Pong Crosswalk. .. I wonder how many people put their dicks on that Pong Crosswalk I wonder how many people put their dicks on that
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#3 - funnyjunkknight
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I wonder how many people put their dicks on that
#56 to #3 - timesmath
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Thats what I love about funnyjunk. As long as its vulgar and outrageously stupid, it will get top thumbs.
#4 to #3 - eating
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(10/09/2013) [-]
probably none. people in germany tend to be cultured and they are very behaved

at least from my experience
#12 to #4 - heartlessrobot
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(10/09/2013) [-]
What about all the crazy-ass scat porn and videos of women stomping on men's testicles?
#16 to #12 - inoland
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I think I have an adddiction
I think I have an adddiction
#27 to #12 - rinaz
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I didn't need to think about that today.
I didn't need to think about that today.
#92 to #27 - cjias
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Your actual face when
#87 to #27 - heartlessrobot
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I don't mind the scat porn as long as I don't have to do it or watch it, but the testicle damaging pisses me off more than ******* anything else.
#13 to #12 - Darianvincent
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Well it's probably going on inside homes not public areas.
#78 to #13 - lukchy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
probably
#6 to #5 - eating
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(10/09/2013) [-]
dude, if 1 well is full of piss, that doesnt mean whole water reserve is full of piss. you gonna find psychopaths everywhere.. no country is perfect. and i doubt cannibal psycho is gonna put his dick on that.

he's too busy to eat people and ****
#7 to #6 - martiortiftw
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(10/09/2013) [-]
you are right, but this dude was quite famous; Rammstein made a song about him, and he was mentioned in episodes of Bones and The new adventures of old chrisitine
#8 to #7 - eating
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(10/09/2013) [-]
i know, and i know the song, i believe its mein teil or something like that
#9 to #8 - martiortiftw
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(10/09/2013) [-]
it is
#36 to #4 - ljxjlos ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I´m german and I can´t say that that is entirely true. For the adults, maybe, the youth on the other side is pretty ****** up...
#24 to #4 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I lived in Germany for years at my sister and while germans are nice people (most of them), there are many crazy ***** too.

My experience from my years in Germany:
People are getting NUDE everywhere. (At beaches, saunas, even at the community pool in the fckin city... well not every was nude but still no one cared about the nude ones) that's pretty common in both part i lived.

Now the uncommon **** that could happen everywhere i guess:
Once on my way home i saw a guy with pants down next a fence. Yes that guy was masturbating. But guess what... it was next to a fckin school for children. (i'm not saying this is common, but i only saw it in germany so far)

People ARE ****** in every park in the city. They didn't even stop when i had to get close, because the only way lead thru there. Of course i didn't see ******* people in the park every day, but i saw like 6 couples in half year (during the day and i wasn't the only one there...no one cared)
#34 to #24 - playerdous
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I think Germany's taking a bit to much out of Japan's book on standard Hentai.
#43 to #24 - highfocus
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(10/09/2013) [-]
so which germany did you travell to?
#2 - nospyonme
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Would not touch
#25 - humbuk
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#44 to #25 - biggydy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Is that Argentina?
#50 to #44 - metalmind
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Seriously?
It's Israel, resembeling the Jews.
#54 to #50 - biggydy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
That makes more sense.
#74 to #25 - garymotherfinoak
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(10/09/2013) [-]
why is israel a rectangle
#83 to #74 - patofeliz
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(10/09/2013) [-]
because it was artificially created
#101 to #83 - garymotherfinoak
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(10/09/2013) [-]
...?
#42 to #25 - kinginthenorth
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(10/09/2013) [-]
"Do it again"   
Britain is going for another holocaust
"Do it again"
Britain is going for another holocaust
#14 - acidreign
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(10/09/2013) [-]
mfw if you could play a game of frogger that monitored the real traffic and put it in-game.
#17 to #14 - myaccountisnew
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(10/09/2013) [-]
On a slow traffic day that would be way to easy, on a gridlocked rush hour it would be impossible. I give it a meh out of ten.
#18 to #17 - acidreign
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(10/09/2013) [-]
On a slow traffic day, you could just jaywalk your ass across.
On a gridlocked traffic day, you could do the same.
#19 to #18 - myaccountisnew
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Well, that's all well and good if you have to be somewhere, but I just want to play Frogger.
#66 to #14 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
5th Ave Frogger by Tyler Deangelo, Renee Lee & Ranjit Bhatnagar

