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Pockets

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I wilt never get purer the inequality
that men' have inside
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Amen.
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Or my pocket glass
or my wand
or my psychic paper
Or my precious
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#5 - dangler (04/26/2014) [-]
Does everything on that goddamned site have to turn into a fandom circle-jerk?
#71 to #5 - greedtheavaricious (04/27/2014) [-]
It's not different from FJ. You need to calm down.
It's not different from FJ. You need to calm down.
#20 to #5 - Javapenguin (04/27/2014) [-]
Just because you can't enjoy television shows like the rest of the population doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.  I mean honestly Supernatural is pretty good, and Doctor Who had it's episodes. Give things a chance everyone has their own tastes, don't judge people of what they like when the 			****		 you like could be just as weird.
Just because you can't enjoy television shows like the rest of the population doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it. I mean honestly Supernatural is pretty good, and Doctor Who had it's episodes. Give things a chance everyone has their own tastes, don't judge people of what they like when the **** you like could be just as weird.
#21 to #20 - dangler (04/27/2014) [-]
I 			*******		 love Supernatural. I'm not saying dick about the shows. I'm not judging what they like I'm judging them for thinking they're cool for obsessing over those shows.
I ******* love Supernatural. I'm not saying dick about the shows. I'm not judging what they like I'm judging them for thinking they're cool for obsessing over those shows.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Javapenguin (04/27/2014) [-]
If you had a select group of friends who all watched a certain show and loved it
would you not talk about it more often than not?
User avatar #25 to #22 - dangler (04/27/2014) [-]
More than 50% of the time? No. Having a life is a thing, you know.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Javapenguin (04/27/2014) [-]
Then that means you didn't love the show as much as your friends did so you obviously wouldn't be the friend they talked about it with all the time. See what I'm trying to say?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dangler (04/27/2014) [-]
Are you trying to troll me?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Javapenguin (04/27/2014) [-]
I don't even know anymore.
User avatar #64 to #5 - fishandkids ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
To be fair, this site turns into a massive anime circle jerk as soon as someone post one anime pic.
User avatar #74 to #64 - dangler (04/27/2014) [-]
I guess to a degree (not quite like tumblr, though). And a lot of that I would guess is because of the large volume of relevant reaction images/gifs that FJers have
User avatar #65 to #5 - infamoustrapper (04/27/2014) [-]
That happens on this site all the time too....
User avatar #32 to #5 - perform (04/27/2014) [-]
The whole site already is a fandom circle jerk
#33 to #32 - zoopsoup (04/27/2014) [-]
Why won't you love my photo I made you
User avatar #34 to #33 - perform (04/27/2014) [-]
What photo did you make for me?
User avatar #8 to #5 - lorddarkskull (04/26/2014) [-]
if you count social justice as a fandom, then yes
#3 - ashedust (04/26/2014) [-]
And I don't have the convenient cleavage storage that comes with most women.

DAMMIT! EQUALITY FOR MEN! GIVE US CLEAVAGE OR GIVE US DEATH!
User avatar #72 to #3 - dawggz (04/27/2014) [-]
long-gay-ass-v-neck.
User avatar #50 to #3 - kikisu (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd agree but if it's the slightest bit warm, or if you're wearing warm clothing, your boobs will sweat over anything you put between them.
User avatar #24 to #3 - deadmansdope (04/27/2014) [-]
I mean... we always have an ass...
User avatar #4 to #3 - solidderking (04/26/2014) [-]
just eat enough
#17 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
Men get pockets. Women get 95% of the clothes shop.
#2 - letrollzor (04/26/2014) [-]
First world problems
First world problems
User avatar #31 to #2 - curveball (04/27/2014) [-]
The first time I saw this, I was genuinely thrilled when I saw the bird escape from the explosion at the end.
User avatar #9 - sabaton (04/26/2014) [-]
Women have purses...
User avatar #10 to #9 - themisstophat (04/26/2014) [-]
Men have wallets?
#11 to #10 - sabaton (04/26/2014) [-]
I mean those big things, they store EVERYTHING in. Their wallet e.g. is in there, too.
**** , I saw ladies pulling a second pair of highheels or a huge can of tea out of theirs.
#14 to #11 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
yeah but dude you have to CARRY them.
#67 to #14 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
get a ******* backpack
User avatar #48 to #14 - lavitts (04/27/2014) [-]
Shoulder straps, ***** .
#73 to #11 - themisstophat (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh I see, sorry in the UK we call that a handbag...

<<< A purse is more like this.

My bad!

User avatar #41 to #10 - apurpleliger (04/27/2014) [-]
A wallet and a purse don't generally serve the same purpose. A wallet doesn't encompass everything that men carry. For example, almost everywhere I go I have my phone, keys, wallet, ipod, and knife in my pockets. A purse is used to carry all of those things, whereas a wallet generally only holds ID's, cards, and money.
#12 to #9 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
yeah but dude you have to carry purses
#39 to #12 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
Technically, you have to carry all the **** that goes in pockets.
#23 - playfilly (04/27/2014) [-]
If I can't carry a purse than you can't have inside pockets.
User avatar #59 to #23 - sweetjessierose ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Who says you can't carry a purse?
User avatar #68 to #23 - thunderdownunder (04/27/2014) [-]
Would you **** me? I'd **** me...
User avatar #47 to #23 - lavitts (04/27/2014) [-]
It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
User avatar #16 - useroftheLOLZ (04/27/2014) [-]
Confused cis scum, heterosexual, Caucasian male here. Why don't they just buy coats and pants that have pockets? Like, ******* seriously, it shouldn't be that hard to find a coat, with pockets.
User avatar #18 to #16 - timmywankenobi (04/27/2014) [-]
I dunno you opinion sounds pretty oppressive man.
User avatar #19 to #16 - demandsgayversion (04/27/2014) [-]
Guy clothes and girl clothes are shaped differently.
User avatar #37 to #16 - girlexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
Because maybe like 5% of all women's jackets have pockets inside. It's basically impossible. It is really hard, which is the problem. Same for pants, it's pretty hard, maybe 50% of women's pants have good pockets. (Like seriously, the only good jeans that were available in my area were discontinued, luckily I had quite a few pairs and a lot of people are selling them online. Either way, the struggle is real) If women's pants have pockets, they're normally either really shallow or they're ******* fake.

