Poor John. . AND THE SAID DMD JNHN. TIME WITH Mil RECEIVE ETERNAL LIFE." JNHN DAME FIFTH AND LINN A TOASTED.
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#21 to #5 - confusedasian (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't understand how people do that. I can only do it in the sink or shower when my hands are wet.
#31 to #23 - batwill **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 to #10 - sonicthefast (10/10/2013) [-]
And $10,000 to Jesus!
#12 to #10 - trishaferr (10/09/2013) [-]
SAVED! *ba dum dum tsch!*
#15 - atomschlumpf (10/09/2013) [-]
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”
User avatar #28 - hor (10/10/2013) [-]
And then God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a lot better.
User avatar #4 - rota (10/09/2013) [-]
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The whom i kiss is the one you seek."

To which they responded, "Gay."
#18 - goll (10/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - ishitniggers (10/09/2013) [-]
and god then created eve, who was poppin droppin bootylicious
User avatar #43 to #14 - tmgrskat (10/10/2013) [-]
bammin' slammin' bottylicious*
#35 - badthing (10/10/2013) [-]
MFW my name is John
User avatar #36 to #35 - itsmedturner (10/10/2013) [-]
How's the toaster?
User avatar #44 to #36 - BlueToaster (10/10/2013) [-]
He always burns the ******* toast.

Bagels are ok, though.
User avatar #45 to #44 - BlueToaster (10/10/2013) [-]
Correction: bread.
User avatar #38 to #36 - badthing (10/10/2013) [-]
Instructions were not clear enough. My dick is currently stuck in it.
User avatar #39 to #38 - itsmedturner (10/10/2013) [-]
You forgot to lubricate it with the butter, didn't you?
#40 to #39 - badthing (10/10/2013) [-]
possibly
#41 to #40 - itsmedturner (10/10/2013) [-]
How else are you going to get that golden crispiness you've been longing for? C'mon, man! If a toaster is a bread tanning bed, then butter is tanning lotion.
User avatar #27 - vladhellsing (10/10/2013) [-]
But when they got there, they found that the tomb was empty. "RRRRIKES!" said Scoob.
#20 - confusedasian (10/10/2013) [-]
So it's finally come. My moment of glory is here.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
My name is John.
So it's finally come. My moment of glory is here.








My name is John.
#46 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Eternal life .... endless toasters.
#34 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
It's funny because poor john is used as a euphemism for a dry and shriveled penis in Romeo and Juliet because poor john is a dried fish. True story
User avatar #33 - agrofenlas (10/10/2013) [-]
**agrofenlas rolled a random comment #8396 posted by dashgamer at The Cider Barrel ** :
Well, I don't know what's up with you, but I can say to just fine.


What I got.
User avatar #32 - fluffed (10/10/2013) [-]
The fourth angel played the fourth trumpet, and it was off key.
User avatar #19 - toddingram (10/10/2013) [-]
And then jesus said, "let he who has not sinned cast, the first stone." so they beat her instead.
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