Pregnant you say?. .. Babies are disgusting Pregnant you say
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#17 - andovaredoras (04/10/2014) [-]
They had sex.
User avatar #70 to #17 - thirdoffive (04/10/2014) [-]
thought of having sex- pleasing and arousing

thought of your parents having sex- OH GOD NO EWEWEWEWEWEW!!!
User avatar #83 to #70 - andovaredoras (04/11/2014) [-]
My sister had a baby recently, and everyone is still ''aww such a cute baby'', and all i can think is sister got ''filled up''.....
User avatar #77 to #17 - dehnoobshow (04/11/2014) [-]
Well, they are adults, so yes.
#80 to #17 - llanox (04/11/2014) [-]
so did your thumbs
User avatar #21 to #17 - zerglin (04/10/2014) [-]
Champion of the people right here
User avatar #27 to #17 - chaossniper (04/10/2014) [-]
at night
User avatar #10 - Ehwhat (04/10/2014) [-]
"We're pregnant!"
"What, both of you?"
#6 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
if she's pregnant how come there' no bump on her stomach
#44 to #6 - booped (04/10/2014) [-]
Much bait... So troll...
User avatar #63 to #8 - anonymouzx (04/10/2014) [-]
no i dont think the anon was serious
#7 - theannoyingFJguy (04/10/2014) [-]
I did it all.
I did it all.
User avatar #81 to #71 - douevensax (04/11/2014) [-]
Sonic 06 gets me evertim.
User avatar #9 to #7 - sexyhimself ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
you ****** , you ************* Michael Jackson
#23 - ultrablue (04/10/2014) [-]
Reminds me of my dad and my grandpa.   
When my dad called and told him that my mom was pregnant with their first child (my sister) my grandpa just started laughing.   
My dad has said throughout my whole life that he is gonna do the same thing to me and my sister if and when we have kids.
Reminds me of my dad and my grandpa.

When my dad called and told him that my mom was pregnant with their first child (my sister) my grandpa just started laughing.

My dad has said throughout my whole life that he is gonna do the same thing to me and my sister if and when we have kids.
#24 to #23 - rollinggolem (04/10/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image** Gross, why would you want to have children with your sister?
#25 to #24 - ultrablue (04/10/2014) [-]
Because grammar and sentence structure
#26 to #25 - rollinggolem (04/10/2014) [-]
grammar, cares! structure and sentences because.
#46 to #24 - oxYKellark ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 - ningyoaijin ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I hate it when couples say "we're pregnant".
User avatar #56 to #11 - sagedivinity (04/10/2014) [-]
Does it really matter? I mean, does it REALLY matter?
User avatar #28 to #11 - mechaemperor (04/10/2014) [-]
Maybe it's just the dude getting more involved with his significant other? Showing they're committed?

Even then, I've only ever heard women say it in plural.
#49 to #11 - splyt (04/10/2014) [-]
it's not incorrect to say it like that, it's just easy to immediately clarify the father that way. but you know, keep hating simple things if you like...
User avatar #12 to #11 - qnamanmanga (04/10/2014) [-]
What with lesbian couple?
#19 to #12 - spleed (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't think lesbian couples both get pregnant very often.
User avatar #20 to #19 - masdercheef (04/10/2014) [-]
We have science, we can make it happen.
User avatar #34 to #20 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/10/2014) [-]
I have a penis. I can make it happen.
User avatar #60 to #20 - fables (04/10/2014) [-]
all it really takes is a turkey baster and a willing man.
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#1 - angrybarts (04/10/2014) [-]
Babies are 			*******		 disgusting
Babies are ******* disgusting
#3 to #1 - Orc (04/10/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** uberkek
User avatar #4 to #1 - muffinofrage (04/10/2014) [-]
After helping my family with 5, I agree. They can be cute but I've dealt with enough kids to know I want nothing to do with them, or at least until the mental scars and fade a bit.
User avatar #18 to #1 - economic (04/10/2014) [-]
Not really.
#14 to #1 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
You were once a baby too,
#15 to #14 - angrybarts (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah and i was ******* disgusting what's your point?
#29 to #15 - popnotes (04/10/2014) [-]
Made my day, thank you for that.
Made my day, thank you for that.
User avatar #45 to #14 - cpupurpleheart (04/10/2014) [-]
I was gonna thumb you down because of how dumb you sound saying that but that picture of Sonic stopped me.
#47 to #1 - oxYKellark ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I hate children, my girlfriend is absolutly inlove with them and says that she is going to have one of her own eventually no matter what. Which sucks because i realized that eventually i would have to break up with her, we've been together for like a month so yeah.

