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F' is created
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artificial start
ta have mare CHIEF and
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mare interactive
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#1 - yuukoku (01/26/2014) [-]
I figure we'd be able to fight them with weapons and technology. All you have to do to stop Rhydon is throw water at it.
#7 to #1 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah we could totally beat the ************ that can make a blackhole.
User avatar #8 to #7 - yuukoku (01/27/2014) [-]
Everything is accomplished through nukes.
#40 to #8 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
There would me millions of them and they would be spred out all around the planet.
Plus arceus can destroy the world with a simple tought, he is god after all.
User avatar #111 to #40 - angelious ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
he could destroy an universe to be exact...
#12 to #1 - kweel (01/27/2014) [-]
This guy might be a problem though
User avatar #50 to #17 - angelious ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
arceus and the creation trio are canonically considered to be impossible to catch with those.(manga shows arceus breaking from master ball with no harm) and each one of those could easily solo the entire earth
User avatar #63 to #50 - lotengo ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
lets just not make acreus then.

User avatar #110 to #63 - angelious ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
that could work...
User avatar #26 to #12 - martialnorris (01/27/2014) [-]
I can see creating some dumb animal, but an alien with psychic powers? wouldn't we need to first invent psychic powers, and then find aliens? Making a lizard which tail is on fire seems much easier than this.
User avatar #29 to #26 - golnax (01/27/2014) [-]
Mewtwo isn't an alien, just a biologically enhanced version of a previously existing pokemon.

Also by the time we were advanced enough in society to allow the genetic creation of pokemon as a new species of animal, we could very well be on our way to unlocking psychic potential in humans. Just a thought...
User avatar #41 to #29 - mans (01/27/2014) [-]
>Implying asians already dont master psychic powers yet.
User avatar #42 to #41 - golnax (01/27/2014) [-]
If they have they need to share. I want that **** ... a lot.
User avatar #43 to #42 - mans (01/27/2014) [-]
they cannot teach those who rack disciprine. that's why.
User avatar #45 to #43 - golnax (01/27/2014) [-]

Dunno about you, but I think that's a bad place to start. Should I bow or curtsy?
User avatar #47 to #46 - golnax (01/27/2014) [-]

I like the reaction image, have a thumb for making me have a giggle m8.
#30 to #29 - martialnorris (01/27/2014) [-]
**** YOUR **** , MEWTWO IS AN ALIEN!!!!
#31 to #30 - golnax (01/27/2014) [-]
Sir, you may go fornicate with your own feces for all I care, but Mewtwo is in fact a biologically enhanced version of the pokemon mew, created originally with the idea in mind to resurrect the daughter the lead scientist had lost some years before.

Any further issues on the matter may be referred to the posterior region of your body. Good day to you sir!
#32 to #31 - martialnorris (01/27/2014) [-]
meh, I know I'm wrong. Just wanted to stir some **** up. Nice response btw
User avatar #33 to #32 - golnax (01/27/2014) [-]
Thanks bud, I had a sudden moment of classiness so... yeah, here we are. Have a thumb on account.
#34 to #33 - martialnorris (01/27/2014) [-]
kinda feel like I owe you a thumb now, which doesn't really matter, but since I can't owe you anything I thumbed all your comments up
#35 to #34 - golnax (01/27/2014) [-]
Well thanks, handsome young stranger from across the way.

Stay classy now~
User avatar #13 to #12 - yuukoku (01/27/2014) [-]
God damn ******* NUKES!!!

