Poor Dad. . after i got my wisdom teeth out my mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i basically passed out for hours except we were on the way to my grandfather'
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Poor Dad

after i got my wisdom teeth out my
mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i
basically passed out for hours except
we were on the way to my
grandfather' s house and we had to
drive down the highway of tears and
when we arrived my mom called
because the police had phoned our
house to say that a constructor had
reported a man driving an my with
our license plate with a "pale,
bloated, lifeless body in the front
seat"
i got mistaken for a dead body
they thought my dad was a murderer
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#54 - orrisic (12/26/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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Sup guys, remember to subscribe and thumb up!
#75 - orrisic (12/26/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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A lot of people are being disrespectful. Keep in mind, I'm OP. It's my content, my rules. Any rude comments will be deleted.
A lot of people are being disrespectful. Keep in mind, I'm OP. It's my content, my rules. Any rude comments will be deleted.
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#42 - mikeymikee (12/26/2013) [-]
The voice in my head ran out of breath while reading this
#108 to #42 - niggastolemyname (12/27/2013) [-]
jokes on you I read it out loud
jokes on you I read it out loud
#8 - augustusxxiv (12/26/2013) [-]
And not a single period was given.  Why does tumblr not believe in periods?
And not a single period was given. Why does tumblr not believe in periods?
User avatar #48 to #8 - mantage (12/26/2013) [-]
why do people care?
#50 to #8 - furiousmarshmellow (12/26/2013) [-]
This story doesn't have punctuation marks.


Clearly it's not interesting at all.


Even if it is fake.
#146 to #8 - rakoom (12/27/2013) [-]
They don't care.

They have no reason to. Ever had a tumblr-account and then followed some active blogs that reblogs every good thing they come across? The mood on tumblr as a whole is VERY different from FunnyJunk. Instead of a competition on being the most intelligent, witty, snarky, puntastic, artistic comedian, they just share stuff for fun's sake.

Yes you can say that you disagree about that FJ is a competition, but it is wether you like it or not, when users browse the comment-section on the 'Top Rated Comment' way.
User avatar #12 to #8 - fedegon (12/26/2013) [-]
Weird, considering they're mostly girls.
User avatar #13 to #8 - mrfartypants (12/26/2013) [-]
wasnt there enough blood in the story?
User avatar #15 to #8 - Kingsteveooo (12/26/2013) [-]
I can't think of a single woman who, if given the choice would vote in favour of the period.
User avatar #35 - thevsamovies (12/26/2013) [-]
Anyone else have the problem where if there's no commas or periods, it's like you just can't read and understand it?
#63 to #35 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
I don't have a problem with it. I can just place the punctuation where it needs to be and read it just fine.

