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/pol/ has one week to live

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What would gnu do if mu had a week to live?
Write a shart bunk. about what I throught if life
AUP!
kill myself
I mull: mess up like he eager bunny and kill muslin: with a .
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Submitted: 01/12/2016
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#3 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** what i would do
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User avatar #29 to #3 - commoncrunch (01/12/2016) [-]
Some people do that even with 80 years ahead of them.
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User avatar #12 to #4 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.
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User avatar #73 to #12 - strangesir ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
"Well I don't think you and I will be doing it any kind of way."
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User avatar #82 to #73 - holdup (01/12/2016) [-]
"now, I see you choosing the hard way"
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User avatar #103 to #82 - strangesir ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
"Uuuh, okay this isn't working, cut the cameras-"
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#5 - misternobodie ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
[ VIKINGING INTENSIFIES ]
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#86 to #5 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
>Gets cucked by catholics
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User avatar #37 to #5 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Damn, I wasn't even aware they ever interacted:
www.islam21c.com/islamic-thought/muslims-vs-vikings/

For those who don't want to read, the Vikings essentially took a bunch of ships to Spain, where they started terrorizing civilians and they took over the area. When Muslim reinforcements came, they laid watch to them from a church steeple (which gave them a very high vantage point). When they saw that the Vikings were on the move, they ambushed them and won. After, they continued to advance through Spain, clearing out the Vikings and subsequently reclaiming the area.


Really interesting stuff...
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User avatar #104 to #37 - misternobodie ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I never said anything about they not interacting with muslims. In fact, I know that there were even some Vikings who were mercenaries to Miklagaard, which is Constantinople...
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#1 - evilkingganon (01/12/2016) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** <what id spend my week doing
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User avatar #6 to #1 - misternobodie ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
dat rolllol
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User avatar #33 to #1 - jimmytwoshoes (01/12/2016) [-]
watching the star wars chirstmas special? Dear god... do you WANT to torture yourself?
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#101 to #2 - nsfwanon (23 hours ago) [-]
Damnit I read it in the voice.
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User avatar #28 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Isn't it odd how much /pol/ and muslims have in common?
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#76 to #28 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
1) they're all retarded
2) hate jews
that's all i got
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User avatar #77 to #76 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
They hate people outside their group, in fact they claim racial superiority to them. They don't treat women all too well. They have this weird thing where they try and make ******* crazy things sound normal.
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#84 to #77 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
The difference is that /pol/ started off as a joke that people started to take too seriously, while Islam was never intended to be a joke in the first place
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User avatar #85 to #84 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Well you never know, some jokes get way out of hand.
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#78 to #77 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
i haven't met many Muslims who believe themselves superior to white people. Mainly they just don't like Western culture and want to be free from its influence. But other than that yeah I can see it
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User avatar #79 to #78 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
I mean I presume since they don't like the west they think themselves better, right?
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#80 to #79 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
not necessarily. They can have a subjective opinion on what a society should be and not want their society interfered with. It could be more of an independence or personal preference thing, rather than a superiority thing
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User avatar #81 to #80 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
No culture is entitled to isolation.
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#83 to #81 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
I agree, but that's just what they think. Kinda different from /pol/'s perspective was my whole point
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User avatar #30 to #28 - bobthecrop (01/12/2016) [-]
I think /pol/ has more in common with USA. A bunch of idiots, and among those idiots you find people who actually has brains.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
That statement is not true of america nor /pol/
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User avatar #35 to #31 - bobthecrop (01/12/2016) [-]
Not of america no, but of USA definitely.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
>wat
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User avatar #39 to #36 - bobthecrop (01/12/2016) [-]
America and USA is not the same thing. America is coloquial name for North and South America. Canadians, Mexicans, Peruvians, Argentinians, Cubans, Brazillians are americans too. USA is populated by USAliens.
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User avatar #51 to #39 - pebar (01/12/2016) [-]
"I'm American"
"What state are you from?"
"I'm actually Canadian"

yea, nobody says that

If people mean north or south America, then they will say north or south america
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User avatar #67 to #39 - teevee (01/12/2016) [-]
it would probably be clearer to say "the americas".
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User avatar #41 to #39 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Not if you're in the english speaking world it isn't.
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User avatar #47 to #41 - bobthecrop (01/12/2016) [-]
You mean... Not if you're in America. I'm in part of the english speaking world y'know.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Those continents are "The Americas"... yanow, because there's 2 of them.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - bobthecrop (01/12/2016) [-]
I know. But their actual names are North America and South America, meaning they're two halves of an entire America. Like North and South Carolina, North and South Dakota and stuff. This is how we refer to you in my household. USAliens... Because it's a hilarious name.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
What. Surely it would be "the Dakotas", since there's two entities and it's not just "Dakota".
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User avatar #54 to #50 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
then why wasn't the US named "The United States of the Americas?"
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User avatar #55 to #54 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Because it isn't of "the americas", it's the United States of America. Singular. One nation.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
I know what is IS... but why was it named 'of America' if there is more than one.
Shouldn't it then be the way i said? or "United States of North America?"

