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Porn Folder

l fjamily frequently asks mete use my computer
wave a program that tells me what folders and _exe files have been executed
sees them rummaging around my entire computer
suecide to finally oblige them by making a folder named "Porn"
sstuff it in my Videos fewer
yin this Porn fewer is exactly _ T" Gel worth masters photos
met explicit photos of any kind involving zebras, just plain old pictures
aerogram shows that they' opened the fewer
times
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#15 - thelastelephant (01/01/2014) [-]
MFW anyone uses my laptop but me
#42 to #15 - volksworgen (01/02/2014) [-]
>Make second profile with no password for just such an occasion.
>Make second profile with no password for just such an occasion.
#49 to #15 - jjcoffee (01/02/2014) [-]
been there
been there
User avatar #37 to #15 - priestoftheoldones (01/02/2014) [-]
**** dude, I don't even have a porn folder and I just get nervous as hell someone even asks to use my computer.
User avatar #50 to #37 - hudis ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Same. Not sure why. Zero porn or otherwise dubious material on my computer, not a trace of porn or anything like it in my browser history ever (partly due to always using incognito for shady stuff and also deleting my browser history frequently). I still get on edge whenever someone uses the computer.
User avatar #75 to #50 - theflamingfire (01/02/2014) [-]
Your internet provider can still see what you go on...
User avatar #77 to #75 - hudis ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh, I don't care about that. Just one of the measures I take to avoid embarrassing situations with family etc.
User avatar #81 to #77 - theflamingfire (01/02/2014) [-]
You family may not know about it but providers will if anything breaks and need a tech from the place to fix it they will look at you like dear god he watches that.... happened to me before
User avatar #92 to #81 - hudis ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, yeah, but it doesn't really have any consequences. I don't know any of them. They don't exist until I need them, and cease existing when I don't, so to speak.
User avatar #21 to #15 - tmgrskat (01/01/2014) [-]
I don't even have porn on my computer, and I still sweat like a madcunt.
#1 - tittietwister (01/01/2014) [-]
SOMEONE tell me what program allows you to see this. dear god i want it so badly.
User avatar #5 to #1 - wolviewolverine (01/01/2014) [-]
just own your own computer, sheesh..
#6 to #5 - tittietwister (01/01/2014) [-]
I do, of course. I just want to start liberally allowing people to use it.... So then I know who is as a nosy whore as I am.
User avatar #8 to #5 - meathooksodomy (01/01/2014) [-]
I own my computer but if my mom or my brother or my sister wants to use I'll let them use it.
User avatar #7 to #1 - TexMex (01/01/2014) [-]
Download a keylogger. You can choose to see what they click on there too.
User avatar #11 to #1 - zoidz (01/01/2014) [-]
Look up how to make a personal keylogger, and activate it when they are using it, and it'll show all actions in a .txt format.
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User avatar #86 to #1 - realaccount (01/02/2014) [-]
An easy way to see which folders have been opened recently is by going to your documents and going to the Recent Places tab.
User avatar #3 to #1 - therealtjthemedic (01/01/2014) [-]
Might be Prey?
#19 to #1 - parkingmeter (01/01/2014) [-]
here you go. I got this the last time it was posted
www.nirsoft.net/utils/opened_files_view.html
#12 - songemot (01/01/2014) [-]
I have these three folders right on my desktop.

The first contains shots of the show Hardcore Pawn, the second has maps and photos of the Greek island of Lesbos, and the third has pictures and diagrams of large shrimp. None of them contain anything questionable.

I'm just waiting to see what happens.
#44 to #12 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
thisisbait.jpg And it's beautiful.
User avatar #64 to #12 - lasmamoe (01/02/2014) [-]
What wallpaper is that?
User avatar #66 to #65 - lasmamoe (01/02/2014) [-]
Neat. Thanks.
#68 to #66 - songemot (01/02/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #76 to #12 - masterspectre (01/02/2014) [-]
You should use the prawn sex picture from District 9.
User avatar #45 to #12 - newsuperyoshi (01/02/2014) [-]
You magnificent mother ****** .
#14 to #12 - dross (01/01/2014) [-]
Now THAT is bait I will thumb up.
Now THAT is bait I will thumb up.
User avatar #16 to #14 - lype ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
dont eat the bait
#18 - chukkk (01/01/2014) [-]
Where did he get 38.7GB of zebra photos???
User avatar #23 to #18 - lolwtfme (01/01/2014) [-]
on the internet
User avatar #24 to #23 - picklemanatee (01/01/2014) [-]
Do you realise how many pictures it is though?
User avatar #40 to #24 - doctorprofessornv (01/02/2014) [-]
Maybe he found a lot of very high quality photos?
#25 to #24 - lolwtfme (01/02/2014) [-]
yes, and i also realize how blue my username is right now.


