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1955
the first artificial
F' is created
I kt
r in
artificial start
ta have mare CHIEF and
detail
artificial psaltery's get
mare interactive
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pokermans rebel against
the humans starting the
greatest war of all times
the human race is
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Submitted: 01/26/2014
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#1 - yuukoku (01/26/2014) [+] (25 replies)
I figure we'd be able to fight them with weapons and technology. All you have to do to stop Rhydon is throw water at it.
#6 - Tusura ONLINE (01/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
2051:
I start my journey to become the greatest Poke'mon Master ever.
#15 - fuckgaryoak (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
There would be no regrets
There would be no regrets
#39 - devout feminist (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
At least we get to fuck em! Am I right?
User avatar #54 to #39 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2014) [-]
> pokeymanz made real
> get a egg
> it's a female ralts!
> evolve her through kirlia and then to gardevoir
> confess my love for her
> forbidden_love.hentai
> have sex
> ralts-humanoid hatches a few months later
> cutest thing you've ever seen
> ???
> happily ever af- GO TO JAIL YOU MESSED UP FUCKER!
> ???
> win
User avatar #9 - parralax (01/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
2158: Artist still can't draw eyes correctly.
User avatar #87 - exhaustedheadcase (01/27/2014) [-]
2060- a small band of surviving humans began to breed pokemon to be more docile, they close off a small region of the world and focus all their efforts on it
2099- within the trained and secured region humanity now coexists with peaceful pokemon. they have now spread out making cities and command hubs called "gyms" in the ancient tradition of their ancestors. it is feared pokemon will rise again to finish off humanity
2102- the pokemon trainer program is implimented, children of viable age will be sent on a quest to earn "gym badges" effectively training them to be soldiers while helping them raise a suitably strong team of loyal pokemon. the few naysayers who object to the childrens age and the flaws in the badge system are shut down by the vocal majority who still believe in the tales of how this system was set up over a hundred years ago before the great uprising
2116- the success of the pokemon trainer program allows scientists and the regrowing human culture to expand their safe zone, to encompass more regions, similar trainer progams are set up with the newly domesicated pokemon of that region
2197- all regions recaptured, a young scientist goes back in time using a combination of pokemon powers and technology, the trip reeks havok on his body. he finds himself at a young video game startup company in japan, he finds a man and tells him all about the histories and what happens. the time traveler succumbs to his injuries, the young exec couldnt understand all he said because of one hundred years of speech dilution, but he did get a good idea for a game
User avatar #68 - purelust (01/27/2014) [-]
God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates man
Man destroys god
Man creates pokemon
Neckbeards inherit the earth
#58 - orrihaa (01/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't like Pokemon, i think its overrated
I don't like Pokemon, i think its overrated
User avatar #65 to #58 - dragostarc (01/27/2014) [-]
And you have the right to your opinion.
#88 - kanatana (01/27/2014) [-]
I, for one, welcome our new Pokemon overlords.
#60 - mastersaturday (01/27/2014) [-]
Whoever made this must not play Pokemon a lot, or they'd know that the plural of Pokemon is Pokemon.
User avatar #53 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2014) [-]
2034: lel rule 34
pokemon-based bestiality made illegal
#51 - RageRambo ONLINE (01/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If we have the power to create animals with that kind of power wouldn't be be able to create humans with the same power?
#93 - riayl (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I fucking hate this faggot of an artist. Seriously, any other face wouldn't ruin his comics.
#69 - crazyeyedbioll (01/27/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Pokemon rebel! it's not very effective...
Humans use firepower! Pokemon's heads get blown off. It's super effective!
#72 to #70 - crazyeyedbioll (01/27/2014) [-]
Excuse you?
#91 - theezachulator (01/27/2014) [-]
im excited for 2039 i will be more then happy to fight along with a arcanine
User avatar #79 - superanonymouspers (01/27/2014) [-]
I honestly can't see pokemon turning against the humans they love. If they created an actual pokemon, who are known to love humans, there'd have to be a really big reason for them to turn against us.
User avatar #71 - aussieftw (01/27/2014) [-]
If pokemon were real and became hostile, I don't think humans would last a week
User avatar #66 - realbaddude (01/27/2014) [-]
so this is why the pokemon world is filled with humans and pokemon don't try to kill us.
we are immortal.
in the show how many times does team rocket get electrocuted and sent flying 1000 km only to get up and do it again. Ash gets turned to stone and comes back strong as ever. They escape an upside-down ship at the bottom of the ocean, float on some half assed raft, and then thrown to hell island of giant pokemon by a twister. well maybe not immortal but very hard to kill.

Pokemon on the other hand can die. pokemon tower is a giant house of graves for pokemon. if the flame on charmander goes out it dies.a cubone's mother somehow must always die.
why bother trying fight something who have an amazing track record in wars.
WWI-victor humans
WWII- Victor humans
Vietnam- human
User avatar #38 - charagrin (01/27/2014) [-]
Except in the case of a few super powerful pokemon, I know how we could defeat the pokemon threat. guns
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