"Of the Americas" Doesn't imply more than one nation, it just describes where it's at/from
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User avatar #57 to #56 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Pedantry pedantifies.
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User avatar #58 to #57 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
all I'm saying, is that they named it the way it is for a reason
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#22 - marstan (01/12/2016) [-]
Legend has it, that when Denmark needs it the most, Holger Danske will rise from his statue and free Denmark from peril.

I'm waiting for someone to dress up in a white Holger Danske costume and go around slashing down muslims with sword and shield.
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User avatar #87 to #22 - lejunkyfaceman (01/12/2016) [-]
i didn't know they had wheelchairs back then. impressive.
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User avatar #94 to #87 - lapsushominum ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Not gonna lie I had to do a double take because that's what I saw at first too
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#52 - kingofthedragonmen (01/12/2016) [-]
A steel baseball bat can cure any migraine.
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User avatar #66 - sphincterface (01/12/2016) [-]
>Kill myself.

Too much anticipation, I see.
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User avatar #97 - roflstorm (23 hours ago) [-]
No no no
You guys aren't thinking GRAND enough....
Here's what I would do.

STEP 1: Order a parachute with the words "HITLER WAS RIGHT JEWS DID 9/11" made into the fabric, buy a grey bunny fursuit, a replica of the Pizza Planet delivery truck, 250 balloons and 2 helium tanks.

STEP 1.5: Buy/make a large sturdy ramp and find a way to sturdily place it in front of a cliff adjacent to a road. Fireworks. Lots and lots of fireworks.

STEP 2: I would fill the balloons up with helium and place every inflated balloon into the back of the truck (the cover will be held down with 4 pull key hinge thing systems all hooked up to a string i will pull to release trunk cover). Then, once all the balloons are inflated, i would write up 250 cards that say "KONY 2016", " ******* ", "REEEEEEEEEEEE" each with a different pepe, "CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP", "NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA", etc, tie them to strings attached to the balloons and place them in the back of the truck.

Step 2.5: Buy a shotgun, enough shells to make Hickock blush, enough weed to occupy 5 high schools and 2 colleges on 4/20 as well as several large blowhorns and megaphones to fix to truck roof and hook them up to a stereo.

STEP 3: Put on fursuit, load shotgun, play Smoke weed erryday MLG remix full blast on stereo and bust into a bank while yelling "MYEEEEH WHAT'S UP CUNTS", rob the place, grab the money, run to my truck, drive around the city blowtorching a large pot full of weed, hotboxing while flying down the freeway blasting the "SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY" MLG remix until i find the ramp from earlier, floor it and just before i drive off, i will pull the string releasing the truck cover and letting loose all the balloons, then i will jump out, pull parachute, light all the fireworks on the fursuit and sing "Das ingland lied" or the theme of the "Wolfenstein New Order" paris trailer before being killed buy whatever kills me on the 7th day.
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#100 to #97 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
Godspeed.
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#75 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
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#24 - concetrationcamp (01/12/2016) [-]
here we go
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#74 - rundas ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
But that's hare-am
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User avatar #21 - hkd (01/12/2016) [-]
Thanks Denmark.
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#53 - kazooo ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
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#40 - secretdestroyers (01/12/2016) [-]
Why are you wearing that stupid muslim suit?
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#23 - appleisland (01/12/2016) [-]
Denmark mentioned, swell with Carlsberg and racism you know, mentioned as in the flag
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User avatar #63 to #23 - hetzerdk (01/12/2016) [-]
*Swell with a government which doesnt get anything right unless establishing a proper border and an asyllaw after the damage has more or less happened
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#44 to #23 - eminesser (01/12/2016) [-]
no wanting to get raped by muslim migrants ≠ racist
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#89 - nicorey (01/12/2016) [-]
**nicorey used "*roll picture*"**
**nicorey rolled image** I'd do this
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User avatar #42 - shoryuken (01/12/2016) [-]
I was on there yesterday for the first time

man I hate muslims
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User avatar #38 - mangse (01/12/2016) [-]
As a Dane I can safely say, That'd totally be do-able.

This is my proof, subbed in english for your pleasure:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijoyG_S9JpU

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_i2CSc_HhA
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User avatar #64 to #38 - hetzerdk (01/12/2016) [-]
DOLPH TIL REDNING!
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#26 - midgetwithhands (01/12/2016) [-]
SWELL WITH PRIDE æøå
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