kinda neat.
#36 to #25 - Darianvincent (01/02/2014) [-]
Your username is white to me.
#39 to #36 - GoldenBob (01/02/2014) [-]
Go away you silly 09.
User avatar #41 to #39 - Darianvincent (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't have to take that from a blue name older than me with no spaces! But seriously they should make it so older accounts can change colors on names or text. I'd make my name the darkest purple I could.
User avatar #43 to #41 - GoldenBob (01/02/2014) [-]
It took me forever to find out that new names can't even have caps in it. And I don't want spaces in my name.
#70 to #43 - Roxorz (01/02/2014) [-]
what, since when?
User avatar #84 to #70 - GoldenBob (01/02/2014) [-]
Well the change happened in late 2010. I didn't notice until year or so later.
#58 to #43 - rdobet (01/02/2014) [-]
Which I find hilarious since back when I used this name I made sure it was all lowercase.
#32 - muralriver (01/02/2014) [-]
**muralriver rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Search for your Sonic the Hedgehog ** I got half a terabyte of this on my rig
User avatar #10 - Kairyuka (01/01/2014) [-]
My mom and sis knows to stay off my computer, and if they choose to go snooping, that's their problem.
User avatar #13 to #10 - dehfurk (01/01/2014) [-]
That sounds oddly threatening...
#98 to #13 - Kairyuka (01/02/2014) [-]
Maybe it is.
#67 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7243823 at Safe For Work Random Board ** whats in my porn folder
User avatar #72 to #67 - gigamuffin (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry for you.
#48 - jjcoffee (01/02/2014) [-]
then they'll just think you fap over zebras ...
then they'll just think you fap over zebras ...
User avatar #4 - nedmisthabaws (01/01/2014) [-]
If you use the "recent folders" tab and use "properties" on a folder, you can see when it was last opened.
User avatar #90 to #4 - oniiking ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
That doesn't tell you how many times it was accessed within a time frame.
User avatar #99 to #90 - nedmisthabaws (01/02/2014) [-]
Never said it did. This is just a way to check if someone's been looking into your folders since last time you used the computer. You'll have to install a program for full record.
#59 to #57 - confusedasian (01/02/2014) [-]
Here's the background if anyone wants it.
#60 to #59 - confusedasian (01/02/2014) [-]
Here's one with a sloth.
User avatar #73 to #59 - chocolatepuppy (01/02/2014) [-]
YES!! i was about to ask for it!
#79 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
I just keep my folder out in the open what great stuff lays in here
#96 to #91 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Thanks they will never know
#9 - newpolitics (01/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#22 - tdogmeds (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm an adult, and I don't care if people see my porn.
Desktop, man.
User avatar #82 to #22 - cactusphalus (01/02/2014) [-]
>I'm an adult
>ponies
> rĂ¡! ahahahahahahahahaha
#85 to #82 - tdogmeds (01/02/2014) [-]
Problem?
User avatar #30 to #22 - sirfisticuffs (01/02/2014) [-]
I'd be more concerned about them finding out I'm a faggot with a pony folder.
User avatar #35 to #30 - tdogmeds (01/02/2014) [-]
Nah, they already know.
User avatar #74 to #30 - nocta (01/02/2014) [-]
so you also have a pony folder? i would be worried if i had one too
User avatar #28 to #22 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
you have a pony folder, that means noone would ever be on your computer.
because you're alone.
User avatar #31 to #28 - tdogmeds (01/02/2014) [-]
It hurts, cause its true.
#34 to #31 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
don't worry, i'm alone too
and i don't even have a pony folder to blame it on.
User avatar #52 to #34 - domny (01/02/2014) [-]
can a furry guy join this conversation of lonesome people?
#53 to #52 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
we walk a lonely road, the only road that we have ever known.
#63 to #53 - domny (01/02/2014) [-]
don't know where it goes but it's home to us and we walk alone
User avatar #71 to #63 - theflamingfire (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh how I loved newgrounds....
User avatar #94 to #52 - tdogmeds (01/02/2014) [-]
All us weird internet people should, like, meet or something.
Not a convention. Too noisy.
Like. 'Hey everyone, let's get some coffee here at this time!"
#27 to #22 - silverlance (01/02/2014) [-]
You have separate folders for ponies and porn?
User avatar #33 to #27 - tdogmeds (01/02/2014) [-]
I have a complicated organization system.
#46 to #22 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 to #46 - domycatdaddy (01/02/2014) [-]
Runescape players still exist?
User avatar #80 to #54 - cakezs (01/02/2014) [-]
I think I still have a subscription to it, I stopped ever since EoC though
#100 - grasman ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
My folder is lying directly in the download folder.
lol.
User avatar #95 - iridium (01/02/2014) [-]
Have a special, easily locked folder hidden in a very random place on my computer, and a spare account with no password that I usually let guests use, which I justify by saying that it logs in quicker to that account and less programs open up when using, so basically nobody will ever find mine.

It's not like I even need to hide it, I just do it out of habit and precaution.
User avatar #89 - zeroxnight (01/02/2014) [-]
i dont store porn so when my internet goes out, I have no more porn
User avatar #97 to #89 - newforomador (01/02/2014) [-]
That's the reason I save porn.
User avatar #88 - traks (01/02/2014) [-]
I have a batch file on my desktop named Porn
shutdown -s -t 10 -c "You honestly think Id leave my porn in the open?"
And a another batch file hidden so if I want to stop the shutdown, I can
shutdown -a
#87 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
I once took a dick pic on my phone and my mom found it
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