Also **** you orrisic I'm still posting.
User avatar #77 to #35 - theexplodingcheez (12/26/2013) [-]
I hate when people use poor grammar, but I think with online posts like this, it's acceptable. I think in some cases, it makes the content funnier. If you're going for a long rant or something with no pauses, one way to convey that is by using no periods or commas. To each his own, though.
User avatar #111 to #35 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Yeah oh my god man it hurts it's awful why would anybody ever not use punctuation like that I mean we here Funnyjunkers on Funnyjunk we always use punctuation properly unlike people on Tumblr who never use punctuation properly
#43 to #35 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - jstoehr (12/26/2013) [-]
The **** is a constructor?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Noah (12/26/2013) [-]
A person who builds (constructs) things.
User avatar #4 to #3 - jstoehr (12/26/2013) [-]
In the US we call the construction workers. Where is it that they use the term constructor? I am curious, not trying to be an ass.
User avatar #26 to #4 - howunexpected (12/26/2013) [-]
It depends on where you are from
My stepfather, who lived all over the country, but developed his vocabulary in the mid-west, in Minnesota, uses the term "constructor"
User avatar #5 to #4 - Noah (12/26/2013) [-]
In the UK, I believe.
User avatar #27 to #2 - Lambda (12/26/2013) [-]
A constructor is called to create an object and set values of certain variables.
User avatar #182 to #37 - grandlordchicken (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh wait, that destructor
User avatar #6 to #2 - mauerman ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
In Denmark we have the term "Building Constructor", which is a guy who deals with the architects, is in charge of the construct site, is very well versed in the laws about building and highly trained when it comes to safety on a construction site. It takes 3 years to become one. My brother is studying to become one, he'll be done next summer.
User avatar #10 to #6 - localbees (12/26/2013) [-]
That sounds kind of like an American construction manager, but they also deal with the business side of the construction projects.
#80 - iyellatstuff (12/26/2013) [-]
You're a real ******* faggot orrisic
#81 to #80 - orrisic (12/26/2013) [-]
Do you want to be blocked?
User avatar #83 to #81 - iyellatstuff (12/26/2013) [-]
People like you are the reason this website is going to ****
#84 to #83 - orrisic (12/26/2013) [-]
No.. it's people like you.
User avatar #86 to #84 - iyellatstuff (12/26/2013) [-]
Look dude, you're a thumbwhore and your content always look like the ******* holocaust of comments.
#137 to #87 - dogeate (12/27/2013) [-]
I like you orrisic
#171 to #87 - bololak (12/27/2013) [-]
Ehehe. You're gonna hit level -400 in no time
User avatar #102 to #84 - mexicanfood (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah thats why everyone is ******** on you
User avatar #114 to #83 - ntyoyo (12/27/2013) [-]
This website went to **** a long time ago lelele
User avatar #47 to #1 - laaaaambofgod (12/26/2013) [-]
not as unbelievable as some of the other stories we hear
#18 to #1 - PedoNazi (12/26/2013) [-]
i'm so tired of seeing this asshole's smug-ass face in every god damn story post on fj
i'm so tired of seeing this asshole's smug-ass face in every god damn story post on fj
#44 to #18 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
dude la noire teaches you how to doubt irl
User avatar #36 to #18 - defender (12/26/2013) [-]
maybe because these stories are most likely false
User avatar #24 - Pikachuuu (12/26/2013) [-]
half way through, i thought this person was just throwing a bunch of random **** together in an attempt to mock the majority of tumblr posts. god damn, these tumblr ***** need to learn how to use periods
#21 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
This is ******** , but you're still fat and pasty.
User avatar #29 to #21 - cumfartz (12/26/2013) [-]
no u
User avatar #41 - nonnotitiapono (12/26/2013) [-]
bloated.
User avatar #46 to #41 - imagnetsux ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
fat.
User avatar #20 - mcrut (12/26/2013) [-]
A comma or period would be much appreciated
#23 to #20 - pettdavids (12/26/2013) [-]
Actually, skip the periods, nobody likes periods, neither boys nor girls
User avatar #51 to #23 - Dwarf (12/26/2013) [-]
I hate Sunset.
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User avatar #28 to #23 - mcrut (12/26/2013) [-]
hahaha
#25 - veryspecialagent (12/26/2013) [-]
I would totally do that if it meant getting to use the carpool lane.
User avatar #34 - dubslao (12/26/2013) [-]
So, instead of chasing after the murderer, the police called the vehicle owner's house?
User avatar #38 to #34 - nuclearnarwhal (12/26/2013) [-]
They thought it might have been have been a stolen car, to go with that murder.
User avatar #39 to #38 - dubslao (12/26/2013) [-]
So instead of chasing the murder/car thief and the dead body, they called the stolen car's owner's house
User avatar #40 to #39 - nuclearnarwhal (12/26/2013) [-]
Idk man, I'm not a cop. It just seemed logical.
User avatar #57 to #39 - captainstinkypinky (12/26/2013) [-]
They had no real evidence that the car was stolen or that anyone was actually murdered. They would have no grounds to chase the car
User avatar #82 to #57 - dubslao (12/26/2013) [-]
but someone called about a dead body in the front seat
User avatar #147 to #82 - captainstinkypinky (12/27/2013) [-]
But that isn't evidence. That just means somebody thought they saw a dead person. Realistically, the chances of it being a dead person are waaaaaay less than a sleeping person and a dumb caller
#7 - Jowi (12/26/2013) [-]
What is the highway of tears?
#9 to #7 - kwizzer (12/26/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_of_Tears_murders
A highway that's got that nickname due to a murder series, I presume
#74 to #9 - retepraamrod (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to drive down the highway of tears to visit my brother in PG. There is a large patch without any cellphone coverage. This article is pretty spoopy.
#112 to #74 - kwizzer (12/27/2013) [-]
Well, don't stop at that part of the road.
Especially if you see someone whose car apparently broke down and needs help, at most throw some water/food out of the window or a signal flare, so you won't feel guilty.
On the other hand, if people've learnt anything from movies, he's/they've probably thrown something onto the road, so your tires will burst to be sure your car stops.
Even if you're not a girl, if they do it a few times in a row, they're bound to find the kind of victim they're looking for (yah, just re-checked, all the victims were girls below their 30s).
Since you live in the States, you ought to have more information about where the girls went missing than we do in Europe, so myah, don't drift from the main road, if possible, don't go alone and if someone tries to lure you away from populated areas, go the other direction.
Staying in large groups tends to be the most secure way, except that there also are people counting on that psychological reaction and therefore hunt in packs...

Preparation and vigilance (I guess that's how you write it) tend to be enough to save yourself from most trouble.
#183 to #112 - retepraamrod (12/27/2013) [-]
I live in Canada, eh. Were the road is.
#192 to #183 - kwizzer (12/27/2013) [-]
Sowweh, lack of research on the subject
Sowweh, lack of research on the subject
User avatar #174 - scoobi (12/27/2013) [-]
orrisic, chill the **** out, you're like 10 or something
#32 - tkich (12/26/2013) [-]
tfw I literally got my wisdom teeth out today and my mouth is currently full of gauze
#49 - legayunicorn ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
I read S.U.V as suv. I was so confused like "What the heck is a suv?"
I read S.U.V as suv. I was so confused like "What the heck is a suv?"
User avatar #73 to #49 - theclaymore (12/26/2013) [-]
that face lol
#172 - thessalonaki (12/27/2013) [-]
This ******* faggot with his stickies has me laughing too hard.
User avatar #178 to #172 - internetscaresme ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
everybody seems to forget he is a troll.
User avatar #150 - tiredofthis (12/27/2013) [-]
orrisic.... shut up.
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#152 to #151 - volksworgen (12/27/2013) [-]
*******		 god my eyes, Also have some more reds.
******* god my eyes, Also have some more reds.
#169 to #151 - disies (12/27/2013) [-]
My eyeeees
User avatar #165 to #151 - lurg (12/27/2013) [-]
i saved this image as "epileptic death potatos."
User avatar #193 to #165 - thempc ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
what was the image?
#198 to #193 - lurg (12/28/2013) [-]
potatos that would give an epileptic person death
potatos that would give an epileptic person death
User avatar #199 to #198 - thempc ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
that's wonderful
#175 to #165 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
PEANUTS
#157 to #151 - totsandtaters (12/27/2013) [-]
BTW you're a piece of 			****		 faggot. Block me.
BTW you're a piece of **** faggot. Block me.
User avatar #153 to #151 - tiredofthis (12/27/2013) [-]
If I had epilepsy, that might have hurt.
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