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1955
the first artificial
F' is created
I kt
r in
artificial start
ta have mare CHIEF and
detail
artificial psaltery's get
mare interactive
the
first :
scientists create the first
became the
greatest newer in the
worrld, mooving the
r and Fighting
the wars
pokermans rebel against
the humans starting the
greatest war of all times
the human race is
eradicated mum the 1. -
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - yuukoku
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(01/26/2014) [-]
I figure we'd be able to fight them with weapons and technology. All you have to do to stop Rhydon is throw water at it.
#7 to #1 - anon id: c354811a
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah we could totally beat the ************ that can make a blackhole.
User avatar #8 to #7 - yuukoku
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Everything is accomplished through nukes.
#40 to #8 - anon id: c354811a
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(01/27/2014) [-]
There would me millions of them and they would be spred out all around the planet.
Plus arceus can destroy the world with a simple tought, he is god after all.
User avatar #111 to #40 - angelious
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(01/27/2014) [-]
he could destroy an universe to be exact...
#90 to #1 - xXCorpitoXx
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#12 to #1 - kweel
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(01/27/2014) [-]
This guy might be a problem though
#17 to #12 - dadukesta
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User avatar #50 to #17 - angelious
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arceus and the creation trio are canonically considered to be impossible to catch with those.(manga shows arceus breaking from master ball with no harm) and each one of those could easily solo the entire earth
User avatar #63 to #50 - lotengo
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(01/27/2014) [-]
lets just not make acreus then.

User avatar #110 to #63 - angelious
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(01/27/2014) [-]
that could work...
User avatar #26 to #12 - martialnorris
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(01/27/2014) [-]
I can see creating some dumb animal, but an alien with psychic powers? wouldn't we need to first invent psychic powers, and then find aliens? Making a lizard which tail is on fire seems much easier than this.
User avatar #29 to #26 - golnax
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Mewtwo isn't an alien, just a biologically enhanced version of a previously existing pokemon.

Also by the time we were advanced enough in society to allow the genetic creation of pokemon as a new species of animal, we could very well be on our way to unlocking psychic potential in humans. Just a thought...
User avatar #41 to #29 - mans
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(01/27/2014) [-]
>Implying asians already dont master psychic powers yet.
User avatar #42 to #41 - golnax
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(01/27/2014) [-]
If they have they need to share. I want that ****... a lot.
User avatar #43 to #42 - mans
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(01/27/2014) [-]
they cannot teach those who rack disciprine. that's why.
User avatar #45 to #43 - golnax
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>rack

Dunno about you, but I think that's a bad place to start. Should I bow or curtsy?
#46 to #45 - mans
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User avatar #47 to #46 - golnax
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XD

I like the reaction image, have a thumb for making me have a giggle m8.
#30 to #29 - martialnorris
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**** YOUR ****, MEWTWO IS AN ALIEN!!!!
#31 to #30 - golnax
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Sir, you may go fornicate with your own feces for all I care, but Mewtwo is in fact a biologically enhanced version of the pokemon mew, created originally with the idea in mind to resurrect the daughter the lead scientist had lost some years before.

Any further issues on the matter may be referred to the posterior region of your body. Good day to you sir!
#32 to #31 - martialnorris
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(01/27/2014) [-]
meh, I know I'm wrong. Just wanted to stir some **** up. Nice response btw
User avatar #33 to #32 - golnax
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Thanks bud, I had a sudden moment of classiness so... yeah, here we are. Have a thumb on account.
#34 to #33 - martialnorris
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(01/27/2014) [-]
kinda feel like I owe you a thumb now, which doesn't really matter, but since I can't owe you anything I thumbed all your comments up
#35 to #34 - golnax
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Well thanks, handsome young stranger from across the way.

Stay classy now~
User avatar #13 to #12 - yuukoku
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God damn ******* NUKES!!!

I have no clue. He can't take on, like, a hundred people shooting at him.
#6 - Tusura
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(01/27/2014) [-]
2051:
I start my journey to become the greatest Poke'mon Master ever.
User avatar #25 to #6 - pizzaweed
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(01/27/2014) [-]
I needed that laugh tonight.
#15 - fuckgaryoak
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(01/27/2014) [-]
There would be no regrets
There would be no regrets
#101 to #15 - xxmemosxx
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There may be some regrets
#19 to #15 - inanimateobject
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#39 - anon id: 88b4be33
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(01/27/2014) [-]
At least we get to **** em! Am I right?
#94 to #39 - ItzSuitable
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Do people seriously fantasize about ******* pokemon..? Like thats as ****** up as wanting to **** MLP ****
Do people seriously fantasize about ******* pokemon..? Like thats as ****** up as wanting to **** MLP ****
User avatar #54 to #39 - redstonealchemist
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(01/27/2014) [-]
> pokeymanz made real
> get a egg
> it's a female ralts!
> evolve her through kirlia and then to gardevoir
> confess my love for her
> forbidden_love.hentai
> have sex
> ralts-humanoid hatches a few months later
> cutest thing you've ever seen
> ???
> happily ever af- GO TO JAIL YOU MESSED UP ******!
> ???
> win
User avatar #9 - parralax
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(01/27/2014) [-]
2158: Artist still can't draw eyes correctly.
#48 to #9 - canadianbetamale
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User avatar #87 - exhaustedheadcase
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2060- a small band of surviving humans began to breed pokemon to be more docile, they close off a small region of the world and focus all their efforts on it
2099- within the trained and secured region humanity now coexists with peaceful pokemon. they have now spread out making cities and command hubs called "gyms" in the ancient tradition of their ancestors. it is feared pokemon will rise again to finish off humanity
2102- the pokemon trainer program is implimented, children of viable age will be sent on a quest to earn "gym badges" effectively training them to be soldiers while helping them raise a suitably strong team of loyal pokemon. the few naysayers who object to the childrens age and the flaws in the badge system are shut down by the vocal majority who still believe in the tales of how this system was set up over a hundred years ago before the great uprising
2116- the success of the pokemon trainer program allows scientists and the regrowing human culture to expand their safe zone, to encompass more regions, similar trainer progams are set up with the newly domesicated pokemon of that region
2197- all regions recaptured, a young scientist goes back in time using a combination of pokemon powers and technology, the trip reeks havok on his body. he finds himself at a young video game startup company in japan, he finds a man and tells him all about the histories and what happens. the time traveler succumbs to his injuries, the young exec couldnt understand all he said because of one hundred years of speech dilution, but he did get a good idea for a game
User avatar #68 - purelust
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(01/27/2014) [-]
God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates man
Man destroys god
Man creates pokemon
Neckbeards inherit the earth
#58 - orrihaa
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(01/27/2014) [-]
I don't like Pokemon, i think its overrated
I don't like Pokemon, i think its overrated
User avatar #102 to #58 - radroach
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Good for you.
User avatar #65 to #58 - dragostarc
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(01/27/2014) [-]
And you have the right to your opinion.
User avatar #86 to #65 - thewisedane
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Catastrophy: Averted.
#88 - kanatana
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(01/27/2014) [-]
I, for one, welcome our new Pokemon overlords.
User avatar #53 - redstonealchemist
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(01/27/2014) [-]
2034: lel rule 34
pokemon-based bestiality made illegal