to #123 - theyugokid (01/17/2014) [-]
Make sure to delete this comment when it's delivered unless you want all of Funnyjunk to have your home address lmao
User avatar #379 to #378 - istartedthewar (01/17/2014) [-]
I'm familiar shipping with USPS, it just says
Sent Out for Delivery
Time
Mailing Center

It in no way shows the orderer's address.
User avatar #382 to #379 - theyugokid (01/17/2014) [-]
Oh just wanna make sure. Sometimes it says Delivered to:
User avatar #398 to #123 - iamslender (01/17/2014) [-]
HE GETS THEM TODAY!!!!!!
User avatar #243 to #123 - deadlyfoez (01/17/2014) [-]
This is likely the most watched package on USPS. They must be wondering what kind of drugs are in this package.
#31 - elluboy (01/16/2014) [-]
We are literally cheering on some random dude to eat some bears and **** himself to oblivion .. Our fw he posts the results
#316 to #31 - jumperzero (01/17/2014) [-]
Relevant, same thing. For science.
#164 to #31 - nicoquitemad (01/16/2014) [-]
I have lived close to the Haribo headquarters and eaten their stuff through my life, and my anus is just fine. I believe this is ******** .
#218 to #164 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/16/2014) [-]
Not your average asshole
#391 to #164 - necrolepsey (01/17/2014) [-]
I don't know if you eat a lot of sugar free candy but that is what this is referring to and it's no joke. My sister has had diabetes since she was 11 and has gotten use to the "sugar alcohols" but she likes to give sugar free candy to her friends and employees who don't know any better. I imagine afterwords she cackles to herself at the thought of their doomed sphincters.
User avatar #396 to #391 - nicoquitemad (01/17/2014) [-]
odd...
User avatar #397 to #396 - nicoquitemad (01/17/2014) [-]
...But intriguing.
#212 to #31 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/16/2014) [-]
That's why we have stuff like this.
#144 to #31 - peanutbitter ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
It's kind of a weird feeling knowing that over 650 people are waiting for me to **** myself on camera
User avatar #350 to #144 - elcreepo (01/17/2014) [-]
Dude, why on camera

I'll accept just seeing the half eaten bag and before/after weight pictures

**** I'll just accept you saying you did it

Though I have to warn you, having gone out, bought a bag because who doesn't need a little oral enema now and then (helps to clear your system of worms if you have em, and junk if you don't)

It's seriously like liquid hell fire coming out of that tiny hole. You will **** green (bile). I shat purple also, but I think it must have been something in me.

By the end of the night, you will consider calling 911 and wondering if this time, you went too far, maybe ate too many, maybe sosensitive to the stuff to the point of lethality. Then by the next day, after you've slept off the exhaustion, you'll be fine. But that bag will haunt you for the rest of your life. I'd take a couple bottles of water in there with you, and a pillow, maybe some reading material to take your mind off the pain.

Also, if you **** a seven foot tape worm, I will piss myself laughing.

Cheers!
User avatar #340 to #144 - ztron (01/17/2014) [-]
May god have mercy on your colon
#30 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/16/2014) [-]
In three to five business days, this will be emerging from your asshole, at least it's smiling
#15 - theannoyingFJguy (01/16/2014) [-]
May god have mercy on your anus.
May god have mercy on your anus.
User avatar #253 to #41 - supercookieduster (01/17/2014) [-]
that's literally gotta be one of the worst things ever
User avatar #356 to #41 - vichocm (01/17/2014) [-]
oh boy i'm in tears, and worried about having a stroke because of the sustained lol's



made my day
#78 to #41 - fbiagent (01/16/2014) [-]
just imagine a tapeworm wriggling out of your ass... i cringe and get scared just thinking about it
User avatar #321 to #78 - gearshift (01/17/2014) [-]
...what If you gay...
#42 - panax (01/16/2014) [-]
hfw he hears his stomach start to grumble
hfw he hears his stomach start to grumble
#204 - shmedly (01/16/2014) [-]
You will enter the bathroom a man, but leave as a shell of your former self. These bears will break the very fiber of your being. I would not wish the agony these bears induced upon my rectum on Lucifer himself. As bad as you think it will be, I can promise you it will be worse. Prepare your toilet, buy at least 3 packs of toilet paper, and have a bible near by to give you strength in these trials you are about to face. May God have mercy on your soul, and the plumber who will undoubtedly be called to revive your porcelain throne.
You will enter the bathroom a man, but leave as a shell of your former self. These bears will break the very fiber of your being. I would not wish the agony these bears induced upon my rectum on Lucifer himself. As bad as you think it will be, I can promise you it will be worse. Prepare your toilet, buy at least 3 packs of toilet paper, and have a bible near by to give you strength in these trials you are about to face. May God have mercy on your soul, and the plumber who will undoubtedly be called to revive your porcelain throne.
User avatar #390 to #204 - McFuckUp (01/17/2014) [-]
As good as your comment is...I can't help but wonder...why would someone waste so many God damn Cheerios?
User avatar #1 - peanutbitter ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
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#107 to #1 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
wow guys let me mention a lot of people so they can see my content and thumb it.
User avatar #108 to #1 - JariWeis ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Can I get a mention?

