poison ivy

I okay story time
intro:
i just experienced something that Ithink no other person has ever
experienced
so the facts: i have a bad case of poison ivy
a common thing that helps releave the itching is putting it under
super hot water
it overloads the nerves and you hit this blinding
awesome level of itchy for like 10 seconds and then dont itch for like
3 hours, it almost makes having poison ivy worth it
anyways
this time i have a significant amount of rash just straight up on my
shaft
like a lot
so i get the water going and position everything
hahaha
that will come later
but anyways
one second
two seconds
and then i just come harder than i ever had before
there was no erection
no touching
no build up
just instantaneous orgasm
i don' t know what to do
embrace your new found super power"
i dunno want it to happen again
i fell to my knees and theyre pretty ****** up
like i screamed and fell to my knees
why' d you fall?!
THATS HOW HARD I CAME
jesus wrist] hahaha
i dunno dude
i think it was more over powering because it wasnt like
gonna orgasm without touching myself"
it was like i turned ninety degrees and got punched in the face with
an orgasm
hahahaha
possibly the best way to describe that