I have no clue. He can't take on, like, a hundred people shooting at him.
#6 - Tusura (01/27/2014) [-]
I start my journey to become the greatest Poke'mon Master ever.
User avatar #25 to #6 - pizzaweed ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I needed that laugh tonight.
#15 - fuckgaryoak (01/27/2014) [-]
There would be no regrets
There would be no regrets
#101 to #15 - xxmemosxx (01/27/2014) [-]
There may be some regrets
#39 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
At least we get to **** em! Am I right?
#94 to #39 - ItzSuitable (01/27/2014) [-]
Do people seriously fantasize about 			*******		 pokemon..? Like thats as 			******		 up as wanting to 			****		 MLP 			****
Do people seriously fantasize about ******* pokemon..? Like thats as ****** up as wanting to **** MLP ****
User avatar #54 to #39 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2014) [-]
> pokeymanz made real
> get a egg
> it's a female ralts!
> evolve her through kirlia and then to gardevoir
> confess my love for her
> forbidden_love.hentai
> have sex
> ralts-humanoid hatches a few months later
> cutest thing you've ever seen
> ???
> happily ever af- GO TO JAIL YOU MESSED UP ****** !
> ???
> win
User avatar #87 - exhaustedheadcase (01/27/2014) [-]
2060- a small band of surviving humans began to breed pokemon to be more docile, they close off a small region of the world and focus all their efforts on it
2099- within the trained and secured region humanity now coexists with peaceful pokemon. they have now spread out making cities and command hubs called "gyms" in the ancient tradition of their ancestors. it is feared pokemon will rise again to finish off humanity
2102- the pokemon trainer program is implimented, children of viable age will be sent on a quest to earn "gym badges" effectively training them to be soldiers while helping them raise a suitably strong team of loyal pokemon. the few naysayers who object to the childrens age and the flaws in the badge system are shut down by the vocal majority who still believe in the tales of how this system was set up over a hundred years ago before the great uprising
2116- the success of the pokemon trainer program allows scientists and the regrowing human culture to expand their safe zone, to encompass more regions, similar trainer progams are set up with the newly domesicated pokemon of that region
2197- all regions recaptured, a young scientist goes back in time using a combination of pokemon powers and technology, the trip reeks havok on his body. he finds himself at a young video game startup company in japan, he finds a man and tells him all about the histories and what happens. the time traveler succumbs to his injuries, the young exec couldnt understand all he said because of one hundred years of speech dilution, but he did get a good idea for a game
User avatar #9 - parralax (01/27/2014) [-]
2158: Artist still can't draw eyes correctly.
#88 - kanatana (01/27/2014) [-]
I, for one, welcome our new Pokemon overlords.
#60 - mastersaturday (01/27/2014) [-]
Whoever made this must not play Pokemon a lot, or they'd know that the plural of Pokemon is Pokemon.
User avatar #53 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2014) [-]
2034: lel rule 34
pokemon-based bestiality made illegal
#51 - RageRambo (01/27/2014) [-]
If we have the power to create animals with that kind of power wouldn't be be able to create humans with the same power?
User avatar #62 to #51 - lotengo ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
then those humans rebel

User avatar #68 - purelust (01/27/2014) [-]
God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates man
Man destroys god
Man creates pokemon
Neckbeards inherit the earth
#93 - riayl (01/27/2014) [-]
I ******* hate this faggot of an artist. Seriously, any other face wouldn't ruin his comics.
User avatar #98 to #93 - duvallwhitey (01/27/2014) [-]
Mmmmmmm.....One Piece
#99 to #93 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
Especially his douchey hipster beanie.
#96 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
#91 - theezachulator ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
im excited for 2039 i will be more then happy to fight along with a arcanine
User avatar #79 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I honestly can't see pokemon turning against the humans they love. If they created an actual pokemon, who are known to love humans, there'd have to be a really big reason for them to turn against us.
User avatar #71 - aussieftw (01/27/2014) [-]
If pokemon were real and became hostile, I don't think humans would last a week
User avatar #66 - realbaddude (01/27/2014) [-]
so this is why the pokemon world is filled with humans and pokemon don't try to kill us.
we are immortal.
in the show how many times does team rocket get electrocuted and sent flying 1000 km only to get up and do it again. Ash gets turned to stone and comes back strong as ever. They escape an upside-down ship at the bottom of the ocean, float on some half assed raft, and then thrown to hell island of giant pokemon by a twister. well maybe not immortal but very hard to kill.

Pokemon on the other hand can die. pokemon tower is a giant house of graves for pokemon. if the flame on charmander goes out it dies.a cubone's mother somehow must always die.
why bother trying fight something who have an amazing track record in wars.
WWI-victor humans
WWII- Victor humans
Vietnam- human
User avatar #38 - charagrin (01/27/2014) [-]
Except in the case of a few super powerful pokemon, I know how we could defeat the pokemon threat. guns
#36 - ampharo (01/27/2014) [-]
This guys comics are so bad...They seriously make me cringe every time.
User avatar #44 to #36 - meanie (01/27/2014) [-]
how so?
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