I'm a forgetful prick.
User avatar #135 to #1 - bjartur (01/16/2014) [-]
I know I will forget this so pls mention me when your time is due
User avatar #139 to #1 - thatonetyler ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
pm me please
#92 to #1 - existenceisfutile (01/16/2014) [-]
I wish you and your anus the greatest luck, in the name of science and popularity
#13 to #1 - daentraya (01/16/2014) [-]
fuk off phaggot
#32 to #13 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
Oatmeal?You gon get baned
User avatar #33 to #32 - daentraya (01/16/2014) [-]
oh noes. I thought it was all fine as long as the little Oatmeal in the corner wasnt left out
User avatar #20 to #1 - symmiie ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
God wtf, where is my name?
User avatar #262 to #1 - xozonex (01/17/2014) [-]
Can I get a spot on that list please?

I really want to know what happens to dat anus.
User avatar #278 to #1 - Gonnafly (01/17/2014) [-]
put me on 2
User avatar #283 to #1 - scorpionfrommk (01/17/2014) [-]
just so you know everyone on FJ will have your address when this gets delivered...
#339 to #1 - drdrold ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Oh man, add me to that list
User avatar #419 to #1 - potrsr (01/17/2014) [-]
can i joinz the list?
User avatar #2 to #1 - peanutbitter ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Sorry if I forgot anyone
#3 to #2 - turbotank (01/16/2014) [-]
**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #798084 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** damn didn't think anyone would try this i just thought it was funny the original thing anyways tip: don't ******* hold the **** i sucks i stopped McDanolds cause it was my laxative
User avatar #73 to #2 - luddethebunny ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
mee
User avatar #37 to #1 - bobthejob (01/16/2014) [-]
pm me
User avatar #21 to #1 - symmiie ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Just kidding I wasn't any part of this.
User avatar #189 to #1 - srhkid (01/16/2014) [-]
....can i be added?... For.. science
User avatar #17 to #1 - carnivora (01/16/2014) [-]
Thanks
How much do you want to eat at first ?
User avatar #173 to #1 - farceofnature (01/16/2014) [-]
Not sure what i am getting into, but PM me.
#8 to #1 - greensky (01/16/2014) [-]
cheers sport
User avatar #152 to #1 - gorilladinn (01/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #402 to #152 - finblob (01/17/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #250 to #152 - avatarsarefornoobs (01/17/2014) [-]
and why do you think i give a **** about this?
User avatar #222 to #152 - cycloneclone (01/16/2014) [-]
whats going on
User avatar #208 to #152 - burningdash (01/16/2014) [-]
**** you too
User avatar #209 to #208 - gorilladinn (01/16/2014) [-]
wow really? i thought you were a nice guy or somethin
User avatar #210 to #209 - burningdash (01/16/2014) [-]
realy, im not
User avatar #211 to #210 - gorilladinn (01/16/2014) [-]
i have faith in u
User avatar #213 to #211 - burningdash (01/16/2014) [-]
dont, become a ateist
User avatar #159 to #152 - gorilladinn (01/16/2014) [-]
dragx splooge sluge gabek muffinzexe cycloneclone neroiskill burningdash swiftninja voltkills astrraea you faggot
User avatar #464 to #159 - SwiftNinja (01/20/2014) [-]
I only come to this website for the porn god ******* dammit why do I keep getting summoned in comments
#170 to #159 - muffinzexe (01/16/2014) [-]
Why did you call the board nazi?
#329 to #160 - anon (01/17/2014) [-]
What's the meaning behind this one? I'm pretty ignorant with euro affairs.
User avatar #157 to #152 - epicsauciness (01/16/2014) [-]
why am i tagged here
User avatar #155 to #152 - sannukas (01/16/2014) [-]
wat?
User avatar #39 to #1 - Fabianz ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Add me to the list please
User avatar #48 to #39 - peanutbitter ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
that list was only there so the people that asked for a pm would see this picture
User avatar #63 to #48 - Fabianz ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
add me to the goddamm list
User avatar #68 to #63 - narcissism ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Fabianz
Huehue
User avatar #268 to #48 - creatablejam (01/17/2014) [-]
How many are you going to take at a time?
User avatar #82 - theannoyingFJguy (01/16/2014) [-]
I wonder if he'll be able to bear it.
#11 - I Am Monkey (01/16/2014) [-]
OP's face in 3 to 5 business days.
User avatar #357 to #304 - rihardololz (01/17/2014) [-]
BRACE FOR THE IMPACT
#198 - exorbis (01/16/2014) [-]
We'll be watching you OP
#196 - haidebej (01/16/2014) [-]
OP in a few days
OP in a few days
#131 - icametocomment (01/16/2014) [-]
Way to take one for the team you glorious idiot
Way to take one for the team you glorious idiot
#66 - doctorprofessornv (01/16/2014) [-]
May god have mercy on thine soul
May god have mercy on thine soul
#344 to #66 - fadetometallica (01/17/2014) [-]
Just cause.
Just cause.
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