Plot Twist: He's Gay. . did you know? While investigating prostitution at a Seattle strip club, an undercover cop visited the club IEO times, spent at least , 3
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Plot Twist: He's Gay

did you know?
While investigating prostitution at a Seattle
strip club, an undercover cop visited the club
IEO times, spent at least , 335 of taxpayer
money on 130 lap dances and an
undetermined number of undocumented
dances, and never made a single arrest,
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Submitted: 10/17/2013
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#2 - soulkiller ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
About the title & text...
#59 to #2 - deckbox (10/18/2013) [-]
gets gangbanged, ass full of cum

FREEEZE DIRTBAGS !!
#30 - jesusgerbil (10/18/2013) [-]
That's what I call "hard evidence."
That's what I call "hard evidence."
User avatar #48 to #30 - sexyhimself ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
don't let snakefire catch you doing puns, man, that's his territory
User avatar #58 to #48 - microbrony (10/18/2013) [-]
> implying snakefire has anything he could call his territory
User avatar #60 to #58 - sexyhimself ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
yes. yes I am implying that.
#45 to #30 - asdflower (10/18/2013) [-]
He probably had some hard days at work too.
He probably had some hard days at work too.
User avatar #1 - gdikodiak (10/17/2013) [-]
ah, amateur!
As italian im used to much worse...
like politicians wich use hundred of millions of taxes money to pay their iper-luxurious life...

#3 to #1 - mraye (10/17/2013) [-]
Pfft. In Britain they make up feel guilty about not giving them enough money to waste.
User avatar #23 to #1 - iforgotmyothername (10/18/2013) [-]
In Denmark the opposition leader of the "right wing" party (apostrophes because its hardly right wing, but for danish standards it is) is currently in the eye of a ********* because he was living the luxury life, flying first class, staying in insanely expensive hotels etc., when he was chairman of GGGI. Which is a tax funded charity organization. He spent 780.000 DKK, which is roughly 150.000$ on 13 trips, tax funded money. I like that he's getting ****** because of it now.
User avatar #50 to #23 - thekinganon ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
How little right wing is right wing then for that party?
User avatar #44 to #1 - elcreepo (10/18/2013) [-]
Italy: what do you mean "your" monies?
#29 to #1 - lemleet (10/18/2013) [-]
bippity boopie
#24 - gnalde (10/18/2013) [-]
I wonder how many of these are real. Sources are never ever provided, so it's basically a template to make up any story and present it as real.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sgrave (10/18/2013) [-]
On the Tumblr page they usually post the source.
#51 - rfeliz (10/18/2013) [-]
Wisely invested
User avatar #47 - lillbeets (10/18/2013) [-]
Lightbulb doesnt make it sound so bad...
#61 to #47 - xerxic (10/18/2013) [-]
Except the numbers are terrifying. He somehow managed to get over a hundred lap dances for about $2.58 each.
Who feels brave enough to make mathematical sense of IEO? Let's assume they're not all just variables.
#27 - FatherPedobear (10/18/2013) [-]
Even if this was real, which it is not, I might be able to understand it because he would be going undercover. Doing things an ordinary strip-club goer would do.
#28 to #27 - FatherPedobear (10/18/2013) [-]
That is, if he was supposed to be there.
User avatar #38 to #27 - sketchE ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
there are a lot of people who go to strip clubs and dont get lap dances. but i do see the necessity if hes looking for prostitution. a girl isnt just going to walk up to a guy and ask if theyre willing to pay for sex. theyll do it in private
#26 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
"lap dances"
"lap dances"
#15 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
16835 $ will mean 0.0000481 $ per US innhabitant.
User avatar #37 to #15 - rieskimo (10/18/2013) [-]
That wouldn't be a federal case, it may not even be a state case so I'm just going by city residency and that would be $0.0265 per resident.
User avatar #20 to #15 - thetom (10/18/2013) [-]
doesn't make it ok
User avatar #56 - pfccross ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
a backstage "lap dance" if he doesn't arrest her.
#55 - sloot (10/18/2013) [-]
more power to him. With how ****** the our country has gotten, I have learned one life lesson. Making a lot of money has more to do with taking advantage of people on some level than working hard. **** it, the government can do whatever they please with tax money so I aint mad. It is a ****** system
#52 - phantomzombie (10/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #49 - spyisspy (10/18/2013) [-]
i say job well done
User avatar #46 - farn (10/18/2013) [-]
key to happiness earn your living doing something you like
#16 - emrakul (10/18/2013) [-]
Hey, now, don't criticize
#9 - worried (10/18/2013) [-]
at least $105 for a lapdance in seattle? thats a bit steep.... even for vegas standards
#11 to #9 - jackassalope (10/18/2013) [-]
'lapdance'
User avatar #13 to #9 - TheFunnyJunkie (10/18/2013) [-]
Not for private dances, that's actually really decent for a private dance.
#14 to #9 - penguinsoldier ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
i dont know about other places, but where i live, once dance could cost anywhere from 20 bucks and up. all depends on how many songs you want her to keep going for. 20 bucks a song.
#17 to #14 - worried (10/18/2013) [-]
yea, thats how much it is here in NYC...20 bucks for a dance per song, 45 for a table dance and 80bucks for a private room excluding the dance... full nude is 80 for a 1 song dance
User avatar #18 to #9 - futuristiclover (10/18/2013) [-]
"and an undetermined number of undocumented dances."
#19 to #18 - worried (10/18/2013) [-]
thats y i said at least
User avatar #7 - douthit (10/18/2013) [-]
Your tax dollars, and those of the next three generations, hard at work. Worth it.
User avatar #6 - ThatFuckingGuy (10/18/2013) [-]
Source or it never ******* hapened
User avatar #5 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
this is some ******** . and I bet he didn't get in trouble either.
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