Poor Dad. . after i got my wisdom teeth out my mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i basically passed out for hours except we were on the way to my grandfather'
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Poor Dad

after i got my wisdom teeth out my
mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i
basically passed out for hours except
we were on the way to my
grandfather' s house and we had to
drive down the highway of tears and
when we arrived my mom called
because the police had phoned our
house to say that a constructor had
reported a man driving an my with
our license plate with a "pale,
bloated, lifeless body in the front
seat"
i got mistaken for a dead body
they thought my dad was a murderer
...
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#54 - orrisic (12/26/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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Sup guys, remember to subscribe and thumb up!
#75 - orrisic (12/26/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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A lot of people are being disrespectful. Keep in mind, I'm OP. It's my content, my rules. Any rude comments will be deleted.
A lot of people are being disrespectful. Keep in mind, I'm OP. It's my content, my rules. Any rude comments will be deleted.
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#8 - augustusxxiv (12/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
And not a single period was given.  Why does tumblr not believe in periods?
And not a single period was given. Why does tumblr not believe in periods?
#1 - respectyourmom (12/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#42 - mikeymikee (12/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The voice in my head ran out of breath while reading this
User avatar #35 - thevsamovies (12/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Anyone else have the problem where if there's no commas or periods, it's like you just can't read and understand it?
#80 - iyellatstuff (12/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
You're a real ******* faggot orrisic
User avatar #2 - jstoehr (12/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)
The **** is a constructor?
User avatar #20 - mcrut (12/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
A comma or period would be much appreciated
User avatar #24 - Pikachuuu (12/26/2013) [-]
half way through, i thought this person was just throwing a bunch of random **** together in an attempt to mock the majority of tumblr posts. god damn, these tumblr ***** need to learn how to use periods
User avatar #34 - dubslao (12/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
So, instead of chasing after the murderer, the police called the vehicle owner's house?
#32 - tkich (12/26/2013) [-]
tfw I literally got my wisdom teeth out today and my mouth is currently full of gauze
User avatar #41 - nonnotitiapono (12/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
bloated.
#25 - veryspecialagent (12/26/2013) [-]
I would totally do that if it meant getting to use the carpool lane.
#7 - Jowi (12/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What is the highway of tears?
User avatar #174 - scoobi (12/27/2013) [-]
orrisic, chill the **** out, you're like 10 or something
#49 - legayunicorn (12/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read S.U.V as suv. I was so confused like "What the heck is a suv?"
I read S.U.V as suv. I was so confused like "What the heck is a suv?"
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