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Submitted: 07/20/2014
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#1 - deadprisoner (07/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
One day, A girl will take my offer of 5k and bronze armor.
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
She's either drunk, stoned or very well-paid.....
#48 - zaywoot (07/21/2014) [-]
look at all the funny
User avatar #35 - pokimone (07/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
You can no longer use your looks or weight as justification.
User avatar #41 to #35 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]
Good thing I still have my horrible personality to use as an excuse.
#12 - xenblood (07/20/2014) [+] (13 replies)
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#61 - YugiDork (07/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
#17 - notisac (07/20/2014) [-]
fj friendly big brother admin watches you
#60 - acidtroll (07/21/2014) [-]
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#90 - DrollHumor (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Disregard bitches.   
   
Acquire knowledge.
Disregard bitches.

Acquire knowledge.
#38 - phaegitt (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
A: shes a prostitute
B: he has loads of money
C: he has a big shlong
D: she wants it.

im not even sorry
#71 - srskate ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I actually got laid from runescape. It was the long con I tell you.
User avatar #80 to #75 - srskate ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Sure. The story is going to be condensed though. Remember it takes places over the course of 5 or so years.

I ran into a guy on runescape. He asked for help with a quest, and I'd already done it, so I helped him and he invited me into his clan. There were four of us in this clan. Myself, the guy, brad, this girl, brook, and this other guy, yippy.
Over time, we all became really good friends. I ended up stop playing runescape, but I ended up going back on just to find them. I found brook, and we started texting. We become even better friends. Best of friends, in fact. We help each other grow as people.
Eventually we both wind up single, and we confess our love to each other. We do the long distance dating thing for awhile, before we scheme. We ended up having her fly to my state for prom with our parents none the wise.
Then we did the sex. She flew over once more for a week, same thing.

tl;dr Meet girl, become friends, date, prom, ******* .
User avatar #105 - slovak ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
someone has lost a bet
User avatar #57 - thelordofrepost (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Is that Duncan Jones?
User avatar #43 - callahill (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Kinda miss fishin' lobsters for hours.. Just to buy a bloody cape.
User avatar #46 to #43 - fuzzyballs (07/21/2014) [-]
kinda miss chopping down jews to trade for willows and spend hours burning them just to get a fire skill cape because nobody else wore that, and I only got to 97

kinda
User avatar #108 - homohominilupusest (07/21/2014) [-]
aww... that must have been expensive for you
#77 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
funnyjunk should make a clan.
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