Kids ruin everything.
User avatar #5 to #1 - assrocket (04/10/2014) [-]
I had to watch a cat give birth once, and my mum made me look after the newborn kittens.
It was the single most disgusting ******* thing I have ever witnessed. They look like aliens. And I like kids (to a degree).
#2 to #1 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
you were saying
you were saying
User avatar #13 to #2 - sonnyboii (04/10/2014) [-]
And 5 minutes later it screams and ***** for 5 hours until it sleeps for a few and wakes you up in the middle of the night
User avatar #68 to #13 - rockamekishiko (04/10/2014) [-]
>implying people on FJ do much else
User avatar #62 to #13 - fables (04/10/2014) [-]
Emotional baby! Too cute!
User avatar #16 to #2 - givememoarpony (04/10/2014) [-]
whoa, that's some uncanny valley stuff. what's it supposed to be, a human prototype or something?
#53 to #1 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, because you totally weren't a baby once.   
They don't know any better, they're just babies
Oh yeah, because you totally weren't a baby once.
They don't know any better, they're just babies
User avatar #59 to #53 - angrybarts (04/10/2014) [-]
hur hur u were babby 1nce hur dur i dont look at comments
User avatar #82 to #59 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/11/2014) [-]
Geez I hope you never reproduce, but given your passionate hatred for infants that shouldn't be a problem
User avatar #72 to #59 - majormayor (04/10/2014) [-]
So they're literally Hitler or some **** ?
#22 to #1 - kurtlanglie (04/10/2014) [-]
Nah, they're just pathetic.

Ya'll don't know disgusting until you have to help an overweight stranger give birth in the back of a moving ambulance. Ever hear the rumors that women **** themselves during the birthing process? Well it's true, and if you're on the receiving end of a mother pushing out two stinky heads, life is disgusting.

Then there's the fluid, and all the other assorted blood and unidentifiable solids that come with it. Imagine yourself staring down the sweaty, stinky barrel of a lady's most personal zone, complete with a bottom-mounted **** shooter, waiting to catch a slimy, fragile, and (hopefully) crying tiny human being, all while the mom is screaming about how she hates everything, especially you.

That's the Miracle of Life, folks. It's either your most disturbing nightmare or your very specific fetish. I'm not sure which is more horrifying.
User avatar #30 to #22 - ohhh (04/10/2014) [-]
What the **** ?
#42 to #22 - booped (04/10/2014) [-]
Eradicate it with radiation...
Eradicate it with radiation...
#31 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
TFW The girl you loved and that considers you a friend told you she was preggers and yet she was dating someone else.
TFW You wanted to be her baby daddy
TFW You will never know what her vajayjay feels like
TFW this was the future you chose
User avatar #35 to #31 - fukkendragonite (04/10/2014) [-]
...Hug it out with me anon... Come on, virtual hug time.

ps, you're a registered user that posted as anon aren't you? I can see because you fav'd the comment. It's okay, I understand your shame.
User avatar #37 to #36 - fukkendragonite (04/10/2014) [-]
You're the anon aren't you?
#38 to #37 - rollinggolem (04/10/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image** Don't assume things, especially on the internet. I am not the anon. It is unlikely that the anon (having favourited the comment) was watching it so vehemently 30 minutes later that he would catch a reply the minute it had been posted.
User avatar #39 to #38 - fukkendragonite (04/10/2014) [-]
I'll assume what I want mang

okay I believe you
#54 - iqpwner ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
All I can ever think when a couple tells me that they're pregnant is that the guy creampied the girl. Then I imagine them having sex. Dont know why
#57 to #54 - swiftshadow (04/10/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #58 to #54 - pulluspardus (04/10/2014) [-]
Good work you finally managed to discover how babbys are formed.
User avatar #76 to #58 - dehnoobshow (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't think you understood what he meant, is that he actually imagines the sexytimes. The mental... gif.
Not just ''Oh, they had sex'', But he sees in his head the man thrusting and eventually cumming inside her.
User avatar #78 to #76 - pulluspardus (04/11/2014) [-]
I know.
User avatar #79 to #78 - dehnoobshow (04/11/2014) [-]
So you carry on with your life, with the mental image of your friend, or total strangers, ******* like wild rabbits, as if nothing happened?
Ever heard of the expression ''too much information''?
#64 to #54 - atomicman (04/10/2014) [-]
It's called being a adolescent
It's called being a adolescent
#55 to #54 - momofun (04/10/2014) [-]
yes i am not the only one
#40 - lolofoeshow ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
pregnancy tests: test for two things that can ruin a man's life
User avatar #69 - thirdoffive (04/10/2014) [-]
"we're pregnant"
what the **** ?
#74 to #69 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Yet another stupid American **** . I HATE that retard expression. WE're not pregnant, she is and you're fat...
#52 - obviousbaitman (04/10/2014) [-]
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#73 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
I was thinking about this earlier at work....

A little girl was screaming her lungs out because her mother wouldn't carry her, they were headed out then she started to scream louder because her mother wouldn't buy her a movie.

and I just thought... that's why parents who have children can't wait for others to have kids... so they can feel that pain...

we also were talking about punching children right in the face for acting up...
#67 - euroblend (04/10/2014) [-]
pretty much how I feel whenever I see parents in the store I work at and their kid is screaming
Am I a ****** human being for laughing at their misfortune?
User avatar #66 - fables (04/10/2014) [-]
Emotional baby! Too cute!

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