And, women can't really wear men's jackets because obviously men and women have different body shapes, and lots of men's jackets aren't "cute" like women's jackets.
#36 to #16 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
As one who doesn't shop for women's clothing and I assume the people in the post do, I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they know what their talking about and the solution isn't that simple
User avatar #40 to #16 - apurpleliger (04/27/2014) [-]
It's actually quite hard to find any women's clothing that has functioning pockets. While a man's coat at worst might have an actual pocket that's been stitched closed and can easily be cut open, most jackets for women that can be worn in the same situation barely have outside pockets, if any at all. That's just the way women's "fashion" works apparently, and the only way to stop it is for enough women to stop buying clothes with fake pockets on them. And that probably won't happen anytime soon.
#1 - jonball (04/26/2014) [-]
''1 in 3 people will read this and go to...''   
How the 			****		 do they know? And who needs another page to browse tumblr pos...    
nvm.
''1 in 3 people will read this and go to...''
How the **** do they know? And who needs another page to browse tumblr pos...
nvm.
User avatar #29 - cookiel (04/27/2014) [-]
Women have purses which can usually hold more than pockets
User avatar #69 - yaboybtrue (04/27/2014) [-]
I am the 66.7%
#49 - lazaman (04/27/2014) [-]
>Inequality.
Ok I know it's just a joke.
But go bite your clitoris off you ******* cunt.
User avatar #42 - sinonyx (04/27/2014) [-]
men have pokects to hold few certian things

women get bags of holding purses to hold ******* everything they could ever need
User avatar #43 to #42 - Pein (04/27/2014) [-]
You've never tried to find something quickly in a woman's purse before, have you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - sinonyx (04/27/2014) [-]
you've never tried to find something quickly in a bag of holding before, have you?
User avatar #13 - kidel (04/27/2014) [-]
The main reason for why woman clothing doesn't contain pockets is because the manufacturers of the clothing usually make purses as well, hence they'll not only end up buying clothes from them, but also purses.
Most women doesn't even realize it.
#52 - MasterManiac (04/27/2014) [-]
This made me cringe so hard. Fandoms have limits of acceptability, and constantly having things like a sonic screwdriver on your person are not within this limit. If you're a normal fan of something then the limit should really be wearing shirts related to your interest every so often, and all other memorabilia should stay at home if you must have it (only exception is cons if you want to go to them). Honestly if tumblrfags want to be treated like normal people they really need to start acting normal. For ***** sake people.
#70 to #52 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
Wow, you're like, beyond redemption, please don't reproduce.
#46 - thyminexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
Inside pockets are reason enough to wear a suit.
User avatar #6 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
Canceroverload
#53 - kingofhazard (04/27/2014) [-]
Buy a mens jacket with interior pockets in a smaller size, it's not sodding hard.
User avatar #54 to #53 - skunkarena (04/27/2014) [-]
boobs don't fit
User avatar #55 to #54 - kingofhazard (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh yes they bloody would, my ex used to wear my jackets all the time without problem and she was fairly busty.
User avatar #56 to #55 - skunkarena (04/27/2014) [-]
I have to either way jackets too ******* big, or I have to never ever zip/button it up. Either my tits are hugely compressed or they break they thing open, and I don't want to give an accidental strip show. Your ex doesn't represent every woman
User avatar #57 to #56 - kingofhazard (04/27/2014) [-]
Wasn't saying she did, I was just using her as an example, but anyway, they do make jackets with inside pockets for woman, it's just not common to find them in shops because the majority of woman carry handbags, so clothes manufactures don't put them in, but's it not like they don't exist.
User avatar #60 to #57 - skunkarena (04/27/2014) [-]
Never said they didn't. I was just saying unless your body was shaped like a man's or you were lucky, you wouldn't find nicely fitted clothes designed for a man to fit every woman, so it is sodding hard. Handbags look stupid with my trainers jeans and tshirt, better for the girly types. End up carrying a backpack just for minimal stuff
#61 to #60 - kingofhazard (04/27/2014) [-]
Alright then, I actually see where you're coming from there and somewhat retract my comment, but still, all you have to do is google &quot;womans jackets with inside pockets&quot; and there are plenty, the post is making it seem like you can't find them anywhere.
Alright then, I actually see where you're coming from there and somewhat retract my comment, but still, all you have to do is google "womans jackets with inside pockets" and there are plenty, the post is making it seem like you can't find them anywhere.
#62 to #61 - skunkarena (04/27/2014) [-]
Duly noted
User avatar #58 to #57 - kingofhazard (04/27/2014) [-]
but it's*
#66 - melolicious (04/27/2014) [-]
**melolicious rolled image** Jackets for men are what bags and purses are for women. And no it doesn't mean that it's where we keep our lipgloss
User avatar #51 - PubLandlord (04/27/2014) [-]
handbag ?
#45 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
my tech hoodie has a hidden pouch for phones and a while for earphone cords so you don't have to the cord hand outside your jacket and just hide inside.
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