i take it your talking about this?
#96 to #14 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
They have that in New York. Look it up.
#97 to #14 - deathstare
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Next thing you know, they'll be taking them down because some kids got pissed at the car that lost them the game and began throwing rocks at it.
#20 to #14 - pimpvader
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(10/09/2013) [-]
'
#28 to #14 - samsaysbai
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(10/09/2013) [-]
You could just play it by crossing the street instead of waiting
#29 to #28 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Forget it. Respawning takes forever in real life.
#104 to #29 - samsaysbai
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(10/10/2013) [-]
I love this picture good sir. Thumb for you.
#46 - disasterbater
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(10/09/2013) [-]
They should have made it frogger. You know, for practice before the real thing.
They should have made it frogger. You know, for practice before the real thing.
#48 to #46 - thisispinkiepie
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(10/09/2013) [-]
are people ******* stupid
i swear that gif
#80 to #46 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
You can tell the .gif is fake because of the camera break where the car makes an impact on the guy, his feet are instantaneously upward, he doesn't flip to get there at all.
#49 to #46 - slyve
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(10/09/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqC1dxhF9RE

Apparently the guy survived. Natural selection isn't working all that well anymore...
#53 to #49 - lolme
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I've actually been thinking about how the human race is gonna get ****** due to the fact that even people with bad genes and all the "side effects" get laid today, it's not survival of the fittest for the human race anymore.
I've actually been thinking about how the human race is gonna get ****** due to the fact that even people with bad genes and all the "side effects" get laid today, it's not survival of the fittest for the human race anymore.
#58 to #53 - ranzoray
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(10/09/2013) [-]
You ever seen Idiocracy?
#60 to #58 - lolme
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Nope, is it worth the time?
#62 to #60 - ultratoaster
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 to #60 - ranzoray
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(10/09/2013) [-]
It's funny, and presents a satirical depiction of what you just described Idiocracy - Trailer
#105 to #61 - lolme
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Thank you. This line alone made me laugh for over five minutes, I can't remember the end of the movie due to me laughing so hard.
#76 to #53 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
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#63 to #53 - itsthetie
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(10/09/2013) [-]
It hasn't been for ages my man..
#79 to #49 - cadenzas
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(10/09/2013) [-]
actually the fact that he survived suggests that he is more fit for an environment in which objects hit you at 60+ miles per hour. then he would be able pass those genes of endurance to his offspring and they too could possibly survive serious collisions.
#64 - arreatface
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Now imagine a drunk person once sticked his dick on it or worse...
Now imagine a drunk person once sticked his dick on it or worse...
#65 to #64 - masochists
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(10/09/2013) [-]
What's worse than his penis?
#75 to #65 - giinthir
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Someone else's penis.
#71 to #65 - vosdiliguntoptimus
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(10/09/2013) [-]
two penises
#84 to #65 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Vagina
#67 to #65 - arreatface
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(10/09/2013) [-]
sperm
#72 - johnthunda
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(10/09/2013) [-]
- "good game"
"y-you too"
#68 - stompbox
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Traffic Light Lets You Play Pong

Here is the source if anyone is interested.
#70 to #68 - wardylocks
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(10/09/2013) [-]
hahahaha, the guys face at the end when she high fives her
#85 to #70 - Leopard
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(10/09/2013) [-]
she high fives him
#90 to #85 - vgmddg
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(10/09/2013) [-]
How about they both high-five each other? Pretty sure that's how it usually works.
#10 - komandantmirkoo
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(10/09/2013) [-]
this was proven to be fake. still a cool idea though
#77 to #10 - stripey
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(10/09/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Ozz6_pdMI

looks pretty real to me
#81 to #77 - komandantmirkoo
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(10/09/2013) [-]
"This video has been revealed to be altered in post-production with motion-capture tools. It is not a real product but simply a concept video. Apologies for any confusion."

"It’s perhaps ironic that so many believed this demonstration to be real. In actuality, it’s just a very well-made synthesis of CG animation and live-action footage. "

"STREETPONG is a concept of urban interaction by Sandro Engel and Holger Michel, developed at the HAWK Hildesheim, Faculty of Art. It is a simulation, not a permanent installation."

several quotes from several sites. as i said it's a cool idea but it's only a concept animation
#23 - yunoknow
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(10/09/2013) [-]
we finally made crosswalks blind-accessible with the braille dots and alarms, why are the Germans raising the damn bar?
#33 to #23 - playerdous
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Dude first time I heard the alarms for the blind.
Dude first time I heard the alarms for the blind.
#31 to #23 - solidderking
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(10/09/2013) [-]
because we are awesome